_~sPoNc£s~ Tire ooannran, caaanorrnri that their language was profane. H Todety’a Probabilities. - Light, msderate, variable winds, partly ` fair, and occasioned showers. 1- _ 'A 1 ' , . . ‘_ uw-~ v-rv tp of a cent ~‘ e . i l _. as glass H for a delicious thirst _ quenching drink of ,er ,.=-._ - I i.imeJu|ce s A 25 cent bottle contains 144 teaspoonfuls and two of thrse to a glass of w:~.ter makes a perfect summer drink. No other luxury is so chez: p. l0c.. l5c.. 25c.. 5Cc. bctilts. ,_ At all Grocers. ' SIMSON BROS. CO., Lrn.. _ Neural. N. 8. ~ 1 "Fil `_ . ..- _.~_ ..~»_~.f...- . Ponce Marks the -dividing line between the animal and vegetable life. V/'hat we call sponges are the -skel- tiins of what science calls compound infusorians. "“"‘SPO N G E"""" 'hw ',. <.»'r'=’ 3-~§‘kei !m 1. ~.:_.'~.-__~V_-.Y -ie ‘ Y; ..1\\-;F5iT,,;»f»_\__.; ~, a '_ .- ,gt ”" I would be simply ignorant of the facts and grossly misled by hi ignorance if he so imagined. Now golf has a lingo of its own quite as peculiar, as unlntelligible and possibly as misleading to the uninitiat- ed asthe Gaelic. When Rev. Mr. Ancient went forth from his study to observe the doings and listen to the saying of his parishioners on the links he was quite naturally astonished. He saw them in twos and f-urs about the field, armed with clubs of various shapes, excitedly beating little balls across the green. He heard confused calls to the caddie to duce in turn °'the long spoon." ‘ the loft- ing iron," the “nihlick,” the “pu__ttei‘,_'_’_' the "mushy," Lie “driver," or the “'oIeilr,” or mayhap the “brassy-niblick." His re- .ligicus prejulices were aroused at the 'first call. “The long spoon” foisoathi He doubiless recalled the ancient proverb that “he who would sup with the' Devil THE HOME OF THE GUARDIAN 'needs a long spoon.” That settled it. rnaii.Y ann wssi I . North Side Queen Square. CHARLOTTETOWN, P. E. I. Business Office Telephone 1331:- Oice Hours 8 e.m. to 6 p. m. J. P. HOOD, Advertising Mgr. F. R. NEWSOM, Subscription Mgr. rasafisi and N§~§¥E}T.°... 133. Omee Hours iz noon to 6 p.m.; 8 to ra p m. ‘i J. E. B. MeCREADY, Editor Residence Telephone 32 , . They were talking profanity l Now as all good golfers know the words above quoted as in frequent uni' on a links are not profane words, however badly they may sound. They are simply the proper namrs of the implements of golf. But/to the ears of an Ancient, un- sifted in such harsh sounding lingo the! seeniedtobe swear words. They were l “the correct thing," in the game of golf, but were mistaken for profanity. We trust this is the true explanation of the pre aoher`s wrath. There has been no sud- ""' i den outbreak of profanity among the THURSDAY' JULY 23' 1903' lladles of Charlottetown who frequent the GOLF AND PROFANITY. The wires have spread broadcast a mes- sage of ill omen concerning golf, and it is of local importance to Prince Edward Is- links, whether they are church members or otherwise. But they sometimes peak a language that is, but for its admixture of English something very like an un- known tongue. It cannot be that golf has land because the game has obtained afoot- ‘, made the Halifax ladies profane. If pro- » H hold here. The message sent abroad tells 'fane they are, the cause must be sought When iirst gathered, is an unsightly pulpy mass that must be put through sev- eral processes