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Well, here _ we are again. Let's hope we go through the summer without pet- ting slapped or caught. ;

Mosquito (to fly):

Tramp: Got ‘nether of them qooo square meals llke I pot the other day, lady?

Lady Of The House: No: I've decided a square meal doesn't tit s man who's Fround all the time like you are. '

"You know a woman who has been lit every nlpheoi her m; for years without Ill effect? Tell It to the marines!“ ‘ ‘ .

"Lots.of marines know it!‘ gmggg

"Who ls she then?" . _ '

“The Goddess of Liberty in 'New' York harbor." ‘

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> New~Yark lu peace with nothing in

- that" we could just meet Connie and .-get~ofl somewhere by Ourselves to tell

' time, you know. I'll have to tell he!‘

_, sure than. he knew‘ of it. But his care-

_ take.

~ him she loved bin} Brew until he foli-

. thsend of their, journey. Chance . brought them alone On deck toBQiW-‘l’

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Three‘ dsysvrcmaincd for Jerry.

irked ind 50-30 to enjoy the hos- lpltallty of the Brazilian city, Under] 0f B poem recently submitted to a , _ 1 Mrs. Carstalrs’ guidance and with tile fwfill-KHOWP “WNW fidllflh The ist-

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help of sn efllclent Portuguese-Eng-l ilsh secretary they managed to an-

iswu most. of their mall, and, to lC-.$te3_d_°l comm: fknowledge such gifts as tlleyfilecldezl! I ' . lit would be dlscourteous to refuse; THE ftllnfl til-fill!“ 0f 89551118 Wet '

fMany thing's were given to charitable! Ls nvcll-knolvn, but the cat's antipa- ilnstitutibns, some were returned, but} thy to water is counterbalanced by ‘even 'witli this So-so found that it:

‘took, three trunks to hold what Fredi called their "plunder." I Fred and‘ Jerry oversaw the dis-’ manning of the Gollen bin, which was to be carried back in the hold

back to New York. The last oignt they spent intimately with the Car- stairs only a few guests being hlvitell iodine‘ talk lasting until midnight.

So-so bode her hostess an sdec- tlonato good-night and promised s return vlslt at some future date. Morning found ‘them boarding the southern Cross lo the shriek of, sirens, showers of confetti, loads of flowers, and some tears from those who ‘nod grown 10nd of So-so and her companions in their brief stay.

“I can hardly realize that we arc going back.“ she said to Jerry, as they leaned over the side of the ship to wavetheir last farewells.

“It's been a great trip." he said "1 wish ‘the arrival in New ‘York were overnWe won't get it so badly as some-others have blazed the trail grid I suppose the time will come when a mere aviator can land in

the paper about him at all." 50-50 sighed. “I suppose so. I wlsn

her all about it. You've wrlttenhcr haven't you Jerry?" “Twice, but. I didn't have much

the main part of my story.”

"I wrote her two long letters and I promised her that gorgeous Spanish shawl. I almost wish I hadn't."

"You're something of an Indian giver, I'm afraid, So-so."

So-so flushed. Jerry had never alluded to the breaking of her en- gagement to Fred. she was not even

lea; remark hurt. He sensed his nu-

_ “ym sorry, So-so Didn't. mean a thing. my careless tongue."

"lAnd I didn't mean I wanted to keep tho shawl. Connie deserves every lovely thing she can have out. of this trip. I'm a pig." ‘

After the first. curiosity of their fel- low passangers was satisfied the three found the Journey home very pleas- ant and restful. There were long hours on the sunny decks, bridge pal-- ties in the lounge, dancing after din- ner in the evenings, and moonlight strolls on the decks. So-smhad pleniy of attention and to her relief 11819-1181‘ Fred nor Jerry particularly sought to be alone with her. In fact, it seemed asthough Jerry were svoldlng her.

no rather cums attitude loch re- lieved" and hurt-her. The old teaslns Jerry was gone and she was not sure that she liked this rather grave, new Jerry that had taken his place. Jerry llln-lself was, having s. bad time. He felt under heavy obligations to Con- stances father. He was not sure that

Constance meant it when she said she did not want to marry him. He had cabled her to say and do noth- ing further until they could talk t0- gether, and he felt bound to her un- tll s fsce-to-fsm talk could resolve his last doubt.

"If she was only making s msg-

suimous gesture toward ,So-so and really want-s me t0 ml"? her, I'll i0

through with it." 'he told hllnscli. "i .cyn't let COnriMJMWIl-bllt, oh. how I wish I might go to so-so now."

