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MQRNING DAILY FOUNDED ` I ’ ' ' `

warner mow Rout DIILYIIIIEBI I cHARLoT'rE'rowN, PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND, TUESDAY FEBRUARY 8, 1910 uogtggumgglg gy gglglg, f*,{>,,",¢§‘,§>g3,, I

NOT A CORPGIIEAL D[I`.I`iliT`

I peel Nature of the lun, as Viewed by g Writer Who Has Cleat-lx Studied. the Subject.

It is the fashion ol the more bilioua

morailsts to put kissing among the gross pleasures, with eating yodling, snoring and the use of tobacco, but. gg s matter of fact, it is not ii. corpor I ssl delight at all, says a writer in the Baltimore Sun its sole physical ac- companiment, indeed is a sensatloni of sulocation, and this, as all will :id , mit, is scarcely agreeable No the insidious charm of the pastime miisti pg sought in its psychic effects-in its marvelous and delightful interfeiencel with the normal processes of ratiocil nation A man kissed is a man trans figured and transmogriiled Let himl be the worst of misanthropcs before the sweet impingement of nose upon une, and he may yet emerge from the iurmoil a philanthropist One kiss, properly stage managed is enough to transform a. pirate into a poet, a poll tician into a philosopher, or vice vcr lp One small kiss, indeed is suiil rient to turn a proud heaven kissing bachelor into a seivile married man- lhe most stupendous, antipodal and' ismentable transformation possible, at this writing, in a mere human being ____

NEWEST USE FOR NAIL FILE

Guest at Philadelphia Dinner at Flfll Caused Great Consternatlois by His Action.

A Philadelphia doctor has discov-i

ered a brand new use for a nail fllel which is likely to become much mor prominent than the old use A sho lime ago this doctor was a guest at dinner in one of Philadelphlas mos exclusive houses When the lasti course had been served and the olgsrsi were being passed the doctor reachedi down into his trousers and extractedi it penknife Slowly he opened ablade Everybody gasped Could it be than

-- would so far forget himselfl

is to manicure his nails at the tablet* All watched with hated breath. Slowly the doctor reached out and secured ai inatcli which was near his place Then lie deliberately struck his match on the rough part of the nail tile and lil: his cigar The suspense was over and the doctor had not committed- the frightful breach of etiquette which his associates had feared Now the cus toni is spreading fast, for it is less ef fort than it is to stand on one leg to strike the match on ones shoe, and decidedly more elegant than the time- honored method of striking .LL 933!

trousers

Probably True.

Say,” said the farmer, who was un-

loading potatoes at the grocery, ‘do you believe that story about little George Washington and the hatchet and the cherrv tree""

Dont ask me' laughed the grocer Well I think it is probably true

I ve got a. boy tcn years old at home, ilnil after he had teased me for a. year

so I bought him a boy s ax And did he cut dowli your favorite

ciiciiv lree""

llc dill 11 heap iiottcr tiiuu that

lie clit ilo\\ii iilosl of thc upplc or l. ii ortlinril

Ani illil lic lcil ri li ‘ nbout ii "

io O. .i Il

ninii

Anti like \Vzlsliin_;ioii you llltll*t’lI

Iliiii""

ke \\li\liiil,,|oii I iiili to

llth I) ci -l

illug on lc rptl uni 1

iilii once li lin, sllicc uni .llil Izilllls to ke,-ll if up until llc is tiwlliy lltl 3 urs olil

Fleciucst for a L02"

lluliging in oill fiont ii.i|l nat n

irllgc ia|..incl~c hui intiilc oi iii i- ~li.i\\ .ind the cololcd gill Ili the kiiliu li \\-is prcllzlrlng to gu to .l lii.lsllll‘l‘III‘ IIIII so iyc wore not siiipilscd yyiicli Ill’ wut the infant liuivzllitl ol' tile liousr into thc ptiiici Mriidl (lids f‘r<‘lllll

with the foliovyilllz nrllc

Dcei lady yyill yoil please iilniii loud

mc lliilt iiat thnt liiiig up ill thc lltlllll hail please and lit ine have 25 c ai.;-lill -und this yyill be thc i.isi time I lllil ltoing to wory you but pleusc iullil till’ that liat please mnlu this is the Il=l‘l| lime I am going to iliass (mliskl ilI*"II"‘ lond me the hat please fiom 'llblllo

Please loud me the hilt

Answer soon

D n t come send me word

She got the hnt -Houston Post

First Fare on the Comst- Dr .lohn Inglis remembers a conver ration with an oiii gentleman Wh" claimed to have been the llrst to lllil’ Passage money on board the first DHS se-ligcr steamer in Europe-lIle "III toric Cornet The voyage undertaken was from the Broomielsw to Da|lIlllll‘ -fourpence now by tramwsy car-and the fare was four shillings It was taken by Henry Bell himself the Com et was stopped and waited for half an hour till Bell and his pussonzel adjourned to sn inn, where the first hire wet the toast of prosperity t0 the pioneer passenger steamer.-Glasgow Herald. ,

e

The Hour Glass.

instead of being obsolete and l|l'fl‘ ills' nn interesting relic, the hour SIB!! i ln various forms is a twentieth cen- tury ncceiistty. A machinist aiithor» ll.l' lluinls gut that for such lll|'ll°I’I”I as iilniiig, hardening and tempering heats in twist rlll maniiflclllle- where second. egjmintitee must be

lag.

