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Waits AND wuiiaii Dons 'rns DAY BEGIN ?-—-As we travel eastward the day begins earlier; near the equator starlight appears an hour earlier for each thousand miles going east. When it is sunrise in New York. the people of Europe have had sunlight for many hours, and the Calilornians are still in their beds dreaming. Evidently the day has a. first be- ginning, and at the eastward. But how far and where? What are the peOple who first see the light of Monday morning? It is the sun which brings the day; where does his first bring Monday? If we could travel with him we might find out. Let us suppose the case. We will take an early start ; at sunrise on Sunday morning. with the sun just at the point of peeping over the horizon behind us, we travel westward. As we go, the peeple give us a Sunday greeting; we bring Sunday with us to Pittsburgh, St. Louis, Salt Lake, San Francisco. At San Francisco our faithful chronometer informs us that we have been on the tramp about five hours. But we started on Sunday morning still. We go on, still on Sunday morning. Will this Sunday morning eve-r end 3 The quiet Pacific knows very little of Sunday or any other day. and our question scarcely receives an echo for reply. When we get to Yokohama in Japan, or Shanghai in China, we search for some Yankee, wide awake in the early morning. and we are told for the first time that Monday has come. Everywhere now we bring Monday, and in twenty-four hours by the chronometer after starting, we are in New York again, and find the merchants taking down their shutters, and the Monday newsnapers telling us what has happened during our absence—Scientific Amer-21 can. ~ '

The late Lord Kelly, who was remarkable for his rubi- cundityof nose,.having spoken rather disrespectfwlly of, a gentleman in the _army,_an Irishman present observed that if any man that lived, or had ever lived, or eVer could live, had said the same of him, he would have pulled him by the nose. ‘ Yes.’ replied Foete, ‘ I dare say you would, but in the present case that would not do -, there are ways enough of revenging an insult, without running one's hand into the

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Dr. Mounsey, a contemporary of Garrick, had some odd ways. " Once he went to a party, with his servant carrying a clean shirt. This he changed in a room next the drawing room. but being fearful of being surprised by some of the company, he hurriedly put aWay his soiled garment intone of the Indian china jars that were about the room. Later in the evening the hostess, by some fatality, was directed to this very jar, which she brought for the company to: admire, and the doctor’s shirt was discovered.

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WWW TRAY SHEEP. -—Therebas beenon the Subscribers premises,

for the last four months, two SHEEP: the owner is re- quested to come and prove property. pay expenses, and take them away ; otherwise said Sheep will be sold at Auction, at my Barn, on MONDAY, the 27th day of MAY next, at 12 o'clock, an order having been obtained from a Justice of the

Peace for that purpose. . JOHN MATHEWSON. Squaw Bay,'Lot 49, March 27,1867. pd

TRAY SHEER—There has been on the subscriber’s premi- .

ses, since last fall, Three stray Shea . The owner is re- quested to come and prove property. ta 0 them away, and pay expenses; otherwise they Will be sold at my Barn, on i

ONDAY, the 3rd day oi'JUNE next. according to law. CHARLES STEWART.

Lot 48, April 3, 1867. pd

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