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      2)
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      Possible
      Payoff
      for
      Probable
      Profit?
     
     
      The
      Perils
      of
      Playing
      Proline
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Scott
      MacDonald
     
    

    
     
      HMM...CHARLES
      OAKLEY
      IS
      OUT.
      STARKS
      HAS
      BEEN
     
     
      been
      ina
      terrible
      shooting
      slump
      lately.
      Ewing
      has
      been
      having
     
     
      a
      bad
      year.
      Plus
      Orlando
      is
      tough
      at
      home.
      Gotta
      like
      Seattle
     
     
      in
      the
      other
      game.
      Playing
      the
      Timberwolves
      at
      home.
      Rider
     
     
      is
      out
      doing
      his
      community
      service.
      Yeah
      that
      game
      should
      be
     
     
      a
      rock
      solid
      bet.
     
    

    
     
      Itseems
      that
      every
      time
      I
      watch
      sports
      highlights
      at
      night
     
     
      these
      days,
      I
      don’t
      care
      whether
      or
      not
      my
      favorite
      teams
      have
     
     
      won
      or
      lost;
      just
      if
      they
      beat
      the
      spread.
      Yes,
      I’ve
      joined
      the
     
     
      ranks
      of
      the
      addicted
      gamblers.
     
    

    
     
      For
      anyone
      living
      under
      a
      rock
      lately,
      I
      am
      referring
      to
     
     
      the
      Atlantic
      Lotto
      Corporation’s
      newest
      game
      that
      anyone
      can
     
     
      lose
      money
      on.
      Proline
      is
      a
      legalized
      sports
      betting
      program
     
     
      which
      allows
      you
      to
      place
      wagers
      from
      $2
      to
      $25
      on
      anywhere
     
     
      from
      three
      to
      six
      games.
      They
      allow
      you
      to
      place
      bets
      on
     
     
      football,
      basketball,
      hockey,
      and
      (if
      they
      ever
      reach
      a
      settle-
     
     
      ment)
      baseball.
      It’s
      possible
      for
      any
      sports
      fan
      to
      win
      big,
      as
     
     
      long
      as
      they
      follow
      who’s
      hot,
      and
      who’s
      not.
     
    

    
     
      Of
      course
      there
      are
      going
      to
      be
      a
      share
      of
      upsets,
      pro
     
     
      sports
      wouldn’t
      survive
      without
      them
      and
      neither
      would
      Proline.
     
     
      For
      example,
      over
      the
      holidays
      I
      bet
      on
      a
      series
      of
      three
      NBA
     
     
      games,
      all
      of
      which
      would
      be
      considered
      safe
      bets,
      which
      would
     
     
      have
      paid
      me
      off
      a
      nice
      little
      sum
      of
      $27.00
      on
      a
      two
      dollar
     
     
      wager.
      So
      of
      course
      Seattle
      loses
      to
      a
      hot
      shooting
      Lakers
      team,
     
     
      Orlando
      loses
      to
      Charlotte,
      and
      the
      other
      game
      I
      bet
      on
      wasn’t
     
     
      decided
      by
      the
      six
      point
      margin
      of
      victory.
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      The
      six
      point
      spread
      has
      killed
      me
      a
      couple
      of
      times.
      On
     
     
      one
      ticket
      I
      won
      (the
      very
      first
      time
      I
      played,
      as
      the
      evil
      monster
     
     
      of
      Gamblor
      sunk
      his
      teeth
      into
      me),
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      benefitted
      by
      two
      Reggie
     
     
      Miller
      free
      throws
      with
      .09
      seconds
      left
      to
      win
      the
      game
      by
      a
     
     
      seven
      point
      margin.
      I
      lost
      on
      a
      $70.00
      ticket
      because
      Latrell
     
     
      Sprewell
      hit
      a
      three
      at
      the
      buzzer
      to
      bring
      his
      Warrior
      club
      to
     
     
      lose
      by
      five,
      ifhe
      had
      missed
      that
      I
      would
      have
      had
      anice
      payoff
     
     
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      ease
     
     
      Proline
      is
      extremely
      addictive.
      Think
      about
      how
      easy
      it
     
     
      should
      be:
      if
      you’re
      a
      knowledgeable
      fan
      you
      can
      predict
      who
     
     
      is
      going
      to
      win
      or
      lose.
      It
      doesn’t
      take
      a
      genius
      to
      realize
      that
     
     
      Detroit
      will
      walk
      all
      over
      Green
      Bay
      without
      Sterling
      Sharpe.
     
