The UPEI SUN, mursdjy, Decarber 3, 1981, 9354

ANNO INCINQ «THE GREAT UPEI S!-_L_\!.E.B_E!.$_H ,CAPER”

lbcently, reports of killer Silverfish have come to the attention of the U.P.E.I. Student Union.. Hence forth and forth with, the Student Union ’ announces the "U.P.E.I. KILLER SEVERFISH HUNT ". The U.P.E.I. student who finds, kills, and delivers the most Silverfish to the..Student Union Business Manager,J.T. (Mickey) Place, (who will keep an aécurate count) will receive 40 .oz. of their favorite beverage plus a free pass to the Winter Carnival in January / "8] .

Enter now , Enter often. The deadline is Wednesday, December 9/8] . But, be careful , those suckers havevbeen known to kill (as well as eat scribblers) l1: 1: I 1

AUTHORIZED BY ' TERRY PALMER U.P.E.I.S.U. PRES. I HINT: Silverfish have known to frequent the library, if you don't believe me, just ask

' Merritt Crocrett ll!

PoliCy Post-Mortem Rumor Hath It...

That the Faculty Association ' have declared themselves Irrelevant

———-'I'hat coming soon to the WestIsle Ciinemas ' ("Attack of the Killer SilverFish." g

am That one policy group has cooked its goose and It may be stuffed with Wild Rice. ———-That A Drycleaner in Alberton recently declared mmptcy and its NOT Chinese —-—-——'I‘hat Golf —A—Tron has no balls. . . -'—---That Newf—gets fuelled up without a converter. . ~ ———-That Gerard Murphy's arm isn't long enough. ———-that Doug Or’ford finally gets to “satisfy his ' foot fetish (on the little fellas).

——-—that Blake C. isn't fussy about the beds he sleeps on-or the floors.

—-—-that a good name for a company into hand— knit sweaters would be wits—from-the-Isle.

——--that dave is a lettuce-head. ----Richard's rudder steers the boat

Deb,Kate and Les keep it afloat.

—-Whether 'tis nobler in the " mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous charcoal or to take arms against and try salting,

and fish. ———-Cafe Europa makes you puke in a foreign

lax-Iguage. _ -—-— that policy makes a strong case for a major

in drinking.

——-— that sophomore and junior business students switch their majors now 1!! ‘

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—-—— that new students take engineering because they can't handle policy. -

--—- there's going to be a big policy party at the Breakwater lounge (Hidden Harbour) on 'Wednesday, December 9th. Free entertairment ‘ free food, cheap women. Come :round 4:00, " even arties. ‘ .

—-- Andy C. is offering a'course next semester on how to do assignments, thoseinterested apply at the registrars office under course title Photocopy IOI.

-- that Marine 'BiolOgy sucks. . . even worse‘ than policy!!! 7 '

-— that the Bio boys beat the Varsity gals at their cwn game. -

-'—- that McInnis and Bradley whimps, but hell, everbody kncms' that! l i7 '

-- that Nancy M. , the token fermle, draws a mean logo.

-- that B.B. thinks he's NO. I because he done good in Ab's final. ‘

-- that the s.u. has it's annual Xmas bash this sat.

-- that even though the Pres. is in '10, he still knows what's on!

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