DECEMBER 21. 1929 _ ' '

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cNE of the best known oi many stories about Dr. Jowett. celebrated Muster of Balliol, has it. that when m. was engaged on his tameu; "Plato." C. B. Cllverley, acting u g guide. came with a bevy of tourists and standinﬂ’ under the little bow window on “the Broad." exclaimed

This, ladies and gentlemen. is Bal. he] College. reckoned to be the sec- ond oldest in Oxford. The head of this 6011289 m “lied “The Master." The present Master is the celebrated Professor Jowett. That is Professor Juwett’: study."

icing burack-rwm Wm“ he 3°‘ not weighed-in yet." i‘ g AND ithai. reminds me of a story Q "w? ‘=11 mitt the into Lord Bsi- 1' time who wls British War Beers. my at the outbreak o! the world War in i911. in the early days er the “If he visited the front accompan- led by a military secretary and a auide. Arriving at the front iinetren- ches the guide whispered to the sec. fttary "Now we've at the front- lme trenches." And the secretary whispered the information to Hal. dane.

“You have not forgotten to weigh-i in again?" asked Lawyer Smith.

"No sir," said the jockey. i

whereupon Judge Darling said: "He nearly forgot again just now.

1n a. libel case arising out of a political campaign in which Tariff Reform figured largely. a certain conversaton in a “pub" (saloon) be- tween the litigants was brought ou. by Marshall Hall at the trial. Bert it is. Said the Tariff Reformer:

"If a ten» per cent tariff were put on, it would pny half the nation's taxes." . i

"Then why not put on a tariff o: twenty per cent and save all taxa-

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I THEY went on in silence for a while W!" until the guide whispered to the secretary: "Now we're e; m, lion?" argued the Free Trader. tilird-llne trenches}; And» m, ‘acre. "That won't do." came back the tary in turn whispered eeuve-eeu,“ ' other. "That's like the advertisement until the seer-stew whispered '9, the . above stoves. ‘Buy Smith's Stoves guide; "new gu- ue we “cm “ml and save half your fuel.‘ 1f your ar- Germem?" me ‘mac whlspereifgument is good. why not buy two back. "mm, mm”. Uponum mm“ lstovcs and save sll your fuel?"

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TlﬂﬁN. steeping down, picking up some gravel and throwing‘ it up, d13- turbln the great man at his studies. brought him red with fury to the u-indow.

‘And that. ladies and gentlemen." went on Calverlei’. ‘is Professor Jowctt."

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W110i betas whispered-to Haldane,

THEY are telling I. somewhat sim- ilar story about Rudyard Kipling.

he whispered to hiasecretary?" then why are we whispering." And the

In his younger days Marshall I-lall was a first-clam cricketer. Once in

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The famous author of "if" was broken in upon by a sight-seer ac- companied by his two sons. The vis-

sccremy “Imspered w rm” gmde“ Australia he played for a team cali-

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if not the very first, English cricket .

lhted tn tn in is k r- ld." , , V . BOYS SHORT PANT SUITS 14 to 16 at S “" °' “ ‘ °° - - - arr.“ e:2.:.:::.:::%.:~""r.;.::::..'ii; i MEN'S erases 50412 50 at“ $15 00 I 5'00 "You are Rudyard Kinllns?" wrrmt former Governor Alfred a. I M;,.,.,,,,;..., m “For m, Defence; _ ' ' ' SHEEP SKIN COATS $9 "Yes", 5mm‘ w“ i‘ member M u“ m5‘ a biography of the famous lawyer. 1\IEN’S OVERCOATS and - ' I I

"Boysthls is Rudyard Kipling." "And this is when you write?" ayes." “.053. "Boys, this is where he writes."

lslature It Albany he was once en- gaged. in a rather heated debate witn three other members when another legislator arose and asked permission to interrupt. That being granted. he

One match. in some remote corner . of the continent. was brought to a I

- THE BALANCE OF OUR CAPS ALL sizes s] premature conclusion because a large ' ' I collie dog intervened and ran away I '