thy Hearts of Those who Cos- structed Them

_ ~?

sell is easlol to lend than solne that

tlleie nic evidences of .1 conscious inicniion to skilup and ucglcct oven

icii this projection of his inmosl: I

kllow that others regarded his work may as an open confession of thc very II

as corlespoilding to iii chrlrnctcl If

this method of liilcrpreting luiildeis grew

the standards of the industry Our mor

ing is a confession in stone ‘-Col tue] lier's was

had s future before me As I was

Sure They Must Land Up Some

railroad wheie they linll '~at up 'lil

been used in play for several luunds

ton niid summoned his licmi mi helps benepph his fagtpjlglls strep What is all that noise in l~uctoi‘ tion -From the Field

street’

Yom' IIIIIIQIIIII IIIIIINIII II IS III Madmans Wild Course

WOIIIGH lll0bIlIl‘K IIN’ IlI‘“’ (`I’I"`I I" According to advices from Valla

sets succeeded the other day ia eludlng the Sufferin soiils"' L:ll\ll9tl his ll lI°" vixilance of hi f l ll d sh

s ren s an iii ed

ty ‘illltl I lIl0llSIlf I INII III‘I`III"I into the street Here he fell upon a new tcimeni ' policeman, and wresting his sword

UIIWINIIIIIIY TIl'y Reveal Secrets of Londoners for s Wander Aplrlleelaiod Tragedlan Gomes Forward with Grlevi °I`"" °*"°I°"° °f °*"‘"°“' R09* 0"

Work of Great AmOrI°\ll ance for Which Real Sympathy EY* 5"" LIVII J°“l‘"°¥ TIl|Ulll.I’|

Humorlst- will se Felt th' °°'°rt

The observer of buildings may road On the occasion of Artemua Wards He had lou; hu, and lt wu_ uluuk The chief attractions at Darmsc with ease many u seciet of the build Professional visit to London, which co- says the Cluvpland pluln lynulel lqll; ITG U16 World fllmoti llrdolll Wh-IGI er’s llealt, whether it be pride, ambi "lll`l’9d 110! I0!!! Il9f0l°iI\IB 50801 -I E voice uns heavy so heayy that at 'I”`I'°II“d II" IIIIY II” gIImI’°° "e 5" tion. livpocriqy oi solid worth 1-he Preston ytuddock says in his hook, tlmpg ll ,,,ml,l@¢l of oriental llle as found ln the bazarl. apaltment building that is “built to I’ ESS 1'l'0ll1 all AIIVGIW-\l'°lt\l I-M0. Have the common people any nn’ °II`°°I5- III” °II°P°- “II IIISI' but

IIN Am°l`I¢3\\ I1“Ul°l`I5¢5 “liver rrlshts"" ho .islccti by no means of less l ‘erest, the far

structures which ale the sxpiei-isloli I-IW"-len 5 Uf his “SI10W" were 8'* IUII A few the orlltoi .ldriilicd m°II8 mII'qII° °I Om” -III” of composite thought Thele is a °I IWW? \"'Pl`IB$B *B 91° Ie°IIII'“ And the uncommon people-how 011° hUlldl'6d altl ilty square miles good oxigllgr alummaucp hull., luuwy themselves One that tickled the gen uuout tuemfw of green lie in compact order round uitii ‘style ’ with tiled flools, marble "UI P“bII¢ W" I-III! The editor adloltly pniiied the *I’°“II D‘I°“°“' 'dread °“I 'Im ‘II \\'ii|e_ and mueslvp cllullllplllu-S lgul Artemus Ward Delivered Lectures uueullou the profusion of a virgin forest Or- insiile the npariiiients, on cvcrv hand B°I°I'° AII II” CI'°"“°d H9355 III E" Stzltc youi grievance hc 'laid °III“`d' “II II°W°I` U5I`d°“l» Pnh

rope Ever Thought of Deliver The slluuger assumed uu mlmeuulve plantations of corn and of other prod

ing Lectures pose uce pass before the eye in rapid all

nulluuw slaulluldu of good carpenter And an excerpt from his lecture l am au 80,0, he uuuuuucem changeable succession The natives “ull Drawing is quoted by Mr liiuddock "and wlule I um u ve" uuuy ,uuu I claim that there are more than 8000

Huw uuwuuuuly duuu ‘ue builder as a particularly delightful bit und "me to read the dum juuluuls miles of shady lanes in the gardens of

havent distinguished myself as In you, sheer this mmulmf ul, l DIIIIIIBCUB ¢I1r0l-ith which it is P0581

cluuuutel, would u rustuuu uuu tu n artlstt :Vard :aid lnbhls lnlznigable umm the statement that wmuu ,ull ble to rideh Oda suuhna ridedthe vllxsiltgr

u ave a ways een m xe up passes orc ar s o gs an orc a s

rt I have an uncle who takes §IuI:edspg:,,€;,,I0 ‘;(f,0I3,lI,;Ie;;:,I:,E:ItlI(;; iii, of aprlcots For hedges there is the

things hu would motel to uule., It photographs in his sane moments, and Wm use steel ,les iu,,u,uu of uuodeu briar rose and for s canopy the wal uugut um change his cuuractel but u I have a servant who takes every Dues These uma] ues_ I um uu-mrueu nut Pomegranate blossoms glow could cause hun to make uucu u uuud thing he can lay his hands on at any me um to cuuy uuwelful elecmc cur through the shade the vine boughs

