"After being lured upstairs to The Cadre office, two beer wenches proceed to faint.

Actually, it doesn't really mean "socia- ble." People were just so drunk that "slon-shava" started to sound like "sociable," and the word changed. So we lead people to screaming "slon- shava" which had a number of varia- tions: slow-shovel, sun-sheeba, sloan- ciable, and so forth.

So the night wore on... and we had a pretty good time. There were a lot of disappointed faces on account of the no-cleavage, but I did my best with leaning forward and flaunting, batting

my eyelashes and smiling suggestively. I was disappointed myself somewhat at the men for not fondling me or pat- ting my bum once. Was I not cute, fel- las? Maybe these are more politically correct times and fear of being labelled a rapist and a pervert are fears more common among our men. Maybe men are becoming more gentleman like and less childish. Maybe I wasn't drunk enough. I'm not sure. But you can't tell me that I wasn't damn cute in that dress.

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