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A PEEP It "We "to amt wid- Did you know that. the French: iers. Marshal Foch and Field Mar- shal Sir Henry Wilson- boon com- panions-induiing in schoo“ y pranks, such as changing headgear, when they were alone together. is

given us by Major-General. Sir

‘That doesn't mean anything to me," said one oi the four debaters = “I'm a Yale man." v '

The second mdtblrh men ofthe‘ quartet said ditto only naming dif- ferent; universities. That left AI Smith standing alone. Quick as a flash he

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planet Mars? Also that the Gotting-l en Society o! Science holds 100,000‘ marks for any one who can solve a‘

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_‘ George G. Aston in his biOKfBPhY t‘! said problem known to mathematicians as‘ A . Foch. On one o! Pooh's visits to 1-1., down mgnn - anything u, the Theorem, of Thermat. after m- . LAmES SILK STQCKINGS 13 new shades values CHILDRENS WOOL Gloves with fancy turned cuﬁs London after the war he and Wilson m, beau” 1 em an p, p, M, mph," erre dc Fermat, seventeenth century . .1 ~_ u to 1.00. Sale Pr. g _ . . were found sitting together in Pooh's nlwhltl! m”, M»... “Outed a l". mathematician? p . $ Ice v39 new shades an sues Regular .75 sale Pncc I49 ‘ private room at the hotel. B; gm; The line forms o_n the right. i J \ _ _ _ _ _ __ _ » a . . . i SILI\ AND \\ OOL STOCKINGS 1S new shades SlZCS

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“Fulton Fish Market," said Al. . "Let's proceed with the debate!‘- .

The future Governor was referred to the days of his youth when he worked in Fulton Fish Market." New York City.

' ' ' The coming visit of General Smuts " 1 "

reminds me of a story which he tells ~ against himself. it was during thei World War when both he and his‘ fellow South African. General Botha, ‘g were much in the public eye. One J ' day in London, at a. public function: Smuts was approached by two young; damseis one of whom asked for his}

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NOW Inch. who was dressed in uniform, was wearing Wilson's "billy- cock" (Derby) hat—Wlison being in mufti-whlle Wilson had on the. Mar- shal‘s kepl. The fact that Wilson's; ° tizrby was far loo big for Foch audl Dunn: his first clmralsn fur the i came dow-n over his ears, whereas New York Governorshil). N 5mm” Wilson was doing his best to balance visited a rural section of the Statel w h Foch‘: kcpilﬂfl his head added to the where he encountered considerable Z P1152126 1 a [entrain plan" “m. opposition. At a country fair e. was “ '

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"Q Efedicament when there came a 0d d t . ‘Irma who h“ just‘ the general much flaterei “Wm; V g I I "w" “I ‘h’ d°°'- w“ “°° ° - l ncii do?" l the best pasteli shades Regular $1.50 Sale Price med ood shades all sizes Reduced Sale Prlce$ " . P9 . In response to the summons to en- won a blue ribbon for his dairy 11°15. “Yea,” and the gm’ proﬂmng u“ i ’ s , g irr. _a stalwart Grenadier Gusrds- as the‘ "Democratic" candidate for book. u. - t man marched in and presented a let? EOVQTFIOIK" l‘ “so I wok W. my penc-uy chuck. l fer from Buckingham Palace to Foch. The farmer was array“ i" “ b"“‘d‘ ‘ m smuls “and slgned my m.“ . ‘a _ . . y , __ _ H» “cerbdtlwleteend we GM- mw m" o’ °"""*~ °‘1“““-" “Wu u... dummy round mo» but out I FROM OUR MEN S FUR NlSHuvuS DEPARTMENT .

