CHECKI A" Leading Aircraitsman E.G. Cof- fin, the son of Mr. and Mrs. C.H. Collin, Fortune Bay, P.E.I.,,,rar- rics out the daily inspection with the radio equipment in th cock- pll. of a Sabre aircraft. Ea le is a , ' 7 , SABRE'S R-T communications technician (air) and is statio d at the R.C.A.F.'s No. I Fighter Wing base at Gros- tenquin, France. (National De- fence Photo) EASTERN GUARDIAN I STOP AT MAC'S Snack Bar. Montague. L O W E R Montague Regatta Wednesday, July 11. Send entries to Roy Aitken. ASSESSMENT OF 53.00 on burying plots in Little Sands Cem- etery now due. W.D. MacDonald. Treasurer. PARISH OF GEORGETOWN Anglican Church of Canada. Holy Trinity Church, Sunday July tlth. Sixth Sunday after Trinity. 11.00 a.m. The Holy Commu ' and Sermon. Reverend W. G. Hogg. LEAVING FOR EDMONTON- Mrs. A.H. Duvar of Montague. and Mrs. Maude Barbour of Char- lottetown. are leaving this morn- ning on the "Overlander" special. for Edmonton where they will visit Mrs. Duvar's daughter. Mrs. (1)1-.) A.H. Lane. Miss Alva Brehaut. Montague will also be a passenger on the ”Overlander" to visit (riends in Vancouver.' Personals Misses Florence and Joyce Matheson of Bristol, motored to parts of New Brunswick and Nova Scotia on Sunday, July 1. Mr. Thomas Kickham. MP. for Kings is making a short visit to his home in Souris. Births MacDONALD -At Newton. Mass. to Mr. and Mrs. J. Louis Mac- Donald (Anna MacDonald, Glen- lcnnanl a son. JAY - At St. Margarets Hospital, Dorchester. Mass.. Junc . 1956, to Mr. and Mrs. Francis Jay (nee Anna M. Curran of Somerville. P.E.I.i a daughter, weight it lbs. 2'1: ozs. SINCLAIR-At the Prince County Hospital June 28. 1956, to Mr. and Mrs. James N. Sincliar. Emerald (nee Lorraine Cole) a son, David Norris. 8 lbs. 5 on. SMITH -- At the P.E.I. Hospital on June 28. 1956, to Mr. and Mrs. Harold Smith (nee Marie Colesl, North River, a son. David Claude. Weight 8 lbs. ll ozs. CRASWELL - At the P.E.I. Hos- pital, July 2. 1956, to Mr. and Mrs. W e n d cl 1 W. Craswell, Fredericton, P.E.I.. a daughter, Barbara'Fiorence. Weight 8 lbs. I ozs. ARSENAULT - At the Prince County Hospital on June 27, 1956. to Mr. and Mrs. Nazaire Arsenault of Central Bedeque, ' P.E.l., a daughte . Faye Helen. 1 lbs. 15 ozs. FORD - At the Soldiers' Mem- orial Hospital. Middleton. N.S., on Tuesday. June 26. 1956. to Sgt. and Mrs. Clayton Ford. a son, Robert Kim. MURPHY - At Saint Joseph's THospital. Toronto, on Wednes- day. June 27. to Mr. and Mrs. Charles Murphy (nee Teresa Mcltennal a son. 7 lbs. 5 ozs. MacCARVlLLE - At the Prince County Hospital on July 2, I956. to Mr. and Mrs. Vernon Mac- Carvllle, Kinkora. a son. MURPHY - At the City Hospital July 8. 1956. to Mr. and Mrs. W. A. Murphy. Borden. a daugh- ter. 8 lbs. 1, ozs., Rosaleen Ann. HAYDEN At St. Michael's Hospital. Toronto. May I). 1956. to Mr. and Mrs. Frank Hayden thee Irena Clarkinl. New Wilt- Ihire. a daughter. Charlene Esther. Weight 7 lbs. It on. MacKAY - At the Prince County Hospital on July 8, 1060. to Cut. and Mrs. Harry Macxay. Sum- merside, a son, I lbs. 9 one. IOIEIITSON .. At the Hospital June 11. 1956, to Mr. and Mrs. Gordon S. Robertson (nee Phyllis Rose). Klngsboro. a daughter, Cathy Maya. Weight School. A hearty welcome to all. SMITH - At the Charlottetown JILLIY - At the Charlottetown MncINNIl - At IIS Weymouih FRESH ISLAND lamb - Also special prices on choice beef at T. M. Llewellyn's. Montague. LOWER MONTAGUE Regatta, Wednesday, July 11. Get your en- tries ready for the boat races. THE CEMETERY service at the Midgell Cemetery will be held July 15. Rev. Dr. Lawrence Toombs conducting. DUNDAS-ANNANDALE United Church Circuit-S. A. Custance. Pastor-Sunday. July 8. 