Sari; jinn-nitric.

TOchIr—h \II_\ Jam in, l. n r you done that truth I set yin?

Sally—Nu. that. I can t do it.

Teacher—event do it ‘. I am ashamed1 If you. \Vhy at your age I could do a 1y sum you let me.

Sully—I think. thir, I know a thum you can't tliiter out. _

Teacher—4h I \ "ell, Sallydct’s hear and we will see.

Sally—It ith thinthir: If one spplc esuthcd the ruin of the whole human rltlic. how many thuch \iill it take to make a barrel ofthwcct ihiu'er.=

Teacher—Miss Sully Jones, you may. turn to your parsing lesson.

In attempting to carve a foul one day. A gentleman found considerable didiculty in neperating its joints, and. exclaimed against the man who sold him an old hen for 3 young chicken.

“ My dear," said the enraged man's wife, “ don‘t talk so much about the afitil And respectable Mr. l$—-—; be planted the first hill of corn that was planted in our town."

“I knnw that." said the husband. "sad I believe this hen scratched it up."

" Did you attend church toulay P" said a planter to his slave. "Sartin, massa," was the reply. “ and what two mighty big stories that preacher did tell." “ \Vhat stories were they?" “ \\-'ell, he tell the people no man can serve two masters; now diss is the fuss story,kase you see I serve you, my ole massu. and also young massa John. Den the preacher says he will love do one and hate de oddcr, while dc dear knows I hate you bolf.”

A gentleman of African extraction, who used to display his grinning combi- nation of ivory and ebony about the streets of Indianapolis, was asked by a white gentleman :

“ How old are you, sum ?"

“ Twenty-five, msssa." was the reply ; “ but if you counts up (10 fun You seen, jest call me seventy-rive."

The following verbatim ct literatum was lately received by one of the under- takers of New York, from an afflicted widower: “Mr. (i'cnimery, my wife is dede, and wants to be buried. " Digg a grsiv for her, and she shall cum to be buried tomorrcr at wonner cloke; you noon war to digg it bi mi too uther wives; let it be dcap."

An absent-minded professor in going out of the gateway of his college ran against a cow. In the confusion of the moment he raised his hat and exclaimed: “I beg your pardon. madam." Soon after he stumbled against a. lady in the street; in sudden recollection of his former mishap, he called out: “ Is that you again, you brute?"

Mrs. I’artingotn wished to purchase a tooth brush. “ Do you use Brown's tooth brush ?' enquired the gentlemanly driiggist to whom she applied. “ No. air!" exclaimed the old lady indig- ,nantly, “I never use any body tooth- brush but my own! Brown's tooth- brush, indeed 1 How would Brown like to use mine, I should like to know."

7

Douglas Jerrold once said to an ar- ldent young gentleman who was anxious- to see himself in priirt : " Be advised by me, young man, don't take down the shutters before there is something into the window.”

An eccentric beggar thus laconically addressed u lady: “ Will you, madam. give me a. drink of water. for I am so hungry, I don't know where to stay to- night ?" \Vc doubt whether more mean- ing could be embodied in so few words.

A physician dislikes to meet a healthy rnggcd “nevi-r say die" looking sort of man, who evidently “ throws physio to the dogs," and would be right glad to toss the doctor after it.

“Do you see that fellow lounging there doing nothing 3'" said Owens to Jenkins. “ How does he live? by his wits i" “Oh no; he's a cannibal." “A cannibal!" “ Yes, a cannibal—410 lives on other people."

Never chew your words. Open the mouth and let the voice come out. A studentmrcc asked, “ (.‘nu virciiue forii- chudc, gratichude. or quicchudc, dwell with a man who is a stranger to recti- chude?" ’

“Paddy. where's the whisky I gave you to clean the windows with ?"

“ Och, muster, I just drank it; and I thought if I breathed on the glass it would be all tho some."

" Don't trouble yourself to stretch your mouth airy wider," said a dentist to a man who was extending his jaw fright- fully; “I intend to stand outside to draw your tooth."