Ing IIII III' “IIIIIII IIIIII I0 he IIIIIIIgIII OI mnlizslht very bender age I could draw rams Thele are IIIIIIIS' sir’ when IlIIIlIlIIbai'IaI:l:: :>I1IietIiIeIa;ItIIge.<IIIItIl:ewr`<Jt;I

wood When a mere child I once ;I;;_g:_I§ Izulg “£1225 I;I:,n,clI;_I III|:;)I,I;I;E;I;(;Iu and all this water and leafage are so

were to he popuuuiyed it might raise over a small czirt load of raw turntps _but not the Cars I um A uugedidu lavish that the broken mud walls and

a wooden bridge It was a raw sh. I have played Hamm uuu Lear alovenly houses have no power to vox

ning The people of the yillage the eye These long gardens of Da-

°°IIII`II’IIII°II I0 IIIIII GIIII tw°I;I};I Ixu: recognlred me They said it was a §I‘;),,!;iI(;Iu;,h€:)IIIfoIrIc,;II;I,h;,I;IuIlu;'€I;IlIe;sL;;II,_ mascus form the paradise of the Arab \I';‘I'§’{'iII’ II’ I’IIS‘:le$I:lIaiI(Iu Aoguud raw turnlp druvling That shows how to dance u uuuuc uuuulku us it were world Making a pilgrimage to the II II "WI “III” C0' I faithfully I had copied nature I dlew from one elucmc uuulguu ue to auoth city after weeks and moths of dreary

r attention to it, so you see there er., Cuu these cmuurauouu do this uu and desolate desert life the running a lot of drawing ln it just thingy. water is a joy to his sight and music

The villagers with wonderful dis to hi

Id uk t . t it id thu s ears and it is something to

OF comment peculiar to villagers, said l editor uBehe°t?lI:;e§II;)aEl; to his work walk through shady lanes, to admire

Fumuy Sturung to Gu were Pmpmy *walking backward when I made my ty of scenery in a land where the sun

drawing I ioplled that I thought that ENTIRE beats down all dey with unremltting

when Evemuauy my future must be behind me " force until the forth is like a furnace

- lugel-l-upglcu by 3,109; Judson wa. l of iron beneath a sky of molten brass.

In the smoltlre I-nr on ri emililrrii CRQW WORlllEl) THE QQLFERS Only I(-';lrs:'o(;d(:;;i:enI;2;;»;i=nt in -Biblical world

night, was rl fanulv <‘<>usl=lllls of lllls sirli of Paradisus Tenet would ' WITTICISM THAT SAVED LIFE band, Wifi’ and "V0 "IIIIIII"I‘ The’ Swcop Down and Steal Only T0? had SI8I'aII .SIIzg~s“mngIII were rubbing slcell fiom their <‘>°H the New sails dI,"uIIz :;“Iafu’etf§;I,I,‘I“SIuIu° gd Frenchman Bright Answer te Quas- ond wrangling with each other when ; I » hy hpd b Y t h 5 tlou Appeuleu lo Revulullou

a man entered the car und csplcd The ul-ow seems lu be attracted to gel W 0 5 ee" mesa" A

___ ary Tribunal

them uud uduauuuu to Buy to me gnu, baus In a way whom uewuur twiiz oneo de most sonoious events ___

man from the rest of the bird pecles ;Ii';e IIIIei;eIuI II°’cII:I IIIISSQIII “usa IIIIuI;° The French author, Martainvllle

Howdy Joe-I ni s'piised to S00 parks whore the rock and the croyy ltrusd vijeeneuox; rwid 1III`I“I? Ig) t 8 who began his career toward the close

you abound one can notice them sitting came uh udin ul de a`uI;Ile£g§ ;;deId of the last ccntury,wasaroyallst and

Howdy Tom"" in the trees or hopping about the put b d fl uI i mu 'I 1;” I e did not hesitate to attack the French Whole youall gy\lne"" ting greens in the distance watching y e IIIII ers an S II e g I IISIIII revolution and its authorities Pres- D wn to llaiboi Pint I rcckon the bail with s, direct or sidelong myed as IIIIgeIs IIII IIIIOIIIIII II°weI`II III ently, ol' cours h

P, e was summoned to

But I thought you all Il\o.l up lil glance expressive of the licmest in ;IetgvIuI;_ ,w ISIEIBI 139 l‘IwgIII IIIIIIIBII appeal before the revolutionary

.I

Cherry Hill” terest and curiosity iyh»lcli is soon ° f u ed bn IIII;IlIIIIIIuMe(I'fI° tribunal with the terrible Fauquier at

We did translated into .ii desire to clliri it off some’ ° ere y II W ‘Ie IIII “ess OII its head The revolutionary tribunals "What you all totin away from to the roost in the neigkboring wood ° SWIIII eIegII:II IIIII IIIIIIS IIII IIIIIeIIIII 0 at that time did not hesitate to send there fui-'l" The Kew gardens .idloin the Mid II"'°°III?II Ike IIII °II`IeI‘IIII°Iy IIIIII everybodv tn the sullloline who had