1956: Annandale, 11:00 a.m.. Morning Worship-Baptism and reception of new members at this service. Sunday School 10:00 a.m. Dundas 8:00 p.m. Evening Worship. Sun- day School Hill Sunday School 2.30 p.m. THE MONTAGUE PASTORAL Charge, United Church of Canada Rev. J. M. Fraser, Minister. Sun- day. July 8. Lower Montague: 9:45 a.m.; Montague: service 11 am.; Junior Sunday Hospital. Brighton. Mass.. July 4, 1956, to Mr. and Mrs. James Pastorelll (nee Donald), a son. LAPP - At the Prince County Hospital on July 1. 1956. to Mr. and Mrs. Keith Lam). Summer- side, a daughter. Martha Elea- nor. Weight 7 lbs. 7 oz... AYERS - At St. Joseph's Hos- pital. Saint John. N.B.. on July 1, 1956, to Lt. and Mrs. J. E. Ayers (nee Eileen Walsh), a son. McDONALD-At the Souris Hos- pital. June 23. 1956. to Mr. and Mrs. John W. McDonald. Monti- cello. a daughter, Mary Lor- raine. Verneta Mac- Deaths WELCH - In the Prince Edward Island Hospital on June 29. 1956, Patrick Joseph Welch. 7- year-old son of Sgt. and Mrs. Frederick Welch. RODGEKSON - At Montreal on Saturday. June 30. 1956. Annie M. Stewart, widow of the late Dr. James A. Rodgerson in her iloth year. MUTTART - At North Carleton. Monday. July 2. 1956, Albert H. Muttart in his 86th year. MacDONALD - At the Veterans' Wing of the Prince Edward island Hospital on July 3. Mr. Neil MacDonald of Lewis in his 77th year. FITZPATRICK - At his home in Summerside on Sunday, July 1. 1956, Leonard Fitzpatrick. in his 53rd year. MUGRIDGE - At East Bideford on Sunday. July 1, Warren Leigh Mugridge of 10 Granville St. Summerside. in his 21st year. COLWILL - At East Bldeford on Sunday, July i. 1956, Bryon Havey (Junior) Colwill in his 22nd y e a r. CORMIER - At Charlottetown on on July 4. 1956. Joseph Cormier formerly of Egmont Bay. JARDINE - The death ocurred on July 1 at his residence in Klngsboro of James W. Jardine In his 73rd year. STEVENSON - At New Glasgow on July 4. 1056, George Steven- son. in his 59th year. Hoaplill. Wednesday, July 4. 1950, Theresa Margaret Dorothy, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Wil- fred smith. 2: Richmond street. In her 7th year. Hospital on Thursday. July 5, I956. infant daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Burt Jellay. 5 Costello's Lane. a ll”, guy, 0", Street. Charlottetown. on Wed- nesday. July 4. . DUNNING-At the Prince County eoru I-clnl-. In let lid moist oafluly 1. year. - rs. ram.-is . as. K , REL. . g. 93;, MaoDONAlaD -(AI I0! hmc. Ill Mal-la. Rug .6; .";g.h )3 Secondli HHIIIIOIIHI Q. . DIAMOND - M to P11. III- liltal on J I, 13. to Mr. and in. lung pimau. Wiasloe. 10:80 a.m.. Forest Morning " BRISTOL Mr. and Mrs. Peter,Petrie, who were married in Charlottetown, Tuesday. Mt Thursday for their new home in 'l'oronto, where they will reside In future. Mrs. Petrle. who was Mabel MacDonald a Iiristpl girl. In single-life visited Uleiold hum here before leaving for .the Queen city. Mr. ' holds a.goo'cl position in Toronto and the best wishes of their friends here go with them for happiness h mm-l-I-A um. .F.. Agents Wanted MONEY -MAKING OPPORTUN- ' it.V-Join Canada's largest dis- ' Irihutts of business cards. with the biggest variety at prices never dreamed of by competition. we also have Funeral business printing. There's a mighty fine living for