by Sean MacIntosh The Marian VS Marian

Game was quite a success. Well, for the Upperclassmen it. was (11 - 0)!!! © Those poor freshmen just could not seem to get anywhere near our net. There were a few minor injuries but the only major one was to the Freshmen’s pride. I think that finally they realize they were just outclassed.

To those of you who are

unfamiliar infamous ‘“All- nighter”, you’re in for a surprise! This just hap-

pens to be the most exciting residence party on It starts at 10:00

yearly campus!! . and runs until dawn. time!!!’ Everyone is welcome

just as long as non-residents

of Bernadine and Marian get

themselves signed in. It will

‘be a wet/dry affair so those of you who are under age are welcome as well.

This will be the last issue

Wellcanothar: school year is nearly over but it was a year to remember for the UPEI Biology Club! We started things off with a car wash and party, both of which were successful as ev- eryone involved took about a week to recover. We also painted our lounge, adopted

a foster child, and adopted a stream, which we will be working on this summer.

Our pub and pub crawl in November was the most suc- cessful pub of the semester, with about 40 teams partic- ipating. Congratulations to Roger Beazley’s team who won that great event — we hope you treasure those tro- phies forever! With the end of X-mas exams came the ever popular X-mas party ~ held this year at Natalie Blanchet’s house. ing gifts were exchanged, Booby Clause made an ap: Pearance, and the house is still standing despite our attempts to relive-the Viet- nam war! | Thanks. Natalie ~ and we hope. you like the new furniture.

After the ‘shock of re- ceiving X-mas marks and Tecovering from New Year’ s

celebrations, — we began our | ‘We held

Second semester. & bowling tournament in ebruary and all learned a

Thursday April 14 1988

What a

Disgust- |

of the Gem and the residents of Marian Hall would like to wish the students of U.P.E.I. luck in their exams and an enjoyable summer. Best wishes to the Graduates of 1988!

To the wonderful R.A. on second floor. . How does it feel to almost have your face as bald as your

head?!!!

Marian Hall Joke of the Week

QUESTION: Name two ways to confuse an Engine- ear?

ANSWER: 1) Put him in a round room and tell him to piss in a corner. 2) Give ‘him three shovels and tell him to take his pick. .

BIO RHYTHMS

from Kaberi — thanks for making it look so On March 18-20, about 30 Bio’s attended the

AUUBC (Atlantic

few. tricks simple!

annual Universities Undergraduate Biology Conference) at Aca- dia University. Three stu- dents (Stephen Farmer, Mel Wilson, and Doug Kelly) presented seminars on their honours theses and did an excellent job. Congratula- tions guys — you made us all proud! We also had the best cheering section for our speakers, the best planted questions for our: speakers (thanks Trevor) and the ‘wildest parties that weekend in. Wolfville. Luckily, the

motel we stayed in looked no worse after our parties than before!

pub and

Finally, our

campus crawl two weeks ago

proved to be the success- ful event we planned it to be. Over 50 teams crawled across our campus and re- ally showed everyone what they were made of! Our pub was also a great success with boat races, a limbo contest (nice try, Rob!) and a video, showing the teams who participated in the crawl. Thanks to every- one for your support — let’s do it again next year!

A -while ago we held our Bio Club Elections and

Knucklemania ran rampant

Well, all you Knucklema- niacs, the UPEI Intramural Hockey League came to a close Wednesday, ‘March 30,

1988 at the ‘fabulous’ UPEI Arena.

The Blanchard Hall Knucklers, regular season champions (13-2-1) played the Soccer Panthers for the right. to be crowned.

the UPEI IHL Champions in a best of three affair. The Knucklers outscored the Soccer team 5-3 on Tuesday, March 29 to grab a 1-0 lead in the series. With their backs to the wall, the Soccer Panthers had to de- feat the Knucklers not once, but twice Wednesday March 30. Well they did, and in dramatic fashion.

The Soccer: Panthers overpowered the Knucklers 4-1 to the series at one a piece. The deter- mined Soccer team jumped out to a quick 4-1 lead in the championship game but Knucklemania and the ’Knucklers came back to tie the game 4-4 as Grambo ‘Spock’ Deighan scored with

tie

our new executive consists of

Rob Redmond (President), .

John MacDonald (Vice Pres- ident), and Riki Sahajpal (Secretary/Treasurer). Con- gratulations guys! The Bios are now selling tickets on a Nishiki 12 speed bike ($400) to be given away April 24. Speaking of the 24th, that is the tentative date for the Annual Biology Club’s Golden Beer Bottle Awards ~- don’t miss that one!

We also want to offer our sincere congratulations to all UPEI’s sports teams for an exciting year and we wish you luck for next year!

Well, so long UPEI from he Senior Bios and here’s to a great year next year from the rest of us!

PS: Here is a list of the businesses we would like to thank for their support over the past year: | &

Bolger’s Cye :

Video Pros shed

National Video,

Mothers e

Sporting Intentions

Hillside Motors

Wizard Business Prod ucts Harvey’s Sports

» Towers

- The Spa

only 30 seconds on the thing they call a clock at the great

Arena. The teams were forced to a shootout with each team sending 5 play-

ers. Each team scored twice

and both teams went into death

Paulo Lonbardi was just too

a sudden shootout. much as Knucklemania, like Hulkamania, slipped away and the Soccer Specialists

won the prestigeous UPEI

‘IHL Trophy.

The had a great season and to top it all off, they sorrows with a tour of Island Breweries Ltd. (courtesy of Coach Knuckler) and were

Knucklers

drowned their

healed in the Breweries hos- pitality room. enough though as the team

That wasn’t

regrouped and returned to Coach. Knucklers to drink two kegs of draught.

‘The. team would like to thank all Knucklemani- acs who supported the team this past season, especially Faye, Kim, Carol, and Car- olyn. The team is already talking about next season. Knucklemania will live.

GJ’s Restaurant Inn on the Hill

Moosehead

Parkdale Pharmacy Henderson and Cudmore Burger King

McDonalds

Hi-Tech Toys

A & A Records

Carter and Co.

UPEI Bookstore UPEI Business Office

- Myrons

Le Mirage Stylistic Teisure World Jack Fraser

Daves Cave : Jean Connection Barrys Mens Wear Island Optical Intra Travel” Imperial. Optical Dalmys es

YMCA

The Trail Shop

A a thank-you goes out to Judy and all the Panther Lounge Staff who put up with eur wild pubs and made things easier for us!!

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