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Friday, October 30 saw the engineers out in full form for the "Rocky Horroe Picture Show" pub which we sponsored. By far the majority of the persons partaking in the festivities enjoyed the night immensely. Lori MacKinleywon the prize for the best costume. She received the sound track of the Rocky Horror Picture show album. Dean Morrissey and Ramsay Tweel supplied the, ' music. Alan Aitken- received an award for the most obscene outfit.

In intramurals, it was a dismal week, no» known as the black week in October. The hockey team was edged out 12-1 by"Mean Machine", and the "Selects" ousted the team 5—2. In basketball, the engineers were counced back 25—20 by

Marion Hall. Anyway, this week should be better.

Speaking of unemployment, the average Biology

‘ student has about 12,000,000,000 brain cells.

On the 'serious' side of life, it has come to my attention that certain factions in this univer— sity, (composed of yard apes and porch monkeys) are very concerned about the supposed degeneracy in the engineering society.

We members of the notorious engineering society have been accused on several different occasions of being: rude, vulgar, repulsive, dirty, smelly, male chauvanists; and of being discriminatory against women, homosexuals, and biologists. These “ same factors also claim we are alcoholics, drug addicts, and criminally insane.

So, to comply with this pressure we have decided to promise to have a bath every week so we won't be smelly and dirty. By the way. you

.wouldn't happen to have a spare six—pack, would you? Cranston Snord

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Do you have Savoir Faire? A four part series

which will test your

ability to cope in the

real world.

Part 1

1. You have prepeared a

proposal for the regional I I

director of purchasing

for you largest customer and are visitiong his office. The success of the presentation will mean increasing your sales by 200%. In the middle of- your proposal, the customer leans over to look at

your report and spits into your coffee. You:

a) tell him you prefer your coffee black

b) ask if he's been V checked for any comm-P u unicable diseases

c) take a leak in his "OUT" basket.

Evaluation:

Answer 'b‘ is definitely lacking in demonstration of cool, collective Ming. Answer '0' indicates some tendency towards , rash action. 'A' is by far the best chOice, allowing you to avoid offending the director while appearing to retain your powers of reasOn.

a) 10 b) 5 c) 0

2. You are having lunch ~- with, a prospective customer, talking about what could be your ' , biggest sale of the year. During the conversation, a blonde walks into the restaurant. She is “so stunning you draw'your , companions attention to her and give a Vivid description of what you would do if you had her . alone in your motel

room. She walks over to your table, and introduces herself as your clients daughter. Your next

move is to:

a) ask for her hand in marriage ‘

b) tell the customer, that your name is Tony Carroll, you~ are a ' bone-head. and that he would be an idiot to sell to you anyway.

c) repeat the conversation

_ morning.

ENGINEERS

Evaluation :

You have just y,

pulled a prize boner with little chance of You are screwed no matter what happens

escape .

next. a) 0 b) 5 c) 10

3. ' You're on your way

in to see‘ your best

account when your zipper breaks and you discover that you forgot to put on your underpants that You decide to: ' ’ a) call on the-Customers

secretary instead.

b) explain your just trolling for queers- c) buy a baggy raincoat ~ and head for the school I

playground. Evaluation :

, Although 'A' is standard engineering practise, "B" will show your customer you are no ordinary salesman. "C" is a poor choice as the department store

detective will arres long before you get the school.

4. 7 You are making a” sales presentation to a group of corporate

executives in the plushest office you'

eVer seen...) The hot ‘ '

enchilada casserole

refried beans you had at ‘ lunch react, creating a Your spincter loses control and you break wind in a most conVincing manner - causing three water

severe pr essure .

tumblers to shatter a secretary to pass What you do next is:

a) offer to come back

next week when the smell, has gone.

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— aCCuse him of the offence. 7 c) challenge anyone in the room to do better. Evaluation: ‘ r ..

Anmver 'A' 'is

“" ' lacking in aggressiveness. Answer 'b' suggests you would fare better in political. science.

Answer 'c‘ is bést solution. a)’ 0 b) 5 c) 10

If your score is 3 between 0—10, you are. totally lacking in savoir faire, and ;shwld be in arts. A score between 10—30 indicates great presence of mind and resourcefulness. Scoring above 30 ~ » suggests even your friends hate you fo

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