full-time men, and plenty of extra cash for pagt-time repre- sentative: ton. Senrlonlv 32.00 for COMPLETE SELLING KIT: (this amount promptly reint- bursed as soon as you start producing.) Write immediately as the ouantitv of our kits is limited. PRICING PRESS AD- VERTISING INC.. 8950 Berri St.. Montreal 11. Que. For Sale rwm STROLLER. I-"noun am. ONE HAY LOADER. LEWIS Toombs. Mayfield. - 8'l'ANDING' HAY. MARY Mae- Lennan, Alexandra. C. C. M. TRICYCLE IN G OOD condition. Phone 5960. PEARSON'S STUDIO. SUSSEX. N.B.. for pianos. church organs. M.G. ROADSTER, 1951, GOOD tires. body. Dial 7152, Summer- side. .ONE ROPE HAY LOADETI-. Cockshutt. Can be seen at Eve- rett Crosby' Bonshaw. BEA'I'l'Y GAS ASHER. EXCEL- lent condition. Charles Stead. Howe Bay. FIVE 32 VOLT ELECTRIC MOT- ors in good condition. Mrs. S. R. Peudleton, Kensington. Phone 65-5. ONE SECOND HAND HOT AIR pipeless furnace. good condition. Apply Dick's Tin Shop. 40 Eden Street. FOR SALE OR RENT-FARM 113 acres. 10 room house and buildings. Write Box 235 Guar- dian. MIXED LOT LUMBER. BOARDS and scantling including 2x6xl6. Quantity pine. Frank Connick, Bedford. 9 FT. HAY RAKE GOOD AS new. 2 row potato cultivator. Adams team truck wagon. Earl Younker. North River.- 7 FT. HAY MOWER. M.H. GOOD condition. Tractor hitch. Also one heavy team wagon. Gerald Mlirphy. Clermont. Canada Province of Prince Edward Island I IN THE PROBATE COURT The list day of June A.DE use. In Re Estate of CHARLES ED? WARD FALL late of Crapaud'lII Queen! County in the said Prov- ince. Farmer deceased, in testate. To the Sheriff of the County of Queens County or any Constable or literate person within said County. GREETING: WHEREA3 "Dun reading the Petition on file of Russell Mac- Donald of Summerside in Prince County in the said Province. Re- tired Railway Employee, The Ad. ministrator of the above named E3339: Praying that a citation be lashed for the purpose herein. liter set forth: You are therefore hereby required to cite all peg. IOIII interested in the said Estate to be and appear before the Judge present at a Probate Court to be held in the Court House in Charlott t in Queens County In the said Province, on Friday the 27th day of July next coming. at the hour of Eleven o'clock forenoon of the same day to shew cause if any they can why the A t of the said Estate shuld not he passed and the E tate closed as prayed for in said petition and on motion of for for said Petitioner. AND IT IS HEREBY ORDER ED that a true copy hereof he forthwith published in some newspaper published in Char- lottetown aforesaid once in each week for at least four consecutive weeks from the date hereof and that a true copy hereof be forth- with posed in the following pub- he places respectively, namely, in the hall of the Court House in Charlottetown aforesaid. at or near the Royal Bank of Canada in Charlottetown aforesaid and at or near the store of William Waddell in Crapaud, aforesaid so that all persons interested in the said Estate as aforesaid may have due notice thereof. WITNESS His Honour Harold Leonard Palmer. Judge of the said Probate Court in Charlotte- town in Queen's County. the day and year first above written. Frederic A. Large Esquire, Proc- " GEORGETOWN Mlu Bernice DeLory returned last. week to her home in George- town, from a visit in Annapolis lzoyal, N.S., where shw was the guest of her brother and slater-in- kw, Dr. and Mrs. M.E. DeLory. Mr. Leonard MacDonald of Anti- gonigh, N.S., was a recent guest of