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‘ ar Miss X:

ave this serious problem,and I was hope’n that you puld help me out. You see, my roommate is an arts ‘udent and I’min engineering. He’sa great person hang out with... when nobody else is around. But her than that I think he’sa total loser. Whenever I ed some help with my calculus or physics I might

k him, buta fly on the ceiling has more intelligence jan this fool! I don’t mean to pick on the poor guy, thow do people with his intelligence get into liversities? Is there anyway I can help this unlucky grson out, or is he just a total write off?

omas J.

ar Thomas:

dur the total write off! Don’t do this guy any

ours. He doesn’tneed you. You mention that his elligence is that of a flies. How about yours? You ik for his help in Calculus.

iss X:

y boyfriend moved during the summer to a promis- y career. He now lives in the maritimes not far

ay. Will (can) our relationship last?

nsure

sar Unsure: Long relationships are hard on both irties. Itcan strengthen a relationship or end it. If th parties really want the relationship to work it ill. You have to sit down and think about what you jally want, what's best for you.

iss X

ADVICE,

Dear Miss X:

I have a hard time controlling my temper. Last week when I “‘lost it’’ Ithrew my Hulio Iglesis cassette at the TV screen ruining the cassette mercifully leaving the TV unscathed. The problem is, the cassette wasn’t mine. It wasa tape I ‘‘borrowed’’ without permission from my cousin Shane. Shane has always hated me since we were kids. How can I get out ofa for sure beating

Scott

Dear Scott: You’ll have to take what punishment your cousin dishes out! or be charged with theft under $200.00. Youstole his tape. You should definitely replace it.

Miss X

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October 10, 1991

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