Dum-lo Surrey course, and ln the royal pre Iwo IIIIIZ IIIIOIIIS dressed IIIIH "harry ventured to attack them Maitainville What you all gwlne to llarlinr selve tlerc used to bp ii fslily large IIIIIIII- IIII ‘IIIII III’ IIeI` IIIIII PII'hs°“ expected to go iyiih the rest of th

e

glut liluvil colony of crows nest ng among the Bggster IIIIII' eIII]'IaI` III ‘Ie °I‘II°eIII’I'I°II victims What is your name"" asked

plum, Je t rhqmgm- vrg'd~‘gc trees. Of this colony there was'one I' ' and IWIIIIVQIL gvguelnnz tW°II III” the revolutionary Judge Mltlrllill Oh I see You ull thought to gct"' particular crow who found his greatest done IIxeII 9 II; §I;eI] III; IIIIII VIIIG' Slllti lI'l€ y0l1llE l1ll¢Il0l‘ MHP- I ieckon Ycs thought wcri git amusement in mingling among the ZI';IuIiIIIII II'“;)I¥ an Sa tm; down lBlllVIII@"' @`<CIlIl!l¢d I-he Judge y0ll

and we pulled up and staiied at-rittlii golfers and in disconc€~x\iIs8 lIl€Il' Dllly I un iamk II IIIIIII’l "oo II SIIII' *lm lI@Ct’lVIlls llS llld tryihs to hide and if we keop on long nuff we s.ir by indulging in repeated predatory III” nd Im llllullgler ‘ly tile dolu 8305!? vour rank You are an arlstocrat, and nuff must git suinwliai ni oilio signs against their golf balls FSI; tIII;ats:';an'_ De msue“:I(Il0ne “mt your name is l’Je Martainville’ Cit

Yf"I» IIIII9 IIOIIII IIIIIIIIII mI`II Hs poncy was In hovel Im :mend him out iazrali and all all dat wasIde Izen P.resIdFnII exclaimed the young

and mums gut (hum, sumo du, ll ance on those players who used new end 0 mm And den ue Dabson spoke \ man I am here tu be shortened not neun' heme, tuau ueuu gum, ull white hails onlv Those on which the d I d I (1 lto be" lengthened Leave me my

____ paint had been chipped or whlcli had 9 5° en’-n “'°I` S ° I’ SI1II3III°II3’» “II name' A true Frenchman loves a wit

I -ci "1 :.4 -I

m.

Dae

.iiil\.nlc iii i

story ainii 1 li il into lie stluv iliv otliei I

fhilse

i

ith i - it ii i qulzzica

kcoll cailif-t i- i

‘w

t lilliiiiu iii , ill I uri li i I ~

sited

show me bolli kinds if ynil iyiil

lust a uionicni lli.ui.uli iiilili lg:

tlicm from the leur of tile sioic Ali with th.lt lin yy Pnl to :in obaililc to ner aliil iookilowli llie carpet siycopei fiom fiioil hooks lllioli the wall

tllcllluilfls which lie lleslletl llicio yya at luyyli nlowei so hung that he had t iiin.e if lic took it down fioiii lb lioci .ind tis lie did so it rolled alou thc flool uith 11 gllndlng iattie

Hcfore he had time to tliln aroun

he heard the old lndy shout from th front of the sloic That makes mor noise

dealer to wonder whether the yoke an

m

the variety cf landscape and the beau

Enemy’s, Considered a Detail of the Game

football game between the Steam Roll els of the Benjamin Franklin schoo

was ovci rind the contestants had re uined to then vailous homes one o the heiocs of the winning tellin coin

lower part of his neck

I didn U feel it until just lion

said blit it hurts like sixty

swell and was very :orc to ilie touch

I believe your collai bone is bio

en my boy, slild ills futher A surgeon was hasliiv summoned d made an examination Yes he said thc bone is fiac

D you remember anything about it”

it yias his collar bone -Youtli Coin panion

Not One of His Studie

Miss Blalik's second gitiiic nas no

i Left with ~cly ci' ood Cx like to Com etc Him

l

.l ci pit sweepei s lin ;;:iz=d abc

t ti .ind l i > llinul th' we as she kltc

' nili\ goi 'z up to e T

lt iiulipcned that in Iioiit ol’ one of

than my old one. and I dont

care to look at it and so saying she world did you tuiii oil ll ,as ir’ -- whisked out to the dooi, lenvllu: the Philadclpili 'liliic

Esgizsghe loss of the sale -Portland THE S

Broken Collar Bone, Supposed to Be

There had been a. hotly contestcd

His father examined it it ilt=~nn lo cn

ured How did it happen Vytliiei lu

Why, Yes" answered the boy ly

lcmcmber that when I tackled Skinny' S \iorgnn I fell on top of him, and l tis ieaid something crack, but I tliouzlit ua doubt

silitolilcs TELL ilieiii sroliv l.il<Eo wir or lilirsnus wlliio no steel. Tlcr Fofi Acton olztiolii' To wstlni Tniiillstlzit A .rzr “fx-c .~ MR

l"‘.IE IM MI E 'IERGENG

cr.. 'or ~‘c Unfortunate incl-

-* o J * he Man a w .ii

\ i~ li 'ri ii s ii».iclicil home the other

ui'lii lic loiliill \'l loiics huddled up iii a corliei of l‘ir c .i ucoping. and

