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- ' ‘Ios lsalinie. - 1' Inventor sf ‘Ioyl-“Ah. I've only had one tailnre in sll my career!" l-"riead—"What was the matter with tl-at, then?" “it was too realistic. it was n toy tramp. and it wnuitlift

- . c414 . he little girl, "I'm going to be s great hi; bells Gonna."

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knew a sight niore'n l did/i m“ tug '

l ... """" old farmer; “at twenty-divs they kliew- ‘ ' as iunoii as their dad; at thirty they'd I ‘v _ Tsrse. . ask my atlvire now and again; but nniy’ x '_"‘l3'_ llllll l -"'""‘ "U"? ' , ' the eldest oi them's forty and. they ido » llhlllllpl-sllllill- lie thinking that the old man knows ,

I "tlllillff-lvlllll “"9"? 7°“ ll°llll l" ill" u tiilng or tivo worth ltiioivlug."

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. ' l * Judge tto DﬂlPPIKF-Jrﬂﬁkililltll up.

' liphrilsssvss Qaestlea. .

Do you like lemon plot-Adv“ Does a c909". have tint teeth-But-

“l suppose. licnry." sairl the old gentleman to his new sou-iu-inw, "that you are aware the cheque tor $101100 l t ' l A Southern negro minister Wllthwﬂl ,,,.§"',,,e‘.'§‘,’§"ﬁ-,’Zﬁclffml n‘ “ream”

given to the use of big words illlil uoh‘ w!‘ “H. rgsponded u“, cheep

. - lit-atoll iiiscoursefwiis waited iip- t l u .. . . _ f‘ Jgg n“. ‘"mll_ . u eiiry. And the effect “llS cxtel a0 9 _ r > - “ll l“ ‘he °lllll"‘ll clllllllllll" llllll mlll lent. The iinuk rushed it this mura- A ~ ls ﬁ‘ that his style oi preaching was not mg without n wnrdnr v ‘l9’- l" ll" all that could be desired.

"How did you lose your tooth. John. .1, 1 l l. m, um] spumn... |n_ v uy7".slle6_thl.»gi::al:bor. according to qlnreznnw ‘?“:“'"_ hI-‘nll aelter. l would so love that "ll 9min‘? l ll‘ '9'" °ll l‘ “Y ,0‘ ti nrgii.’ and sputtify." ,_ e ‘, lollipop," returnedthe snotorist’s buy, rpunfﬁarg a 032mb" yo‘ the commw int-nut afford to buy it (or you, with a hroad»grln.—i!oston Transcript. m,’ “bu. yo. dun.‘ show wlwrems- dear.

______ “it you could you would. ivouidift . - . i '- sil‘ lll‘ ‘Pub.’ A iinriinei-is man was invited to spend ltlgynualllggzlenrt o Tlll‘ ﬁllldlnllalng‘ "Rb°"'"l"°"“"'"l' u duy nhooting. Whatever his powers n01]: why?” ' ll"llllll"'_s1l M” kw“ ' and xihilitles in nuance. his giiu work n“ ‘In-t ‘cod enough h“. yo.“ d“, Tl" 9"?’ "- m5 ° mlmey “l” ivns. not rcuiarkahle for its accuracy. u... Pﬂllll-e "M "W." "llllk °t ‘lmllg My‘ lo the great disgust 0t the gsinokepei-r Jon you dummy, ll"! ‘lul-nenlnd Shaw‘ in attendance. whose tip was generally ‘ . i-ei: lluteti iiy the size of tho ‘Jag. - TWTRUI W 5” lllulll- "Pear mo!" said the spnrthiann. at The mnh" l“ u lmbm ‘chum w"

trying to demonstrate a simple experi- meat in the generation of steniu.

"What have l in my hand?" she asked.