A clergyman lately told his congrega. tion that they seemed to pay more atten- tion to the conversion of seven-thirties than of their fellow man.

Snnoka says the reason he does not get married is, that his house is not large enough to contain the consequences.

Whatis it that makes all women equally pretty?

Putting the candle out.

When Haddix's wife kicked him out of bed. says he, “ See hero, neow, uu'd better not do that again’ If you (fa, it

might cause a coolness "

Zimmerman says that all die who have lived, but all have not lived who die.

Many Government ofi‘icials are like some portage-stamps—they are poor sticks. '

What is better than presence of mind in s railroad scoidont? Absence of body.

w son, what would you do if your dsr {other was suddenly taken away from yap. Sbn.-'—SWcar and chew tobacco.

.Rusioh often makes a fool of I man of urine; 3 d it sometimes makes a man of

SI'NINIIC

ggi'iruliurzil. Toorllflch Land. A

IISIIlIC.I()I'R.\X\I.. 'I‘III‘RSI).\Y, JI'NE 27. I367.

, I'IIII SI RM IIIILHZ (ll IILR.‘ l’Ull \.\l.l'

at I”!

Lipuii'iau um}; "nu-n Mame! “Carriage racks-,3“:

' ‘II I: Nilm illii r u uh- s n. urn-rm ilu~ Nip. r- l round. "is nibAlllI \'l'II M Il< N 'l..\ and Mitch oh“ "my It" ItIIr-r'r-slril in rlu VllIdl‘t or HIV young rhar hr will shin-ll; haw - u lmml,

\Vo bum more luun once Cullml thn ,.,-\,,,,_,‘. VAR“ “N WAT”, 51.,”11. "burp",th.,.l,.,.,,.,[,,,,,y..yLllrimirllus.l

IiIIt'IiIlHII t'l unr union in tbv grvfli \‘\ll. “bu h is so common, til ulitmptrng Iu cultivate too murh land. by “ hivh tanner-

fuil to (‘lllllidll' any properly, and so last”

a great part of t"eir labor as \ull as of the prullls of farming. causes of this common rrror. undoubtedly. the desire of on ning a large numbL-r ufacres. This is the form which ambition takes in the mind ot's farmer. lle wishes to have as extensive lands as his neighbor. if not a litilc more. Sunn- huve stcurcd large farms in order that tlrsy may divide them among their L‘lill- tll‘i‘ll as they grow up. Sonn- farmers have an idea that it is much chi-upl r to raise crops on more land with less labor. as if the earth would bring forth spun- tancously or nearly so.

But whatever cuusc leads to the prac- tice of occupying a large extent ufgionnd without thoroughly cultivating it, the practice is a great mistake which might to in; corrected. It would be l-tl‘ int-12;? for the farmers generally, to divide up their farm:, sclliiir,r or renting a portion. and then to concentrate all their L'iit'l‘glvs of planning and laboring, and all their expense of manure and other outlays upon the remainder. The same amount of almost any crop can be more ca"lv and cheaply raised from one acre than is raised from two in the ordinary way of cultivation, making a saving in capital and expense and direct profits.

“'0 have never echoed the common cry that ten acres are enough for any farmer to cultivate; they do not begin to be enough for general farming; but the principle is undoubtedly true that it is far better to cultivate ten acres tho- roughly thun to scratch over and manure sparer ten times that amount. This is especially true with many crops which require careful tillage and thorough man— nring, the fruits of which depend far more upon the labor expended on them than upon the extent of ground which they cover.

These are old thoughts often before expressed, but we should be glad if they could be more deeply impressed upon the minds of those to whom they apply.— N. Y. Observer.

Thorough Cultivation.

The probability is that if the exact truth could be ascertained. we should find that quite one-sixth of the crop capacity of our cultivated fields everywhere, is un- nually thrown away in clods.