Mr. and Mra.lFrank MacLeao. Miss from Boston. Mass.. recently and will s nd the summer visiting her broth 1-, Mr. J .D. Morrison. George- town Royalty Mrs Margaret Lindsay. accomp- anied by her grandson. William Bauer and her granddaughter, Linda Butler are summering at Color Bar Case Heard In Toronto . TORONTO (CP) G Toronto's first hearing under the Fair Ac- commodation Practices Act op- ened Friday as Sidney Forbes. Negro father of two children. tes- tified that he was refused an apartment solely because he was colored Claiming discrimination. Forbes 36, testified that S. L. Shields of Shields Investments refused last May to rent an apartment to him after he had made a deposit on Friday's hearing before Judge Douglas C. Thomas, contended through his counsel G. R. Dryden. that the act does not apply in such cases because it refers to discrimination involving places "anywhere the public is custom- arily admitted." Judge Thomas refused to ack- nowledge the contention and said that it could be considered only when the whole case has been heard. JOB OPPORTUNITY for young man with grade 12 education or better, pre- ferably with some business training. ' and general office route. Write Box 2"6, Guardian. stag. I118 salary and references. cars Leaving CAR LEAVING FOR BOSTON July,9 or 10. Can take two. Call Charlottetown 4055 or 3219. TWO ANGUS BULL OF BREED- ing age. Good standard quality. Priced right to suit Breeder. Contact W. Watts, Hampshire. ONE HARDIE SPRAYER, WORK- ing. Price 350.00. One 2-row Cockshutt cultivator. price 325. Raymond McDonald. Howe Bay. BUILDING LOT. 100 X S00 FEET Mile and half from Charlotte- town. Beautiful view of Hills- boro Bay. Harry Mutch. South- port. FOR YOUR SUMMER READING choose from the amazing va- riety of exciting but inspiring books for all ages at The Bible House (Opposite Eaton's). CAR LEAVING FOR HAMILTON. 0111.. July 16. Room for two passengers. Phone 151 Monta- gue. Ioipitanted Male & Female N U M B E R OF STRAWBERRY pickers. Frank Vessey. York. For llont By the Court. THE ROYAL TRUST (L-5-I COMPANY, (Sgd.) Frances B. Vinnicombe q 1.1 R”gI”””" rCh3IIgftrIet?;w: I Male Help Wanted MAN FOR FARM WORK NEAR Charlottetown. Apply Harry M , h . d Iitch Sout port young LADY WAN-"IDS FTF0',3 Sealcd Tenders will be receiv- mornlng employment, Typing. ed until July 12th for boards. building. fence posts and electric wire of North Wiltshire rink. either separate or all. Mail tend- ers to Lowell Balderston. North Wlltshire. Cash when tender is accepted. Unusual Science Film VOICE OF THE DEEP The ”silent" deep becomes noisy. Parading in exotic array before the camera and under- water microphone. fish and mar- ine animals cluck. whistle and laugh to bring to the screen a 72 GRAFTON STREET. HEATED, hot water. Phone 6016. APARTMENT. HEATED. LIVING- mom, bedroom. kitchen and bath. Central. Apply P.0. Box 237. world of sound and color thirty minutes. Also Billy Graham film. Open Air Film Park. Montague. 9:15 p.m. Saturday Night Lord willing. 1III-llllli-Ill-I-I-Ill! ANTIQUE WALNUT C 0 U C H with rose design carvings. one marble-topmd stand. one large double-door wardrobe. one chest of drawers and one round three legged table. Writa L.M. care of Guardian. Work Wanton GIRL WANTS WORK BY THE day. Dial 9705. Wanted To limit HOUSE OR APARTMENT. 