before ready for use. It is often spoiled in the making, _ _ Must be bought carefully. We buy carefully that you may buy safely. Our Sponges are rightly graded and, quality con- sidered, onr prices are al- ways the_ lowest to be had. J. G. JAMIESON, DRUGGIST. ' The Medical Hall. ai \§{,,,wc - aehoolaclieeeefactoris, fmtlier an 4 _ Pairs of Ladies’ Low Shots Former prices $1.25 to $i.65, reduced to 90C. _ The best bargain on the market. _ The _kxperiencedlbeatherm an. 1 _ ,ii q Eorestefs llented ‘ n-ll an andothenxrhoarcinemhenol the! i '. ‘ ‘ f-_; - nt Order of Tm during the - _ . ‘- aammerrnoathstodewite wholoorpartofl their timeinaolicitingfor newmeurbers orthel I"..|.....-. ......,i :.‘.’...';--.1’.‘:=..f‘:‘......°“'n.'~*:‘ %‘°'..;°.;‘°? L- U. _ _ ` High ,Northnedeq Q a _.f i =' | viiuiiii mil roi . ‘ 4 A (_ The valuable farm at‘St. Peteris kiln! i*i1`ixiiiaés-~fi..ff; yfiiiiiiiii it l ann 'Pliiais verydeeirable f" P°f&==lm=i>i>lr on nearing and simpaty ea. “ Ii'ilaeyf~Pilh that last Sunday evening Rev. Mr. An- for in other quarters. There are so many °i8Dl= P1`08¢hil18 ill’ SU- L11k¢'S Church, things to try the patience of the women Halifax, created a sensation “by his plain gfjom- lgnd 1 The imperfeggigng md _¢x¢`3. ia-i18°°~8¢ ¢0D°¢l'Dil1R Pl‘°f8~l1ii>Y 011 the perations of husbands, lovers, and broth- golf links.” And we are Prepared to main- ‘ ers are hard to bear. and if to these are Win Uimli his 1111811888 WBS Plein. ‘|150 i5 added the censoriousness of a pastor all if it ills bw!! CUYFCCIFIY 1001065. f°1‘ il°1‘¢‘ too ready to misjudge, impatience _may is ii' P°i`ii°ii °f the i`°P°i`ii _sometimes think, even if it never speaks. The preacher said he was informed that 'in te;-m§ thy; an quigg gg emphgglg gg swore e troopers. .re was a time, said the preacher, when a gentlemen for- i getting himself, used profanity in the presence of ladies, would instantly anol' ogize in a most humble manner. What are we to expect now,~ said the preacher, when women look upon profanity as the correct thing ? Mr. Ancienifs version of the facts. There i must surely be a mistake somewhere. It is the first time that so grave a charge If i Q _ * 'ri-1 ' * has been made against the ladies of Hali- ; _ _ \‘_-_\ fax in general, or worse still of the lady '_ "-_ _ members of any particular church in that V. I city. We incline to think that the worthy i' ffl ` ._ __, clergyman has been either grossly mis- ,' R _gi informed, or has been deceived by his ears ' f while witnessing the game. It has been thought that the game cf golfwas a healthful recreation without sinful or harmful tendencies, but for all we know was noted as being provocative _of pro- fanity. It was thought in the days of James to be unprofitable, but that is another and avery different thing from inciting otherwise pious ladies to pro- fanity. is doubt1e=s this: Golf is a Scottish game, 'the grass-covered sandy downs or “1inks’.i “of theses board of the Land__of_the__Heatb- l'»W1l IDBI! 01* WOIIOD BX 9 _ 80llV_§l‘B 8 women he was going to say ladies, who I in I came tc; church and took communion with Emp: et, W perm t' I _E all the appearance of sincerity and humil- _ _ The trueisolution ofthe Halifax incident _ having 1...-1 its origin in the misty pgs: on ' 'i P ge iff; iii gi’ ag .., __ . '~ ff? :‘.~."='»~.`~"' ~ ` .-if; _`_~ -. ' We cannot accept the Reverend " ,ZW _“.