Some surly old cynic. a great many years. sueerly applied to us delvcrs in the dirt the ill-natured epithet of “clud-hop- pers." \Vell, the old vincgur-eruet, whoever he might have been, was not so wide of the truth after all. There are more clod-hoppcrs among farmers than gentlemen among cynics. A grentmany iarmers, intelligent on many points. make serious mistakes in preparing soils for

crops. Something beyond llt'l‘l) plough- ing and liberal nianuring is requisite to

produce the best results. Something in short of the extravagant range iii either, ought always to have better satis- faction. It is ploughing at the proper season when the lurid is in best condition, thus working its thorough pulverizution. Many u fertile acre, after ploughing and planting. curries through the season, locked up in sods from the size of a grape-shot to that of a tennis ball, more than. liberated in the spring by better disintegration, would have added one- sixth, often a fourth to the yield, and SiIVClI ll USCICSS CXPIIIIIIIIIIYU IIII‘ IIIIIIIIII'C to an equal amount. The mistake begins usually in ploughing land when it is too wet, thereby packing it like u pressed brick, so that a large per cent of its fertility is scaled up, requiring a wasteful supply ofaftcr-lubnr in countcr-ploughing liar-rowing. and rolling. in order to pul- verize it, and, after all, in too lrequcnt instances, the work can be but imperfect- ly accomplished, and there is so much of the soil absolutely thrown sway—[fr- change paper.

TRANSPLANTINO 'rnriss IN THE Nll’lll’i‘ —-A friend in whose powers of observa- tion we have confidence, informs us that last spring and summer he made the following experiments: Ila transplanted ten cherry trees while iii blossom. coin— mencing at four o'clock in the alternonn. and transplanted one each hour, until one in the morning. Those transplanted during daylight shed their blos. ms, pro- ducing little or no fruit, while those planted during the darker portions main- tained their condition fully. He did the same with ten dwarf pear trees. after the fruit was one-third grown. 'l'hosc trans- planted during the day, shed their frult ; those transplanted during the night, per- fccted their crop. and showed no injury from having been removed. With each of these trees he removed some earth with the roots.—- War/ring} Farmer.

A home, however tasteful us to house and lawn. is incomplete without a liberal allotment of ground for gardening pur- poses. Much of the domestic comfort of a family is derived from the products of the garden. Hence the importance of rendering it capable of producing the greatest variety of fruits and Vegetables. These prm'idcd for, a taste for the merely ornamental and the beautiful may well be indulged ns conducive alike to health and intellectual development.

'Propertv-For 83.1? IN KILDARE!

' III! Subscriber nfi'crs for side, the whole of his valuable property, situated lll liil- dnre, consisting of 210 acres of I/llill, roe of which Is cleared, III1tI the whole is free of rent The farm can he purchased with or withou the Stock on it. , This property will positlvely besold, so a bnrgnin may he hnd. For terms, #0.. apply lit the Journal osrce.

or to tho owner, CHARLES ADAMS. Klldm. Lot 3, June 9, INI;7.~4i

Job Printing of every description done with nestncu Ind despetch at the

urge, o I fool.

Jo UINAL onrcc. My;

'Iilit'l'i.‘ are neural ‘ One is.‘

all kinds "1' ‘

LUMBER;

i-iilislrlltig .-1'

‘Pine & Serum Bosnia. Deals. Scantling Links, Pailiagx, Shingles, Stndding &o &c. {63‘ Lumber mnstum‘ ' ‘rpI on hand. .I\\II‘ZS ;\I.l)\\'l-LLL. , _

Summer-side. I I . I l_v _ "PiiifiVEdwardjslfia Boot and Shoe Factory,

’ ‘lll’. Subwrilwr nunhl Iu-rchy inform his . numerous frir rule and customers that In- bas in mun-c ut' lri‘epul‘dllull, a wry superior

style of

LADIES‘ KID BOOT. sliiiuble fur the ruining ~l'.i.~lr|l. Also. Ladies' and (ii-ntlcrncn's \\'ezir, iii cvvry varicly, such as

| l l l

Ladies' and Kisses f lliilnmrul Rid IIUU'I‘S. Fungi-us! “OUTS. tlrain L'ulf l nn, s do, Sergi- do, do lluluiurnl do. Iuiimiiuii Lace do,, Ole . de. M. Gents and Boys' (Hilf'l‘ilp soled IIUU'I‘S, llirlrrmrnl ROOTS, do Mriglc do do, b'liooiing do,

urdcrs abroad should call and examine the large uiid varied stock of

Ladies‘ & Misses‘, Gents' & Boys' Boots 85 Shoes ! Specially munu/Izclul'ed jin' the Trade of 1’. IL'. Islam].

