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KEYS T0 READING SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH MATERIALS

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It has long been known that

Of great theoretical and practical importance . . . . . .. While it has not been pos- sible to provide ddfinite

answers to these questions....

Three of the samples were chosen for detailed study.. Typical results are

shown . . . . . .l . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. It is suggested...lt may be

that...It is believed that....

It is generally believed that . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..

Agreement with the predicted curve is ------- --

It is clear that much additional work will be required before a

complete understanding..... Unfortunately, a quanti"- tative resultant theory ‘has not been formulated

to account for . . . . . . . . . . . .. Correct within an order of magnitude . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. It is clear . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. Although some detail has been lost in reproduction, it is clear from the orig- inal that . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. Thanks are due to Joe Glotz for assitance with the research and to John Doe for his valuable insight... It is obvious . . . . . . . . . . . . ..

The W-PH system was' chosen as especially suit- able to show the predict-

...either.

What it really means

...I haven't bothered to look up the original reference, but...

...Interesting to me. The experiment didfi't work of it.

The results on the others ...didn't make any sense.

...The best results are shown. lthink so. ...A couple of other guys

think so too.

---Excellent . . . . . ..Fair

Good . . . . . . . . . . ..Poor Satisfactory....Doubtful Fair . . . . . . . . . . ..Imaginary

...I don't understand it.

Nobody else understands it

...Wrong ...It is not clear.

The fellow in the next lab

...had some already made up.

Glotz did the work and Doe

...explained what it meant. ...Ithink that is the way it

should be, but I can't explain why.

It is impJSsible to tell

ed behaviour . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..from the original.

Presumably at longer times....

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THE SEX LIFE OE AN ELECTRON

One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro Farad decided to

get himself a cute coil so that he could discharge. He picked up Milli Amp and took her for a ride‘on

his mega cycle. They rode to the sine wave across the Wheatstone Bridge and through a magnetic field by a flowing current.

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her sOcket, connecting

them in series. He began

to short circuit hen shunt. Fully excited, Milli Amp. started to saturate.

With his exciter.oper- ating at maximum efficiency and her coil operating from his current flow, she soon got her shunt hot and re- leased some electrons. ,They fluxed all night and tried various connec- tions and sockets until his’ magnetic bar lost all its fluid strength and dis in-' tegrated into a soft iron_ core. Afterwards, Milli Amp tried self inductioh and damaged her solenoid. With his battery fully discharged Micro Farad was unable to excite her transformer 59 they ended up reversing polarity and blowing each other's fuses.

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