By Thornton

THE CUBS ARE SAUDI-ZR AND VVISER

A lesson that is ;earned Ihrotil-KI-l pain

You seldom need in learn cuzziiii

sold Mother Nature

Yellow Jaikeis are nienihers of the Vi'RKp tainnx. They are lint- tempered full: The) iiitre jilsl as hm, stings as liave any other mem- hers of fhP itillli and they are JIISL as reativ in use them. latidy Bear and Toity Bear were .';ndinr; this nlit

They had finiinl a home in a I)'4IlI'( UH

' -i on Jacket 5 in the Greer:

dzg it open. He SI."il'lt"(I I)ll' was all. Oiii, pniiretl liiosn YA. Jackets that. here lli.si(IF of them had a hint hot stinsz. The iim Iilix nut. Ti: ' P uniealiizu. ix other was K them fieii i lmi Jackets

Iilii

Ilrtziiniiiitz .liiiie Isl.

Monday IIiI'0llQIl i"i'iday-

Forest. Taridy Bear hid sIlil'i:l(I in

2 see uh. had .xp.:l;e:'.

13th wiiiis plant will operate on the fnllnwiiig scliedule,

(iay'sA7 AM. io1l:fItI .

BRl'(.7E STEWART & CO. LIMITED

W. Burgess l Those angry Yellow Jackets l(Il(In'I. follow far. Taddy Bear Iliad been stung on his nose. and bark of one ear. He remembered how iihen he had been stung as he. ininibeti up to the paper nests Oil

the Wasps. in 8 tree, Mother Bear Th”, "wk .0 "mi, heel, muunnw

had led them in a swampy place nhere there VIPI5 wet mud. Tha mud Il':'(I seemed to soothe those.

rtinizs, Thai blI1lllll))' place was not "We fniizul another Yellow tar trim iilierc he uas now. andl.lackei'.x nest." explained Taddy he made st:'..i;:lit for it. iE0:ir. ' i

them he found Jimmx Skiinl: 5 slioe-butt II.

when he gut p Tmiy Bear nlieudy there. She look- ed as if she had already been rol-

liit; ill the mud. She was whimper- ' Y '

ing a little, so he knew that shel

had fared no better

Ilf Iillx IIIIIIIIDPIIIZFZ IIUO. I

rnr. GUARDIAN, Cl-iARLOTTET()WN Bringing Up Father

Q contract Bridge

Hy J-out-phine ('ulbert.son

A BAD REBID

South's opening bid in the hand below, though technically question- able. should have led to a perfect result. The fact that it didn't was

MAY 29. 1953

.........,

George McIIlIu nu;

By

CANI hO..' IMAC AV-BODS P?OPO

TO OU? COCK WHOEVE5? HE 15' HE CE?YA:N.,V ISN'T HARD TO PLQSE!

ti Skiinkf'"Wli.ii' VIlLi.VS”IlaI)D6n9d to. y

eyes ixiuiziiteiieti he exclaimed. and he grinned. "Did

than he had: 545

Htm-ever the llillfl did help. and to (in!

x g ( Ll;

t .'I' x .i,

519 .W'

on?" he inked.

"You don't sa

nest np5'nT' ed Tacldy

(Iii: tint

Bear. "I

.:l in ”Dl(Ii;i vmi knmi any better than

uslceri Jimmy Skunk.

presently they were talking ll ”WiH x r mer. "Mathe Bear was rlizhi." said ollm" SIWIW UP Timi 'l'oity Bear. "i guess there

different replied

V of theme other lint-'ie:nperN.

- I-ilil"'i ”I iziiess

it xx IS Jimmv

and lzistiiiu until Septenilier

77 A31. in 4 Phil. Satur-

NM.

KNIGHTS O

SOOIAL

All members :1 Invited

LOBSTER SUPPER

and

Friday. May 29th at 8:30 p.m. In the Home.

F OOLUMBIIS

EVENING

nd their wives are

to offend.