GEORGE NICOLL. ('lr'tnwri. South Side Queen's Square, March Tih, 1.11:7. if

King Square Warerooms,

AND

STEAM CABINET srropr

V VIII-I Subscriber begs to inform his numer- ous customers. bulb in Town and (‘nnntry that he has recently added to his Establish-

rucnt STEAM MACHINERY

oftlie best and on the most iiriprnved prim-i- ples, and that he is now prepared to execute

The Elizabethan Turning, PLAINING, TURNING, SAWING, & JIGGING, nfevi-ry description, from fourteen inches to uric-eighth in thickness. (which saws from

une-urul-irvlurlf inch to ilie i'oriy-cigrli ot‘uu inch in \vidih,) and, also a

M A 0 HI N E wrrir Eight Circular Saws,

Window Blinds and Venetian Blinds-

l'or both portable and sluliuinu'y splines.

(‘unslniilly on band a large supply of Materi- als ol'vvi-ry Ilcsi-ripliuii, for Di mg, Drawing and llwlr'onm lfiiiniliire. in “link “’alnnt. Mnlmgully. Rose null Suiiu \Vnod, llrrd eyed mid Curlcd Maple, Birch and other Woods.

1-:v ERY CLASS or FURNITURE,

made and extcutr-d in all tluI several branches ul‘ihe ('ubim-t .\I:rki guild l'phulstering llusi- ness, in the most su‘i intiul manner, and of the l.ll('>i sly lt's, on :is crisornrble terms as any similar Establishment in the I‘rovinees.

Undertaking, \vilh III-arses, de., in my part of ilie Island. All orders puiu-inully attended to, and satisfaction guaranteed. MARK BUTCHER.

(‘lurrlolli-(mvn, Murcli21, 1867.

Look Here. J II. Fl'l'CIl'S HOLDEN ()lN'l‘MEN’l‘ is u used for H complaints. that >kll|.llc.~‘li. bones and IIIIISt'IL‘S are lilit‘led with; with wonderful success. Try it . W. R. WATSON. General Agent for I’. Ii. Island.

Salli Salt Afloat! mus HAL'I‘.

:hulll Iurslu-ls Salt in bblk. Ifor Sale, to arrive, by

(‘.\IIVICI.I. IIRO'I'IIERS. Cb‘town, Auril ll, lb‘li'i'.

Don’t Rush!

The Subscriber wants to employ Four: (loud .Iouuxnvnnx fumes.

r-nnstunt employment guaranteed. Apply at once to

A. leS\\'EEN, Sumrnerside. January 17, Irtb7.

Administration Notice.

XL]. persons irulebtcdtn the Estate of GE”. M. Wumirr. bite of Dunk River Mills, l‘lsq. li'('l.‘.’lfil'(l. are hereby required in lllilkl' Iltllllt't rte payment to tho Subscriber: iuul those persons who have legal demirrnlsngitinsl the rurid Estate, are requested to furnish their accounts. dilly attested for settlement, with- in tIireo months from the date hereof. IIIi'l'SI’ MARIA WRIGII’I‘, Administralrix. Dunk llivcr Mills. Lot 20', March 2]. INIiT.

Administration Notice. LI. per.~ us indebted tuthu ESTATE 01' S'l‘lil'lllir' W. HALL, lulu of Richmond. Lat 11!, deceased, urn rm nested lo make immediate payment; emf those having legal drnumdn against the said 'lbliltt‘, urn required to lurnish the same duly attested to the undersigned lor settle—

Inent. JAMES HALL, Administrator. Richmond, Lot If), Dec. 20. 18150.