He did not dare slwnd my NM slum with Bo-so. The longing to tell her he loved her, to hur lwr W11

he- could not restrain himself until

the lsst night of the the voylli-

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can't‘! warn! atfborr or s-rosms ABOUT rAuovs rfrsoru

\ h. _ . V“- W —-"-, Thick! Rich! w. ORTON —-——— '-—-" Tswsom Strong! _

' “WHY DoVI Live?" wss the title ! ter replied:

"Because you sent it by “mail io-_; round with it." f l

its passion for a meal of fish, to; gratify which it is prepared to brave almost anything-even water. A not- able example sworn to by E. G. Bou- , longer. Director of the London Zoo (in "Animal Mysteries") ls that of a big black "Toni" that accompan- _ led a fisherman at Bf08d$i8lXS—~& i seaside resort on the Kentish coast. ’ Bllthllle location of Dickens‘ “Bleak . House." O THIS cat would leap inw the sea and capture such swiftly swimming fish as bass and ‘mackerel, and clinlb aboard with his catch—often i as iaige as himself, lashlngiwildly I between his Jaws. Next, please! '

s O O

BENJAMIN GUINNESS the Stout person-was a man of real public muniflcenoz. He it was who restored St. Patrick's Cathedral, l

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They had run into rough, cold i weather and most of the passengers had gone to bed early. So-so unabie to sleep addicting; a storm, had put on a warnrwrap apd gone to the upper deck to watch the wavesdash up against the side ‘of the ship, and‘ to listen to the roar of the wind as i: tossed the storm clouds about.

Nor could Jerry sleep. After wan- deringmoodlly about his cabin and gazing at Fred's peaceful slumber with envy,~he put on a slicker and went up to pace the deck. He did not see the lonely figure standing st the rail in the shadow of s tall Ilagmul A lurch o! the ship threw him against her and he put out a hand to still her startled cry.

"Jerry," she recognized him and there could be no mistake the wel- come in her voice. _

“Watching the storm, ‘Sq-so?" he asked, standing sway from her and cursing the circumstances that bound him.

“Yes. I love it. I tmust be my Vik-

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ing~ blood—I'd like to ride a storm '

‘cloud-and I-love the wind-J’

-They were silent, each searching for an excuse to go below. They turned together and once more a lurch of the ship threw So-so against Jerry. This time he caught her to save her from falling and somehow he could not let her go.

His-arms were fast about her, his lips were against her hair, she was vllnslns to him, all the long-denied love and pent-up emotion of years in her embrace. I-Ie kissed her, "gift of the storm," he called her, letting the force of his passion have its way.

T1191! lllddeflly it was over. She wrenohed herself free. ‘

"Connie? she cried.

Jerry stood with lax arms. "Yes Connie," ho said bltterly_

“Good-night, Jerry." she tin-nod from him.

"Wait. So-rso-tell me, if Connie Vifllmtlllly Elves mu any freedom will You- msrry me "

. "Ask me then, Jerry." She was s Bhtlimke “sure now, vanishing in the wind across the storm-swept reeks,

Jerry laid his bead 0n hi3 arms szalnst the deck rail. Connie loved success. she l-lsd hebled nil-n plan m; flight of the Golden Girl that she might have a famous, successful msn fora husband. Connie cared nothing for love, had scoffed at it and had said it didn't, ‘last. I-le lemczrlbe ed her words the dsy he asked he; u; marry him: "Love-ll doesn't, m; Jerry."

Not last‘! This feeling he had for So-so? He knew that there was no end to this longing he felt for her~_ l- 101181118 that might never be as. suaged.

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lDublin, when it was practically iall- i ling into ruin, an act which mlsht ilfcfll m! 9W! W8" bulimi-

hsve been spaNd the 165B which

Flvere levelled at tile idea of the res- i

loration of a cathedral with money obtained m the drink trade.

O O O MANY of the jibes were ill-nat- ed, but it. must beadmltted that

jllley were not VrlillOtlfi wit.

"I remember one," lemlnlsccs J.

G. Swift MacNelll, witty Irish states- ,

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man (in “What I-lavc Seen. and Hear"), “to the effect’ that thg neacher at the opening service after

propriety ‘lo ioke the text of his sermon from the "I'lc-b:c\vs."‘ O O O

SPEAKING of brewers reminds me i of the epitaph on the tombstone of, ‘one of the most noted of them. It is ‘ quoted by w. u. Bcablc m "Epltaphs. .

Graveyard Humor mid Eltlngy." Herc A’ a Hex-c 112s poor Buzxozi

Ile was both hale and stout Death laid him on ills bitter bier

Now in another world he hopsI .

about.

'Nuf'f to drive abody to-orink. O

O O

IT WAS supposed, quently print-ed, that John Hay, hav- ing become a highbrow, was asham- ed of his youthfublndlscretions, “Jim Bludso." and “Little Breeches." and. disliked to be reminded of them. The fact was. confides Charles Willis Thompson (in “Presidents . I've thatthe first. thing you saw. as you entered Hays house in‘ Washington, was a great oil paint- ing covering mmt of the entrance wall, of Jim _Bludso "holding her rlozzlel agin the bank till the last galootis ashore."

BEING in a hurry one day, George Bernard Shaw-who usually rides on lop o! s ‘bus-hailed a taxi and at the Journey's end was taken aback when the driver refused to accept the farc saying that. the pleasure of driving such a man was sufficient payment, He explained that he him- self was dabbling with a play and that not only had he read "Back to Mcthuselah"—whlch was then run- ning-but that he and his wife had seen l: played five times.

