aaa anne agy = ; ' ; : OPE CE eee. np NO aE tate we ” o> -_ » ' 7 mene = et tlie i a at eee ae 8 ane oe —~ =" Agricultural Courtship. The potato went out on 4 mash, And sought an onion bed ; That’s pie for me!’ observed the equash And all the beets turned red ; ‘Go’ way,’ the onion weeping cried ; ‘You're love I cannot be; The pumpkin be your lawful bride, You cantelope with me!’ But onward still the tuber came, And lay down at her feet ; “You cauliflower by any name, And it will smel! as wheat; And I, too, am an early rose ; And you I’ve come to see; So don't turn up your lovely nose But spinachot with me !’ ‘I do not carrot all to wed; So go, sir, if you please ? The modest onion meekly said; And lettuce, pray, have peas! Go, think that you have never seen Myself, or smelled my sigh! Too long 4 maiden I have been For favors in your rye.’ ‘Ab, spare @ cuss!’ the tuber prayed ; ‘My cherryshed bride you'll be! You are the only weeping maid That's currant now with me!’ And as the wily tuber spoke, He caught her by surprise, And giving her an artichoke, Devoured her with his eyes. He Captured the Prize. The other morniug a boy about 14 years ofage knocked at the door of» house on Fitzroy street and asked the woman ifshe didn’t want the ssow cleaned off the walk. ‘How much ”’ sbe cautionsly inquired. ‘Thirty cents,’ ‘Ll won't pay it. the work for 10 cents ahead.’ He leaned on the handle of his snow shove! and looked thoughtful and she finally queried ; ‘Well what do you say? ‘It’s just as that woman around the corner told me,’ he replied. ‘I shoveled off her snow and she gave me 50 cents, [ told her [ was coming to ask you and she said— ‘I don’t want ness is it to her!’ Yes but—’ ——— What did she say ? ‘She said I'd get left. She said that any woman who wore 4 plush sacque and passed itoff for a $300 sealskin would be mean enough to go out nights and shovel her own snow.’ ‘Boy |’ whispered the woman as she turned white clear eround her neck, ‘I want you to clean off the snow. When youare through l'il give you 4 silver dollar, and I want you to go around and tell that woman that any one who bays and wears dollar store jewelry and i4 shilling shoes, hasn’t sense enough to fall off a bob-tailed car. If you want to do you can go to know. What busi- Why He Didn’t go Skating. Small Boy.—I say, Jimmy, ma’s jest got a new churn, one o’ dem boss two- minute churns what brings the butter in no time. Jimmy—Is it painted blue ! Sma!l boy —Yep. Jimmy—Stan’s up high like, wid four legs ? Small boy—Yep. Jimmy—Cog wheels on de outside, an’ a crank ! Small boy—That’s it. Jimmy—Did the feller what sole it to yer ma have warts on his ueck ! Small boy—Yep. Jimmy—(earnestly )—Scotty, $I feels sorry fer you. Ma got one just like it last week. Dy’eknow why I wasn’t skatin’ all day Saturday? Small boy—No. Jimmy—I was charnio’ A Customer for Thunder Rods. “You see,” said the farmer to lighteniog-rod agent, “it ain’t lightenin that I’m afraid of, it’s thunder. Thun- der allers paralyzes me Idon't want no lightnio’ rods,” “Well,” admitted the agent, “I think myself that thunder is the more danger- ous of the two. What you want is thunder rods,”’ “Have you got thunder rods 1” “Oh, yes; the brass tipped rods are tor lightening and the nickle tipped for thunder; batthe latter cost a little more.” “I guess you kin put up a few of them thunder rods, said the farmer. “I don’t mind payin’ a little extry so long as I