-»-53;, T' .__ , _ __ , e ff f » I , 1 i. \‘.`°~s'i I ' , ' ` ‘~ Z.. _ 3 iiifiiiiiiiiiii gggdhhf . . Ego* a _gin ig? is wi ie' 3 ’\ gf* iation,went on the golf links next day and i .W ,ik “_ lr coals. ineviiabieastiiec!iangfng.eeaaeoa`e¢__ theehange which,eomeab~ plates one antici- itia an cipate gcliangeofsea- eonandpreparefor it. Iutldawayther discomfort: and disasters suffered b many women at th e p er i o d of c hen e can be avoided or over- come. Dr. Pierce's Fa vorite Prescription, a medicine for every s e ri s o ri of woman’s life, will entirely Trice* th: needs or women at this period oi change. It cures the physical ills a n d relieves t h e mental anxiety and depression usually . . . - associated with this critical period. It it may be quite otherwise. Same four tmnqnmz” the nerves’ enc°m.a5es me hundred odd years ago in the reign of gppgitg and induces refreshing eep. _` ' “ . . ., lf Hindi , @§ C0., James IV it was enacted that in naplace LTL: ma" been “'55 y°“°f“d,_ o e Q of the realine thair be vsit [ut-Vballis, golf :ze ibr the ;ix`t-eenmor na; or uther sic unprofitabill sportis.” But aadflsyinm combined. Presslptiou. Golden edleai' while thus denounced in a past age, both- giéteeeig' aiu! ‘ Pleasant ¥'e&.eu'.a1:_ :lie been golf and foot-ball have survived, and we i_ ever fail to find it any where of record that golf A -i"_'i~° ,mf gmdfggz gi women and have also guaranteed - not ar; if wonlgdpsy bgck the ave t our reggae! back d id Down! an sa ot give antisfactiotuiit e n area? and charge il to lie been mi ed upon to refund. _I anything to equal the ‘ Favorite diseases of woincn." » ‘ liedical Adviser in nent wie! ===P=1==='l i fer. Tlieavarage _Canadlai_i|_o_n__'heariiig- cANADA»S» ' cit dly in ~+ -e_a_‘1_ l~pilh~¢_ne»amums ri.. Iheoriginalfinafe. KRSIIELINDA lGdnopzlilh.il1ea.n S We are hisoneliieadquatters $4 for everything you can possibly want or need in men’s furnishings. marins u;:€igs.eu°t*n’atmeet eva, Quality high and prices most reasonable.. ' in the Maritime 1>mvin°¢,_ GET Your. COLLARS to lit your neck and your shirt. It’seasy to _ _ fi° if YOU C0812 here. Best four-ply linen collars, either straight.»stand~ _ ¢¥iili?-its °11 ii! ing, turned points, round corners. standing turn-over with roirnd or' en d gpid square corners-any style you prefer. Extra strong button holes, and °° im 1-mm ~ 8’ . 1 the linen takes a ine laundry finish. 20 and 25¢, ' _ g¢_~1;1|¢ V Cnanirs Fon THE PARTICULAR.-You can't help liking our new _ »thefann“ neckwear, if you've the least bit of artistic taste. Nothing nicerl has and UH! 8`°1'd°1l»’ Bild. ever been shown in town; and nothing half so niee has ever been- shown iii* iive 9i°¢i‘ °i iii* I at twice the price. 'I i iii°°*' _ . Horse siiw°°= we _ , HATS Fon THE FA'sTrnioUs.-Th t l d l - ~ ` v°i°di'° in hats for spring-and all of them quiiiieecoaiireedii-fiii1i;.i:, Evil? iiiidiviidiiiail taste can well suited. Fine hats are our speciality, and we are ‘ _ I ' ~' ' ‘ ' quite anxious to try a hat on your head. No sale unless you say O.K. A WISE MAN ONCE Sam, if ne could see your stockings and your » f . f hat he could tell what kind of a man you are. Others are judging _gifidunlg-"1l°°edTw°iit°du you the same way. You will,create the best impression with a pair of 5 _ ii ' 1 . , our Black Brand 45c Hose and one of our $2.30 derbys, just in. ‘I WV? One msn may lead a horse to water, but a hundred can’t make 5"* 'Ui ‘F him drink. ~ Same way with advertising. _It’s an easy matter to bring - ° _ 4. people to a store, but the buying part rests with them. That’s why' .W.i'ii° f°i' P"i'° ii°i‘_°ii‘i we advertise exactly what we can do, no more, knowing the hats _ we “him t° i _ i offer win do the rest. aim. ..5s ....1 2. _ ses 1 ii.. e '~“ ' ' ‘ ‘ -ir..