TUNE 27. 1918 _ _ THE mA GUARDIKI _ _ _

f5_r'._;__~¢. 5.7-» _ _ ..., _.‘ .

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~~'I\eme¢Iies And

*_ _'|`o`_iI¢`t Prepara i

_ being used' by thous- S sndsnn .everysection of

. - ’ i 'I ' » -v';Jnlt-£d` A and #3l°l5l; P“¢°l\» 2-15%. Burt Ramsay, .among _ 1400 newspapers and other

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_ 'is a very good; '

Il _'for this. ' Each.

;‘ i' at 'product repre-

_~ song this-most carefully ; _ dingredients com- , pounded by the most sitllfiill students of medi- cineiand the finest ner-

.f\l¥le5l'S- » _

~ - f t us _'tell you mor

_ about them.

i s.A;'r..Si 3 Central Drugstore

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“¢ltIqIlll`I¢f8 IGI' Flilllllg Moncton. ' l was handled by Canadian Press As-

Tackle

The entries for the races at Mont.

'- y ~ s iw

mn' Jllly 11 “W Q5 f°||0WH1 _were clearly set forth in audited state-

Free-for-all, S300 .

Prince Rupert, 204%, Wm. Fon- and 14th.

wick and Landry, Bathurst,

Mal-'JB Mlroh. 2.14%. Wm. Camp-'

bell. Sussex. '

-Aiberton. P. E. l.'__ "

Victoria. 2.15%. or. Mcaiiiiiisi-.

Bosses. __ _ ~ _ _ _tribution to the press ot a large num- : Texas John. 2.11%. Fenwick and ber or ilpeeiai articles, iilustrstibirsa

Land'ry. Bathurst.

Lacoplii, 2.09%, P. A. Beiliveau, the press without charge. The setting

Moncton. . _ " ` _

2.30 class, $200.

J. W. Fenwick and Landry, Bath-`

urst.

Bill Be Sure. Hector Legreo, Bath-

urst. ‘

Albert J. Murray Jones. Amherst. Barrlon, 'Edward Dalton, Newcast-

Dr. Clarke, D. W. Wilbur, Monc-

ton.

Alien H-all, Dr. McAllister, Sussex. Alice The Groat Win Ing-ram,

_ __ I”’,A\`\"“`“l. _ Ask for MInard'a and take no others bers co_opm_ated splendmy in makmg

" " ' - the campaign a success. During

F ‘ was devoted to the press publicity

, S ‘campaign , and for seversiweeks the

» » ~ - f ' ' ' committee of - publishers in charge

mHmMM ' ' qsisnggiioaieo

H@'*'***>l=*’l5*Pll** < 3I9'9I@|i The individual members, on the other

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£9-K§#‘l'3K§3¥

1-cf. -vs _ = _ ~ .- _ i - _ .__ -.'

f‘ .space _in their newspapers and other

` _ . publications ` whlch,` it calculated all

;__` _f AGI;-NTB WANTED BOARDERS WANTED' ‘their regular commercial rates, would ' - _run' up to more thanthe totalamount

“the old reliable Fonthlll Nurser- ies." We teach our men to sell. Experience unnecessary; highest commissions paid; handsome. free- equipment. Stono & Wellington. Toronto- 7074-G-1Meto29tlt.

WANTED AT ONCE-WIDE-AWAKE

coniinlssion agents in all sections 'oi-tho Island to sell to every farm er and household the UTILITY. canning outfit. to preserve fruits "and vegetables and save what is going_to waste. reduce cost of liv- ing. A~cliild can operate same and large profltscan be realized, by the farmers. Good responsible, ener- getic agent to organize the sale and as distributor, should write without delay .to the Canadian Home"‘Can- ning Association Limited. 07 St. James, Montreal. 8063-6-20ME6ipd.

