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      23
      March
      1999
     
    
   
   
    
     
      The
      Cadre
      *
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      FOR
      A
      FEW
      LAUGHS...
     
    
   
   
    
     
      |
      eee
      irc
      a
     
    
   
   
    
     
      .
      Women's
      Version:
      )
     
    
   
   
    
     
      /Woman
      2:
      Oh!
      You
      gota
      haircut!
      That's
      |
     
     
      |
      SO
      Cuuuuute!
     
     
      _Woman
      1:
      Do
      you
      think
      so?
      |
      wasn't
      sure
      |
     
     
      'when
      she
      gave
      me
      the
      mirror.
      |
      mean,
     
     
      )
      |
      you
      don't
      think
      it's
      too
      fluffy
      looking?
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ‘Woman
      2:
      Oh
      no,
      it’s
      perfect!
      I'd
      love
      to
     
     
      get
      my
      hair
      cut
      like
      that,
      but
      |
      think
      my
      face
     
     
      tS
      too
      wide.
      I'm
      pretty
      much
      stuck
      with
     
     
      this
      style,
      |
      think
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Woman
      1:
      Are
      you
      serious?
      |
      think
      your
     
     
      face
      is
      adorable.
      And
      you
      could
      easily
      get
      |
     
     
      one
      of
      those
      layer
      cuts
      -
      that
      would
      look
      |
     
     
      So
      cute
      on
      you.
      |
      was
      actually
      going
      to
      do
     
     
      that
      except
      that
      |
      was
      afraid
      it
      would
      ace
      |
     
     
      _cent
      my
      long
      neck.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Woman
      2:
      Oh,
      now
      *that’s*
      funny!
      |
      would
      |
     
    

    
     
      ‘love
      to
      have
      your
      neck!
      Anything
      to
      take
     
     
      attention
      away
      from
      this
      two-by-four
      |
      have
     
     
      for
      a
      shoulder
      line.
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Woman
      1:
      Are
      you
      kidding?
      |
      know
      irks
      |
     
    

    
     
      ve
      would
      —
      to
      ence
      ae
      rs.
     
     
      verything
      drapes
      so
      well
      on
      you.
      |
      mean,
     
    

    
     
      look
      at
      my
      arms
      -
      see
      how
      short
      the
      are?
     
    

    
     
      If
      |
      had
      your
      shoulders
      |
      could
      get
     
    

    
     
      to
      fit
      me
      so
      much
      easier.
     
    

    
     
      Woman
      2:
      Do
      you
      think
      so?
      Oh,
      you're
     
    

    
     
      just
      saying
      that!
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Woman
      1:
      No!
      Really,
      |
      mean
      it...
     
     
      Men's
      Version:
     
    

    
     
      Man
      2:
      Haircut?
     
    

    
     
      Man
      1:
      Ummhmm.
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      “WHAT
      A
      WASTE
      IT
      IS
      TO
      LOSE
      ONE'S
      MIND.
      OR
      NOT
      TO
      HAVE
      A
      MIND
      IS
      BEING
      VERY
      WASTEFUL.
     
     
      How
      rave
      raat
      is.”
     
    

    
     
      ~
      Former
      U.S.
      Vice-Presipent
      DAN
      QUAYLE
      AT
      A
      FUNDRAISING
      EVENT
      FOR
      THE
      UNITED
     
     
      Necro
      Couiiece
      Funp.
      He
      was
      ATTEMPTING
      TO
      QUOTE
      THE
      LINE
      “A
      MIND
      IS
      A
      TERRIBLE
     
     
      THING
      TO
      WASTE”
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      “Wuenever
      I
      warcn
      TV
      AND
      SEE
      THOSE
      POOR
      STARVING
      KIDS
      ALL
      OVER
      THE
      WORLD,
      I
      CAN’T
     
     
      wep
      aut
      cry.
      I
      M&AN
      I'D
      LOVE
      TO
      BE
      SKINNY
      LIKE
      THAT
      BUT
      NOT
      WITH
      ALL
      THOSE
      FLIES
      AND
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Marian
      Carey
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      “HALF
      THIS
      GAME
      IS
      NINETY
      PERCENT
      MENTAL.”
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ——~
      PHILADELPHIA
      PHILures
      MANAGER
      DANNY
      OZARK
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      DEATH
      AND
      STUFF.”
     
     
      {4
      io
     
    
   
   
    
     
      jomp
      on
      next
     
    
   
   
    
     
      ot
     
     
      Ssinmer
     
    
   
   
    
     
      deed
      a
      course
      42
      set
      2
     
     
      ee
      al
     
    
   
   
    
     
      re
      WS?
      ==
     
     
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      jt
     
    
   
   
    
     
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