~...g..' $1.00. Hats among the lot worth 2.50, ifoyibur size iisuiiimiiriiigiiiliiem, yciu J’ E' ' are iii if- ‘ 1-224! 49-rr . _ i. ._ ` G-LCVES , . . A SMART APPEARANCE.-To be well dressed requires good gloves. i___'_'-°°»" 'fgloves that are perfect in fit and fashionable in shade. We have' just that kind. _ ' _ _ THESE GLOVES aI_lE 'THE BEST value__ at these prices oiered in our city this season. We invite your inspectionrof them and stand ready to prove what we claim. $1.00, _L50 a pair. _ Un¢|:B1=r:E=L1`:..A_.s ` v WE WANT A cnauce To DEMoNsTaATE ¥0_ You how decisively we _ " " ' '_ ‘ ` are_ underselling on good Umbrellas, and a visit here tomorrow will _ _ __ - _ ;i1_<;’tYou know we give money baclé éit any trims you think you '_ _ ~ ‘ “" go your mone 's rt - ' ' ’ ` ‘ $1.00’ $1.50. V Y WO an 0, It Will Oilt haggilllgs 759| See our summer open work half hose. ` ' _ -"'“*-*° f “ Also our ine summer Balbriggan Underwear Loo a suit. _ FIRST AND, PARAMOUNT T _ ABSOLUTE SECURITY To POLICY-HOLDERS. Iht “IMPERIAL LIFE ” . Assurance Co. of Canada. HEAD UPPICE - - _ , '[0R()NT0’I“cAN_; Capital - - _ - - . -- _ 5 _ GOVERNMENT DEPOSIT for the protection of 1,000,000 Policy Holders - - _ _ _ ,_ V _ 250,000 (The largest deposit of any Canadian Company.) OIBICY. RESE RVES are all calculated' on the conservative rate of 3% per cent.. and are notonly fully equal to' the new standard required by the government but are ' 8¢t\18l1y I2 percent greater. i ' ' ~ - ' ' - .. "31 C€ The above are the three Imberlaltsf with those ii..i'iLf,'..i.‘i2' $.‘.f.‘.'2“Zf..i 1... For rates and plana of fnauran S P .SAUNDERS 740 dt! Alexpndra _ 1 IRAN SWIFT _ "f`_i¢¢m='v.°=#'r°"~\11w=1va` ' S“iiS W°fii‘ 7-5°f°f 5-_°°~ 3' ~ ,_Y0_.URr owN;i.iN,e. _ §§*,*;;9““,,, 8'” ig”-°°-2 _ ii- waaisfntnmiiaseiililnw ' _ » _ . = . ~ ‘9'°° i-'»7'5°i , __ ` I' » ia..N-;gnaar.ani»_-fl. 3. 1._unw¢r.c'imr __ 1S‘f“t"'°."§~1"‘§'°9'f°i'~9'°¥i!i """’“`”'*°7" .iga¢ia6a,‘i».`n‘.r. ~ ~ I * - i “S00 pairs_»Hena.»aepar_ate tene-oneqng@re¢g.;,,,th`__pd°¢ nies. :mrs ee-==-1 mister-w_,`1iii1ir¢a€¢@ '° a1\»iepris=.__ __ ~ E 3,, ~ up ._ EXPRESS ~atb_rgreductions;__ ' _ m ' ~ _'l‘ie¥€¢Agell¢.lloaetoa. as -1 7' _ _ _ ._ _ ~~--~» _ -. . ". °.n_-,",-~ . ___ ‘ ~ 57-‘Yi .7f»`? U fe .s -. Q _ - Wesre offering the ourspfmg g_nd...5,mme, *Suits w°rth $6 be for 0_4-Sill -- » _ . 211. wi ,_ -.wus-_ _~ Ma -,-.-.-.__.-_~|- @"'.*i%» his :ard-»i»°»1>i¢sr=»d ’*°'*"°#’ °==1“¢f*~11ivf'.si¢=ia¢=_d. ~»-» sw -»~.-.,.,..._`,, “_ ¢“*’ ii '13 "ir-"fra, -li To be h_e!d`cn the _ the Chtown, Driving Jas. Paton & C0. 7.15 mo th U _ 4 ~ i _ ` _ day and Friday, 22nd, f . - . _ _ ._ _-M 23rd. 24th.aiiii-i.25th sept.-1963. _0ifcr_$6.000.00 iii i slf'0Ck, dairy poultry entries close nth Twof Daisy Horse ‘ Vl°ll°=l11».=ii lllvsm a _'ii 24ii_=»ii._ - uislrsima. I v $1,350.00 ill iiibii’ Passengers on boat and Railways, A the Grand Stand. ii i I rice programmes and 'all °J“.°'»~.°