1)
      Do
      you
      refuse
      to
      to
      send
     
     
      your
      child
      to
      UPEI
      because:
     
    

    
     
      a-
      you
      are
      not
      impressed
      with
      the
     
     
      quality
      of
      instruction
      (1)
     
    

    
     
      b
      -
      poor
      status
      in
      the
      recent
     
     
      MacLeans
      rating
      (2)
     
    

    
     
      c-
      your
      child
      don’t
      need
      none
      of
      that
     
     
      fancy
      educatin’
      (5)
     
    

    
     
      d
      -
      of
      the
      evil
      smut
      printed
      in
      the
     
     
      student
      newspaper
      (15)
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      2)
      Which
      of
      the
      following
     
     
      movies
      should
      receive
      the
      best
      picture
      of
     
     
      the
      year
      award:
      i
     
    

    
     
      a-
      Dangerous
      Minds
      (1)
     
    

    
     
      b-
      Waterworld
      (3)
     
    

    
     
      c
      -
      Ace
      Ventura
      2
      (5)
     
    

    
     
      d
      -
      Showgirls
      (10)
     
    
   
   
    
     
      3)
      What
      is
      the
      purpose
      of
     
     
      the
      Gazebo?
     
    

    
     
      a-
      the
      campus’
      only
      smoking
      area
      (1)
     
    

    
     
      b-
      anew
      and
      interesting
      way
      to
     
     
      waste
      university
      funds
      (3)
     
    

    
     
      c-
      the
      new
      location
      for
      the
      theatre
     
     
      society
      productions
      (8)
     
    

    
     
      d-
      the
      new
      student
      union
      building
     
    
   
   
    
     
      (10)
     
    
   
   
    
     
      4)
      Do
      you
      think
      the
      Panther
     
     
      Prints
      is
      the
      name
      of:
     
    

    
     
      a-
      the
      evil
      smut
      that
      is
      called
      the
     
     
      student
      newspaper
      (2)
     
    

    
     
      b-
      our
      new
      vice-president
      (5)
     
    

    
     
      c-
      the
      theatre
      society’s
      spring
     
     
      production
      (7)
     
    

    
     
      d-
      the
      co-ed
      naked
      volleyball
      team
     
    
   
   
    
     
      (10)
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      5)
      Do
      you
      think
      Dr.
      Pepper
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      a-acarbonated
      beverage
      (1)
     
     
      b-
      someone
      who
      works
      at
      the
      heath
     
     
      cenre
      (3)
     
    

    
     
      c
      -
      arap
      star
      (7)
     
    

    
     
      d-
      part
      of
      the
      title
      of
      an
      old
      Beetles
     
     
      album.
      (10)
     
    
   
   
    
     
      6)
      Which
      of
      the
      following
      are
     
     
      in
      the
      duties
      of
      the
      vice-president?
     
    

    
     
      a-
      to
      sharpen
      Dr.
      Epperly’s
      pencils
     
     
      (1)
     
    

    
     
      b
      -
      dress
      as
      the
      Panther
      Mascot
      and
     
     
      greet
      visitors
      to
      campus
      (3)
     
    

    
     
      "
      C-act
      as
      executioner
      for
      students
     
    

    
     
      caught
      cheating
      on
      exams
      (7)
     
    

    
     
      d-
      solve
      the
      Caramilk
      Secret
      (tm)
     
    
   
   
    
     
      (10)
     
    
   
   
    
     
      7?)
      Where
      do
      you
      think
      you
     
     
      should
      pick
      up
      your
      yearbook?
     
    

    
     
      a-
      the
      yearbook
      Office
      (1)
     
    

    
     
      b
      -
      the
      vice-presidents
      office
      (3)
     
    

    
     
      c
      -
      the
      Pit
      (7)
     
    

    
     
      d
      -
      the
      Panther
      Prints
      office
      (10)
     
    
   
   
    
     
      8)
      Are
      you
      actually
      adding
      up
     
     
      your
      score
      as
      you
      read
      this
      quiz?
     
    

    
     
      a-no,
      because
      everything
      printed
      in
     
     
      the
      newspaper
      is
      evil
      smut.(1)
     
    

    
     
      b-
      no,
      I
      am
      illiterate
      (5)
     
    

    
     
      c-
      ofcourse!
      (10)
     
    
   
   
    
     
      9)
      Did
      you
      think
      the
      Corrup-
     
     
      tion
      Quiz
      was:
     
    

    
     
      a-
      harmless
      fun
      (1)
     
    

    
     
      b
      -
      not
      a
      big
      deal
      (3)
     
    

    
     
      c-
      ahelpful
      aid
      in
      improving
      your
      -
     
     
      sexual
      life.
      (8)
      ag
     
    

    
     
      d-
      dirty,
      filthy,
      evil,
      smut.
      (10
     
    
   
   
    
     
      10)
      What
      do
      you
      think
      CIMN
     
    
   
   
    
     
      a-
      a
      place
      that
      holds
      really
      cool
      pubs
     
     
      (1)
     
    

    
     
      ‘b-a
      great
      place
      to
      steal
      CDs
      (3)
     
    

    
     
      c-ahandy
      local
      bordello
      (7)
     