.7 _ FOR SALE

FOR S-ALE 32 ACRES OF LAND AT

New Donilnloii. Apply S. 'I`. Currie Rocky Point. 0078-6-26M3i. . __ __ _ ____

DRIVING MARE FOR SALE. APPLY

46_.Edward Street,(lity_. 9055-6-25M3`1

FOR SALE.-SECOND HAND FORE-

sail, also slngle.dory (ncw.) Apply W. L. D. Box 276. City. -

0035-0-24in6iI‘D.

_iii-. -L--`-_~

FOR SALE-1916 FORD RUNABOUT

condition good. Two spare tires. Newly overhauled and painted. Reason for selling need larger cur, price $390. E. A. Lame, 0'Leary-

9109-6-26M2i.

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HELP WANTED -

_ MALE

WANTED-A MAN T0 WORK IN

meat market. Ono with expe-

` rience preferred. Sounders, New- some & Co. 8082-6-21M6ipd.

Ao§N'rs'wAN_1'sn 'ro sau. Fon WANTS” TWO 5" THREE 5°./*“°~ .Neither izsnasisn insss Ass<§ciiiiis.i_

ers in private funiily. Apply 20 Eustoii Street. 0111-6-27M3l. MISCELLANEOUS. 'Dominion Exvnsss new-Ev os.

dcrs are on sale in tivo 'tliouiland offices throughout Canada.

9L07ME1i.

tEAUHE.ltS WANTED

Green school. No. 110.'$35 supple-' ment. Apply Vernon Brchaut, Sec.

_ 9037-6-24M6l_pu_

TEACHER WANTED FOR SPRING-

field School. First or second‘~class_.

eineil 125 00 A I to \VOI

TEACHER WANTED FOR NEW

Glasgow School first or second class. Supplement $75. Apply to A. li. Dickicson, Secretary. "

9100-6-26M3i.

_ $100.00. Apply to A. W. -MacLare1‘l.

Sec-`y. ot' Trustees. _ 9094-6-26M6i

WANTED FOR GREENWICH

school, a 2nd class, female teacher. (Protestant). Duties to begin Jul; 8th. Supplement $40. John B. Mc- Ewen, Sec`y. Greenwich, R. R. No.

TEACHER WANTED FOR MARSH-

field School. First or second class Supplement $80.. Apply to L_]-I.D. Foster, Marshfield. B077-B-Zlsttpil.

_~ ‘TEACHER WANTED- SECOND

class teacher for De Sable School. Supploinent $65. Midsummer vac- ation, State experience if any. Hoc- tor MacKay, Secretary.

9073-6-25M5ipd.

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WANTED HELP--

Eamonn

COOK WANTED.-AT ONCE AT

Dalton Sanatoriuni, North Wilt- shire. Plain cooking. $30 per mth.. with room. board and washing. Ap- ply Superintcndent Dalton Senator- lum. ‘Give reierences ii possible.

9118-6-27Ml.wk

._._- ._

GIRL* WANTED. APPL Y 'ELDON

Hotel, 177 Kent Street. 9106-6-26Mti

WANTED GIRL FOR GENERAL

housework apply 187 Prince Si.

_ ,096-6-26M3I.

WANTED CAPABLE GENERAL

maid for two months. Good wages. Apply Mrs. Richardson. George- town. 9010-6-22M-iipd.

WANTED.--A YOUNG GIRL ABOUT

16, for light housework, it few hours each day; references. Apply by lol- ter to J. K.. Guardian. 8010-6-i8Mti

l LOST

i_os1' i./mos vr-:i.|.owi:ioo wi'ri-i

white breast and paws. Ilcward giv- en for' information. Fred Parkman. East Iioyalty. 0101-6-26M2I.

LOST ON UNION ROAD SATURDAY

night an automobile cover. Finder please leave at this oiilce and roc- oivo reward. 0059-ii-25M3L

L03T, ON UNION ROAD. FRIDAY

night. automobile lamp rim and glass. Finder return to Revere

liotol. Charlottetown _ if “ri-"!E¥‘

TEACHER WANTED FOR ARMA-

dale Scliool. Supplement $50;spring and fall vacation. R. D. McKinnon Secretary. Armadaie R. R. Selkirk Station, P. E. I. 9072-6-25M6i.

