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A Journalist Koko’s Song

As sometime it may happen that a yictim must be found,

I’ve got a little list, I've got a little list,

Of newspaper offenders who might well be underground,

And who never would be missed, who neveg would be missed,

There's the man who wants to have his name |

omitted from the drunks,

And he who gives us items in three-quarter column chunks,

Thefemale who to poetry's addicted very much,

The animal ‘anonymous, whose hair we like to clutch

And most especially the amateurish humo- rist—

He never would be missed, he never would be missed,

There’s he who puts us questions that we nothing know about,

I've got him on the list, I've got him on the list,

And the lucid minded loafer who stays till we throw him out—

He's on my little jjst, he’s on my little list.

There’a the Tory who’s disgusted and writes letters te the Globe.

The Grit who in the Maid becomes a howling Blakeophobe,

The man who sends us manuscript with writing on esah side,

The cad who stops his paper ‘cause we hurt his precious pride,

And they who on apoligies or libel suits in-

sist—

I’ve got "em on the list, I've got ‘em on’ the

list, —Toronto News,

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How to make Umbrellas Last.

“People don’t generally know,” said a New York umbrella veiailer to a Weelted for the Mail and &xpress recently, “that umbrellas will last mach louger ii, when they are wet, they are placed handle downward to dry. The moisture falis from thesedges of the frame and the fabric dries uni- formly. I stood handle upward,which is commonly the case, the top of the umbrella hoids the moisture, owing to the hinfng underneath the ring; it con- sequently takes a long time to dry aod injure the silk or other fabric with which it iscovered. This isthe main cause of the top of the umbrella wear- ing out sooner than the other parte Umbrella cases, too, are responsible for the rapid wear of the silk. The eon- stant friction causes tiny holes that rap- pearso provokingly early. When not in use the umbrella should be left loose, and when wet left open to dry.”

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A Splendid View.

A poor crofter who had scant pasture for his pet cow one day tethered her on his bit of land, where sand and; stones were far mere plentiful than vegeia- tion, and, looking around him, ex- claimed : “Well, Rosie, if you haven't muckle to eat, you have at any raté a splendid view.”

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A Womans Patience.

Husband (miluly)—“You must re- member, my dear, that the most patient person that lived was a man.” Wife (impatiently) —*Oh, don’t talk to me about the patience of Job, Think of Mrs, Job? the patience that poor woman must have had, to put up with such a man |”

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Taken Back.

Lover—Ah, dearest, dost thou know what of all outward things is nearest my heart? Practical young !ady—If you have proper regard for your health in this changeable weather, it mast be a good, warm flannel under-vest. He went out into the cold, cold world..

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She Didn't Know.

In the hallway—“Say, Mr. Goggle- sop, Whatdo you come to our house so often for?’ Gogglesop (patronizing)

~—“Now, Tommy, you mast ask your sister Clara that, when she comes into the parlor—just ask her.” “Well, I did, and she said she'd be blest if she knew.”

NOTES.

Not the promissory, but facts about WeELcome Soar, aw article that does not cons tain one particle of tlie adulterations used te reduce the cost of “Pure Goods,” but does — the value of legitimate Washing

ushties, the demand for which proves the aivantage gained by the use of the gennine over Soaps of doubtful character. Nove should be deceived even by Red and Yellow Wrappers, or any of the imitations of the WeLcomn, as a pair of clasped hands is stamped on every har. Made by Creris Dawte & ('

+t 8 Dissolution of Co-Partnership, Tr Co-Partnership heretofore existing betwee. the Subscribers, under the style end firm ef MACDONAL! BROTHERS & ©O , has this day boen dissolved by lapse of time and mu'ual eonrent, A. J Macdonald and E T. Wickwire retiring from the busi- nes?, which wi'!l be carried on by A. C. Mac- donald and A. P. Macdonald, under the same designation as heretofore, and tc whom al! accounts a the late firm areto be psid and who will discha: ge all liabilities A. ©. MACDONALD, ARCHD. J. MACDONALD, E. T WICKWIRE Jas nnery 16 h, 1886. epee wk 2 wk oi

OLD GOODS.