, . hxccutor’s Notice, LI. orsnnn hnvlng any legal demands . against the estate oftlio bite Mrs. [KAI-5 [IA/1A McINTUS/I, of Lot 14. deceased, are hereby required to render the same to thr- Subsr-riber, At his office, duly attested, wlthin twelve CA I. END/lit MONT/IS fromtbls date, and all persons indebted to nab! Estate are required to make immediate payment.

JA MES CA .‘i I'll l-I LL, Executor.

Grain Leather do, Kin-c do, lleavy~ Congress do, Kip do, Light do do, Brogmrs & Shoes, rte. Ste. &c. \thlesille Dealers before sending their _

Irimr rhr I-mr mum-rim. mmmnme from 2:. In UNI \X'Iunws run-ll. Ath other hubluiih, N'huul Ilequisitu. . I.I\'ilh|‘ will and e? ammo for )nilrsi'lti'u at Illi‘ bunsr ui brrmni.) leur u. M In: in unilrur- i-i-d in n-ll. IIIIIUI Ii .IIIl IIIBALI). Sumnursbhu .‘luy '.‘. INS.

On Consignment. Illllls Ilenvy llirrbmluvs

MOLASSES. For sale by IIIC V \RIIN IiihiIClIS.

Allwrlon, .Inn :Il. isu,‘

NOTICE I

’l‘llli Subscriber otli-rs fur sale. on Irinirsual 'l'ernis. the i'nlluvving :irlii lrs \ IL :— l’urirbvum I‘rinic Molasses, t'lrcrls and half Kiln-pl: Tea,

Ilivls grumrlnlril Sugar. llu. and lu'i.Y 'l‘oiruuu

l’uinl Uil, Soup, Mort ' Ludics w livuts lit-It d. Rubber Roots and Shoes. ioo dim. ii....,. Skins. Dry and l’ickled L'odllsll (ind Ling. Island and Labrador I rring. dc. ' . liliAllls'l‘O. Sruirirrorside, Jrlii. L‘I, In 7. Flour, Tea, Molasses, Gin, Rum, 8w. 7 ‘II II SUBSCRIBER IIAS IN AND FOR SALI‘F— ll IIIrds. Bright I'orlo Rico SUGAR: 251’uns. Bright Retailing MULASSI‘JI‘; h’tJ l‘un. Dvmeruru ltl'M, (p: ~ to colored; li‘u) Chests Snpcrinrl.‘ongon ’l‘l-ZA ; 25 llIuIs. Ilollnnd (IIN; film llbls . Superior I-lerii FLOUR; so ltnxes Liverpool 50A I’; lit) llirrulli-s White ('olton “'AIII’; ' llluls. illlll Qtr. ('risks l’ule BRANDY; llluIs. Port and Sherry WIN . (“YEN (IONNOLLY.

Charlottetown 21st Feb., lstii‘. [march 7

STORE

__ _ .c. . leery Ill-i Subscriber is prepared to furnish UARRIAUES iind HORSES at all hours.

THOMAS CAIRNS.

Sunirnerside. June 13, lhliT.

Renewals ! 12 I’ll-ICES Room l’AI’lZRlXG, 9

good patterns. For sale cheap by

R. A. STRONG & BROR. Snmmerside, May '.I, 1367.

t i

Ilcud ofuucen Street. i‘ ll .\ R i. o 'l‘ ‘l‘ i: 'l‘ o w x .

‘IIIC Sulorrih r~ Iii-v.1 I. :u 1‘ to ncqiiaint IIH“

pnblin- Ilrnt. Inning entered ruin a t'u-fi

I'Mr‘lh‘l‘hlil'i. llu _\’ are pn-l-ured lo rxwute nII orders in ilu-

CARRIAGE, SLEIGH,

Uli Blacksmith Business , and Inning r-iu-h had i-urrniderublo experience, they are :ille in turn out it Fillhl‘ l'LASS Carriage or Sleigh. Ill-pairing nf nil kinds, mgr-rim u-iih all

will. r uurk up...“ .Iuin; In their line of busi- ru ss. will be :rllr-mlml In. Send in your orders iuirirediulely I’IIUL‘ll ik' McCOCUIIEY. Queen Street, t‘lrui'luiivluun. Jim. W. INIIT. ly

lllnl.

arm.“ for Snnnncrsido, Saint

kRLES YOUNG, agent.