ut four lntlt. ol voter ou the hen floor he .loneses h nt been married

very long so hc contented liimsclf

PI I’ I 'I I D0 5°" with a general rem I. concerning the

ncnresourccfi uc-ss of women and

II"‘I" I' " ’I"‘ asked lion ii lizippr ed

Tlic uni i glpc iii~r'cr the sink hi y ii 1, iolii tniilcti pityin i\ walked de-

QI “ I‘I Ile ‘IU ‘UII 'lid lilifiuiciy to the kiillleli closet and

I

liioiutld a yirench Opening ihc ccl

I Isl ‘I sce

door uitli It confident air he de ndcll to tiic region lieloiy

l Aftci liiiuililii.: :it least ‘wven ob- li slnclch lic nil -ill icnchcd lil all and

reached out lol lilo rofit ull i‘i hc had iced in .l pli,i .ylil I i .l\<l tl

S i ll ti ,ilu s li all-l sh t 0 it off

P Putting lilnlscif on 'lic il il for be- El ing able to cope uitli i liorgency’

he stlirtcti b'lci\ ull til lust liali’

(I way up thc steps lic bulill \ll into his e wife

0 Mrs loiics yyns tlil- fl i to speak

0 deal sho sziiil ylid in le

s, -_ ____

'N Orator to Fellow Was Proper Person

to Comply with Request of Enthusiast

Preachers of .iii denominations oc

cupied cliaiis iipoii tiic pldtfoim Tlicv were giving ii fli \ I ind lniliiclicn

lic ovcitiiiow il l poliiiinl hose Prcsbytcilaii ci iiail had the

I floor and most ylgoioi. ly atiuckcd tho

Th

(2

and the Avalanchcs of the George enemy Ho dellveleli c flci.c, tcil Washington school After the game in

th usls, .uid tic pdltiice vyns

wt hini Tlcliossil licrl some

I cruel labs

T .1t'h iiglit a li il i' cncoiir

,ilained of li feeling of soreness lil tht’ aged n muh “ith .1 stfliioimn vnicc

who had standing room in the roar

As the clergyman yyaimed up tn his

subject the interrupting ‘s ri hiii"' me from ilic icar with greater lion

er and froqiiciiri

The speaker piilsrd llc was lint

irritated but goiiiii throw the audi ence into ai good ii \ t ria

saying

The inlciiions of ilic gcnllerlin th mood liul wholly inup

ortulii iudvised lf hell iild

reseiyc his toinmciits for the noit

peaker, Iiiofici l-Iorilck of the Ilap- t church hcii be accommodated,

-___

Moving on Sh" t Notice

I was lvlng on tlic floor of nn old

country loghouse cnc suninicr day, ear a big open fireplace, when I

S, ll O

HGIIISII FHBIWIOWS by an economical Player were always I'°°Ia“I tribunal was so much pleased by Mar

His satanic inlijestv touched .i but rejected by mls ual-ticular \i,l,d as Hm-yass’m" returned the lqdyltainvilles grim response that it

most everybody cried, twliz so disin 'tlclsm above all lhlug 8 u fu

addressed But what about de groom” spared his life Y isnt mentioned him a tail -m ‘

Oh he was de conventional black New Frum

-Puck

New and strange fruits from equa

-__._.¥,_

) torial Africa and the Amazon valley ,

l0l'\' 'I`h“Y 3'” ‘III II"m‘I‘I‘IIII* IIIII ‘I dolid SDSIIL li dangerous lul1all0,WI10 The Longest Word figured in a sumfltuous dlilner that IIIIISII new IOIIIIOI IIIIICIIIII chIII`cd (Im was “IWIII II’ be I`°IIIIIIe‘I I° an asylum What is believed to be the longest was givcll to Lil-dy Afilll-ll‘ P8391 Ill

word to be found in any ai<»tionaiy_ New York said a frlllterer Many one that leaves even Germiln and Of these frlllill I SSW olltl fasted Dutch liopelesslv out of it-may be There was the star apple It ls

'nent hero. Thomas

torioils tiiroughollt the school for ti Z lamcntable lack of discipline It nw I il tlils glade that pilnteil reports were hu First issued to the children One dai wa i'oni came home, proudly healing the clo lrst foriiinl recolil of his piogrcss ir mo »choln'1tic lilies ills motllcl liaillil: lea been n tcorlicr nas pleased to iiott ul Ii'lt hcl' offhpilngs ratings were oi lm, iii,h ortici but his lawyer father idyllic; scuiillod the slip miriutciy mo

D

I dont see any record of deport Th

For a liioiiioiit Toni iookcil blank mo

card a peculiar, frlgliteneil squeak got up to see what looked like s ge mouse moving at a ycry inpid

lk across the room When I got ser look l saw that it use n mother use moving her whole family At st I hope thcre was none left be d for very soon a small snake but

ge enough to put into a panic the ther of foilr less than liaifgrowu

children, came through the cmpty fire

"I'I IIIII“`I‘ place, and after tht- little fugitive

e mother mouse had two in her uth and fastened to either side of

The nusluke “au in L.m,(_u,u H,.,. from him uuleu mm wuh u The turned up in Liddell and Scotts Iexi like our apple, only in its center is , her, apparently holding on with their

ter than I thought Tulle 'cm -l\~l1\

"mu vllliige cliiircll of Gnsiiin no.ii

t

°IecIirIi§rIIIcIlIIIIg w|iicII1 is used to llllll t:0 cgurcu ue" und not the hell ling I 9 Then it tore the door off ii clip

bmigxrd containinil li "“IIII“"` ‘II IIIIIIIIIII o

ticks and lit allthe candles as liioiisll s .

