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     SEPTEMBER is, 1953 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     PAGE TEN . , rut: GUARDIAN. CHARLOTTETOWIV 
     
    
   
   
    
         
     
    
   
   
    
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     By Thorntoon W. Burgess 
     
    
   
   
    
     muuny cniicx HAS'HlS Tl'llN:to Joliniiy when he tried to crawl 
     
     Hinder that fence. He had him- 
     
    

    
     Ba sure a joke will not offend, self tried to crawl under two or 
     
     Lost, you should lose a valucdithree tunes. Each time he had 
     
     II'lCIld. been knocked sprawling. He didiit 
     
     -()1d Mr, Todd, understand it at all, It was .1 "e um” laugh at Pd" now 
     
    

    
     .i. inystery. But he did want to see and mike fun I him ' 
     
    

    
     Watching from under A big cab- tit happen 10 Sumebody 6186. Whichi - V! r 7 0 .H. '  Z 
     
     3339 1”! 01” M” Tmd Md 5""Hmm.' M” M mm M Ml" under that fence many times In 
     
    

    
                
     
    

    
     E " . . t I thi 
     
    

    
     1 wire at. the Jolt-int of the icnc” ilC"ll)5'i'- H9 5”"”9d at P95" RM-7' k)),ei,:IeN;1,:. -genfim r;.E,dhf,gp:::dn:& 
     
     around Farmcr Bruwirs garden. Itlbii. HP Wits lh01'0UKh1Y i'F"55' Alml m,u'b1e in C,-awimg under But, now- 
     
     - v v --v' r it '. E, . . i . 
     
    

    
     alas iiuiny il0ix9;'eJLtiIlllvlt,V: Clllliicktl.I:11::llH'J:?S1Yh3f:x:g 11 crv& W fl mm mmd cf. We was mm 
     
     ," lg ' El.” F5 1”. 3j"f'l'- 9 sh" ,,T,,l- 0, hwy Mm mu PMH, in the way. Could it have had tiny- 
     
     t" ”' i ll?” mm l””1't (N "m t g ' " t itliing to do with the thing that 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     7-) roll UVPV. For rt iiic-mciit or iu.rrR3m7”- f'”' 'h”h" S.m”'lM J"H"m.”li:id liiippeiied to him? 0! course 
     
     he slum 1"-V 11'"? "” MI '””k' "1 many: d0.LV"V”.nng'whyshnmdi mi. it was inst zi wii't-. Jolinny 
     
     M”'””l 1” 9”” m"”k 1””? rot” 5”” hm” "WU "md Pete” dodpt had econ wire' icnces often. He put. 
     
    
   
   
    
     um-(5 gr 11-4-4 )1piiilf1&'t' Hp it;,,n'i nag out of Jolinny ClltiCk'S ivzij: is H hhck WW Juan W feel oi 
     
     -WIT N". 5:1". ho wiisnli hurt 11091 did!” k1””'k 30” "V": Y"" ltlvit wire The game thiiiiz li-iiii)mi- 
     
     ans (i'lghl0ll9(I. hut only for .-ilsdiouiri liave seen yotirsrli! You icdi an 0;.” ,,..,m,, Ha Wm SCHL 
     
     ninute or Inn. Alinmt every onc,tui'iicd a buck soiiicnsniiit, and how , Wmwlmg Ovelfm me grass. 
     
     is frigliteiicd iilien S(Illl'3Ihl.'l'Z,lll tho wvrld yoii did that (I: lat, Awin Fem, Rabbit bean” dune, 
     
     Wan?” hWI39'h "t ill?!" W'''' ' 1”" T i”"" M0” m”'”inu"-tboiii tzieeiuiiy This made 
     
     ;h"”gh mo-V 5"" I”? hm1 i - "PW aw'ruH'v fmmy'” i.lolhiiiiv Chiiric Hii"rlEl' than ever. 
     