Secretary. _ 9085-6-26M3I. yi/AN1-eo" A reaches Fon

Brookfield School. Supplement $35.00 T. R. Wood, Sscy. Trust-

* ees. 9077-6-26M2i_

, or for Clyde River School. Supple- ` ment $75.00. _Apply to C. ll. Mc.-

Loiin_ Secretary. ` 9040-6-Z5M6ipd.

ATTENTION. PRINCIPAL WANT-

od for Victoria School. Supplement voted $150. Midsummer vacation. Apply by letter or in person li' pos- sible. E_ Boswell. Secy. Trustees.

TEACHER WANTED FOR MI8-

couciie school. second class, one competent to teach French prefor- rod, Supplement $60. Midsummer holidays. Apply A. J. Poirier, Sec'y.

0032-ii-24M5Ipd

TEACHER WANTED _FOR NORTH

Granville School. Supplement $70. Apply to Wm. It. Taylor. Secretary

809'i~6f22Msipd.

_ tonnage School No. 31, Second

class (experle cod.) Sup lemen

Secy. Dunstailannge. .- 0086-6-26M3i .

FOUND

i=ouNo. IN Ti-lie cirv. A sow;

bicycle, owner may have same by proving property und payIt18f0_\’ this advertisement. 9088-0-25l/ISI

li-“Q TO LET _ _______,___..--- 'TO LET ROOMS CENTRALLY located in private Mme- PMN 564-L. 9061-6-25M3I_

§1'r'I_ iA"r1oNs ' .vAoAN'r '

CALEBMEN -- EXCLUSIVE LINE

for city, town or country. BIB earn- ings guaranteed _ Permanent lll'¥0l1‘ Joh. No experience necessafl- Ill” Luxe smiiim Lisiiisii. -Hermit-

"1'i-ins.s Huuonsb Tasonsn _ required for Saskatchewan and Al

berta schools opening in August. Salaries $800 to $100 _ per annum. - Full details each appointment sup plied. Apply stating qualifications to Canadian Teachers Agency, Bo I4, Regina. Sask.’f

some utnnzmss

WANTED

ian. -' _D060-8 2I'rM3i

_ ._ ii _lc v i> D Jennie Penn. Chas. Sargent, New- cent. of the total expenditure. It is

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TEACHER WANTED FOR VILLAGE" Unusual Number of Amputatloh Cases

Suppl t S . ,' pp y - _ Y » lington Haslirm, Secretary, Emerald, -‘4l"tl_0“ “nd Illlfld lll0`RU`f’0lB 'I0 WUI- R, li,_ N0, 3_ 9110.(;.27Mi¢_- come the. veterans buck to their

, _ h s. Th sa ature of the home

WAN1-Ep`;_"A`N'ExpER|gN¢‘Ep‘-rgjiff” Although Toronto ls growing more i:hcr,.first-or second classfor Ilelic__-,accustomed I0 I-IW’ WWF" Uf *h'35f‘-

_ mv,,,.gchoo|_ N(,_ 136_ Suplememz veterans, who are coming back in

WANTED SECOND CLASS TEACH-

or for Greenfield School, District- _____

No_l03.Supplement $60_Jiis.I~3nnnis _ _

` i-iAi.1FAx,~ N_s_` June 2s.-(Quote

WANTED EXPERIENCED TEACH-

'rsaci-i-sn wanrco Pon nuns- I

r"' ”' ” '

If ¢ ~

$75.00. Apply Ill Jenn A2 giewsrt. Tm und-Gélgnfd I\3Vll_18 '

El]tCfll."Tl‘l|,lt C0, _

with the press publicity for the Vic- tor Loan. but the actual tl tires aid

ments submitted to the Annual Meet- ing of Canadian Press Association.. Inc., held in Toronto on June 13th

The total amount paid by the Gov-

ernment tor advertising space was $165,419.81, which was distributed

publications. ; Approximately $51000 was spent, ini theprepsration and dist

cartoons. etc., which-WSIB inserted in

of typo and 'making of duplicateplates ‘ of the .advertisements tor .thevarious publications used and the _tees paid to the tive 'co-operating adtertlsing an encies for their services cost in the neighborhood of $37,000, making the total expenditure 3208166.09.