Neighbors say the reason they doubt 1....“ on". 1,1,.“ “m; qxceptlailsliliy iue educational value of the movies IrLHHmB m, up, wag this year." . ihatyilttlllﬁilll-lbtoilt-Dhns bsenratteml-I -is'ot at all. sic." said the" guine~

‘ an: regularly for rws- '— llllwuukwuohphr. "Youﬁo rhotat the iliillld- tdiil ._ .. ‘lmmln’ i - - "llmlll ‘l “h1g1 umes‘ ‘E.’ mndwm‘ “llerlyntrzlelhlscrhteieciiilieariurirlgate or' . you n \‘l\'. . s . _ hlammme alum“... '5 °°.._.,1(“"_ _"l=‘oi!o g vim-about!" honseusll! s|nun|mtv_-- I llﬁiP-l "Iv lli-"lll- d°3¥°il lino" l‘ ll-l‘ "olllll h“ d° ‘bun, "llixsctiy. Now. can any little boy or irhaLPm going to call my new bike‘! _ >"“')‘"- fll- l ‘l“““°- ll“ “"53",? girl tell me how, with this can. it is -. “THE PLAy-s THE 114mg" Frank-No. less es nngihg around for Ml e.y. Nun,“ m “neat; g surprising - - ' ' . o mg" 13k thin g mﬂlr gerioull —--— " Gelt Instructor (10 Pull") - Y‘ n ll y‘ Jscl-sﬂtciimlillilrél- amount of speed and power almost . ma" ma" . "new ' rs k-Tllli’! I llllﬂl-l‘ "In" 7°? l. l-lll" l" l l"'l°l- beyond control." Ve seem he think I°Wf l3 "lQlhMQ a _Tha B ‘under - m... isn't, ltl llnitlY- lady. llwi l" "l" One little boy rsisedhis hand. - y ' _ ]||Qh_NQ[-|[ nu. nun-n‘; you ever Eyes or sparkling brilliant-y. r “you m" "us", ﬁner," teard of. circumstances over which alfheeka or luscious peachbiooai hue, or“, i; to a Mg». “no c I u Ev“ c. fallow has no control? Sol! as Pllusies touched with dew; it was in the -West. A continental Ab. t mlilllselld ';mteu: in) ""_ _. _..,..'_.- Lips a carmine Capt." how. u“ “Qum- w" manning u W“ immigrant, who had just blen msr- "Milli," L, the“ l. - couecwr n _ ‘my; ohm‘ Teeth of perfect pearls a row. "up mum.‘ one d" when Iowa,“ ried._ asked the person what was the ma do", Du "u n“ Mm i wuoun" But. we.- uoties that even. the .girls Lilly. "I". "l" Fllllllllll“ “l7- ln the audience made a very personal "- u . ~ l, i se"-ut_uye.' st“ b" h. dun-g be. who are wrest that bobbed hair is 550°! I Ilﬂlll °l ll” “l7 ‘"7" remark concerning. lilrs. Asquith. "w?"- w" ‘he "PlY- n": l" ll‘° m" me]. Abmmmhlded y,o;"|m-_ here ta stay. "ll "In: ti‘; influx-lg“; lhlzefgkﬂnfzll" “WLho Iliil that?" demanded the gvzzltlhlﬁi "It'll" W“ "ll" l “van I ‘um 1 Wm h“, h, m, m; and‘ h e than aw-sy a e urean‘ - v - apes er. angrily. - || Mm m “|g_"_(j°1°|-uqo Do m), to‘ Io R9 rel. . . - man n th rear u . - . - ’ n l '__ ____ ' This my poetastric lay. l“ h, 5 in“ writ?“ Kﬁﬂnﬁifjd Frhe parson took it. glanced at the A cit! Younl Wllmllll We'll 0'" i° » As l watch you standing there .. . bride room "m hangar; b"; gen teach s country school. The class in kluulu-u’. Mun‘ blterve‘ our hhlr “NW rim’ nhouted’ n w" Mm w‘ t 8 h ' arithmetic was before her. She said: ‘m’ Blul-Twhh“ '"' 1°“ lm” ‘liunrdxfillills’ gr ill! it... ' "‘%..Z°°Jsl§"5.§'." ltotlllreiili-evhtndllinu h "n . c In”. I ‘WW’ "hmmm u “m” m t“ llild Ill r ' ' ll l 0° c ae si o! a wall and one Miss Rhine-n... is his way of {Bile- trlm‘? thrililnI ‘slrllblrlhie r... m. Asquith and ‘he had to Join in 11... m... m... u, a “an...” m, ﬁlial‘. “£01 hovfﬂm, “m, w“, b, putting it.’ l never happened to meet llllllllnKYllllﬂ “all? f“ ' the general roar ot ghter. nl. a small town in the south. and the pm?" a IIIII Yltﬂtﬂl éllﬂllkil 10f ill Mflﬂlt N,“ l e c I u” n“ t‘ be hood of a gentleman of color protrude The“ up piped a little tow-headed him to proposeN-Boston Transcript. ‘l ll!" “ll m7 m‘ “n” The well known musical hail mng- ml from a car window. Seated by liis Mung" 0g u fufmef; lklllllle" lllmlwll °"m“y‘ nste. llr. Charles Gulliver. is fond of side "ould bu eten s brown skinned “m; shot-pinches; nu sheep." “HP c358!!!