feel safe.” IMPORTANT NOTICE, ~ stallion ‘‘ BLACK PILOT” can be found at the owner's stable, North River, until the opening of navigation, when he will start for Kentville, N. &., where he intends to make the season of 1886. Parties on the Island, desiring the service of the fastest trotting stallion ia the Maritime Provinces, Would do well to come early and raise valuable colts. As you are all aware, Black Pilot, being a green colt, entered the trotting circuit last autumn, starting in five different races, winning first money in four, and making for himself a record of 2.334 on a half-mile track. But this is no measure of his speed, as he has repeatedly shown trials 1 2.26 and bids fair, with judicious training, to win laurels for hitnself that will never be forgotten by turfmen. GEORGE A. DOCKENDOKFF, North River, P, BE. 1, March 26—wky the ; eas The Most Wonderful Family ; RExcels ali other Remedies fur Remedy Kver Kaown. o cece nan a ie aie 2 — Catarrh, Chol- ee era Morbus, Dysentery, chitia, Neuralgia, Kheu- Chronic io ee Kia- matism, Bleeding at the ney Troubles, and pinal ngs, ‘Hoarseness, In- P Disenesce. ss ivculars free. Weouss Hacking Cough, I. 8. JOH ~ 4 & CO., Whooping Cough. Boston, Mass. FOR INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL USE, PARSONS’ .2USCAT'YE... PILLS tively >» SICK-HEADACHE, Biliousness, and all LIVER and BOWEL Complaints MALARIA Satay POISON, and Skin Diseases (ONE PILL A DOSE). For Female Some ate these Pils have no equal. ‘I find them a valgable Cathartie gad iver Fil Dr. 2M Fame. Ros ty “In my practice [ use no other.—J. Dennison, M.D., DeWitt, Iowa.” Sold ever: mail for Es cts. in stamps. Valuable information FREE. I.'38. JOHNSON & CO., BOSTON, MAS It is a well-known fact that most’of the j Horse and Cattle Powder sold in this conn- try is worthless; that Sheridan's Condition Powder is absolutely pure and very valuable d Nothing on Barth will make hens lay like Sheridan’s Condition Pow- der, Dose, one teaspoonful to each pint of . _ fwod. it will also positively prevent and cure Hog Cholera, &e Sold everywhere, or sent by mail for 2c. in Furnished in largeeans, price $1, by mail, $1.20. CHICKEN CHOLERA, lictits tree "1 8 JOHNSON’ & Co., BOfton, Mass. The Liverpoal and London and Globe Insurance Co, O Assets, S3ist Dec. 1884, $36,023,954.86. ete XIRE INSURANCE may be effected with this Company on the most Advantageous Terms, LEONARD MORRIS, Agent, Summerside, P. KE. I, 22, 1885 moe R. R. FITZGERALD, Agent, Ch’town, P. E, I. Dec. TELEPHONE COMPANY OF PRINCE EDWARD (SAND. fTVHIS COMPANY is now ready to tranamit written and verba' messages, by Telephone, _ between Charlottetown, Hunter River, County Line, Freetown, Kensington, Summer- side and St, Eleanors, at the following Rates;— from Station to Station, when the distance is 5 miles or under, for each five minutes’ con- WORSE, GF PONS SIUTOOE, vcccceses ccccen ctes. . ces sances cnats Senmienns bebene © eryenenatennedes 10 Cents do do do B.Bm. 10 Beles pildicndancddiivcececiigiocs SO .a«6 do do do ea veondl oo Written messages, subject to Company’s conditions, will be sent from Station to Station at following Rates ;-— When distance does not exceed 10 miles, for twenty words or under... .......sece0 15 Cents Tei Gis Ue RE Bite FO Wii. snkak hee cecn thtehnncns teenesens cctessocsdnnnssses oS * For each additional word ope cent extra, A discount of 20 per cent from the above rates