     Mcallwh”-9 Pi”? Rilbb" l”5 P9 Nmckled iwiieiiyat least he hn'li1ll3'(Cd to roll 
     
     dancing .'il):)::t in git-c You xcci Johniiy Chiick wn: limkiiii: i'oijV:m,er U" hh feet. he mide a sudy 
     
     35.2”.3”i?..3I”"i.”17 ?'2i1..?l3.'i”.ili.?' ibiifixli iiliv ””;f.".-9””viY..l? i13f?d”"  ”5i””' "ii”i'.”'i53'3””' 
     
     . a I- 2- u t - at -  ie .(11lll'i,' 
     
     that so often folks having lino inoiliiii: else thrre. He niovcd -iglafgg rnDI:0':hel,eju1E1u:)l1' izcnd Pete; 
     
     hleiasant tliiii:s iiziiipen in thcnillittle iiczirer that he niisht sec imnped back again This 1-lme he 
     
     want to see the same thing hnp-iall around that spot. No one was bltnmmd against ("he fence. He 
     
     pen in others. Peter had iirgedihiding there, so who could have hit touched mm wire at the bouom 
     
     Johnny Chuck to visit Farmer him? You 500 lie thongltt he had Mm one of his -long 1,-md feet" 
     
     Brown's garden btv.-.ii:.xr of the good been hit bv soniebody and kn")Ck't.m;. , ., ..... 7 D .-o 
     
     thinszs tzroiiinz there. He had been ed over on his back. Continued 011 W13 14 
     
     quite sum or tvlint would happen Now Joliniiy Chuck had crept, D '-" 
     
     D W  7 - E c- i woop ISLANDS-CARIBOU 
     
    
   
   
    
     FERRY SERVICE 
     
    
   
   
    
       (Sailings June 13th to Sept. 2821') 
     
    
   
   
    
     inclusive) 
     
     Daily including Sundays- 
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Annual meeting Cliarlottetowii and Royalty Lib- 
     
    
   
   
    
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     eral Association (5th district) to be held in tho Cllovcr Standard Timer 
     
     ' . . . . From Each Terminal. 
     
     Club (Canadian Legion Building) Grafton . t . on 7 ,,m' 9 um 11 ,,.m, 1 pm; 
     
     Wednesday, September 16th, at 8 p.m. i 3 D-m.: 5 mm b d 
     
     RESERVATIONS: May 9 ma 8 
     
     BY Order: I ior A limited number of vehicles 
     
    
   
   
    
     , V , , I by contacting Ilcnd Office in 
     
    

    
     IILINJAIIIIN  JR" Pl'(lSl(It'llI. ' gharjgttctgwn, at least 48 hours 
     
    

    
     J. P. NICHOLSON, Secretary. in advance torp- 
     
    

    
     (PD1-iirst and Second sailing: 
     
     from each terminal each 
     
    
   
   
    
     contract Bridge 
     
    
   
   
    
     By tbuphhia, Culberhun 
     
    
   
   
    
             
     
    
   
   
    
     INSPI RED PLAY 
     
    
   
   
    
     The declarer's play at the (ol- 
     
     lowlng hand was so inspired that 
     
     one might think the opponents had 
     
     shown him their cattle! 
     
    
   
   
    
     West dealer. V 
     
     Both sides vulnerable. 
     
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     ones; 
     
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     Thebldding: 
     
    
   
   
    
     west North East Smith 
     
     1 Q. Pnu 1 Q Dbl: 
     
     Pass 19 Pass 2 Q 
     
     Pass o It Q a P355 40 
     
     Pass Pass Pass 
     
    
   
   
    
     Noitli-South here using it Jump 
     
     bid after a takeout double by the 
     
     same player as an absolute tome. 
     
     and so North had little choice 
     
     but to raise the spades. 
     
    

    
     It. must be admitted that de- 
     
     clarer had good luck on the open- 
     
     ing lead. West had I problem, and 
     
     not knowing that he could open 
     
     3 trump with impunity, he elected 
     
     to lead the deuce oi diamonds. 
     
     South won with the queen and 
     
     did some thinking. Prospect; were 
     
     not good. despite the fact; that 
     
     Soiit.h had saved 3. diamond trick. 
     
     One trump trick, at least, would 
     
     certainly have to be lost; a. heart 
     
     loser also seemed sure; and the 
     
     club situation, with Wwt's openo 
     
     ing club bid back of.the king. was 
     
     tar from ideal. 
     