.Ioe Paiooka

TREY CANT DO THAT T'U5 .'.'

Li'I Abner

IS YO' SNOKE THET DAD .4 CLOUD Ni'li:.G MAW BAR 4 ISGOHKA LIIVFL NKRD LL)Ci(.'.'

SE1 7041? NET DONE IT.' JOIK! 5TUFF...RACE HORSES...

.".A.

DONT RUSH MEIFLEMME WGGER

f9mEN,iri.z NEED A FATHER MORE?! lVZR.'.'U- OH, PLILASE. MARRV MF.,CECiL B. , De MILDEW, i PI.I:ASE.'.'

t- I guess Pd

RI in it

said that dun that iicst open.

LISSENMWEILL OUTSMART 'EM.' WE SUV ALL KINDSA

SHEEPS..,EYC.. ETC...AN' WE TAKE 'EM BACK TO THE-

t (I..'ferent"" demand-

.rv 11,: . .'l'.iddi Bear. . ii rlifiereni time ni knn-.i;" said an. (HIV, d lznim Skunk AL . i ”Wi nix the nine of day to (in, The um i'.tt.e Bears turned to '.iI'iI 2'0 'Polti' Bear wanted to

"it ins everytliiiig in do with it. . .l:ninii'. "if was a cool

you rcmeinbc-rs evening when I All those iaikra .n5iiie had gone to sieep. Aiixwiay I Lev neie too stupid to fizht.

v ll1lIi0(I them oiif. and rte them; up liefnre they could sting. That- Ls the time of dav in dis npen Mei in three nests. Would ynti niinrii

shniriii: me n-here the nest is that. l

E tried to npeii?" , 'li it over there," said '1'.1ddij

Bmr imintiny In the direction frcmi

uhieh he. had come. "It is over there," said Tuttv. Bear, imiiitiiiz in the direction

from which she had mine. Then the two lzttle Bears hurl n

l-(1iIdI)I)iP. each insisting nn a differ-

ent direction. You see. one of them had circled around. but didn't rmii7.e it. Jiiit siimr me where it is," Jiw mv Sh ink to Tadciv Bear.

Tadclv Bear refused. He wasii" cm :i:: h.u-k in the iieir:libnrhend of thzit red Then Jimniv Skunk rwkrrl 'rntxi- Bear in lead him In that nest. Toity Bear woiildrrt.

Jimmy Skunk sighed. He was 'ILF'.1lil)0lfliF(I. Jimmy is an expert in ripcziing Yellow Jackets' nests He is very fond of Yellow Jrckets. It uas prorokiiig in know that there nas R, nest. somewhere near. and ihese silly little Bear: wouldn't had him to it. But. were those two li'tle ("tbs SIIIY. 0:' were iliey wise? What do you think?

said

only one per cent of Finiand'r. population of 15 years and up is unable. to read and write.

YEAH? I ALREADY WENT INTA THAT... AN THEY SAY

it NOTHIN' DOlN',) L V

GREENPERNTF

K-Vsur-nu cosr id 7524 cmrsA

I

due to South's second bid.

V that led to the sad result; in fact.

we SHOULDA svooo AT HOME .' WHY,..WHY...I COULD MAKE MORE asrmr HORSES IN TH' POOL Room IN

(-iSHUCKS.'.'-AH'LL as A SDORTABOUV

very ineffectual

South dealer. x North-South vulnerable and (U

011 SCOTC.

grams .754 0108732 -I-Q9 Q732 N Q34 QJ963 QQJOZ ' I 95 W E 0964 HOIZACEDIDYOJ 4.A'i'4 S .pK.l8 LOCKTHEBACK 32 65 Ql-xQ96.': QAK8 QAKQJ 4.10 The bidding: South WHII Nari? Ens! 2Q Pass 34 Pass ANT Pass 5Q Pass 6; Pass Pass Pass

The npening lead didnii. mntter--- iIlDl'P was no play for the six-spade miiti-act. Six diamonds, however. W0lL(I have been a laydown. Thus, instead of collecting 1670 poinu. Norihvsoulh paid nut 100 points-

Tilly The 'Foiier

IS IT KJaT

..M..'1'iiE Lock .i1gMMEv I

HER FOP HER LOOKS - Ti-(ATS FOR SURE .'