L . II, enchanI:I;I its :i;iili:.~y il,\' l`3l‘llIllF

It coxgp r nf the siilcriiity. Il‘lI- -I" II

Im tri; sgevloiisly l'ol't‘:l `-lil I'1I` car' I I »

.Oat with ilerfect sym"l9II`I"

U . smlniiv °'°‘”'I‘ °' °"" TI"-I re tion is seldom called tu .i

Aluisglé md curlolig clinriicll-i'sllc ol

mar . . I

live tree Affcr nisni. vt-his ti

"I9 ° ` l ll"-gil braiiclie growth the difleren.

l _ radiiuliy' troll'

S; ‘?:ul3;e;:,tl.|eIlI::;I;t Zi-K qillie ,rllvldei

° tie 00' from one another down into l l i ,

revolvers at the maniac, who was

On this platform ladies and gents,

said the lecturer, you see Sig Panhey, the leglesli wonder or human stump, who was reduced to the condi tion in which you behold him by a shark in the indian ocean _I4 years ago. Big. Pankey, as you see, has no legs whatevenilnd his principal and only occupation nowadays, ladies and , ents, is eating his head off. Proceed- Ing, to the next platform, I call your attention to the Esylltisn mummy. supposed to be that of Rameses the

G,-eel( ever used such u word as tbl.; The mamo mosho ls the guest Sli (li.ilic~ Ii inllhani (slit-siting at

f om all thc ladies but .i lou scc -Il eventually shot down, but not iintll he I lluupll l l l f _l , I l 1: 1: ' :; ft tt fashion Mid I i;ll0F~B J “ ‘ IDD! 9 059 0 9 PUB Cnllde h th l I d ll l hl l ll f g ll d d l l.ld\ to the glcal illsgiisl ol ie' those vyoincn who cant git cm suifcl 5 pants, and II” ‘I°°I5 °I II°IIses and IJIlIIysnIl.lII<II m§auvserlII disIIi IiI2IIl1D0IIlt1ldetI Sll;:l‘ ig 0 gmp;.»,r-II, pow ere 'itlici iy ho icluolistinlcd vcrv kindly I° gpt °II III IIIe WIIIIII II`I III” IIIQPII

bt all light -Pucll shops were hastily shut Tbc excite ° it t lfl III°II5 be “I °II "II" ‘Ide IIIIII III”

all PIB _ 6 t ,ud uct sub id 1, r u or all sorts or fish iicrh fowl hlhi Then there were the mannah the I l ll lf l lvf -lt *Pe uuuues ou the (uhm “ui dl t

____ m n s e o some ours sauces. which are euluueruted lu thu uochee _ud llle muugouleeu' all tau ou in this liousc .i-_;.iiii I i~ii.ili kick 5 ks I i” "T191 II et

Built to the Memory of s Don Tm* word The most lugpulouq 13",: ,.,l, delightful for wg;-d5_ and all w0rlu_ uu uni out litit-lioiiiig Iinaud< line lialclt ny you now wiere you ale t s no

2, \ of W||QH S d _ t ft] ‘_ (‘\(l\ llL‘\ ¢\ I

he nIIIIIii0iI<>ItIlI<I\IiiI0iiIrIII»IIif. II lI<»iIl ~ A promineh: Degiocixic politician IIiIIiI:limI°n of It Iet suggested Is ggcgggtsoto :°lI;lt;II'sIIIpmenI' mm tfiulll litliiiicu I:-iltl tilt- IIutli;IIII.iiIIId It °I"’”° °I ‘he ‘mel I" “"‘ ‘II’“I“‘"I°" "I

Immsing or tire on thc =»t>1"lin"' who lived at Allentown was appolntcd - IIII IlIlllll"‘ll 'I`Il“ lflllllil lllllll tIItI ll0l the OIIIIIII’ IIIII °IIIy IIIIII IIIICII SIIIIII Tower' R S I-uc i r rm -ml *Tm-

, J li lg; f l li.-.iii .iiii'i- -i . ith

near West KIIIiIIc(;1III:IIII°ItI II3II~I:iii'i ::IleIlI:1IIllIfIoIlur(I:gotlII:IsI;cgrIII<I:e(§lIIiIeIIlI§Il c°uId"I' PIII” I`I°'a°° TI” cIaI`I"°I iiiII\ IIl.iy IIiifI>III'IillcIIs:IlIyIII IlIniIIII‘IonlllI; IIIeII' IVIIIII I5 good IIIIII “IIIIIII Is is in l\oll0l 0 I "‘ ‘ "The sua ll. t l-lo ll wrote me The clarinet has the richest sweet