will be made to lessees of instruments Written messages will be delivered in Charlottetown within city limits; fromall other receiving offices within a quarter of a mile from said offices, Special rates will be made for delivering at greater distances, All communications and messages must be prepaid. The Company is prepared to lease Telephone Instruments in Charlottetown and Sum- merside at established rates, and to treat with persons requiring private-or toll lines, For further information apply to the Subscriber, at Charlottetown ROB ANGUS; MANAGER, Ch’town, Oct, 19, 1885—lyer eod ROYAL GANADIAN INSURANCE CO. IT desi. GAGA, + o-. .<.h5ee SR hy Se Head Office—MONTREAL. Halifax Branch—J. SCOTT MITCHELL, Agent, / Ws RISKS TAKEN ON MOST FAVORABLE TERMS. Sy Agent for Prince Edward Island :— F. &. ARNAUD, MERCHANTS BANK OF HALIPAX. $2,000,000, Ch town, Jan. 1886. CHARLOTTETOWN SASH ARD DOOR FACTORY | Peake’s No. 3 Wharf, PALMER & CvO., PROPRIETORS. 0 We are now manufacturing and will sell at the lowest cash prices’: Sashes, Doors, Window and Door Frames, Architraves, Spouting and OC Mouldings, Ballusters, Newel Posts, Stair Rails, Twists, &c. ano 7 are We are prepared to do all knds of Jobbing, in Pianing, Jointing, Morticing, Tenoning. Jig and Fret Sawing, Turning, &c. All kinds of Gothic Wiadows for Churches made at shortest notice With new and first-class Machinery, and the latest appliances, we can insure the utmost satisfaction to all who favor us with their patronage. Oh’'town, Sept. 22, 1885 _wkly 1 year R. PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND RAILWAY, [885-6. Winter Arrangement. 1885-6. N AND AFTER TUESDAY, DECEMBER Ist, 1885, Trains will run daily, as follows (Sundays excepted) :— ’ "TRAINS DEPART.—FOR THE WEST. ; TRAINS ARRIVE.—FROM THE WEST. | STATIONS, ' No. 1 | No. 3. STATIONS. | No. 2, | No. 4. ee = P. M ’ i Charlottetown, SBS copcedoces,. 7 15 1 5 Charlottetown.ess.scocseees,. : *o ' > = Koyalt Junction...+-.+.- a ai 7 ot 2 12 Royalty Junction............ 212 9 37 North Wiltshire............. 8 17 3 05 North Wiltshire... .......... 1 29 8 45 Tg, ee 8 30 3 20 Hunter River............. 115 8 30 Bradalbane.................. ! 9 00 3 57 WI cass orc soc cui ce 12 45 7 53 County TARO. cccccccccces.ess 9 09 4 07 ST CIs 6k a eciscebiecce 2 36 : 43 Freetown ....6000ceeeeeeecees 9 23 4 22 Wrwebemitia, $5305 ids. ods 12 23 7 28 Kensington ........++++++.... 9 40 4 45 Kensington ...+.0e. eves 12 05 7 05 ar} 10 10 5 20 "(ap Ae 6 30 Summerside............ ; P. M, Summerside, .......... j li 35 dp} 12 40 Car} 1035 Miscouche becnctcekée essences 1 00 DENCOGONE, 0 casceeee,. os 10 15 Ww ~~ a eee er 1 27 PV OUMNINU 660. .dicchicceats 9 49 SE Bie sccctimaaciys oi oss 2 08 Part S00) f...... ch, ssesancee aE TS eR re 3 22 CFR MRE oe. on00csts,...-... 7 54 BISOmME .ccccce..ccccccccee 3 45 NN 65 ois oH 7 30 Alberton...++....eee++0...... 4 20 RONOUET 6/0, cds debe ce 6 55 i ascckasdecssts teres ar 515 i ie 6 00 TRAINS DEPART.—FOR THE EAST. || TRAINS ARRIVE.—FROM THE EAST. OLD GOODS. YASH paid for any quantity of old C Canvas, Iron, ¢ ioe Resta, Lead, Zine Pewter, H Lord’s What” Se, a the Jugk Shop, Ch’town, Feb: 26, ‘B6—wky 4i i} STATIONS. | No. 5 | No. 7. | STATIONS. | No. 6. | No. 8 ; .- By ae (+: Ac MM, Charlottetown...... tte terns 2 30 | Charlottetown .............. 10 25 Royalty Junction.,.«+++.ee+s- 2 56 ||Royalty Junction............ 