     
      But
      then
      Barry
      Sanders
      has
      the
      worst
      game
      of
      his
      career,
      and
     
     
      you’re
      now
      out
      whatever
      bet
      you
      laid
      down.
      Some
      chump
      will
     
     
      constantly
      score
      at
      the
      buzzer
      to
      ruin
      the
      spread,
      or
      to
      make
      the
     
     
      spread
      on
      the
      rare
      occurances
      when
      you
      may
      bet
      for
      a
      tie.
     
    

    
     
      With
      the
      hockey
      season
      back
      on,
      expect
      lots
      of
      new
     
     
      Proline
      suckers...I
      mean
      players,
      to
      start
      wagering
      on
      NHL
     
     
      games.
      This
      should
      create
      plenty
      of
      excitement
      in
      addition
      to
     
     
      the
      drive
      to
      the
      NHL
      playoffs.
     
    

    
     
      People
      of
      course
      will
      win
      on
      this,
      but
      more
      often
      you'll
     
     
      find
      yourself
      looking
      at
      a
      ticket
      where
      you've
      picked
      all
      the
     
     
      right
      games
      but
      one,
      and
      contrary
      to
      the
      Meatloaf
      song--
      two
     
     
      outta
      three
      IS
      bad.
      The
      only
      moral
      of
      this
      tale
      is
      to
      realize
      that
     
     
      gambling
      is
      an
      addiction,
      and
      like
      all
      addictions
      can
      get
      out
      of
     
     
      control
      so
      it’s
      best
      to
      keep
      an
      eye
      on
      your
      wagering
      ways.
     
    

    
     
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      to
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      1.
      Mark
      the
      number
      of
      games
      you
      wish
      to
      play
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      5
      of
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      the
      outcomes
      of
      the
      3.
      4.
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      or
      6
      games
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      whether
      you
      ate
     
     
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      a
      Visitor
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      (V).
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      Tie
      (T),
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      a
      Home
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      (1)
     
     
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      the
      amount
      you
      wish
      to
      wager
     
     
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      are
      based
      on
      final
      results
      and
      wictude
      overtime
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      any
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      SATURDAY
      Come
      watch
      the
      hockey
     
     
      Jan
      21
      game
      on
      TU,
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      ROYAL
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      Jan
      22
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Winter
      Carnival
      Begins!
     
     
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      3.
      Call
      SU
      for
      details
     
    
   
   
    
     
      TUESDAY
      THE
      SKYDIGGERS
      with
     
     
      ary
      at
      THE
      MALDNES
     
    
   
   
    
     
      January
      17,
      1995
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
     
        
     
     
         
     
     
        
     
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Player
      of
      the
      Wee
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Intramural
      Basketball
     
     
      A
      Division
     
     
      Tim
      Griffith
      of
      the
      Rapid
      Dogs
      hit
      for
      2
     
    
   
   
    
     
      points
      and
      11
      rebounds
      as
      his
      Dogs
      lost
     
     
      tough
      game
      to
      the
      league
      leading
      Fight!
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Blue
      Hens.
     
     
      B
      Division
     
     
      Jason
      Roberts
      of
      Pat’s
      Ex-Rats,
      and
      Dav
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Poirer
      of
      AVC
      share
      this
      week’s
      honor.
      Robett
     
     
      struck
      for
      13
      points,
      6
      rebounds
      and
      a
      st¢4
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      while
      Poirer
      had
      25
      points
      and
      was
      5/7ft°
     
     
      the
      charity
      stripe.
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
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