Serene eee

J SSH paid for any qua tity of old Rope, . ¢ anv ag, Ir - € ep; ‘ ope ee, Les a , Zine, ewte ; Horee thair, &c, a tt fuuk Shop,

Les rd’a * arf, J. McLEOD,

Mont ague,

Wenderfal Family ral Execels all other Remedies fur — om Remody & Beer i Snown. External Use, CURES — ; Diphtheria,” CURES — Catarrh, Chol- roup, Asthma, Bron- era Morbus, Dysente rye chitis, Neuralgia, Rheu- ; Chronic Diarrhcea, Kid matism — ing at ~ F Pive soaee. = Spinal ungs oarseness, in Ss ireniars fluensa, Hacking Cough, A . 8. JOHNSON & CO., Whooping Cough. Boston, Mass.

FOR INTERNAL. AND EXTERNAL USE.

PARSONS’ ..LURCATIVE.,. PILLS

Pootere ely eure SICK-HBADACHE, Biliouamese, and ath iVER and BOWEL Complaints, MALARIA, bd ISON, and Skim Diseases (ONE PILL SE). For se Complain te these Pilis *I find them a valuabie Cat h arti and Z Liv er Pill. —Dr,T . M. Palmer, Monticello, it by ”

De wat Iowa.” Sold everywhere,or sent b mail for 25 cts. in stamps. Valuable information FREE. 8. JOHNSON & _O., » BOSTON, ‘BASS.

It is a well. known fact that most of the Horse and Cattle Powder sold in this cogn try is worthless; that Sheridan's Condition Powder is absolutely pure and very valuagle. Nothing on Barth will make hens my like Sheridan’s Condition Fow-

der. « Dose, one teaspoonfn! to each pint food. It will also positively preve nt ani cure old everywhere, or sent by mail for 2c. a in three chins, price $1.00; by mail; St a

CHICKEN CHOLER A, 5. J¢ ENSUN & ¢U., Boston, Mags.

have 1 = equal. “In my practice [ use no other.—J. Dennison, M.D

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Better. ‘Value Than ‘ Ever |

-on THE WHOLESALE TRADE.

UR new samples of BOOTS and SHOES Tor spring will soon be out, and we will have the pleasure of calling on.our exstomers in a short time, i

We hope tg receive your liberal patronage as heretoiore.

DORSEY, GOFF & CO.

Ch’town, Jan. 26, 1835.

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The Livérpodl and Louion and Giobe Tnsuranee Uo. Assets. dist Dec... IS84, § 536,028,554. SG LNSURANCE may be efi¢eted with this ih Company on

~— o-—_—_—=— MIRE LI the most Advantageous Terms ‘ LEONARD MORRIS, R. R. FITZGERALD, Agent, Summerside, P. E. 1, Agent, Ch’town, P E, 1. Dee 22, 1885

TELEPHONE COMPEAY OF POUNCE EDWARD ISLAND.

(HIS COMPANY is now ready to’ veoaeil ‘wriften amd verba' mes ages, by ‘Telephone, bet weet Vharlottetown, Hunter River*County Tike, Freetown, eusington, Summer- side and St, Eleanors, at the following Rates:— .

From Statien to Station, when the distance is 6 mlideloe So tonite r, for each five minutes’ con-

versation, or part thereof. . aap oniaan tne otthen ¢-npethee eiieseion: FURAN do do “do “6 to 10 iniles .. (p-ecR eb seRcaecegaegee.. 40 8 *f do do do OVEE 10 MATOS crcoccccycesves poten nw 6

Written messages, subject to Company’s’ conditions, will be* sent from Station to Station at following Rates ;—

When distance does pot exceed 10 miles, for twenty words or under... ...u.:.5.... 15 Cents Wy Ot GREENE Fe emRNE Chie FO TTI. nics cnc. conssices coakacses sintsiins tessteeeeun eadeose = * For each additicnail word ove cent extra,

A discount of 20 per cent from the above rates will be made to lessees of instruments

Written messages will be delivered in Charlottetown within city Limits ; yer all other receiving offices within a quarter of a mile from said offices,

Special rates wiil be made for delivering at greater distances, All communications and messages must be prepaid,

The Company is prepared to lease Telephone Instruments in Charlottetown and Sum- merside at established raies, and to treat with persons requiring private or toll lines.

For further information apply to the Subscriber, at Charlottetown.

ROB ANGUS;

MANAGER.

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Ch’'town, Oct. 19. 1885—Lyer eod

RUYAL CANADIAN INS URANGE GO. FIRE.

CAPITAL . O-

Head Office—MON?T REAL. Halifax Branch—J. SCOTT MITCHELL, Agent,

ee nee O—- —-

Wes RISKS TAKEN ON MOST FAVORABLE TERNS 2a Agent for Prince Edward Island :—

MERC aa BANK OF MATEPAX.

