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seen -Cupid sent an arrow thro’ His scarlet coat of mail.

The bar maid of the Crown he lov'd, - From whom he never ranged,

For though he changed his horses there, His love he never changed.

He thought her fairest of all fares, So fondly love prefers;

And often, among twelve outsides Deemed no outside like her’s

One day as she was sitting down Beside the porter-pump—

He came, and knelt with all his fat, And'made an offer plump.

Said shp, my taste Will never learn To like so huge a man,

So] mu‘st beg you will come here As little as you can.

But int: he stoutly urged his suit, With vows, and sighs, and tears,

Yet could not pierce her heart, altho’

He drove the Dart for years.

In vain he wooed, in vain he sued; "the maid was cold and proud;

And sent himoﬂ' to Coventry, While on his way to Stroud.

He fretted all the way to Stroud, - And thence all back to town,

The course of love was ,never smooth, So his went up and down.

At last her coldness made him pine, To merely bone and skin,

But still he lov’d like one reselv'd To love through thick and thin.

0h! Mary, view my wasted back, And see my dwindled calf:-

Tho’ I have never had a wife, I’ve lost my better half.

Alas! in vain he still assail’d, Her heart withstood the dint; Though hehad carried sixteen stone. ' He could not move a ﬂint.

Worn out, at last he made.’ a .vow To break his being’s link;

F'ot‘he was s: reduc’d in size, At nothing he could shrink.

Now some will talk in water's praise, And waste a deal of brea'h,

But John, tho’ he drank nothing else-— He drank himself to death.

The crual maid thet caused hislove, ' Found out the fatal cure, ‘ For looking in the butt, she saw. The butt-endofhis woes.

Some \say his spirithaunta the Crown, But that is only talk-—

For : fter riding is his life. His ghost objects‘ ;to walk.

THE Barium AMERICAN.

R. HUJV'I'S STOMACHIC IXTURE.

The Proprietor ofthis Medicine, offers his services to the atllicted, particularly in infec- tions of the skomach, as Dyspepsia. Cardialgia. commonly ca l'a'd heart-burn,l’yrosis, or Water brash,&c. and in Asthmatic affections, lncipi ent Phthisis, Fevcrs, 8:0.”

The result of long observation has led him to

this conclusion, viz. that those persons whose

owers of assimilation are enfeebled (no matter from what causc,) must by rapid strides advance towards a diseased state in some ofits varieties.

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his not necessary here to pmntout the im- portance of keeping the stomach in good order.

ltis not necessary to explain how. by apply- ing a remedy at 0nCe safe and efficacious to those sutfering under Dyspepsia, Heart-burn orlany similar aﬂ‘ection the complaint disap- pears.

lt is not necessary to say, why the morning sickness (if present to that degree requiring the aid of medicine) caused by sympathy with other parts of, the system, is relieved by the Chemical Stomachic Draught. Nor why it removes indigestion and ofcaurse sweetens the breath ; the fact of its givmg reliefin nineteen cases out of twenty, is a suﬁcient testimony of its‘meiits.

Neither is it necessary to reiterate, whythat sort oi colapse, so often experienced by the vo- 'taries of Bacchus, (known y certain tremnlous motions, head-ache, want of appetite, and real Debilitv,) is relieved, and disappear: after ta- kin adose ofthe Chemical Stomachic Mixture: but it may be necessary to say, as a Febrifuge Medicine it bears a palm.

In cases of Fever, where hot and dry skin, fwhite tongue, and thirst are present, by adding a single rain of the powder of lpecacuanha 'of three Enid drams(about three tea spoonfuls} to the Chemical Stomachic Mixture and dilute with tepid water, and taken at intervals of from three to six hours the most beneﬁcial ef- fects may be ex cted from it, while toast wa- ter, thin gruel, or any simple diluent drink will accelerate its medicinal eﬂ'ects.

To this Medicine are added 12 Pills, 4 of which may be taken occasionally going to bed thew not only have a gentle apericnt eﬂ'ect, but have actual y removedsevere aim in the star mach, in a short time, and in those Fevers where active purges are improper, these Pills ire very valuable.

The Dose of the Chemical Stomachic mixture is, for an Adult, one large table-spoonful, dilu- ‘ted with water, or syrup and water,to be taken in the morning.

If to the dose of the Chemical Stomachic Mixture, diluted as before, a table-spoonful of' wine be added, it converts the draught into one of the most valuable sudoriﬁcs that can be used in fevers, for this potent reason, it causes dia- phoresis without inducing exhaustion.

Moreover the proprietor,can with conﬁdence recommend this mixture, as one of the best Vermjfoges (worm medicines)extant. lfa tea- spoonfuloi’this Medicine be added to a inhib- spoonful ofwater, and administered to a child, suspected to have worms, every other morning for eight or ten days. The unpleasant symp. toms attending them, particularly the bad breath, pain in the stomach, irregular appetite the short dry cough, and the almost daily fever

will vanish. In this respect, the mixture is a

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