.._ adier. with impcrturbable stolidity. Smith (In "Up w Now i. "d hs|she hadrgiven me." i . M» . - t - , . . . a -

a saluted and marched out nBHin. He stepped back about six roof. ‘looked; . . . . Men's Xmas hes m 1. ancy Boxes 00¢ 75c 5130 515p Men 5 1.3m...- Sllk and “O01 51mm Xmas Boxes 50¢ found something to tell his comrades me over from head to 109%" "d 3 The girl studied the signature wlthl ' 75c and 90c pain " Sui-fuel] you logkqpfgﬂy good but: 5 ﬂown‘ The“ she lake“ up’ and‘ ‘ Men’s Tricoline Pajamas in Xmas Boxes at Special Prices. °"' " _ '. e" ’ Safd‘ . _ .. Men’s Broadcloth Pajamas. Boxed for X mas giving. $2.50 and $2.75 pair. ~.~ i°“°‘“"°““’ °°"“°""°“““' i ‘mm W“ “mm “m” M ' w l l “A wl \: crweo " t s1'o ' u o o c o , .. . . 1 smut.» ens oo g oves. e come A mas | . c [DC o .5 pair. * sllﬁlllﬂlnlllliﬁfllll’ t = ~ »~ -- ~ » f - »- .1... What Sir Edward Mifshl“ mu“; Turning to her lrlcnd and with a Mens Goat Skin and Deer Skin gloves The VERI NEWEST at Closing Out I rlces. - eminent 1W?" "I" °PP°‘“°d ‘"1 witherinz 100k 511B 581111 "Lend m . Men's “Silk Scarves" a wonderful assortment of Squares, Priced from $2.25. l » t i in ~ " »-- 7s 09'1"!‘ "HY “mm” mm" ' ‘I WW mdl“"'“bb"- Mal’- ; blows-Broadcloth Shirts Plain or Fancy. “Many with two collars.” Prices from $1.75 to $2.25. y Willa-ml ‘mm? ‘h’ “s” ‘my years ' ' ' Men‘s CrePii Rayon shirts two collars P lain White and Plain Blue. A Xmas Spec ial $2.75 each. *' ‘ ‘M’ w" ‘m m” M“ m’ h“ W‘ °“"“‘ °“° °’ “a” "m °° R°““" o} z M ' c t s ~ t l v k s - t - od v "P u rn d Sh d Pr‘ es for uick Sellln h. heard in a m. court, was perpetrat-‘l Mane ma.“ the amesa went m, a ens oa wea ers, a so . nec wea els. go l cw‘ a e s an a es.‘ lc . q ‘ g.

ed by witty Justice Darling during; a “Mk Wm. Richard Washburn ~§ A good stock of Soft Collars, underwear. Flannel Shirts, Belts. Leather Mitts and Gloves. Luff Links. the hearinz 0.! B “Mmml “Mi Child. then American Ambassador to Collar Pins. Linens also Fancy Handkerchiefs. Suit Cases. Club flags. and many other articles Suitable - ‘MEN U- “s” i“ “huh Marsha“ Hm “Mum-i ‘my- P'°5'~'““Y “my "me “l”? i as Xmas Gifts for the Men Folk. are he re “quality-goods" at closing Out Prices. SEE OUR MEN'S DE- Oonsomme a u torn. nredh- : liiil°ffi°ffff.°:.;w;l‘tu§§£' a?“ gm l“ ihibaaf. ‘1’..°,,“.’,,‘°’.‘if. l PARTMENT WHEN ssuacrmc roun mus mars. [Junta and Cehr’. who a HID 0 I t j)’ WEYQ 0C E _ E

l -" - in: "ve-rﬂam". influence of Mr. Child reeuacied

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L sucaelldo-l-omuog: lned lseverely as to this delinqmmcyi "Open Sesame." and the ttvo wand» ‘ l _

' 3 almost ran out of the box. " em; throughout, ancient hanging _ ‘ _ _

l izmkgemmm W" ' ' ' _ l. gardens and amid Roman ruins un- S Boy s "P010 Collar’ Sweaters from $1.20 up. as Ups, cream ol \ potatoes Bu‘ F- E. smith (now Lord Bu‘: til they were tired. ‘ ‘l’ Boy's Fancy Coat Sweaters b81101‘ quality goods at Special Priccs. ' 1 nrimo sirloin rout beef dish v1. kmhw” h“ ‘km’ "° "°'°xamh‘e' I ' ‘ '_ Boy's Broadcloth Blouses Plan Tan. Blue, also White and Fancy Patterns. Prices from 75c up. ' m " id tn learn- - - w Cl ild

i; ﬁdtfriiﬁ" ma?“ “gnlifumllli: div? “likable/Quin features ll-i ax f?“ lv-cieendlﬁﬁzlnl ‘ " ‘ i Boy's Wool Gloves. excellent value 50c pair. Small si ze only.

