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Business Society Golf Tournament

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Alarm clock rings ing partners arrive, drag you out of warm bed everything except the kitchen sink in pickup for deep woods : : k home and pick up gun e hell to get to the woods before daylight forgot ‘the %%*s##! tent woods

while watching deer go over hill

k to camp looking for camp e you don't know where camp is gun for help, eat wild berries

« 8 deer come back to clese rance eeling in stomach ate poison berries

pital to have stomach pumped

"s bugging you , see deer grazing in camp

11k¥-eye on pickup truck partner returns to camp dragging deer s strong desire to shoot partner

leave partne » hole shot in , drop gun in mud

Meet bear

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Fire gun, blow up barrel plugged with mud ll offensive odor emitting from pants

, you wrap %t*s##!! gun around tree

Dear Auntie Pius

Dear Auntie Pius,

I owe you my life. I got the earring. Can I take you out?!! By the sounds of it you are a woman trapped in a man’s body!

Sick Dear Sick.

Friday, September 22 was a beatiful day for golfing and what- ever else came to mind! More people showed up than we had room for on the course! Su- san Harrison won the prize for “Top Pro”. Joe Revell and Brian Jones quit the ninth hole (guess who bombed out!). The tro- phy for first place team went to Wade Crozier, Buck Hawes, Brian Duffy and Doug Geldart. Top female and top male went to Susan Dowling and Darren Noo- nan respectively. Lori Turner received a prize for her fantas- tic score of 106 (on nine holes)! Kevin Smith was named “worst golfer ever” (226 isn’t too bad, Kevin)! Rick Shaw was awarded a Chevy’s t-shirt for “drunkest

Although the offer sounds interesting, due to my professional ethics (what little I have), I cannot see you in any non-professional manner! By the way. my sexual identity is none of your business!

Auntie P.

Dear Auntie Pius,

What the heck happened Friday with the Myron’s thing? Is the society full of it or does Myron’s make empty promises just to +**4* us off!? How about an answer to that one!

Dear P O’ed,

It’s not the Society’s fault for the mixup at Myron’s but the

Business Soiety apologizes for the mixup. It won’t happen again!! Auntie P.

golfer” and he providely wore it around Myron’s all night. Stephen Gallant had the most original golf bag — a bucket which doubled as a cooler! You need not think for a minute that ll we did was golf, though. Have you heard of “dunking for ap- ples?” Mike Muise was swimming for golf balls! Most of which belonged to Michelle Fletcher. Lloyd MacDonald spent. consid- erable time searching for his golf clubs. Lloyd, why did you throw them in the woods? Rudy Smith, better known as the Hulkster, practiced his WWF movements in the water. Mike Blanchard was severly scolded for wreckless driv- ing (in the golf cart)!

Special thanks to Jason Lee who invited all the animals back to his cottage after golf- ing. From there the party headed to Myron’s and wound up about 2:30am. You guys really know how to party.

SEAMAN’S BEVERAGES

= == Thursday, September 28, 1989

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