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for theqfirst time meeting them. Also, this year the Seniors are going to create a class logo something

that will be significant and characteristic of the Class of 75.

Traditionally speaking there will be the usual pubs, banquets and recept- ions for the graduates. Next to convocation, the Senior Class Banquet is one- of the most important events. At the banquet, the class spirit awards the Senior Class special awards and

Why Not Indeed! A Dream

I dreamed of Marc Lalonde last night. panelled, sound—proof room

"Aha", you think, "that _ on Parliament Hill. Assembled lascivious wench isentertain-were the prime minister, ing questionable thoughts John Turner, Eugene Whelan, about our trim and fit mini— Marc Lalonde, Donald Macdon— ster of health and social ald and Otto Lang just a welfare." ' bunch of the boys. Ewents

I plead innocent. I did went as follows: not dream of the Honorable P.M. Well fellas, you may 'Marc clad only in a strateg— be wondering why I called ically placed scarlet 'Why this meeting... Not!"button. My nocturnal ' E.W. I tell you boss, if visions of Mr. Lalonde were it's something about those thoroughly respeCtable. eggs again, I'll crack up.

Alas, my inner mind's. .I've been scrambling around dream centre wears long trying to clear things up. flannette nighties and is ~ P.M. Relax Gene. We realize .disgustingly pristine. the whole situation is a

It was probably sparked yoke (polite guffaws around by the continued furor over the table) but I called you International Women's Year here on a matter even more and Mr. Lalonde's stirring trivial. address to the Southern Murmurs and mutters of Alberta council on Public speculation around the table. Affairs meeting this week P.M. The problem is, Intern- wherein he urged re—distrib- ational Women's Year is ution-of the nation's wealth '1ooming on the horison to give social justice for and we've got to fake all all. ' the women‘out. We've got

To my surprise, my dream to look busy giving somebody revealed the real story glib the status of women ' behind _Mr. Lalonde's acqui— 'portfolio... Sit down John! sition of responsibility Where do you think you're for the status of women., going? Mr. Lalonde, despite being J.T. Er, ah, just remembered every inch a sharp, smooth I left my make—up mirror politician, strikes audiences plugged in at my office I'd as a personable, capable better rush right back in and sincere man. Pedple case the light bulbs overh— Often end up liking him, A eat.z. 'Whether they like it or not, P.M. Sit down and relax and chauvinists are forever Johnsie. You're not being asking him, "What's a nice considered for the job guy like you doing mixed up you're just another pretty in a portfolio like women's fade to those women. They'd status?" either look on you with

Such thoughts_must have I contempt or be consumed by .contributed~to my dréam,‘ ‘ jealousy over your good . ~ e ~ - . < ~-

Plans are gradually being finalized for this year's -Senior Week activities. Along with the traditional functions some new ideas

. have been added.-For insta- nce on Saturday night (the eve/of graduation) a gradu- ate-parent mixer has been planned. This is an informal mixer for graduates and their parents and it should provide a good opportunity for graduates to meet

their friends' parents,

in post cases, probably

which was set in an oak—

Senior Week - It’s Yor lust (hence

the life executiVes are 0

announced. It is also at

the banquet that the valed—

ictory address is delivered

to the calss. . Of course, the grande

.finale is convocation itself.,

It is undoubtly the climax of everything; undergraduate learning, senior week, and it also is the point after which you can put initials behind your surname instead of before it!

Senior Week should be a good time. Members of the S.W. committee have been working hard making arrang— ements and finalizing plans for the week. It should be quite a time and I hope all seniors will come out and participate. After all,

’it could be a long time

before we get together again.

Rumor Has It the "NOOn- time Poker Players" will raise their stakes from 5c to 10¢ starting this

The Cadre, April 8, 1975, page 5

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week. Inflation strikes everywhere these days.

P.S. Since this is the

last issue of the Cadre,

I guess good-byes and Auld ‘-Lang Syne are in order.

All I would like to say is that it's been fun, frustrating and interesting Whoever takes over Kampus Koncern next year I wish them luck and hope they won't give up being concer— ned. Its hard though, some weeks you may not be ‘ concerned. Some weeks the paper isn't big enough to relate your concern. Everybody loves to bitch but I found out — there's always something good in everything. It may be hard to find, but it's there.

Thanks to all of those who supported my column and thanks to those who pointed out things when I was wrong.

Love one another. Jo.

About More lulonde--E”“°“T°”

looks.

D.MacD. (ever an opportunist) Well, Pete, I'd love ta

take the job” just love ta. But ya gotta admit its darned unrelated to my portfolio and I need to

conserve all my intellectual. energy for that.

P.M. Fine, Don, you probably don't have finesse endugh

to handle thousands of women anyhow. And Don the

Lang and Whelan leap to their feet, sputtering about democratic processes.

P.M. Fermez les bouches.

Shut up.

E.W. (with a wiley gleam in his slit—like orbs): Well, Mr. Prime Minister, I can

say with utmost sincerity

and utter conviction that

I am definitely not the man for the job. All the house— wives hate (me because Of that

*-silly"little'matter;‘You"L

C.U.P. eggs. They'd never sit still for me on the status of women briefcase.... P.M. Portfolio Eugene, portfolio. Hmmm, I do believe you're right though, for once. 0.L. Me too Mr. P.M. The V eminists despise me over

now - the egg thing.They'd y blow their bonnets if you name's Pierre Mr. T. to you. -1Put me On Status Of Women

even though the proposed omnibus bull I mean bill falls into my domain, it

'just wouldn't be wise and

furthermore...

P.M. All right, all right, Well (looking thoughtfully around the table) let's

see who's left... Marc?

M.L. (lifting his-hands raising his eyebrowd and shoulders in a characteristic Gallic shrug) Why not?

LYNNE VAN LUVEN