All My Role Models Were Horrible Fathers

Can you dig it?

Shit, man

I’ve been digging it

for years

After I hit six feet

I thought

“Hell, I can dig

this hole of mine for years” So I put my spade

to the ground

and fingers to the grind and came up with

all sorts of misdeeds Two feet in

is lechery,

at four we got

that sweet little lie

I told the brunette

at Ray’s party

What’s at eight is still a little fuzzy

from all the crazy stuff I was doing at six

but, man, what a time when I got to nine

The rest,

which I’ve eloquently decorated in shades of libertine, is just the abysmal drop for what I’ve yet to do Heck, looking up

is like looking back... and we all know

how sick

that can make you

—Christopher Gooding

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