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. Jack the Canada Jay, was trying

WHO WAS SMART? The seeming bold may not be so, But governed by the things they know.

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Eiammy Jay's cousin, Whiskey

to pick up a bat" of soap from a stump ln front of Farmer Brown's sugar house in the Green Forest. Faivnei- Brown lilill jiist washed his hands in a hnsin on thnl, stump and was standing right‘ there drying his llunds on a towel The soap was knocked uti tho stump and fell right at his feet. \‘Vhlsky Jack hopped" clown and again tried to pick it up. lie paid no more attention to Farmer Brown than he did to thc stump Watching from a tree, gammy Jay was having trouble in hcliev- ing his 0W2 Pycs. lie iiiinkcd two or three times to snake sure he’ was seeing what he seemed to be seeing. "He's crazy, or stupid, or both." thought Sammy.

So in: Whisky Jack had only been trying to pick that soap up to carry away. It was too big. So

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nmy he decided to eat some o! it right there. It looked like fat. He‘ is very fond of fat, lie doesn't got it often. but when he tioes he feasts on it. That is why he some- times is called the "Grease Bird."| He got a mouthful and for the| first time really tasted this new kind qt fat.

He didn't like it He didn't like it at nil. 1f he could have made up a face I am sure he would have As it, was he ﬂew lip on the stump, and wiped his bill on the edge o!‘ it. He wiped first one side then the other. He looked up at Farmer

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ﬂew up in the tree whore his cousin samrny was. There he wiped and wiped his bill on handy irwlze. He was trying to wipe away a bad taste. Yea sir, that is just what he was doing.

“Serves you right. That was o. crazy thing, or a stupid thing, to do. That's the time you were too bold for your own goodl” declared Sammy. "I guess ytou don't know much about. those two-legged folks. They are not to be trusted It doesn't pay to he too bold. What ‘did that taste like?" he added. -

“Go down and try it. im- your- self." replied Whlslay Jack, and wiped his bill again.

"No thanks", laid his blue- eoated cousin with a toss ot his crested head. "I'm too smart to be so crazll! bold, or stupidly bold. as so do anything like that.

"You mean." said Whisky Jack with a sidelong glance at Sammy “that you are afraid to do what I did? You are not so smart as you think you are. One doesn't have to be smart to be afraid. But some- times one does have to be smart. to know when not to be afraid. I wasn't crazy. I wasn‘t stupid. I wasn't bold. There is no boldness in going where you know there is no danger. There was no danger for me there."

"No danger!" Much you know about it!’ heated Sammy Jay "You were lucky. if you ask me.‘

"I didn't ask you. and I wasn't lucky." retorted Whisky Jack. “I knew I was in no danger. I! I hadn't known I wouldn't have gone down one». What 1 didn't know I found out." -

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isn't good to eat. Anyway ! don't like it." replied Whisky Jack. Ont-e more he whiped his bill on a invig. He was trying to get rid o! a had taste.

"Still I say you were lucky, I guess that tn the deep woods you don't often see those two-legged folks. I see them every day. I'm not aft-aid oi’ them because I em smart enough to keep far enough frcm them not to be in danger. They are not to be trusted. I know than." declared Sammy Jay.

"Do you? Do you really think you do?" replied Whisky Jack. His eyes were fixed on Farmer Brown who had gone into the house and now was coming out

put it. down on the log against which the ax was leaning and

Jack flew down, perched on the an: handle, looked up at Farmer Brown then down at the log. He ﬂew down and picked up a small piece o1 meat.

“Who is smart?" he called to Sammy Jay, then pulled the meat to pieces and ate it right there while Fan-nei- Brown smilingly looked on.

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