10 05 See... Rafe 323 | ee | 38 re ar 3 55 | || ap 9 00 Mount Stewart......... ; || Mount Stewart......... ; ! ' dp, 410 ro ar} 850 |} i i caaaee 5 22 |\Cardigan..........+.-s-0075. | 738 IIs 0055 scnckenase ar 5 45 P. M. coer ses neue eye 715 A. M, PE TOD WARE. . occ cc cn cece 106 ‘Mount Stew We chadwh cued d DGTOEL co ccccscecc ccc ceeeeeses 443 ee gg Sika / 317 ee eee cers 5 12 ||St. Peterd..coce..sssccereseee 7 48 Bear River...++ccossssee.... SO ee Wes oo cack. socks seeeee 7 03 SOUTIB...... 000000 endidepes ar 640 ‘‘Souris...... $ePedooe.. ids. dp i 6m s@ Trains are run by Eastern Standard Time, ; JAMES COLEMAN, . McLEOD, Superintendent, Railway Office, Charlottetown, Nov, 25, 1885 wkly pre 4 eee ‘ ce ES TE ATLY BHBXAMINER, MARCEL 29, 1886. LONG CLEAR BACON E38 PORK, Breakfast Bacon, Spiced M Rolls, Sugar-cured Hams, Cumberland Bacon, and Lard, in car-lots or less quantities, Address J. GRIFFIN, Pork Packer, St. Thomas, Ont, Jan 15, ’86—2aw 3mos PIGKARO’S BAKERY. RS. B. PICKARD desires to thank the patrons of her late husband, and would announce that she has re-opened the Store and Bakery on Upper Great George Street, and will be pleased to see all who may favor her with their patronage. In Store—~200 barrels Kent Mills FLOUR, bought very low, which will be sold at a small advance on cost. Also—A full supply of fresh Groceries, Bread and Pastry of all kinds, MRS, BARTHOLOMEW PICKARD, Upper Great George Street, Feb. 17, 1886 —2wks 2 aw Herring. Herring. 200 Bris. No. 1 FAT HERRING, 200 Half-barrels do 50 Quarters do do 50 Quintal CODFISH, cheap for cash or trade, DAVID SMALL, COTTON DUCK—COTTON DUCK Notice to Shipowners & Builders. (OX\HE Subscriber now offers to the trade, Yarmouth Cotton Duck, at manufac- turer’s prices. Has on hand a supply of light and heavy ducks, DAVID SMALL, Agent, Hyndman’s Buildings, Corner Water and Queen Street. Ch’town, Feb. 16 —2i wky 2 mos - TENDERS. Crry or Cuarvorretown, P. HE. I. EALED '. ENDERS will be received at the Mayor's Office, Charlottetown, Prince Fdward Island, until noon of WEDNES- DAY, the 3ist day of March next, for the placing and maintaining of Sixty Frost-Proof Hvydrants, having a pressure of ngt less thin sixty pounds to the square inch, for fire and civic purposes, according to plans and-specitica- tions to be seen at the City Clerk’s c flice. The Council do not. bind themselves to adcept the lowest er any tender. By order, A. H. MACPHERSON, City Clerk. Feb. 23~—3w eod TRUE VALUE rah BAKING COOK'S FRIEND Awar As compared with two other brands the stren , only, of which Lave been pub- lished, carefully omittin,7 cost. ltin “Royal” costs 60 cts., gives 2,083 cub. in, of Gas, or 34 inches for a cent. 1 tin “Princess’ costs 50 cts., gives 2,408 cub. ins. of Gas, or 48 inches for a cent. 2 packets Cooks Friend cost 50 cts., give 3064 cub. ins. of Gas, or 60 inches for a cent. Cooks Friend is therefore 24 per cent. better value than Princess, and 75 per cent, better than Royal. The purity and healthfulness of Cooks Friend are unquestionable. Cooks Friend may be had from store- keepers generally. FOR SALE. RIGHTON TANNERY, with its Steam Engine, Boiler, Splitting Machine, Stuf fing Machine and other Plant is offered for sale at private contract, The above Tannery was formerly operated by the late Donald McKinnon, of the late firm of McKinnon & Co., of this city. It is fitted up on the most modern priaciple, and has hitherto paid a large percentage on the capital