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      The
      Adventures
      of
      Boxlor
     
    
   
   
    
     
      By
      Mike
      Lecky
      and
      xjeffx
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      Boxlor,
      in
      the
      midst
      of
      reflecting
      upon
      _
      Off
      to
      the
      mall...
      Boxlor,
      steady
      as
      always
      isunfazedby
      Success!!!
     
     
      the
      serenity
      proffered
      by
      nature's
      the
      prying
      eyes
      of
      the
      city's
      resident
     
    

    
     
      bounty,
      finds
      himself
      preoccupied
      by
      layman.
      Tage
     
    

    
     
      thirst
      and
      decides
      that
      he
      must
      pro-
     
    

    
     
      cure
      himself
      a
      beverage.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Elated
      by
      yet
      another
      victory
      in
      the
      Nothing
      like
      a
      beverage
      to
      cleanse
      Boxlor
      loses
      it,
      suddenly
      overcome
      by
      Now
      now
      Boxlor,
      what's
      done
      is
      done.
     
     
      name
      of
      Boxlor,
      he
      settles
      down
      to
      _
      the
      palate,
      eh
      Boxlor?
      his
      frustration
      with
      Saddam
      Hussein's
     
     
      enjoy
      the
      beverage
      du
      jour.
      attempt
      to
      overtake
      Kuwait
      circa
      1991.
     
    
   
   
    
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
     
      In
      a
      frantic
      attempt
      to
      regain
      his
      cool,
      _
      F**king
      kid,
      thinks
      he's
      so
      big,
      he's
      not
      _Still
      furious,
      and
      itching
      for
      a
      scrap,
      F**king
      mall,
      Boxlor
      hates
      the
      f**king
     
     
      Boxlor
      overturns
      the
      table.
      But
      to
      no
      _
      big,
      Boxlor
      is
      big.
      Boxlor
      finds
      a
      gate
      and
      f*ks
      its
      s**t
      mall.
     
     
      avail.
      up.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
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      The
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