As the total cost of floating the

Loan was approximately $5,000,000 tho Government’s expenditure on press uhl It re resents less than five er

interesting to note also that the press publicity cost only one-twentieth oi one per cent. ofthe total amount sub- scribed to the Loan. » '

The press publicity for the Loan

sociatlon, Inc., and the otiicers of the Association and its individual mem-

three months last. Fall most of the time of the President, Mr. J_H. Woods, Calgary "Herald," and the office stair,

were in almost continuous session.

.hand. contributed. without charge,

paid for the advertising space

Inc.. as such, nor any of its_ officers -or coniniittees, received any remun- eration for their services in connec-

hei`ng` given voluntarily and, in the spiritof nntional"service.

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FIFTY PER CENT. OF HEROES HAD

LIM_BS MISSING _

` Among Returning Veterans

‘_-Promptly on time the- train henr- 'l'n`g more than two hundred veterans ‘arrived at 12.45 D.m. at the North Toronto C. P. R. station. Hundreds of friends and relati es crowded the

omo c d is coming was the-large~nun\her of am- putation and cot cases, included in the_party. Fully a hundred of -the mon _hail lost an arm. or leg. whilc fighting for their country against the Hun.. ~ »

_hundreds and thousands, there is no diminishing the intensity of the wol- `come extended on each successive oc- casion. The soldiers were received with open arms and thc spirit dis- played by the mon was wonderfiil. Al- though in some _ cases so badly wounded that they could not move from their cots, their faces were wrcntlied in smiles and showed the pleasure which they felt at thc niuny klndncsses extended to them.

“Why are your patients all so awful-

ly plain?" ri visitor to the Canadian hospital at Le Touquet asked the C. 0. "They are rather, aren‘t they?" he replied. "Well, you seo, it’s like this. The ambulance cars nil pass the Duchess of Blankminster’s hospi- tal Ilrst, and they have first pick. And. of course. they don't want ugly or very badly wounded ones to make pets of and call 'Boy-Boy!"

STUCK IIUIIIAIIIINS

tions furnished .by F_B. McCurdy & Co., stock and -bond brokers, mem- bers Montreal Stock Exchange. Mc- Curdy Buiiding,_Halii’ax, N. S.)

CLOSING PRICES.

Yesterday Today

Atchison _ . _ . . . . . .. _ 85% 85 ‘Am Loco ._ .......68 67% Annconda ._ ..._ 65% 65%

' ` Can Pac - 1471/1 Ilcnilty in using- it up. Take 25 pounds

AmS&ll..... ...78% 78% M_F_Ct _ . _ . . . 103 Mex Nor Power 98% 09% Reading... .........91% 93%

...S355 ~8'l%

...iw/2 1221/, szv, sim. - 79% sm sau, ...-- 0714

osiiiriii 7214 72% U. s. . . . . .._ _....108 107% Mui. 50% -

A. F. Utah Crucible... P. It. S.

_ - » 3; '

been. ppota ti sell Vic

_~».=g>o1’y grills .fur he Special mmittee-fer_C=~»-da. The price' 'n. ni. d today

*by ills. _ lltsne 9.91- and scour . interest No

» commission , l_0, 20 years.

