In
      order
      to
      meet
      its
      funding
      commitment
      to
      the
      new
      UPEI
      student
      centre,
     
     
      UPEI
      administration
      is
      allowing
      anyone
      who
      donates
      one
      million
      dollars
      to
     
     
      the
      project
      the
      opportunity
      to
      name
      the
      building.
      If
      you
      had
      a
      million
      dol-
     
     
      lars,
      what
      would
      you
      name
      the
      new
      student
      centre?
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Tim.
      Definitely
      Tim.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Norah
      Harrison
      :
      Rick
      Avery
     
     
      3rd
      Year
      Nursing
      Major
      2nd
      Year
      Political
      Studies
      Major
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Man,
      why
      do
      we
      have
     
     
      to
      put
      a
      label
      on
      every-
     
     
      thing?
      Why
      can’t
      the
     
     
      new
      student
      centre
      just
     
     
      “be”?
      Are
      you
      gonna
     
     
      eat
      that
      sandwich?
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Barry
      Tammy
      Acorn
     
     
      5th
      Year
      Undeclared
      Major
      4th
      Year
      Music
      Major
     
    
   
   
    
     
      I
      find
      it
      rather
      ironic
     
     
      that
      the
      students
      paid
     
     
      half
      the
      costs
      of
      the
     
     
      building
      up
      front,
      and
     
     
      some
      Donald
      Trump
      or
     
     
      Scrooge
      McDuck
      can
     
     
      swoop
      in
      and
      slap
      his
     
     
      name
      on
      it.
      But
      what
     
     
      do
      I
      care?
      I’m
      going
      to
     
     
      Dal
      next
      year!
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Clarence
      MacPhee
      Pat
      Killorn
     
     
      1st
      Year
      Business
      2nd
      Year
      English
      Major
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ‘
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      [12]
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      In
      honour
      of
      the
     
     
      September
      11th
      attack
     
     
      on
      America,
      I
      would
     
     
      name
      it
      the
      World
     
     
      Trade
      Center.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Seeing
      as
      the
      Barn
      was
     
     
      fittingly
      named
      for
     
     
      UPEI’s
      redneck
      popula-
     
     
      tion,
      I
      think
      we
      should
     
     
      continue
      the
      tradition
     
     
      and
      name
      it
      the
      Mobile
     
     
      Home.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      If
      I
      had
      a
      million
      dol-
     
     
      lars,
      I
      wouldn’t
      have
      to
     
     
      eat
      Kraft
      dinner.
      But
      I
     
     
      would
      eat
      Kraft
      dinner.