$2,600,000,

Ch town, Jan. 1886.

PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND RAILWAY,

I885-6. Winter Arrangement, -—-$885-6.

O* AND AFTER TUESDAY, DECEMBER Ist, 1885, Trains will run dai ily, as follows (Sundays exceptad) « _ -

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TRAINS DEPART.—FOR THE WEST. Tk

STATIONS, | No. 1. | No, 3. STATIONS. " No. 2. a No. 4. ae 4 P. M Pp iV ots oa ez . M: CharlottetOwn.++++rrrerer... | 715 ; 150 |\Charlottetown........ soee..t “§ . ! 46 s Remit . JUNCHION,.c.+++0.... 73h | 212 Roy ralty Junction............ ' 212 +| 037 North Wiltshire......0....+. $17 $05 ||North Wiltshire..." 12 8 45 Hunter ftiver.........-..0++- 8 30 3 20 itumter River...) i... csi. 655 i 115 8 30 Bradathane..............s00- ! 9 00 8 57 IE deeds os ccrevidhas i * 49 45 953 County Lime...++--ereeer.... 7a 2 Oe. ee es as ae ee 7 43 Freetown Hseseetecoscerences 923 | 4 22 | ereetown.... ... eee 72 23 7 28 Kensingt om ........essese.... 940.--|*)-4 45-4 ensington........... 020. 12 05 7 05 ; ar, 10106 | 65 dp A.M 6 30 Summerside... ........ 1 P.M. | ‘Summerside etd 11 35 , ‘ 1240 | ae eee 2) ae 33 Plisconcles.: , vi. .H.28. cose , / 160 | atisc9 pape «ohn ad} amp oo 10 1b Wellington. +... Wee esse tetes 1°27 i Welling ac rs “7 9 49 IE ind sapcsevcndvne shade 2 68 OO TMIDT ascites. cies. «2 ; 907 gE RE RE 5 5. 3 22 a) i 754 Bloomfield... ++s++........0006 3 45 \Bloomiteld.. PO AW Seine joe ; 7 20 & | Alberton. .-++,,.. 010009. .¢00. 4 20 | Albe rton. ' Ooh Cota Le 55 Tignish Stevsececcseee stones ow 6b |! Pignish be di cpabed cabal dp 600 | “<

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TRAINS DEPART.— —FOR THE EAST.

soteemen a

TRAIKS. ARRIVE. —FROM THE EAST.

STATIONS. a No. 5. No. 7 STATIONS. bert @. | No 8 +P. Me mp ARTS A. Charicttetowh......++es. | 2 30 ‘ 'Chariotte SUS oi > cui o> ie te 10 ao ore JUNCUON..cereeeeree 2 50 Royalty Omen. .....0— 10 05 in ob eoces deans £068 us “ i a i ||Betfora AO ea tad 9 R ‘ vo Mount Stewart... ...... i f | Mount Stewart..000.... Pi : er dp, 4 i0 ar; 8; es talinonithosdnneains 5 22 OC aRGiED. rik pA oc cccccences 738 4 ~ | Georgetown... 042.2226 o 48 BOM. * \Georgstown.. cose. we Gp 7315 A. M, Mount Siowkes SE 405 ||Mount con se 90 |e eek visdie.. 5 By Ssesop geepman lentes; : 817 eee ence 5 12 St. Peterss.. ee oe 7 48 r He? .,ccee die eeh ewan. : 5-67 Bear River.. a a * er roa 7 6 RE ale « 0 + ins ot Bees eeces ar | § 40 Souris... «Fe eee e100 BLap 1 6 20 = alee Sonu <a 2S SS... ee

e# Trains are run by Wastern Siandend Time,

JAMES COLMAN,

Ch'town, Feb, 26, "86—wky 4i

Railway Oon Charlottetown, _ Nov. 26, | I8BB—whly prs Bt

} March 4, 1886-dli 4i eow

Canned Salmon.

FEW cases of the “ CAIRNS’ BRAND’ for Sale, in cases, half cases and quarter cases. This brand is far superior to the British Columbia Salmon. HORACE HASZARD, Queen Square. Ch’town, Feb. 11, 1886.—1 mo eod

LONG CLEAR BACON

E38 PORK, Breakfast Bacor, Spiced Rolls, Sugar- cured Hams, Cumberland Bacon, and Lard, in car-lots or less quantities,

Address J. GRIFFIN, Pork Packer, St. Thomas, Ont, Jan. 15, ’86—2aw 3mos

pee BAKERY.