Send application to

_-------- c.n.B_ toisowoarn _

WANTED-REFINED LADY DEBIR - ' -

es position as housekeeper or to ActinK~Ma°*ger

care for invalids. \App_ly.'A. Guard- - i . »~

- 154 Rlchmondltreei

ctr. nun ns is :ood-'-randi los. Ao-

tioniwith the Loan. those sorvicos_

The following letters from Bomb.

Hector. 'I`.,Currie, has been received by his father, Mr. Nelson -Currie. of

Rocky Point.

2nd Western Gen. Hospital. Clyne House, Stratford,

Manchester, Eng.

June tth, 1918.

Dear Father,-Just n line to let you

know that I am getting on well._Am_ not at all _a serious' case, and made Bllghty more by good luck than any- - thing else. There are six other..Bat- tery chaps besides myself here. Pracf tically all our section were gassed, and nearly all of them came across. I am one of the lightest cases. My eyes are much better, and. and Ii didn't get much of the devilish stuff in the lungs. Was up town for a

walk this afternoon.

Will be here for a few weeks at

any rate, and it will likely mean a stay of three months anyway in England. Suppose a wire came to you telling that I had been gassed. Hope you will not do too much wor- rying until this letter arrives. I happened to be rather short ot money when I left France or I would have sent a telegram. Was in No. 7 Cun- adian Gen. Hospital at Etaples, France. We _had quite ii. lively time while there. The Huua bombed the different hospitals and got quite a toll too. It

is ;orrib_lp_the_a_t;rocltIes h_e__does_ com- . mi J

Well father. this is all the paper I

have on hand,-so will not write any more this time. Will write again to- morrow or next day. Hope that this finds everybody well. Address at top

of letter for present. Dove to all.

HECTOR.

Dear Father,-My letter a few days

ago was rather short, so l am going to attempt a longer one this morn- ing. To begin With, I aiu coming on fine. This morning I feel almost asf good as ever. My eyes are still a lit- tle aore. oi course. and my face is dusky yet, from the effects of the gas. This Is a lovely morning. We have to be in bed at 9 every night, and up ut 6 in thc mornings. They

feed us wcli here. of course. _

There are six other chaps from the

8th here with me, two ot' them arc P. E. Islanders. Mollison of Suni- inerslde and Stewiirt Ross, the tailor's son, Charlottetown. Practically the whole section were gussed and as far as I con learn nearly all have got to Blighty_ The I-luns bombarded us heavily with gas for two nights. Some _;ot it during the night. He gave thi. place such n drenching that it hung around the dugouts and it good num- ber got it good iloal of it, while work- ing around in the daytime. Sonic left on the 27th, quite a bunch on the 2Sth and tliercst of us on the 29th. I was on duty on the guns the day before I came away, and it is a day i'll not soon forget. I was wceling pret- ty slck, and all the crew likewise. And that day above all days we had a lot of shooting to do. The boys were going oft’ one by one all day tc the dressing station. and by evening .I had only _three oi' four mon loft. My eyes were very bad next morning so I started off. We went as far as Casualty Clearing Station first day. and the next day ‘went by train to Etaples. where a large number oi base hospitals are. I was in the 'itli (fan. General there. Were detained there for ii few- days and finally got away on tho 3rd of June for England. The .I-Inns bombed the hospitals at Etaples while I was there. There was a large number ot casualties in- cluding several nurses, and also pati- ents. We sailed from Calais and land- ed at Dover. I-lad a__very nice trii io Manchester. The country loolz fine just now, and it is certainly goo. to be away from the war zone for u while. D0n't expect to be in hospital ci very long time. Will then go to a convalescent camp, likely to Epsom After that we will be sent to the artil- lery depot and get our leave. lt will likely he three months or-more be- fore 1‘ll be going hack to France again.

I suppose the mail will be pretty

badly mixed up for a while. You can send to this address for a while and I will have them forward it to wher- ever I go. I wonder if Wilmot has gone to France yet. If he hasn't 1 *will likely see him at tho base.