    

    
     
      d
      -
      an
      organized
      radio
      station
      (10)
     
    
   
   
    
     
      11)
      Where
      is
      the
      best
      place
      for
     
     
      visitors
      to
      park:
     
    

    
     
      a-
      in
      the
      K-Mart
      parking
      lot
      (1)
     
    

    
     
      b
      -
      at
      the
      Mount
      (3)
     
    

    
     
      c-
      ina
      brightly
      painted
      pretty
      blue
     
    

    
     
      (8)
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Q)
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      d
      -
      in
      the
      visitors
      parking
      lot
      (10)
     
    
   
   
    
     
      12)
       Thegoal
      of
      pre-registra-
     
     
      tion
      is:
     
     
      a-
      to
      eliminate
      line-ups
      in
      September
     
    
   
   
    
     
      (1)
     
     
      b
      -
      to
      replace
      Frosh
      hazing
      rituals
      (3)
     
     
      c
      -
      to
      attempt
      to
      break
      the
      record
      for
     
     
      worlds
      -
     
     
      longest
      conga
      line
      (7)
     
     
      d
      -
      to
      see
      just
      how
      gullible
      students
     
     
      really
      are.
      (10)
     
    
   
   
    
     
      13)
     
     
      a-
      is
      a
      great
      way
      to
      meet
      new
      people
     
    
   
   
    
     
      b
      -
      is
      the
      fast-track
      to
      being
      popular
     
     
      (3)
     
     
      c-
      looks
      great
      on
      your
      resume
      (7)
     
     
      d-isa
      deeply
      fulfilling
      extracurricu-
     
     
      lar
      activity
      (10)
     
     
      14)
      What
      is
      the
      carpet
      in
      the
     
     
      library
      for:
     
     
      a-to
      absorb
      sound
      (1)
      ~
     
     
      b-acomfy
      place
      to
      take
      anap
      (3)
      —
     
     
      c
      -
      to
      herd
      cattle
      toward
      the
      exit
      (7)
     
     
      d-
      when
      viewed
      from
      above,
      itis
      a
     
     
      secret
      treasure
      map
      (10)
     
    
   
   
    
     
      15)
      Whowas
      the
      Young
     
     
      Canada
      Games
      Centre
      named
      after?
     
    

    
     
      a-
      Mr.
      Young
      (1)
     
    

    
     
      b-
      Neil
      Young
      (3)
     
    

    
     
      c-
      The
      Young
      Canada
      Games
      (8)
     
    

    
     
      d-
      Young
      Elvis
      (10)
      :
     
    
   
   
    
     
      16)
      |Whodoyou
      call
      to
      com-
     
     
      plain
      about
      newspaper
      content?
     
    

    
     
      a-
      the
      newspaper
      (1)
     
    

    
     
      b
      -
      the
      student
      union
      (3)
     
    

    
     
      c-
      Dr.
      Epperly’s
      office
      (8)
     
    

    
     
      d-
      Jo-Jo’s
      Pychic
      Hotline
      (10)
     
    

    
     
      s
      17)
      Marriott
      Foodisbest
      -
     
    

    
     
      described
      as:
     
    

    
     
      a-
      Almost
      as
      good
      as
      yesterday’s
     
     
      Kraft
      Dinner
      (1)
     
    

    
     
      b-A
      good
      substitute
      for
      Spam
      (3)
      _
     
    

    
     
      c
      -
      Almost
      as
      good
      as
      today’s
      Extra
     
     
      Creamy
      Kraft
      Dinner
      (7)
     
    

    
     
      d-
      Gourmet
      Cuisine
      (10)
     
    
   
   
    
     
      -
      18)
      The
      AVC
      stands
      for:
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
      Volunteering
      for
      the
      paper:
     
    
   
   
    
     
      -
      to
      test
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
       
     
    
   
   
    
     
        
     
    
   
   
    
     
      a-
      Atlantic
      Vet
      College
      (1)
     
     
      b
      -
      Audio
      Visual
      Club
      (3)
     
     
      c-
      Acrobatic
      Vermin
      Collection
      (8)
     
     
       d-
      Anti-social
      Vigilante
      Coalition
     
    

    
     
      (10)
      Ss
     
     
      19)
      The
      Barnis:
     
     
      a-
      where
      ourstudent
      union
      offices
     
     
      are
      (1)
     
    

    
     
      b
      -
      the
      place
      to
      be
      if
      you
      are
      in
      grade
     
     
      8
      (3)
     
    

    
     
      c-
      where
      the
      vet
      college
      stores
      all
      the
     
     
      animals
      (7)
      :
     
     
      d-Old
      MacDonald’s
      summer
      home
     
    
   
   
    
     
      (10)
     
     
      20)
      This
      stupidity
      quiz
      was
      meant
     
    
   
   
    
     
      a-
      your
      stupidity
      (1)
     
    

    
     
      b-
      your
      attention
      span
      (3)
     
    

    
     
      c-
      how
      corrupt
      the
      paper
      staff
      is
      (7)
     
    

    
     
      d-
      how
      seriously
      you
      take
      quizes
      on
     
     
      the
      back
      of
      the
      paper.
      (15)
     
    
   
   
    
     
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