OCTOBER 1929

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.1» A Fox Ranchers i ' Attic ' ' ' ' ‘f ' ‘ ' BUT THEY DID NUT k Salt-Shaker VITAKALK IN, THE WlLDSl

accosted a stranger ‘bh Bi-oidway. " ‘Can you tell mevthe way to the l ‘i '90" present alpply or herring will _ ““""‘d m" ‘mi ‘u "h" ~ This argumentin often encountered after our teprtmiwil"! ‘m’ "m" """" "‘ “"’ “‘°'"“ explained ill .u..'.. the functions of calcium, phosphor“! and

Post oflice?‘ he asked. ' , e will be forced to discontinue 1 there - difference betu/een , . . s am the various vitihtlna, their ellect on abortions, lactation,

"'Y05.' lllflylhfl NOW YOYIQI‘. In bassed on. i v Pam“ n “w” h""'h'| “l” ‘American and English humor? There “b” 2m“ etc., etc. You may not have put it in the same words;

. GILT‘?! Wlllb! IUDGIT OI UTOIII! ABOUT IAKOUI PIOPLI

i-Iaia W. ORTON TE W SON

I hem; wunnm Lyon Phelps w) tell him the funniesthmerican story ,, l v he knew and watch the result. when he h“ gone ‘ "w ma“! It

this story which he said was in turn ' _ ‘g occurred to the New York“ m“ He" m“ "h" "Y mime“ Wu-W" ' ought not to have scored M: the err-l

be [Ivan immediately. Jhipmenia of storage herring will fiflnue la usual. , ' _.MATTIIIW 1b MeLltAN C0. Sonris.

U I . $116M: of any fresh supply taken l

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Fare those who claim that American yhrlmgr l-“eapproprietely enough-

"drier" English. Also that it i rc-lirr rgffilllOll; leaves more to '1l~.r .11:1tinn: and. contains the irw-ynvnt of surprisevthat ls, the un- l expected.

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Borne Americans were discussing English humor. 1n order to prove an assertion that ‘it was totally differ- ent to American, one or the party. observing an Englishman in the room. challenged a friend logo and

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funny one. Nothing happened. Some- what nettled. the Amrricsn said: "Maybe you'll laugh at it this time next year?" _ “No? said the Englishman. "1 laughed at it this time yast year."

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Bret Harte once denied that Ameri-

..§“§.§§.‘°‘£S.“;‘Zf.u‘2fi.§§§ ilf-‘liifi: “M” s’ s" utter new» we he hastened litter him. i

the Post Oflice?‘ he asked. breath-

going his way." .-

".‘Do you want to know the way to]

“ ‘No.’ said the man from Baltimore.

A better example of Net Goodwinls

but still the some idea may be in the back of your mind. Won't you therefore do us the favor of

. answering these questions: Do the living con- lessly. as he caught him up. l diriom of your foxes equal exactly those in the wilds? Are you able to provide for your foxes the same feed which they

get in the wilds, as, for instance;

‘ '

.. d0 wild

foxes run

for miles and

miles peg- day?

Do they do it to keel’ trim and elen. der just like human be.

lngs do their daily don“,

or do they have to hunt for

their food and perhaps go huh.

gry for a day if their chase is u“.

successful? What incentive to run

have your foxes then as long aa their

meals are presented to them without an

effort? Do you think this laclc of exercise has

4 no effect on the condition of your foxes-their-

- vitality-their pelt—and their breeding ability? Do ' u still think it unnecessary to feed Vitakalk

even ilythey did not get it in the wilds?’ ‘

live animals with fresh, warm blood and all its health build- .‘ _ lag ingredients? Don’:

‘youi give them cer-

tain food, such n“ millgvvhichthey,

also do not

get in the

wilds?

nimble wit is a story told by Welt McDougall. the cartoonist, in “Thin is_the Life." 0n the day the news In proof whereof he told this story to came out that Edna Goodrich hitcl P9" Ridge-truth whom he was dls- divorced Net Mcllougeli met Good-' cussing American nnd English, humor. . Win and Wfielihfl‘ the)’ Btrmled 50W"

A quiet. reticent man ‘W85 seated Sixth Avenue, New York. in the observation car 0i an Ameri- After a few words Net, asked: can train. To him other passengers “Been the papers?" ran crying: ‘ ‘ '

"Did you see whet happened? Al» tmrently the cow stumbled on to the track. and was flung aside by thy en- gine."

can humor relied on exaggeration. H6 Pvlntvd out that more often the _ effect was gained by under-statement.

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McDouzall nodded in silence. not being able to think of any proper comment. under the circumstances.