8 OR 4 bedrooms for immediate oc- cupancy. Dial Provincial Bank of Canada 5212. Sunless offered ACCOMMODATION FOR CON- valescent ” . semi-private. Apply Lenox Nursing Home. -r.v. AERIALS INSTALLED. IF you have the aerial. we will in. stall it; also we can supply the aeriais installed for 835 up. Buy the aerial separately and save. Also you can save on the set as you are free to buy any- where. Aeriaia moved. experi- enced. William Wheatley. Dial sum rtoaiisn Wanted TEACHER FOR MARTINVALE School. Supplement 038. Clar- ence Myers. Secretary. QUALIFIED TEACHER FOR Grades six. seven and eight. Moreli Village Graded School. T. W. Dunn, Secretary. MONTAGUE BAKERY BAKERS OF "FAMILY Wish to Announce the Appointment of JOHN J. CHAISSON or SOURIS as main EASTERN -I(INos REPRESENTATIVE BREAD" SOURIS HIG Pupils from outside Districts intending to nth I ' tend Souris High School n are requested to please register at earliest possible date after publication of results of em niriatims. L TRUSTEES SOURIS SCHOOL I DISTRICT H SCHOOL Grades 9, 10, 11 and 12 NO. I4I ' THEATRE HIIIITIIIIIIE Mon - Tue: July 9, I0. Adm. 40-60 Gov. " A MAN CALLED PETER". Duly I endiil P.M.i - , 2 p.m.-.ityar;,...... Sarah Morrison motored nth Mrs. Lindsay's summer home at Morrison's Beach. - Mrs. William Jay and family oi Charlottetown are guests of Mrs. Jay's parents. Mr. and Mrs. Earl Walsh. Mr. and Mrs. Joseph McLellan 2-4 Mrs. Frances MacLellan of De Gras Marsh attended the clos- ALL. c ... ..s of Georgetown High School, which were held in the Town Hall on Wednesday, June Master Vincent McGuigan of Montague is visiting his uncle and aunt, Mr. and Mrs. Wilfred Prosper of Georgetown. Mrs. Alex Mat-Pherson of Kil- lshields, who did not appear at ml Inulr was a recent guest of her son- in-law and daughter, Mr. and Mrs. Cecil LeLachcur; also visiting Mr. and Mrs. LeLacheur is Miss Carol MacPherson. and family of Saint John, NB. left on Sunday, July lst. on return to their home after a visit to Mrs. Livlngston's parents. Captain,and Mrs. John Dicks. Mr and Mrs Gordon Livingston Mr. and Mrs. Lemuel Chisholm and family motored from Boston. Mass.. last week. Mr. Chisholm will shortly return to Boston, while Mrs. Chisholm and family will spend the summer in Georgetown. Mr. and Mrs. Ivan Hemphill oi Eureka. N.S.. were recent guest of Mr. HemphilI's brother and sis , ter-in-law. lvlr. and Mrs. Guy Hcm- 1 ' l. 0 Mr. William Rafuse, of Boston Mass. accompanied by his daugh- ter, Ernett motored to Georgctowi ' where they will be the guests o” Mr. Rafuse's mother. Mrs. Min-, nie Bafuse Lou Henry and Miss Barbara Mc- Qulllan have completed their Grade X1 studies at Notre Dame Academy in Charlottetown and are vacation- ing at their homesiin Georgetown. Mr. and Mrs. Stewart Lavers and son Donald of Sackville, N.B. motored to Georgetown on Sunday. July, lst. where they were weekend NOTICE Any member of Souris Council K. of C. interested in visiting the Boys” Camp at North Rustico on July 8th will please contact the Grand Knight. Saturday, July 7th. FEATU Miss Sheila Scully. Miss Mary MURRAY Mrs. lfred Macwilliams RIVER and daughters. Evelyn and Margaret, and son Tommy, lug some time Mr-' and River. I! MaCWiIliam's Eldon. are spend- the home of parents. Mr. fiirs. Louis Herring, Mu;-my Miss Shirley MacPherson. Kin- '”55- '5 Spending a week at the home of her grandmother. Mrs. Joh" Beck Murray River. Miss Ruth Moore, second year student nurse at the Aberdeen Hospital, New Glasgow, N.S., and -" guests of Mr. and Mrs. J.W. Lav- ETS Mm Bcrnn-r l)cLory left early in the Hook she will instruct water safety programme. .MI”s Gerald Morrison returned ;:J9g9"ll&' from