invested. ‘To capitalists no better in- vestment for their money, either by Bauk or Manufactory, can be offered. Possession given immediately. MARY J. MACKINNON, Executrix. Ch’town, Oct. 17, 1885. —— Creat Reduction F Rates to Chicago and all points on the Pacific Coast, Calitornia, Oregon, Wash- ngton Territory, Montana, Dakota and Brit- ish Columbia, via the Hoosac Tunnel route to the West and Northwest. For tickets and all information apply or write to WM. A. FAUGHT, Ticket Agent. Offices :—St. Lawrenve Hotel and Queen Street. Mh’town, April 16, 1885 -wkly FOR SALE. FEXHE celebrated’ stallion ‘‘G”LDEN STAR.” He is a beautiful roan color, stands 17 hands high, weighs 1,400 lbs., and only three years old. He has a tine lofty style, motion quick, and now, without train- ing, trots fast. ‘*Golden Star” took second prize at the Charlottetown Exhibition, in 1884. Sired by the famous sire, ‘*Barrister;” first dam, ‘*Morgan.” For full particulars apply ‘o the owner, WILLIAM MORRISSY, Gallas Point, Lot 50. March 26, ’86—wky 2i pd TENDERS. NEALED TENDERS will be received by the undersigned until the 31st day of MARCH, from persons willing to contract for the erection of a Presbyterian Church at Lot 48, according to the plans and specitica- tions to be seen at Messrs Norton Bros. Store, Charlottetown. The Committee do not bind themselves to accept the lowest or any tender, Two good securities required for the faith- ful performance of the work. DANIEL McLEAN, Sec’y of Com. Southport, Lot 48, March 5—dyli wk tl dt JUST RECEIVED. MALTOPEPSYN — FOR — DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION AND) ALL KINDRED DISEASES, MORSE’S CORBOLATED NORWEGIAN COD LIVER OIL ! — FOR —— Consumption & all Wasting Diseases. Glycerole or Celery Compound, {CONTAINING NO OPIUM). For Teething Infants and Nervous Troubles. Laird’s Bloom of Youth or Liquid Pearl, —FOR— Beautifying and Preserving the Complexion. FOR SALE AT Cc. D. RANKIN’S, QUEEN SQUARE, Charlottetown. Nov. 16, 1885—-ly r THE EXAMINER JOB PRINTING OFRPICE haz lately boon repleniched with a supply of Printing Types and Material —OF THE— Latest Invention and Best Description, and wo are now propared to print, under the Careful and Skilful Supervision of lir, J. W. Mitchell, BILL HEADS, BLANK CHEQUES, NOTES OF HAND, HAND BILLS, LETTER HEADS, RECEIPTS, POSTERS, DODGERS, de. Qn Short Notice, in Good Style AND AT CHEAP PRICES. Executors’ Notice. _ Undersigned Executrix and Execu- tors of the last Will and Testament of the late Donald Mackinnon, of Charlottetown, tanner, deceased, carrying on business under the name and style of “MACKINNON & CO.,” hereby notify all persons indebted to his estate to make immediate payment to them at his late office, in Grafton Street, in Charlottetown, and ail persons having claims or demands against the said estate are hereby required to furnish the same, duly attested, within twelve months from this date, Dated at Charlottetown, the 2nd day of OCTOBER, 1885. MARY JANE MACKINNON, Executrix, W. McLEAN, . JAS, CURRIK, { "*eeutors, law tf Valuable Property It the Royalty. —o Subscriber, owing to ill health, has éecided to give up farming; he, there- fore, offers his property in the Royalty for private Sale It is situated on the Malpeque Road, abnut two miles from the city, com- prises about 37 acres of excelient land, and is in a high state of cultivation. 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