"Good Heavens," suddenly-eiiolaim- ; ed Nat. pointing in mock excitement. upward. “It's on the billboards al- ready‘. Look!" '

McDougall gazed across the street, _ _ ' to read on s huge sign. in large red __ ‘ - y .,

lctters, the legend: "Goodrich Tires." ., ' ‘ ' R0 ere & Arnett ummereide y Poole 8C Thompson, Ltd. Montague

Prices’: 2 11...... $2.25, 1o 1b. can $9.50, 2s lb. can $22.50,

The quiet men nodded. 1 100 lb. drum $83.00.

"But." they ‘argued. "can't you tell us something about it? You were the only one who saw it properly. l-low did the poor cow look?" '

“Lookfl said the quiet; man, “it

looked discouraged." O O t

The oldest dealers in

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One often hears and use: the ex- i , pression "Fight to the last ditch." but American humor is not ler removed not everybody knows how it originat- from that oi the Cockney, thinks ed. The words were first uttered by Lewis Melville, biographer or Thack- William of Orange when French-sol» eroy. BeauBrummeil et o1. ln "Not, diets were invading Holland, says All The Truth." lie gives this as an Donald Barrchldsey in his bio- _ instance: graphy of Marlborough. ' t

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nmuim- this prn _ efully. ahuiy lta mnny points ul

-- uvqrlnrlty, diet-mar uiu’ so runny _ m-to-rlate, prngrrardri- rnlu-llrrn are llarlrvllny llilillll'l'.llf)' “no-Irv 1w“ (avour of lhla nrni. 1-11-11". ll?"

nnrnt enrlnlulrn. sir. Ii. l. Rayner. ~ z. 1. n» hrnrilrr, will he

n charge nf our rxhlliit. A u-nlronn- ‘ ‘an. you llvrre; we nlmll In- ltlml

' ‘roe samples nml llirmture. l-‘ru~l .91" Juoel um] Wire 11-1., Limlircl, Ilnm- '

All: lion. mo.

l Mil. when extending their

ranches.

They Always Ask F or_

ll. builder's marl slips ofl the scaf- foldlng of ii. high building. Down he goes past the fourth story. and then the third. As he passes the‘ second, hi! Sills to himself. says he: v

“Blimey, it's all right so far."

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Apropos the Cockney. his frequent

misplacing of the nspirate is respon-

Dutchmen.”

last ditch.”

“William. refusing to surrender in spite oi’ the odds against him. flood- edthe lands to save them for the Ohidsey. , was speaking literally when, pressed by friends to compromise, he gave to worth thousands of dollars. Perhaps posterity the slogan: "I'll fight to the‘ the worst case of foiigetfulnesa- rec-

As many as 800 umbrellas halve been received in one day and the miscel-. laneous articles range from a baby's "Ha shoe. ore. quarter of e, pound otbut- ter. to a lawn mower and Jewelry,

[Ordcd Lu taint of a Bcotchman who tleft a small-bear asieepdn a taxicab. , .

lng'her_ hands in the ladies‘ rest room and at least. one in twenty G095 away and forgets them. ' I I I v

f in a lonely spot in the Pacino. on the night. o1 August 1o. 11ers. the gondfship= "Antelope" drove on the rocks‘ ofiyPblen Islands‘. The crew of ilitymen, including sixteen Chine-

schooner in which to escaPB was be-

gun. I I I

Three months from the time of the

wreck-on November 12"- the new

ship was launched. and-she put to sea with all the some-time cast-sway! safely on board. Bo W911 W” I110 built ma; she was later ‘sold at Macao for 700 Spanish dollars. Which caum

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The articles deposited in the Inst Property Onice at Scotland Yerd- ' And it isinteresting note that found in omnibuaes. tmtlclbs. etc.-- Joe smith. for many years house de- fore the "Antelope" had bwktn w number nearly 200.000 e year, accord- tective at the Waldorf-Astoria. New 919068 0n W? Yfel- B" lmpmvl-“d ing to J. F‘. Moylamvnoted police of- York. figures (in "Crooks 01* the‘ dock-yard had been set up on the flciai. in his boolcflScotlani-l Yardfwaldorf") that one woman out of beach. and the construction of a

sibie for many stories. Lewis Melville tells this as one of the best:

At the Zoological Gardens the fol- lmvin: was overheard:

Child: "That's a hcagle. muvver.”

Mother: "You hlgnorant child, that's n howl."

Keeper: “Excuse me. missus. ibut you're both wrong. It's an ‘awk?’

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It was at the Zoo, too. recalls Mel- ville, that-a little boy was heardwo say to his mother. pointing t); a rhinoceros: '

"What {he hell do you cell. that damned ugly animal?"

To which the fond patent in reply boxed his ears soundly.

“You naughty boy." she chided. "'e.ven't I told you not to point?"

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When Nat Goodwin-a born ra- eonteur if ever there was one-was on one of his visits to England, he was asked to define the difference between English and American hum- or. chuckles Lewis Melville. l-le con- fessed himself unable to express ex- actly in words in what that difler-

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"You ell know English humor. so l need not give you an example of that," began Net. "I'll give you an

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