    

    
     However, there was a chance, and 
     
     South went out for it. He cash- 
     
     ed only the trump ace, then cash- 
     
     ed the diamond ace and led a low 
     
     trump. As he hoped, west. was in 
     
     again! West felt sure that another 
     
     diamond lead would yield a ruli- 
     
     aiid-discard. so he decided to lay 
     
     down the ace and queen of clubs. 
     
     This was not A good idea! south 
     
     won the trick. duly noting the fall 
     
     of East's club ten, then ran off 
     
    
   
   
    
     new LOOK AT n' mi: wAv-- 
     
     IF than FIFTEEN DOLL 9; 
     
    
   
   
    
     AND YOU ASKED FOR h2Z.. 
     
    
   
   
    
         
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     Tippy and "Cap" Stubu 
     
    
   
   
    
     NOW YOU JUST SIT 
     
    
   
   
    
     WHERE YOU ARE-4 
     
     WON'T BOTHER. 
     
    
   
   
    
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     1w P.-r Mum: nun wash 
     
    
   
   
    
     "I'LL JUST WORK 'RoUND VOU--t 
     
    
   
   
    
     I , . -To 
     
     Dotty Dripple - ' ' By Ruiord 
     
    
   
   
    
     . FlFTEgNs:oi.i.Aizs.I 
     
     vou DON ELL our 
     
     THAT QASY, DADDY,I 
     
    
   
   
    
     ' BY Edwina 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
           
     
          
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
      toot; 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     "WE CAN PLAY 
     
     QLIR CANASTA i' 
     
     I-J TI-V KITCHEN ' 
     
     riLL SHE'S - ” 
     
     FINISHED TH' i 
     
    
   
   
    
     LlVlN' ROOM- d 
     
     I 
     
    
   
   
    
     Bringing Up Fathe! 
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     AN AMATEUR PLAV- AIhD 
     
     canny is vtavwexi-ii: V cuamcrewt 
     
    
   
   
    
     MOQE IN 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
    
   
   
    
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     DONTAMF73 BE MIMI 
     
    
   
   
    
     "m”'1”g' his three remaining trumps. nu 
     
     J55 QHOW H5 5IW7Zl'UKl... 
     
    
   
   
    
     (2)-For pcrishablns andmr Llve- Wat was soon in mouble y 
     
    
   
   
    
     BLUE men STEAMSH'::i LTD. :i:i.::- 
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
    
   
   
    
             
     
        
     
       
     
       
     
         
     
    
   
   
    
        
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     IF MNT9 To 9HOW5NAVIl-7 
     
     . A MDNGOO 
     
    
   
   
    
     SE TACK LE5 AA 
     
    
   
   
    
       
     
    
   
   
    
     d S d. ,-1 J 12”, himself with the A-10-5 or heart: 
     
     I'.r1:yIVElll;”I1(F.I!!I)YI”Il;l!Tnu&1eCFC; and one club- West had tn make 
     
     i first Weather Broadcast each week M10315? dl-Ward from WIS nV9' 
     
     card holding: lieaxts. 12-7-3, and 
     
    
   
   
    
     Freiizlit will hf-accepted until noon Th'lll'Sda,V, Sc-hpt. M3" Clubs. Lg. Dummy, mmng to ms, 
     
     17th for next sailing of M. V. Blue Prince to saint CATCH AN EARLY CROSSING mm aim west, ma 14.9.0 or 
     
     John's, Newfoundland. For space rescrvatioiis and AND AVOID DELAY. hearts mid two clubs. If West nave 
     
     . Ly up 8. club. declarer would simply 
     
     mes KPW NoimiUMBERLANn lead 1... .1... after .....w.... . 
     
    
   
   
    
     FERRIES LIMITED, heart from dummy; and when. 
     
    
   
   
    
     NEWFOUNDLAND SHIPPING SERVICE, Romany. west surrendered I hum 
     
    
   
   
    
     P'0- 3” 55 P"0"” 3737 Charlottetown. 2. ii. island Smith easily ran on three heart 
     
     N ;rV ,;ytrick.s. 
     
     Li'I Abner , By Al Capp 
     
     FDIRA psvzuogogisij ' . - iT'SnREACHINGL" O-l,MA;1-U . . , 
     
     ITSMERECHILDS DOL vv 300' ' . - T744  
     
    
   
   
    
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