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You need to express your opinions. Tell the world how much you hate talking animals.

Sagittarius 11/23 to 12/22

If you take risks, you stand a good chance of financial gain. The only

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money all the time.

Capricorn 12/23 to 1/20

Look for romance at the movie theatre. Not romance for you, silly, I meant for Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks. Look for romance, but don't touch.

Treat yourself to a swim in a duck pond. But be sure to get all your shots if a duck bites you.

Pisces 2/20 to 3/21 You might not always agree with others, but you should be open to new ideas if some-

Aries 3/22 to 4/20 Pat yourself on the back for stealing money from those veterans.

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Do whatever you want. Those shitheads at the bank aren't the boss of you.

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instead of a fancy Gemini 5/22 to 6/ restaurant, go to 21 Radio Shack.

Trust your intuition.

People really are Virgo 8/24 to 9/23 staring at youwhen — Avoid conflict by you urinate in pretending to hear public. what people say to you. Nod and say Cancer 6/22 to 7/ "Really?" a lot. 23 Chase your dreams, Libra 9/24 to 10/23 but try not to get Stay away from wet. Capricorns . All they. ever talk about Leo 7/24 to 8/23 is how much money Take a new ap- you owe them.

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