Chocolate Pudding From Cafeteria Leaps up and Tries to Suffocate Unsuspecting Eater Cafeteria staff, were baffled by the prescence of an unknown be- ing in a mass of chocolate pud- ding. The being was not discov- ered until it attacked and maimed thirteen unsuspecting customers. When asked for comment, the customers involved stated, “The pudding doesn’t have the fight it used to.” For a return comment, the manager replied, “I have no idea what it was, but I assure you that it won’t happen again.” The measures taken to avoid such an. Thi for t e. Waah 30, ceademic year. incident were said to be extreme. The creature was to face 300 Freshman who had run out of debit cards due to high prices. As can be seen in the picture, the creature did not last long. It was later found that the creature was nothing more than a bowl of green jello that had sat on, the cafeteria shelf since 1926. The jello had undergone mitosis and doubled in size since 1930. It ended up weighing 55 Ibs and had three arms. We enjoyed doing it for you! The GEM Staff fthe GEM Summer Session Schedule 1989 PERSONAL IMPROVEMENT P0201 P0202 P0203 P0306 P0329 P0425 P0476 P0491 Creative Suffering Overcoming Peace of Mind You and Your Birthmark Guilt Without Sex Ego Gratification Through Violence Molding Your Child’s Behaviour Through Guilt and Fear Dealing With Post-Realization Depression How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretense & Obstination BUSINESS AND CAREER BA101 BA201 BA226 BA279 BA304 BA325 BA407 BA438 BA489 BA537 AND CRAFTS AC104 AC201 AC203 AC309 AC410 AC404 “How I Made $100 in Real Estate" Money Can Make You Rich Packaging and Selling Your Child Career Opportunities in El Salvador How to Profit From Your Own Body The Underachiever’s Guide to Very Small Business Opportunities Tax Shelters for the Indigent Looter’s Guide to America’s Cities e, Mortgage Reduction Through Arson Shrink-Wrap Daycare OFTHE) er t Self-Actualization Through Macrame Pe & Needlecraft For Junkies : he ) Cuticle Crafts rr 4 a / Gifts for the Senile Bonsai Your Pet How to Draw Genitalia s, : Bye SP ge Nc e ee) wp Lowarn is ECONOMICS EC228 EC276 ~EC285 EC316 EC352 EC376. EC385 EC419 EC429 EC437 EC443 EC465 HEALTH HE201 HE202 HE203 HE222 HE234 HE306 HE345 HE367 HE378 HE419 How to Convert Your Kirby Vacuum to a Fully-Automatic Rifle How to Convert Your Family Room into a Garage Cultivation of Viruses in Your Refrigerator Burglarproof Your Home With Cotton Sinus Drainage at Home Basic Kitchen Taxidermy 1001 Uses for Your Vacuum Repair and Maintenance of Your Virginity How to Convert Your Wheelchair to a Dune Buggy Christianity and the Art of Maintenance Cat Hair Macrame What to do With Your Conversation Pit Creative Tooth Decay Exorcism and Acne The Joys of Hypochondria High Fibre Sex Suicide and Your Health Biofeedback and How to Stop Skate Your Way to Regularity Understanding Nudity Tap Dance Your Way to Social Ridicule Optional Body Functions Pterodactyls got you down? Never Again! Ptery Ptrots is guaranteed to keep those pesky prehistorics away from your home or business. Call our service rep today _ Safe, courteous, effective. HE424 Aerobatics for Low Flyers HE467 Dressing Right, Dressing Left ~- How It Can Change Your Appearance HE507 Braille System of the Female Anatomy (Theory & Practical) OFFICIAL GERM,, SPACE FILL Waa TIM oe = Thursday,