, i l lt tl hll ll l h Y J' 9- l Ce io\\.ii l ille hoisc lil l 1ll.f l

(log Tell flllf`f“lI°I ‘If II:;I"IFmI LI: :lII:!IeII: £2831! fyunues Tug Surg' his ,gems lu ul-ulse Qt wlnov the s¢}w0l est voice of all the wood wind instru ,. I.uul uu(.,;,.,l IlIluI, fI,I:,I,I,I,II (IUTHI the pump Picasiire softens pain but ro\lsl1¢0l\l°<I f“"“‘I’I"f“`I I , ,‘, ,mulus hour, when he was not eu teacher shin to the niliviiie citizen llwlltll- lilllwl-itll its slllllltl titles not lihvt-ht mn iihti fi~piish°' saiii the and IIIIIIBIIII wIII~IIIIryy(rI'i~pIiiIiI'i1o~ilc i Salad in omcial duties were spent Who Horace Greefyv Never travel quite so far as that of the oboe ,, muu llu,. mu ,muu ugfuu 0 l would not rntlicr have his happiness the klngl0lll " ‘ ‘ ‘ , ku d l, W lt oelry Whenever, as sometimes hap ns >

ith th Bhtl , tt di i Uwe 9 I' P Pe - li lnilszlitci \ i i cl

1lDD¢“I`I1II°"'“III’I°III °IIéI':;ItIII; and I :uu lulsxugus :,n:nc0:tl;ne:li,.:,:lIu No, no-the otller Horace, who IIWI9 "9 W0 IIIPIUIIIIH9 I° U9 IlIW9d tio n ici( .ic tolli tml liIIIiI I IIIIII SIIIIII gI9“I“ “IIII 5I°W IIII`°II5II]°' “IIIIIIIIIIIIIII c0“IagII Mac loiiii ilif ments At the expiration of his term Comes from antiquity at once the clarinet takes the lower c lliesillpli ul up f¢,(,l|,,,il mul, lifetime than have it spread out over me Mr III (IIIII¢;IfIII~.IIlIIiiiusrIl‘oiil»i= iii of oilce he returned home and his Nev" I’°“I`II Ie" °I IIIIII III" Ihe °I III° mn’ WIIIIII III” IIIIIIIIIII III" III’ -Qi-

I°“I°I III II SOI od th r h w I II I' Il Dlace he come from, but its my opln llllper and mme important erie Biitl

me base of IIIIIIIII III II IIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIII kioned m(;Ier;sI.nwwIomaII1s, tIIsIId oto lIIlIIn ion, whoever he wuz, that he had ln a military band where there are noi F°II°wI"9 IIIII'II'°II' E"aII"I’I°'

Ing Tells IPIIIIIIIII 'IIIIIiIll; Iniii ist- curiously mlshty little to do to be wastin’ words IIIIIISII III' IIII~ II‘° CIIIIIIIGII’ PIU' the III IIIIIIIIIII II IIIIIIIII “Im” Ill ll D011”-GHII IIl1llllII0ll

efngy of that rcmal a .John what did you “ve during .u wine' when the country has more uhleg melody The lmuu ulurluut lu uol cciiiii in a brciyllig conccin iii itniic Wide World Mugllvllltl th tomjyoln you were in omcew com llcker thu n "_ Mu consume go gmonih mi so swag; ug ll", lllglmr ii a I nflc in iii vmilit foi ilio i>r \i

"WM Mother" he said with a smile Convenient but come ter think ol °II°‘ If IW' i l`iIIl°l' °Il0ky Hvlllld "II IIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIII Im IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

' s - i i -

|_ightn|ng's Antics in a Church uuutlus up hlu u°uuteuuuce_ lucuom it the less said bout corn, new or tII°“‘II °°II°I` IIII" III” 0' III° Im* IIII III M I ‘II IIIII "III I I k tie steoliic ui’ lllf ll, ll l- [ v d l lll old in the north Georgy region the °°°“ '°I‘II'°m TII° DI`I'I"I °I' III° SI" I"IIIIIv° IIIIII "I"III Lightning stluc l Pl I 04 W0!! Q 5- Bl 0 lil 0 better The blamed ol government is un tg me gl-9|; orcllelll-5. lu i~ii\ Q o ri i - ii is iii

To\iI0l1, FI`a“"°" III? IIltI|IiI‘IIudII1ft,u‘u;5:Id Af "I0 MIIIWM gash” ""h‘uIIII_AtIBnta Conant" Nwholu ----.___ "`“ IrII‘IiI‘Inf$ir4IiIiII20 oIImiIiIIiII lI.'IiIIiIItIiliI;sI tIoIIIIiII~

I II iwed ns an mivcrtitieiiisni lyor did

Amnny °°”"°‘ lic licsltaic to cffci other pictures for

P” Fuuu A man who has a penchant for

lifter throwing liini.-Puck.

There Ars Others. "Dian is afraid that he may be

outed for polygamy," - .

my bf is married to only one person, slat het" - ,

§l’Ol\'~'

*i u ----_.._.___

These then slowly move apart. llllltl l

Kllllilcd oc iirntcly. lltllllllls servo: like lim ihiiir glam with the light sm°llllI I 0|' snlid. to fiwlctiulls ol B

llecolid can lll0l'°

than by watch,

sew-ii distlnvli

some ltlzxtilasugsuuéx B228 which before

the main tree, and they

umuumeu pg as much se 20 feet

' "Th t ls what be thought for a`

Net a

per-ed the new hrs quite o lady

iwhllenbut now it »thst~he mu-

"*l‘hey do

Miss

Police Justice-The man you ran \\ll\ .ll- lil tl h I

down swears positivel you were grin- Q u d _ Tu I :ind who if-:ir io look my landiiirly iii ning like n fiend befI:;|-9 (pg gel- pls :fxcsgutxf tue°|u;x :;;|I;.d::: 'lic fnrc, iioi do filo sonic? Slay! l him. ' ,ouuuuud to run “ro” me ..ufuu"’..t liriil ilu lictlciz iv' \\'iI’l~i'.z in ifikc