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HAVING regained his composure. Shaw and the taxi-driver began to discuss books and plays.

“There was no patronage, no con- descension," said the taxlman. "He didn't attempt to press his fare upon me again, but just talked to me as one artist to another.“

O O O

A VERY GOOD illustration of the gulf between a Journalist and a re- porter ls the contrast between Sam- uel Pepsy and John Evelyn, the fa- mous Seventcnth century diarlsts. Edmund Gosse. noted critic, once re- marked that the difference betwce l them was revealed in their accounts of the Great I'll-e of London. Evelyn camegln alter the fire and wrote about it, while Pepys went out in the middle of it and described how it looked from hour to hour.

. O

NOT every one knows lhat H.

steal weakness. Son of a small tradesman (who was also a noted cricketer), H. (I. was to follow in the paternal footsteps, and to this end was apprenticed lo s hosler at Folkestone, Kent.

"If it had not been for the fact that my health islled," he has de- clared. “probably I should now be the proprietor of a llttlo business over the door of which would be in- scribed: ‘HERBERT G. WELLS. CASH DRAPER)" ’

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BY Till; WAY, has the identity o! "A Gentleman with A Duster" ever been cleared up? I ask because of the appearance of s new novel-"Ihe Lsslett Affair" -- by him. He first heard of under that rlom do plume when "The Mirrors of Down- ing Btrcst" shone out during the early days of the war. Many thoughts then they saw reflected in the Mir- rors the form and stylb of Harold Begbte. biographer of General Wil- liam Booth of the Qalvatlon Army. I was one. I still think so.

I RAN across this gem the other day: ~~ _ l-is wed his typlst. and perforce I-le rlls ftp-silly clown, l-Is still dictates w ‘her, of C0\ll‘le— And still she "takes him down)’. mthor unknown. O O O ROLLING dawn the coast of Ms:- ioo; underway for Vera Onls to Join

Captain» lnow Colonel) Jrederic ll.-

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Wino! than. s. shrines, wsssit- ling in ills cabin shosrd the Navy transport "Hancock" onedaywbsn himssrvsnt, out" Orleans MIN Milled iii-ma, entered. m no mod was ssrvlu 01ml. cartridge will.

r rcsloxmion would be bound ini

and was fre-'

Wells‘ thoughts were turned to wrlt- § lng as a means of livelihood by phy- l.

lhl rdt o! the fleet there, in 101G, .

‘and a web belt. i-Ils fsoe wsspsb?

I n‘ SHOULD ‘l. explained um. ;Captaln WlSE-Jhb story is in hi! lbook "A Marine Tells It To You"—

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APerfectBlend of Indian and Ceylon T55,

ihsd been instr ‘ l in ' " Herman when the flying at New Orleans. a "Cairn Wise. gtells inc I'se to go ashore with Y0" iln th’ nlzllvnllf," he said. “Dey tells ime I‘se got" lfflght these Mexicans. lMe, I got lluffln ‘gainst 'em. All th’ fMexicans I ever seen in Nswlyins, Id g been mighty good t' me. You‘s lzcsponsilalezfoh gettin’ me into dll ‘Navy. What can yo‘ do ‘bout dis Lshorc bushess?"

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' CAPTAIN WISE could only an- lver:

‘You've got to\go." _

, "Cop's Vlise," said Herman, "I : n‘ uunzzt go. Me, l'se Z meslck, jscu . .. an‘ lo\'csick-—an' dot shorely

affflll slzk!"

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MANY , years ago Dr. A. S. W. Hosenharril, noted blbllophile, knew a .§'Dllllg married man who lived in iOrungc, N. Y. I-Ic was auction mad.

"One New York sale we both at- tended continued for twelve even- ings," relates Dr. Rosenbtlch (in "Books and Bidders"). On the tlvelfl-h his bride appeared with him and he introduced her to the other maniacs. In those days it was quite unusual for a woman to appear at a book auction. '

" ‘Why did you bring Mrs. Blank tonight?’ I inquired.

"'Oh,‘ he said, ‘it came to the point where I just had to prove there were such things as book auctions!"

' O O O Q .

ANOTHER mam-n. piano tuner from Harrisburg, PB.—Wi'l0SB wife objected to him spending his eve- nings around second-hand book- shops-"Wastlng tlhle and throwing away good cash." she call lt-had a sweet. revenge when he picked up a real treasure one day which he sold to Dr; Rosenbach for $3,890. Asked what he proposed doing with his lvindfalhthe man sadd: . »

“The first thing I'll do, is to ban over $800 of it to the missus and let her go to Europe, like she's al- ways wanted to do. I told her I'd fix her one day! I guess she won't nag me any more!l"

No. sir.

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YARNS from "Tell Me Another" by Lord Aberdeen, former Governor General of Canada: .

Two Scotties arriving in Dublin wentto the Shelbourne Hotel and inquired the cost of a night's lodg- ing. Informed that rooms on the first floor were two guineas, second floor one guinea, third floor tcn shil- lings, and five shillings for the top