The Cadre

January 20, 1998

Letter to the Editor: Re: Sacred Cows, January 10

For those of you who read my predictions for 1998, it might interest you to know that they’re already starting to come true.

| had predicted that Dr. lan “Democracy” Dohoo would receive a promotion anda new office for his conflicting work on the Board of Governors. Imagine my surprise when he sent me this message.

“almost feel as if my academic career is complete now that I have been pilloried in the student newspaper. How- ever, | thought I should let you know that your timing is impeccable. Despite the fact the sun rose in the east this morning and the pigs are still trying to de-ice their wings, your article did come out on the day that I moved into a rennovated office (although being a year behind schedule I am not sure that you get elevated to Nostradamus status for that predic- tion). If you want to see it, drop by for coffee sometime. As for your other predictions ... | would suggest that betting on the Superbowl! will be a better way to make your fortune.”

The day the Health Centre closes, I’m going to put $100 on the Dolphins.

Peter Gillis

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