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:-' I-hard sauce. apple and lemon lumlnated by an expression indes-i “why do may m w keep Wople! yo, Boy's Star Gauntlet glows “Vi ool lined. 80c pail.

3 m‘ mm‘ "u" "t" m‘ cribably mischievous; "Mr. 8mm h“ out of that. nice restful spot?" ~ pﬂ Boy s Ties Boxed doc each.

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;. g serving a notice that the struoure again to La Vcrendrye and restored pleaded their cause strongly. others p+04a "*4" ~44‘

i , was unsafe. they started to cross it. i ‘him to his command. Some recom- were given the western trade which}

P __ Thereupon the britlgckeeper ran af-f 772a Brothers lpeflse was given him for his years of they had established. Pour and ncg- E

, ~ thgml pretest." . effort: two of his sons were made lected. they continued to serve a“;

i’ "FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON A DELICIOUS wilt/s all lfllzhtﬁdcclared the spokes» emf-tuned from page 31 lensigru in the qaionlal troops. he junior officers in the colony troopz‘: O I

COMBINATION OF DISTINCTIVE FRUIT DELHI‘ man. "We're Prcsbyterians." ‘ihlmselt was promoted to the rank of until the end of the Prcnch rule bu: g

r KCIES ORDER EARLY THROUGH ANY PERFEC- “I'm no caring about that." was | u; vependryg 3nd m, w“ Md n°;‘Captain_ and in 1:149 he was award- Canada. when and whcrc the cldcst_,: 146 Richmond Sh. Charlottetown ;-. TI9N DEALEI‘ the reply. "but if ye dlnnn get off found the western see, but Lhgy ed the Cross of 5.. Louis, the covet- Pierre, died we know not. Louis: the bridge ye'u soon be Baptists." had opened up to French trade a_ed military distinction of 11k day. Hc Joseph. on his way to France. was‘ g ‘ . ' ,

V’; PItNT SIZE QNLY c o a wnuonu The merchmu or M0nu.,ﬂ|\li\-ed only a fcw month to carry the drowned in the wreck of 1hr: Ship‘: Fur-e, Life’ ACCIdQﬂt, Slckness

E; g f 1' Lady Jersey relates in "Fifty-one who had backed the enterprise hadgonor. Before tile torrid olfdsthc year. lJAuilzu-siemofféhac cost of ‘Brc- g

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P ‘ wfuui EVERY MEMBER 9,“ YOUR FAM farewell to a native audience. oon- ever. Burdened with debts and naras- a new search by way of the Su- conquest. "fhoush de-swdauts of the 2 t L t Rate WILL ENJO t- _ eluded by urine: lied by unjust and untrue reports. behiatchowau. clder u. Vcrcndryc‘: brothers and‘ z a (N088 -

a r . i v upuun" must always occur oniasked to be relieved of his under», ‘His sons expected to bc allowed to sisters are living to-day tn Qucbcv. 2 C ,

“ e s earth: there is but one place whet-ensuing Ha returned to Montreal. uudicarry on his work. in which they had of his own family “we a" "civil" l“. z Good StfOllg StOCk 017117011183

gt ’ » ' there will be no more vartinss. and another officer was put in charge ofisnared for so many years. But rival exist. He and ms sons live duty u» the‘ ‘ d U d l

- r , " that ls the ‘ Kingdom of Heaven.’ he western postl. The new man did-claimant; not the ear of thc cow- lory of a area! uurum lit-OWN “ﬁlth ‘ A em t" Summersi e 0y t-wr. ‘ Clmﬂutewwn’ summenld.‘ Said. where Lady Jersey will be very Diews-‘nothlni towards exploration . and ‘lnor. the old false stories were cir- ltteadiact courage and devonon. g .' ‘ sflopyrlght by C. W. Ieflt-‘rye, B. C. A4,,

ed to sec all presentlf ‘two years later-tho Governor turnedeuiated lllln. and though they

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