“ Tunolm" Pin‘ Talic my Mt. l0" "ll l “ll” ~ 21:22:28niigltila;tdlirllh)gvzrlr?llghlrstdtl mlllllss vii’ know n cullud p-isson by mgghgzliizcﬁifll,"lﬁgcgnzoazf. Y; (B! Dsmlnisn News Service-l Mm“ ‘NW1d?’ and Trlhmm at one of his theatres. ds name of Jim Brown wi-ni: iﬁves sheep on one m], of the wgﬂ and one Loupoﬂ, In"; 1ﬂ.-l’)uﬂ|1g,. hurri- “l "7 °l' The menibe of the orchestra were here?" he asked of a station lounge". lheep jumped oven nine use‘; would cans a rsw days ago the three-muted h n‘ m ‘n hsvlus s discussion on speed. __ "Aln' nevsh heerd of no Jim Brown be ML no“ yo“ w, mun» schooner Ovsabrg. lying aground stl -\l "'5 ill"? "m" e "l"? “l?” r’ "I'm the fastest insn in the world. hcsh. an‘ ah lived in this town to’ ten --No_ nm no!» 993mm the child. Saitburn. was lifted by the wind and '1'" I'l='"‘llll°°'l llllll ll “n? ll ‘if’ ° aaiii the drummer. who had been qaiet- yeahs." n“ one new Jumped m" a“ m; waves. and llrivllll illflllllll "l! mllllllﬂ l"“l "lllﬁl l“ "l" l“ “(KS Si‘? ly listening to the others. ’ “ls yo’ right suah dey sin’ nevali other, “mum ‘um.’ o." an“, My ui’ the pier. wlllllllll lllnl"! lllrlllml" "m a“; Ila‘ "llow du you make that out?’ they been no Jim Brown arouu’ heah?" “the, keep, “any Succeeding waves drove the vessel B" llllllil! "l"! "ll l’ I "l! {ll l° h d "m? inquired. I "Positutely/f The“, seeing the punied look in 1h! an a battering ram essiast the iron had loin“! tall all ills 0w s a s- n-rhm, m“ ﬂow... m. he mm ‘ “Den. nnnoumd, m. am,“ ramp ‘uchw. ma’ the "we towqmd er pillars. section alter section ofthe ill" all-year“; b 1.. he "50 "l?! I87." Olllw "l9 IBM!- “ ing tor a suitcase. "dis is whsh his phtned upgloggﬂcglly; "You know crumbling stter each crash. ln less i lilllll will‘ i° ° 9°""ll"' "\Vell,‘ went on the drummer, i new QQn-lﬂ-lﬂw’ Kltg ha," mulhemnm. but I now “any

m" pp . hour the wrecked schooner added. “but l had my suspicions all t0 b"; "meg- . "not", “nun, ‘ ‘u; M 70 "n11 who stole dem chickens. it the .nsn

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“hi; gm] pzhody was injured. shnll know if dose suspicions are right ’

Frallleats min the vler and the m‘ Ml" HE. O - n "g i m; bench Everyone present contributed. ‘J N xfaknganmﬁ: a ‘on. “Now. breddern." announced the min- QEQK qqQra

H ' inners spoilt J|GG 5| llsny holiday-makers gathered st the later. l don't Want 3'0"!’ ll ~~-~- --~ -- m" -* "s": '.’.’..."‘Z.'.‘.‘1F.'"i...‘l“°§f.“£.§..'t?.i‘1"if.“'§2 a?‘ ‘n. uh...’ vow". n. o night. Dst bradder don't exist. Ill! it"is estimated that the damage to friends: he was l illflillﬁ i0? "l? a.» pier enhanc- to $100,000. narrow of "Mm-

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Oslwasser: “Thea I'm sure you will he interested in this set of thirtyalgiit volumes i am seillngr is’ will help you to while IWIY many Q lqmly Iibuf,” —Lomion Opinion.

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