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ALI, MUHAMMED BEATON, STERLING ,BERROUARD, KAREN BERROUARD, LEON BETCHAGALUPO, GEORGE BURKE, JAMES CHUVALO, GEORGE CLASSEN, WAYNE C‘ORCORAN, WILLIAM CONNAUGHTON, ROBERT DEHONNEY, KENNETH ' DILDINI, FREDRIC‘O ERLY, JACQUES

ERZYK, LINDA

THE ALL PU-NCHY SQUAD (’69-’70)

Heisman Trophy - Peter Sprague

Centre - P. Sprague (6’3”, 220 lbs. Ottawa, Ont.) Forward - V. Paolini (5’11", 170 lbs», saugus,

Mass.)

Forward - M. Darcy (5’10”, 240 lbs, 'Saugus, Mass.)

Guard - R. Holz (4’11”, 260 lle., Newark City Council) '

Guard - J. Kane (5’6”, 190 lbs, Charlottetown, PEI)

This is the first year for the All—Punchy squad; it should, however, have been organized last year

when many great free-lance performances were re- ‘

gistered. The Select Selecting Committee, in a sin- cere attempt to honor last year’s greats, have put together a Hall of Fame Honor Roll in order that the heretofore unrecognized efforts 'of the past will receive their muchmerited recognition.

The committee has «tried to disregard perfor- mances influenced by alcohol, but so many great ones occurred as a byproduct of the demon rum’s fungiving qualities that the committee, being only human, was influenced against its will, particularly in the selection of Hall-of—Famers. This year’s all Star perfonﬁance were, for the most part soberly done. .

The Heisman winner and starting centre Peter Sprague began his career enthusiastically upon ar- rival at Saint Dunstan’s and has not faltered a Whlit in the ensuing years. Now that the 60’s are over, Peter is in serious contention with several members of the Charlottetown police force for player of the decade. However, seasoned observers don’t give- him much chance against the fine phalanx of the boys in blue. Much of the credit for Petey’s fine play must go to Don “Human speedbag” NilesL who, be— cause of his size, and retiring nature did not par- ticipate in punching this season. ‘

Mike Darcy, a freshman performer, came on strong in all aspects of the game. It is be hoped that current attempts at curtalling hIS fine efforts will terminate in ignominous failure. Some people have no sense of humour. Hear that Junior.

Ray Ho-lz’s performances were largely unnotic- ed during the early part of the season but as soon as the league governors reallzed he wasn’t a ﬁre hydrant he received recogn1t10n-.

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FITZGERALD, JAMES FOLEY, JAMES FORRESTALL, THOMAS GALLANT, CATHERINE GILLIS, SMELT GRENADE, HAND HEBERT, MAGGIE HENNESSEY, HAPPY

' HORN BY, JAMES ” HORN EIGH, TYRO‘NE, F. JAY, OWEN ' JEZEWSKI, PATRICK KINSELLA, DERMIT LAJEUNESSE, GERARD

LEVESQUE, DENISE MACDONALD, JOAN

MULLIGAN, VINCENT MURRAY, PIGGER

N ILES, DONALD O‘OLI‘D,

OVER, BENJAMIN PARET, BENNY KID PAOLINI, DEIDRA

The selection of J. Kane requires no illumina tion. The fifth starting spot was given, after much consideration to Jim Paolini (Guido) on the merit of two outstanding perfomytanees. Also he is hand- some, well dressed and! sophisticated.

THE MELTING ALL STARS (’69 - '70)

Heisman Trophy - Donald Niles \ CentreCentre - Jim Fitzgerald ( 6’5”, 220 lbs. Spring-

field, Mass.)

