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TH-HIHAPOD. South Wales-WP) -Mining history was made when the manager down to the newest pitboy at the Lewis Msrthyr col- liery took the place o! pro-nation- alization shareholders and discuss-

yrs, , ed output and conditions. "you ‘m u d i g u u, 4 --- ._ _ - . . _ time» on»: hi: $111; n»: l1 Game MeMenos e remem ered . birds breath ' r. " ldlldidlliiilftl ililtilfﬂiilly Iyililfiorii Maclriiie. g-alége“; w" wile-i M» Mw-"e" - ' , wig"; _ ' ‘- _. ' "Why {ww- asked Sore. r Wwﬁw I= 11-wr ~ew e°n‘»v§iri'g"§i'r% ' '1 holds-w- ‘You know why n " retorted =$H$§r'

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Who listens not hear no ill 0! selt or others gossips spill. -Old Mother Nature.

Peter Rabbit sat at, the edge o! the marsh staring down at a mesa a! dead. broken-down rushes Same lay partly in the water and partly out. Some were on the mud a tsw inches belowthe surface.

“I'm right here." repeated the smsli Rail whose first name ,is Sum. "For goodness sake Peter Rabbit. don't be stupid. You are looking right of: Ino- D00’! toll m0 you don't see me!” ‘me ‘voice seemed to be cousin! out odthose rushes right at hls- teet. .

Peter looked and looked and looked, but he saiw nothing but the brown old rulhea- with the green new plants standing straight abovethem, end the water, look‘ lug slirnost blank because of the mucldyibottoim. n .

"You haven't answered my question about ilmt pesky Hawk: has he Bone, or is he still hanging around? I can't see around from here." continued that provoking voice st Peter's feet. 1t was the coming of Harrier‘ the Marsh Hawk that had. sent Sore. into hiding.

said Peter. _

Then it is safe for me to come out." said 60m.

Peter ab: a smell movement in the midst of the tallenrushes in the water. A small head with a pair at bright eyes that appeared to twinkle . appeared. Out o! the water onto the ﬂoating old rushes climbed Bore. Peter's eyes looked as it there might be danger-that they! would pop right out o! his

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Peter. “You oouldnt have stayed under water so long holding your breath, and you couldn't breathe

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bothered Peter." ' "Look!" said he. "How do yot. do it? How do you manage to stay all under but just your bill? Bow can you keep still s-lgiht in one plane. deep enough but not too deep? What keelps you from sink- inz ‘or bobbing up on the water?” “Ouck. ruck, cucki Wheat e lot o1’ questions! I use these o! course

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"He's gone. He's way oﬂ’ over the Green Meadows hunting to: Mice"

.void, but he went on to say that

make sense “Peter and he said so. "I hold oin to stunt in the water with them." explained Sol-A. “Here I'll show you." He came over to ‘when Peter ant. H°'ﬂi.d into the water. It was ill> to his body- It was over his beck. It was over his heed. With his ion-g toes he .got hold at a dead plant under mm:- and held tight. Then he tipped his head back and pusibed hisbitioutotwetereloeetea reed growing there.

The next story: “Making Sure."

The Perleet Detause

North had "duplication" otsouthﬁ

he had rejected the ides ‘- he was sure the non-vulnerable

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What do you mean-snowy!" demanded Peter. '

“I was all under butmy bill I ‘ma’ wk“ had that poked out o! water under "Nonga-onm wimnhm some o! this stuff I arn standing Q88 d4 8 on now. My bill is yellow and it ‘.5575 isnit long, so no one ie likely to ‘$63 notlc it ss long as I k it till. .

It was easy. There witesupnotlsiing C’ ‘$1993 » - gxqse N 910932 to it. explained Sore.

"What good did having your bill 4 w 1'3 91° ‘ a out ot water do?" Peter promptly g £5 S ‘.4 7-. asked. . -

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"Through two little holes in it seen; ‘West North lest illlclosetomyteoejuataayoi: 1 1'. 1O» 2. breathe through those two little g.- Pu‘ P5?‘ holes in Your time." Bone ex- . Pu‘ plum. 0t course he meant nos r . Although Bouiih paid a ‘high

Peter thought this over. He was 1-1 g 1 “gram beginning to understand. 0t course p “i t; . “m” m

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against‘ the six~club contract fthst would probably be reached in any ease. By leaping. south said. he ‘hoped that he would buy the contract, tor which. in view of North's tree spade bid. there figured to be a. good play. Whatever one thinks of this reas- oning. lt is only lair to concede that South's punishment was out of‘ proportion to his crime- West opened his singleton spade: East won and carefully selected the spade deuce tor his return, West ruffed. and he then almost had a diamond out ot his hand tor the next lead when he stopped to con- sider. . .

who had East returned the spade deuce? Nonneliy. this lead or the _ lowest card would ask west to re- turn the lower outside suit. which. between hearts and diamonds. would clearly ask (or a diamond. But in thiresae Bast knew that West would not return e heart. in the face o! dumriry‘: ace. so pcill‘! his lead of the spade . deuce haste more subtle mean- ing. Wes-t decided-that it did-have and he 1M1 trunlplllast won. end the spade return gave West another ruti’.

i Observe that a diamond at a heart led‘ by West would have let louttrdieaerd his lertapads on the heart ace. .

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