Troliey Motorman-I was, 'your u,”uue_ "such u "uma" uo,_,u..f~r-= ihhh -io,f\no ii.i.;I__= lor my best

honor! But you will understand when uh., gmiglmes; then, turning to her ""I'

I tell you that I was a chauleur for huuud, --what lu un umultyl “ru . W*

three years before I got my proslltll how?" "Alnityf Oh. sccoinmola The Lset Straw. ° j0b, Bild H081 f0l‘(!9 Of hlblt I thought "on ¢|»‘|u‘lv ha dunhud 'nh cuunlmn I-guy uuuf- uuprlud uma" Tommy l could steer the car to avoid him, `u¢||,“_ And eygl- ull,” ug-u buuu » ,. .. I »,, ,l.,._,. ,,u._.u_,.q f u

"They tell me. Mr. Slsthers," sim. "Wu, um ‘L "mm uh alum" '»»lt=i,~~=. sr. “Tin-.n tive in-ople d;i~.vi-

civlying tile possible significance 0

l' w uhruequumuu uud 'haue wus has u llc sir* 0 lnlrpoyr' nl’ thc same liricc

vlviil imagination get into fiimeilliieii ~ " "" "" - li ll "Wt ull ihilm,

lllt’ lllllllll 8¢lll'0 |ll¢° using all his clever-ness in the effort -_~l!- ~ ‘ i - '!:~~;.- riiukc :l piclIIIiIc o. to oaalaiii liow he knew. 'il~ci- 'l‘Ilne1"‘

_“__ II" 0 --~""*°"°'-'-- ii nfl; "li is intemlvli io i':‘lil‘cs9tit till,

Lady Killer. A lr mmlul mul ':~~i-trrss of life, iuy' sin." nnsiy-‘rr-i.

lllluuu "lull you 'md-. u _:.l k.~i:i\i~,"

,mauve » "lull, pow," coiitinlieil 'l‘cniiii=

yu” 'N-3. ‘lu uh u* luis wlitn 'Pimp shall be no tnowtllx ll0'l

French gm to “em (mu mu, ur lunatic thlen took “ses” D f th con by those who can road Greek a thick, white cream that tastes like | u mouths and for “dear life" were the

lx _,lu V, , II 0 ° 'I characters Those wllo cannot may WIIIDDEII <‘l@l1ll'l beat” UD With Blewed uI;uuI;II "own term 'hen IIIII III' other two I killed thc snnkc, and

made 'em till bcllcyel Ll l'll< I mans revolver, and continuétl llpnn be content to lm ll-l l tlll j i I

ear u ce watched the moviil famiiv disziiicar

I°I‘““I ‘IyI° I III” WIIII °IIIe°I IIII'°‘IgII IIIII CIW III which begins le(pIlIdotciIIinclio;ilIIIeIIiIr§I D The lamrosai looked like a peach II IIIIIII “II 'III' I"I“` II through 3 hole ing the ¢0merI_I_3g

SIIIIIII "bow ‘md I IIIIIIIIII I In: "gm and Ie" as he mn A num Stiles liroceeds in like maniicr it smelt like a rose, and it tasted like II our mom _DIIIIIIIIIIIUI Nicholas

derstood women Well yicii iloiy that ber of police and gendsrmea started t}u_ou'gh 78 syllables and counts 110 u yew sweet and lusclous aummu ` < I IIIIIIR III II IIIII IIIIIII “mI`II om II III IIIIIIMIII' empIyIIIg IIIIIIII IIIIIIIS IIIIII letters in all Of course no ancient Iamrosal is my alias Ability APP"°¢Ia¢°d

-mmm

This Mixed Up World

If things would not run into each

asler, and a mlliioii times pleasaliior

ecessary to ask that ilieie be any in

preempt its own territory rind silly

good bilt don t set the milk pail under

pain embliters lilenhilro aiu who

concentrate into one memorable day

it dozen comfortable commonplace, humdrilm foronoons and afternoons, each one as like the other as two pesa

_*_

Salt Seasoned Timber.

A workman was packing salt about

li pile of timber Seasoning timber with salt, eh’ it sounds like a Joke, doi=sn‘t it"" lie said it is often done, though especially in ship timber. Ships built of salt seasoned timber get a better insurance rate Home very rich woods are seasoned in bolllhpoll Thats an ancient and costly process. A new dodge is electrical seasonings, » With strong electric shocks the sap is driven out of the wood slid replaced by a solution of borax and resin. ,The scheme is cheap: not half as (ood ld

salt." .

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Spaiilfsil £xeeullensr's llemorse. A cilrlous story comes from Seville.

On Sunday' night the loosl/bxecutloner died, his death being due/tc'i-emcrse. For several years he had not carried out any: execiiticns,_but recently he was siiihmonéil to Cordova to inflict thc final penalty on some criminals.

'rho impression made upon hlln 'was

so painful that he was unable to hoo the ordeal when summoned to extecute

' '~ “Sven ns-0 mr. ytllllls ma." the im ci-llainslconilemn hlevill

“I ‘ ' u “the father. "you go up and tell youpuug tu, “neu” “ll ht gg 5.

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