011

At Reasonable Rates of Prem Charlottetown. November 21,1365.

HAVING A LARGE PAID UP C4‘XI’1TAIJ, Accepts All Classes of Risks,

&e.

FIRE AND LIFE INSURANCE CORIPANY,

THE LONDON & LANCA SHIRE Reference can be made to Mr. Jossi'n Br

leanor", &I

kl WALK RIGHT IN ! l I "E subscriber takes pleasure in informing the people nl'Albcrron and vicinity that he has opened a new 'l'.\ll.()RlN(i ES'I‘A ll- LIHIlIlIl'IN’l‘ A'l‘ ALIIICR'I‘UN CROSS where he will :illi-nd wilb punctuality and di s- putcb to iillordcrs that he mny llt' favored with. SA'I'ISFAU'I‘ION l‘lNh‘UREI). WILLIAM COLLINS. Albrctun. Nov. as. was.

SAWS, SAWS! ! SAWS! ! !

SAWS of the best quality, and at the follow- ing )ilhll prices, always on hand at. the manufacture oftlic subscribers :— CIRCULARS.

Iernrzri-zn. 84 in. SIN null 151! in. SI.”- each :31: in. 22 in. in in. viiclr ll in. oil eneh

IMAMETER. 36 in. $20 each 3'.‘ in. $16 cal-h 28 in. €12.61! each ‘.‘I in. as.) ciu'li 20 in. 7 i‘ill'li lli in. .55 each 1‘: in. so curb. Mill ha :3 feet. 8.”: Cilt‘ll; Ruck Saws 2:5 in. $7 per dozen, set and sharper]. All orders left at the Book Store of Mr Joseph Ilrrtrurn, Sliinnr -' i I -, or forwarded direct, will receive llllllll'ill e irtlcnlion. A RICHARDSON it Cu. ll. April 11, INII. y ___. .v.._v. V.-. 1...:— w - I Labrador Herring . I'S'l‘ Rl-It‘IiIYl-Il) per Schr. 5w. Bin], I frumllxiJi-‘ax,

100 Bbls. Labrador Herring. l'rice 30s per Barrel ('AHII. .I.\.\l 25‘ L. HOLMAN. British & American llonse

St. John, N

. 18m;

Symonds’ Patent

, .

Burner 8t Peta. eum Fluid!

and Circular Wick. Be 1:, safest, cheapest. .vo mom; 1.1.1111 lt‘.\'1’1.()sl()i\'s .1 .vu .1101:lemmn'clv (1111.11A'1; rs .1 1 NO iIIUIi‘I'} SMUA’Y Jirlilll‘b' .’ .'/ r151: r wry/.1; Ulml: 2': 2 i

For sale by

Nov -

JAMES L. HOLMAN. Suninicrside. (M. is. i. ‘

it. NEW PUBLICKT‘Iofi‘i An Historical Romance ofllie Britiin Provinces, cnlillnd

“Twice Taken,”

IIY CHARLES \V. IIALL.

I'hblislrcd by Lu: & Srrrzr-nxrm, Boston. For sale at IIER’I'RAM’S IIUURS'I‘ORIC.

Slimnwrsi rut!”

WESLEYAN BAZAAR l 7 IIIG Ladies of the “'cslr-ynn ('orrgregalinn

ut Mxruu'ru, intend holding (I). V.) a BAZAAR of fancy and “it'll” nrlicles, in JULY next, the object of \\’Illl'll is to pnrA ('IIIIM‘ it suitable Mrssms House. The undersigned Indira will be happy to receive contributions for that purpose from any who may feel disposed to did.