a visit to Halifax. tor Bedeque. where ..vlmming- and fillekv classes. under the Red (mas Swimming and Water AC Chamber! r;l.uiowoiDWn- phone 85 L. V. Power MONUMENTS and IN SCRIPTION S Montague, P.E.I. Phone 141 Representative J. Reginald MacDonald 86 McGill Avenue Charlottetown Phone 8109 RING YOUR SATURDAY NIGHT JAMBOREE ALL YOUR FAVOURITE RADIO AND RECORDING STARS PRESENTING A FULL HOUR AND A HALF STAGE SHOW FOLLOWED BY TWO HOURS OF OLD TIME AND MODERN DANCING YOUIVE HEARD THEM ON CFCY- NOW SEE THEM IN PERSON DATE-JULY ll. WEDNESDAY. PLACE-MONTAGUE. ADMISSION 60c & 400 Anyone wishing to take part. be at the Hall July 11 at BEAVER CLUB G SHOW STARTS 8:30 7:30 p.m. Maair Theatre MURRAY RIVER, JULY 7 - TIME 8 at 10 P.M. SATURDAY "MOHAWK" Starring SO0'I'T BRADY, RITA GAM (In COLOR) DON'T MISS IT . . COMING G JULY 9 - 10 - ll MONDAY - TUESDAY - WEDNESDAY "PICNIC" In Cinemascope and Color Starring WILLIAM HOLDEN. ROSALIND RUSSELL Tlhe film they are talking about for the Academy Awards. ONE OF THE BEST. GIIEIIIIY Wed. - Thur. ll. 12 Inc: Prov. A. Tax with no will give the desired finish. Let's dismiss plan with the Island's MASTER IIGK UELTIII U VICTORY AVENUE, MASTER NEWS OF THE WEEK FROM -voun MASTER DEALER GORDON Macll0IlAl.ll VALLEY ITEM III. 9 start now to fit those prise cattle for the coming shows. Master Dry and Fitting Ration fed as a complete ration or one bag of Mister Sweetlass Mixed own grain of your your Sat. July 7, 1956 Mr. Howard Hooper, recently spent some time in Murray River as guests of Miss Moore's par; ents, Mr. and Mrs. Ruben Moore. Mr. and Mrs. Stanley Buell. Charlottetown, spent Sunday in Murray River, guests of Mrs. Buell's sister. Mrs. Ralph Gord- on.and Mr. Gordon. Miss Donalda MacKay. second year student nurse at the P.E.I. Hospital is spending her holidays at the home of her parents. She will also spend a week in Louis- burg. Cape Breton. as guest of Mr. and Mrs. Charles Bagnall. Mrs. Roland Hooper and sons, e The Guardian. Page 5 of Plctou Landing, N.S., spent the past weekend in Murray Riv- er at the home of her sister. Mrs. Ralph Gordon and Mr. Gordon. Mrs. Luther Mooney and son Wayne of Quincy. Mass.. is spend- ing some time at the home of her parents. Mr. and Mrs. Dan Hort.- c , Murray River. Mr. Duncan Buel of New Glas- gow, 'N.S. spent'tha past weekend in Murray River. guest of Mr. and Mrs. Ralph Gordon. Mr. Stirling Whiteway. Dlghy. N.S., spent the past weekend at the home of his parents. Mr. and Mrs. George 0. Whiteway. Mur- ray River. NORTH BOX OFFICE OPENS 7:45 SHOW AT DUSK A RAIN OR MOON F0-37' AxvD'7'r?v V4"6IV" RIVER TODAY and Monbiiyii ROBIN HOOD IS GLORY . . AND TREACHERY! git-IIEIII-izaullll TECIIIIICOUIII (om wow 42:... ;?.4.-..:- flit ,t”x0oI69l ON OUR SCREEN! LEADING HIS MERRY MEN TO NEW LOVES AND . THROUGH ARROWS, AMBUSH. SWORDS EXTRA! BUBBLE TROUBLE COLOR CARTOON ' m SUNDAY MIDNIGHT A MILLION CENTURIES OF FURY RAGES UP FROM THE AMAZON'S FORBIDDEN DEPTHSI . . . EVERY MAN HIS MORTAL ENEMY AND W0 MAN'S BEAUTY HIS PREYI RICHARD CARLSON JULIA ADAMS I pox OFFICE OPENS AT 12:05 A.M. COMING -- TUESDAY & WEDNESDAY MARILYN MUNROE - JANE RUSSELL "GEN'l1.EMEN PREFER SLONDES" TODAY ONLY - BRING THE FAMILY! anon... rm Walt Disney's wihzeria ..u.I!omIcotoI bi I100” K-1 Donn - M min--corC MATINEE 1 AND 3: EVE. SHOWS 7 AND 9 PRICES FOR THIS ENGAGEMENT: MATINEE 25c & 500: EVENING 75c fcediiiit 5SS333333333'3333 COMING - MON. and TUE. THE KING-SIZED COMEDY OF THIS 5?, OR ANY YEARI Pat-amounk