PirésdChat with Dr Fetlgood

Dear Dr. Feelgood,

How do I get my boyfriend to take off his socks and at least have a shower in the last couple of days before we got to bed, and then when things get going to last more than once and not fall off to sleep? Then maybe do something different for a change. But I do not want to hurt his feelings.

Signed —

Needs some Variety

Dear Nees Some Variety,

Tell him to clean up his act or you will give him the boot. One needs change and some spice in ones life and don’t be worried about hurting his feelings because he obviously does not have much respect for himself or you.

I would really appreciate your letter to Dr. Feelgood. Take a lit-

tle bit of time off your busy sched- °

ule and write in. Signed, Dr. Feelgood Dear Dr. Feelgood,

One Thursday night I was out getting some fresh air and de- cided to get a drink. I went into the first bar I saw and proceeded to order myself a drink. I look around and saw a lot of ugly look- ing girls and some pretty mean looking guys. I started to drink quite fast because I thought this was not a nice place. Suddenly, as I was turning for thé door’a guy came up in a suit. He gave me one of those corny opening lines, whats a nice girl like you doing in a bar like this? I al- most laughed in his face. but be- fore I could do that he told me that he was a UPEI student. He was enrolled in fourth year in the school of business.

plained that he had just finished his tenth eight hour session for policy and he feels more business like if he wears a suit. He then goes on to tell me that he: still has so much work to do but he had an extra couple of hours and would like to come to his place for a beer. I figured it would be a good way to get a free beer, even though all he will talk about will be himself, policy, and how many job offers he got. When we got to his place I barely got a drink of beer when he attacked me. At first, it was just kisses on the neck but then he started to take off his suit and then he tried to rip my top off. He succeeded in this and tried for my pants; I was terrified. I screamed and then when he began to take his pants

I asked him, why he was wearing a suit. He ex-

off I kicked him in the groin. I

It sounds like this guy has

grabbed my purse and torn shirt been punching numbers all his and ran out of his apartment. I life and has been on a dry spell want to charge him but I do not for the past twenty one years of

know if I want to go through all his life. _ the embarrassment in the courts. good lawyer and throw the book

Signed Scared and confused Dear Scared and confused,

Go and get yourself a

at him. Maybe then he will have something to talk abut instead of Policy.

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