RS. B, PICKARD desires to thank the patrons of her late husband, and would announce that she has: tne the Store and Bakery on Upper Great George Street, and will be pleased to see all who may favor her with their patronage. In Stere—200 barrels Kent Mills FLOUR,

| brught verylow, which will be sold at a small

advance on cost.

Algo—A full supply of fresh Groceries, Bread and Pastry of ali kinds.

MRS, BARTHOLOMEW PICKARD,

Upper Great George Street, Feb. 17, 1886-—-2~ks 2aw .

Mill Wachinery for ale,

INE Subseriber offers the following Machis ery:for Sale at a°bargain :

1 Leffell Water Wheel (large;,

1 2-foct Circular “aw with 40 foot Table, -;

1 Large Cirealar Cross-Cnt Sawand Frame complete, ‘

I Shinéle’ Machine \(Sihalltwood & Bovyer), old atyle,

1 Up and-Down Saw (Meiley Frame), and Carriage, all complete.

“a Siredpondetice by mail to be ad- dressed, Box 34, Charlottetown.

JOGN FL BAKHR, Renbury, Lot 48, P. i. Island.

TENDERS.

oS ALED* TENDERS will be. received by the undersig: ‘et until ‘the 31st. day of MARCH, from pergops willing to. eonfrect for the erection of 4 Presbyterian Church ab Lot 45, popokding. to the plans.and Rpeci ifica- tions to be seen at Messrs. Norton Bros: Store, Charlottetown. :

ihe Committee do not bind themselves to accept the lowest or any tender.

‘i'wo good securities required for the faith- ful performaace of the work.

DANIEL McLEAN, Sec’y of Com,

Southport, Lot 48, March 5—-dyli wk tl dt OR SALE i SAILE.

RIGHTON. TANNERY, with its Steam

Engine, Boiler, Splitting Machine, Stuf fing Machine and other Plant is offered fo sale at privates conbracé’

The above Vaonery was formerly operated by the late Donald MeKinnon, of the late tirm of McKinnon & Oo., of this city. It is fitted up on the most modern principle, and has hitherto paid a large percentage on the capital invested, , To capitalists no better in- vestment for their money, either by Bank or Manvfactory, can be offered.

Possession given immediately.

MARY J. MACKINNON, Executrix.

Ch’town, Qet. 17, 1885.

TRUE VALUE ° COOK'S FRIEND 25%

As compared with two, other brands the strengths, only, of which have been pub- lished, carefully omitting cost. 1tin “Royal” costs 60 cts., gives 2,033 enb. in. of Gas, or 34 inches for a cent. 1 tin “Princess” costs” 50 cts: gives 2.408 cub. ing. of Gas. or'48 inches for a cent. cts € friend cost &@ cts., give ? Pad ~y ef Gas, or 6@ inches for & cent,

Cooks Friend is therefore 25 per cent. better value oe Prindéss, and 73 per cent better than Roy:

The purity a healthfuiness of Cocks © Friend are unquestionabie.

Cooks Friend may be had from store- keepers generaily,

Executors’ N otice.

WHE Undersigned) Executrix and Pxecu- tora of the jest. Will and Testament af the late Donald Mackinnon, of Charlottetown, tanner, deceased, carrying on business under the name and style «f *‘“*MACKINNON #& ©0O,,” hereby notify all persons indebted to his estate. to make immediate payment to them at his late office, in Grafton Street, ia Charlottetown, and all persons having claims or demands against the said estate are hereby required to furuish the same, duly attested, within twelve months from. this date, Dated at Charlottetown, the 2nd day of OOTOBER, 1885. MARY JANE M AG KINNON, Executrix, W. MeLBAN, ) ‘rm JAS. CURRER: ‘ xyecntora,

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Valuable Property inthe Royalty

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rRVAE Subscriber, owing to ill heplth, has décided to give-'up farmiag; h>, there- fore, éffers his property im® the Royalty for

Read, abnut two miles from the city, com- | prises about 37 acres of excellent land. and.is ina high state of cultivation. ‘There is a good Dweilisg House and two Barns, horse and cow Stabie and three Barracks ; also, a never- failing Well of water ot the Aoor.

For*Terms apply to the owner, on the premises, orto Witham: Dodd; in the « ity.

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