The Adventures of Boxlor.

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Rise and shine, Boxlor. Time to rouse

yourself for another day of good times and fast living on the mean streets of funky town, Prince Edward Island.

Nothing like Eddie's Lunch for some crazy stupid charred cow carcass action.

Gee Boxlor, you don't look so good.. That's because you've been DOUBLE CROSSED!!! That's right, those burgers of yours were spiked with ARSENIC. By none other than the NEW YORK KNICKERBOCKERS!

By Mike Lecky and xjeffx

As Boxlor prepares to chow down on some "madd AB's" it dawns on him that he might require some more substantial sus- tenance to fuel him in his magnificent escapades.

Yes, in but a few short moments the arsenic will have spread throughout your blood stream, shutting down your vital organs, killing you in a painful, leisurely fashion.

Despite his irritation with the deplorable absence of a 1-pound burger option, Boxlor settles on two lesser half-pound Master Burgers.

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But where might one procure such hearty fare? Think Boxlor, think...

Success!

Dirty c**t knicks. You think you can f**k Boxlor in the a**? Nobody, but NOBODY f**ks Boxlor in the a**.