MP3. Jl5G5 - C-LJE55 WHO PROPOSED TO ME LAST Nl&HT” YOUR BROTHER BIMMY! I iv-x5 NEVEP 50 INQJLTED lN MY LiFE!'

was PROEABLV GQME 94 FTLEES ID-1:E-R Vii-IO iiANT6 TO GET HE? MONEY AND THEN LEAVE HER-

By Ruiorti

we CAr.”T GET A i.ocKsMiTH TILL TOMORROW--I GOTTA mun some omen WAY TO KEEP . PRONLERS OQTI

I the bid should have turned out i bcautifiilly. It was South's amazing i ' and inexcusable failure to show -i his diamonds that sent the partner- ship off on the wrong course. When Nnrth properly raised the opening Ilid to three spades, giving South 3 furi';ier chance even though the pxldc had it 40 score, it was absurd for Soutii in use the Blackwood Convention then and there-his ptirst duty was to bid four diamonds. Nm'lh'.: raise did not guarantee four lSlim)0l'iIllg spades. and so the com- thined hands might be much better off in diamonds. For this to be

and, as it happened, the opponents .. won the next two games. p WW6 . . : 1 W 54 l Most exp:-rts would not make MR eimpmrlsmaxrizzlbu i: KNOW ITSTHE END Blsgkfcixel-EI.EM EvEW0'BALi39aE AREBMK an opening two - bid on the To :5LiP ourao THEIS K To HAVE ARE N no; 59335 South hand, but it was not f2C68EPg;C.-LT Firrv-AND HuuDRED- x.” VET! that selection s two spades e DO”-A? B”-'5"

By lzdw iiia

IE?-rippfg nu-I

ltrue. South didn't have to find

.his partner with five diamonds-

lf: rscard su t i 'I: ll -

iiiliililaii that a mgihrni oniybz OH.TM NOT IFRAIP OF matln at diamonds, with Snutli'.x F -' CAP SRANILUQAYD5 MLS

qwin suit affording discards of lit-arts from diinnny.

it was ironical that the only diamond bid made by the partner- ship-enot that North was in any iway to blame-was the artificial at-,e-sliowing response to Biackwood. ETIKB suit itself was not mentioned from first to last.

i OSLO, (CPI-Radar has been ;installed aboard 853 Norwegian jmerchant vessels. and equipment .is on order for another 150. The

Norwegian merchant. marine had H1682 vessels at the end of March, itntaliing 6,356,000 gross tons. I

By Ham Fisher

r.'.'1) AH'I.l.

,m ..,

HAPPY ME .'

ATTABOYI JIM, IVE GOT TO LET xou N ON A SECRET... IF WE WIN THE tNTEENAl'iONAL roe uEs?,JEils PRA:rI:ALLY PRoMi5ED TO

I GET T3

;6OLDVl(K Jutr ibzsnnanso wra

, . .

pa...-.v........,u.. o ....r..-...i.uma.

xm

BIG DEAL ' VIE WIN THE RlCEe AND HE Amsrg HER! I EUPPOSE

LOVING CUV...

7C..5'J THE

PRINGLE KIDEVEP GOING HOME '3

mu .r, .m..,..,

LOOK AT me TiME.'TsIrr THAT

I DON'T THINK SO. Iv1I?5.BLUDGE.

I'LL PHONE THEM TO

N: LOJE HAtslINGYOU,DEAR LL COME mam OVER

BUT IT IS PAT!-IE1? LATE, DON'T WDU THINK TI-IEY'D LIKE VOUTD BE WITH THEM ?