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- to put a. little piece or (at on the _ ' Pink Piin when the system is rnn topltwhe: he grilhti it]. slo thalt itdwil: Movme MOUNTMNS lgliygn igeﬂtigiwlllrlzgutgltg Balgegézlggsalgf me an ma e~ uc. on’ - - . ' . want the cho underdoyue-nor o some college gm‘ were giving B 1511911" W110 BB-yﬂl '11 W118 in i1 bntiiy 1 mm; 1t bufn8up—-]ug[ nlggly 59:6, griliow" Tivleirr Warfizddn” bran‘ ‘mm run-down condition, and prostrated with plenty n! gravy," r e men" an’ a v0 umeersd with nervousness, I did not sleep

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HARDER CHORES u " tahen _a few boxes I began to feel Little Boy. Mother, will I go to youmragngrggzrrglsglghrggiizrsgrlrg yam better. Continuing the use of these . heaven when I die? l . ‘ pills my appetite improved, ‘I slept Mother: Yes. if you're a good boy. ' better at night, and I Wilﬂ soon as “Mother, Wm my r108 go to h“. The ﬁxfgzrrzriragoéga "stem well as ever il had been. I ‘have viiigfr" ,, i ing in on the radio at the lhome of also give“ 5r‘ wilgdmw’ ‘Trunk P111: x ,, 0' a friend of his. it was Sunday m 91y ‘mug "mag mm 99"‘ w Mother, will ollr cow go to mornmg and merermon from the the best of results. I desire ln this hessven?" Shady Avenue Baptist chwchwr way to express my thanks for the “No. because animals have no Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania’ w,“ be, great beneﬁt l have found through

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