Forward -)Bob Connaughton (6’1”, 311 lbs, Saugius, Mass. '

Forward - Kenny Chan (4’1”, 16 lbs, Vientiane, Laos)

Guard - Don Niles (5’10”, 108 lbs, Providence, RI.) Guard - Max MaoCormi'ck (5’2", 280 lbs, West- mount, P.Q.) '

MELTING ‘

The quality of melting at UPEI has gone down, while, ‘on the whole, the quantity has gone up. The Selection Committee tried to select the starting five

' on the basis of fine performances rather than num-

ber of opportunities.

Niles, the fans most popular performer won ‘

the Heisman in a walkaway, setting a league rec- ord for most successful attempts and tying his pre- vious season’s mark in the quality category.

Best single melt of the season went to Jim Fitzgerald, who entered a catatonic state in front of an assembled throng of over 100 strangers in a. hotel ballroom. His feat was equivalent to scaling Everst with a hand and a leg tied together, (carry- ing your Shirpa guide). Itwas on the basis of this performance that Fitz was selected.

Bob Connaughton (or Gonzo as his fellow am- phetathoids call him) merited selection on this basis of most attempts by a rookie. We trust his quality will improve next season when the competition will improve.

Max earned recognition through his proxy melts, that is melting for someone else who is either un- familiar with the rules, or who, through pure bad sportsmanship refuses to participate.

Kenny Chan, .a Hanoi vet of the Indonesian wars, earned a berth at forward for his use of

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sneaky tactics and because of his imposing physi- -. cal structure.

MACDONALD, MOTHER

. MACNEIL, DAVID ELMER MCCORMICK, MICHAEL MCEACHERN, MARILYN

APRIL 10. 1919

THE ANNUAL PEI MELTING, AAABAASE AND PUNBHYALL STAR SAUAns

SELECTING COMMITTEE (ALPHABETICALEY)

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PAOLINI, SHARON PAOLINI, VINCENTE BECKER,

POND,‘

RENFRO, Vicro R RODD, DAVID ‘ SANDS, JOHN 'SPRAGUE», PIERRE SUDDEN, OLIVE-R TRAINOR, RUSTY TURGEON, FRANCOIS WALSH, PAMELA ZIFFLE, ARNOLD

THE GREAT GRABARSE GROUP

Heisman Trophy - J ...... ..M ............... .. Cenrtgeﬁ-J .IT .......... .. (5’10”, 120 lbs., Slemon Park, Forvgand') ; Don Niles (5’10", 108 lbs.., Providence,

‘ Forward — Billy Corcoran (5’10", 170 lbs, Saugus,

Mass.» Guarlg i3]; ...... ..L .......... ..(5’3“, 104 lbs, Campbellville, Guard- Owen Jay 5’1”, 198 lbs, s. Boston, Mass.)

This squad is composed of people of various sexes. The committee uses initials. to designate fe— male selections, as publication of their full names might invite participation by second rate minor leaguers. V ‘ J - - - started off well, but faltered towards the end of the season when she seemed to fall back on defence; however, the committee feels she earned the MVP award on the basis of the mid—season bal- loting. » '

Niles, initiator of the sport on the Island, had a great season. An active enthusiast, Donny’s forte is his offence. Defensively, he flinches, a fault that cost him the. Heisman.

Bill‘y Corcoran, a late call-up from the minors, filled a wide gap, many for that matter, and finish- ed‘strongly improved! underuhanded moves.

D - - - , a seasoned veteran, had a balanced season, combining a ﬂawless offence with a massive defence. . Probably the stealthiest member of the squad is Owen Jay whose greatest talent lies in giving the credit for his fine play to others.

STUDENTS RATE THE COACHES

1. Nick ‘ 6. Miscellaneous

2. Kane 7. Coaches, {such as 3. Mulligan 8.» sailing, debating, 4. MacGregor 9. fencing, drama, 5. Mul'lalley 10. army, badminton,

11. Ping pong, whiffleball, checkers, bridge, etc. 12. Hilton .

ALL DRESS FOR HOME GAME, ONLY 11 MAKE THE! ROAD TRIPS. '