Well. I think I have written enough

‘lor this time. Have lots of time for writing. now, so will drop a line quite often. _Hope that this finds every- body well. Will close now with love to sli, HECTOR. .__...__.-.__--_._

RHUBARD WINE

Rliubard wine is a good thing to

make because riiubard grows so- pro- fusely' that most gardeners have ri dif-__

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of rhubarb, wipe the stalks. lay them on a clean” board. and bruise them with a iistiron. Put them in a tub, add tive gallons or water. and let it stand ' for nine days, stirring occasionally.

each gallon add three pounds of sugar and thc juice and half thc rind of a lemon. Put it in a cask with two ounces, of isinglass and let it stand for it month to ferment. A little cur- rent or dnmson juice improves the color of rhubarb wine,

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_ IIIAIIISIAI' M[]N[}'[[]N ‘ .........~. .... ...........

lllll I G[_mIlSlFII]i“I0SPIlII` I '

as to the amount the press received

_ l- from the Government in connection

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We Close Today At 12 o’clock

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-Wednesday--Half- Holidayf 1 ii

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Please shop early so that our employeesmay

get away promptly. Your ` co-operation will be- - greatly appreciated.

An immense Range oi Styles. .. 7

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.to Select from

_ New and

Iiliill _ Iilll ._ .........

EAUTIFUL PARLOR FURNITUR-I I `

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.-if - i L_ se~lection.-to

U9 Dimmu Chwse ff Om

"WIIIi -. _ in the Pro‘iinC_€, ` I ill. _ \ _ 'E all displarol Or' 'I _ ii; ‘our 5th floor \. M I for your appro. ' ’ val. ' ’_

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See Before You Buy

To ensure entire satisfaction it is necessary ~ to

see and select your Parlor Suit. There are so many styles, so many different coverings, so' many coloiings

and designs that it is not possible to order satisfac.-_ toriiy by mail. We want you to call and see ours." ._ Please to show them Whether you wish to buy or

merely to look.

3-Piece 1>Am.oR sum-:s

I_n an immense _ranize of styles. Cover-

ings in Tapestry, Silk, Verona and Velour, Chesterfield Sets, Stuff Over Sets, etc,

etc .......... $20.00 to $i2S.O0

OAK LIVING ROOM SETS

3_-Piece _Oak Livin.: Room Set in big

massive design--Uiholstered in genuine Leather, tapestry, etc.. ..... ._ $35 to $50

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_ 9030-6-24MlL S. 'r_ U. ._ 45 46% sirsiii ins liquor thus obtained and is _ .IL .’. ”’ -

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wnurlo “second” iikiao ron-D " `oii»r1o'iimvn.i .

Cuz es Perspira-

tion Annoyance

Excessive perspiration of arm

pits, hands, feet, neck, fore- head, etc., is completely reliev- ed hy' two applications a week of 0do~ro-no.

The harmless. unsceated toilet

water. A bottle 78a.

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5-PIECE PARLOR SUITES

_ 'I_`he finest variety we have eller sho' ' ii", in Birch Mahogany and alsoin genuwiitv Mahogany. Beautiful range of coveiinizs

_-$30 10.535.

ooo Penton Pieces

Odd Chairs and Rockers of every

d€SCl‘lDtlon-at every i~ri`ce-a fulira ` Of SIYICS . . . . _ $6.50 I0 Slsw

1*’ _ L ‘ -' ‘ini .

Brass Cape_'$4.B5 _ Brass Rail $6.75 Continuous 'Post'~lfI.35

_ _ _We Can Sav_efYou Money On

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I Having immense stocks on hand purchased before prices adva'ncéd"".e`§ab1es `

us to sell _at lowest possible prices. _ Compare our prices. I Remember our Goods are Highest Quality. ‘

ALL ST LES AN - SIZES

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$6.00 “Hercules” s p rin gs

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T’ if 7 `\\.

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are guaranteed for 25 _ years- costs you less than 25c a i "

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' Beer & Weeks Beer 8; Weekef ` 1 `

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