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TH & DATS HXAMINER, APRIL: 1O,~

VARIETIES.

Laziness and aspirations makea bad team

Autuma a man sleep on a Spring bed in Winter ?

When capitalists combine, what does this syndicate !

If two hogsheads make a pipe, how many will make a cigar. The man who takes life easy is not

considered a dangerous character.

What cup is that which, although it never cheers nor inebriates, sometimes arouses suspicion }~The hie-cup.

About the only business concern that makes money without advertising is the United States mint.

Ned Caldwell, a farmer, was shotand killed by a neighbor in Courtney, Tex. The murder is the result of a dispute.

A little boy being asked why Lot’s wife was turnedintoa pillar of salt, replied ; ‘Because she was too fresh, 1 guess.”

A naturalist has taken the ground that alobster is a posthumous work, inasmuch a3 it is never red till after death.

A man is always a bachelor until he gets married,and then he is anything his wife chooses to call him, and she usualiy does.

Jones lets his wife play a Jew’s harp, for it beats all instraments that womun plays on, because she can’t talk or sing whilst she plays.

The United States Government maintains twenty-four naval chaplains, and thinks of building enough gun- boats to go ‘round.

A woman may not be able to sharpen a pencil or throw a stone at a hen, but she can pack more articles in a trunk than @ man can in a buck-wagon.

It always casts a gloom over the sky of love to havethe young lady’s small brother poke his head in the door and yell; “Sue, your other feller’s come.”

“Thomas, spell weather,” said the master. “W_i- a-e-t-h-t-h-i-a-e-r, weather.” “You may sitdown, Thomas. You've given us the worst spell of weather we've had this year.

The Truro condensed coffee factory continues to meet with gratifying success, The first carload of their products is about being shipped to far off British Columbia.

An exchange says: “A teacher in Arkansas, in response to an inquiry, what is most needed in his sehool, writes: ‘Branes, branes, branes,’ Well, yes, we should think so.”

Bruce had recourse to the sword, Tell to a bew and arrow, and Washington appealed to the God of battles; but when a woman strikes for liberty, she uses anything she can get lay hands on.

Jones asked his wife: “Why is a husband like dough?” He expected she would give it up, and was going to tell her it was because a woman needs him ; but she said it was hard to get off her hands.

It is said that four hundred and eighty of the seven hundred and thirty- two polling places of Philadelphia are located in houses where liquor is sold. No wonder Philadelphia is the hardest city in the country to reform.

A lady named Mary Magui-ab, Had tronble in lighting the fi- ah ; : The wood being green, She used kerosene— gez—! 1! t tet tif l—-tzssz—!!{1! She has gone where the fael is dry-at !

Artificial sponge made of cotton, ren- dered absorbent, and treated with anti- septics, has been invented in England, A piece of the size of a walnut has ab- sorbed water until it reached the size of a cocoanut. It is so cheap that it need be used but once.

In a contested will case at Philadel- phia, the other day, it was stated in evidence to prove unsoundness of mind that the deceased on the last 4th July hitched his horse to his sleigh, and bundling himself in a buffalo robe, started off for a ride.

Two Toronto whiskey informers, named Burton and Ireland were seu- tenced on Saturday to three months imprisonment for endeavoring to extort money from a saloon keeper on con- dition that they would not proceed against him for illegal liquor selling.

The customs authorities at Ottawa seized 2,550 copies of Lord Beacons- field’s novel ‘‘Eadymion,” published by Harper Bros., of New York, and sent into Canada. The reasonis that Dawson Bros., of Montreal, have the copyright of the work for the Dominion, The books haye been destroyed.

A woman will sit by her parlor window watching people slide along aslippery sidewalk and laugh her hairpins out, but she always grows red in the face with suppressed rage when by and by she has to go out to the store herself, and the irreverent small boy asks her why she doesa’t put on skates.

“Two dozen black hen's eggs,” said an old Woman, addressing a grocer. “Bi: ack hen’s eg! !” exclaimed he, “1 don’t know a black hea’s egg from ar other colored chickens.” “roth, then T do,” said the woman. “Then go and pick them out yourself,” he replied, pointing to a large basket) of eggs. fhe woman did 80, and picked two

Sanne of the largest eggs in thé

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> JOMWNSON'S ANODYNE

Roottively, oars SPs: HBA Polis

BLOOD NW, and Skin have no oat s

“In my mai) for 25 cts. in stamps.

try is worth Powder is absolutely pure

It will tise positivels

CHICK EN

PARSONS’

to each

The ze og Vek fot Besplty Exeels ali other Remedies fur Exterual Use.

ay-CUNBG~ Diphtheria, CURES — Catarrh, Chol- Croup, AsthSs. Bro era Morbus, Dysentery, chitis, Ne “Ghee: Chronic Diarrhcen, Kid matisin, Ble Fat the ney Troubles, and gpinal Lungs, ‘Hoarseness, In- Diseases. Circulars free. fluenza, Hacking Cough, I, 8. JOHNSON & CO., Whooping Cough. Boston, Mass.

FOR INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL USE,

ractice I use no other.—J. Dennison, Valuable dat formation Phas

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it ir CH cya. ERA. | cular ree 1. &. JO }HNSUON « CO., Boston, Mass

ae ee PEELS

DACHE, Biliousnegs, ar Ms all LIVER and BOWEL Come iseases (ON iLL DOSE). find them a valuable Cathartig and Liver Pill.—Dr.T.

iginte, MALARIA, ints these Pills Palmer, Monticello, Fla oa Witt. Iowa.” Sold everywhere, or sent by 8. JOHNSON & CO., » BOSTON, N, MASS

For wenaieS Gompint

It is a well kno wn fac t that. most of the Horse and Cattle owder sold in this coun y is , less; that Sheridan's Condition ) and very valvable Nothing on Earth will make hens lay like Sheridan’s © ondition _ ow- EB Sr. Dose, one teaspoonfal ‘ pi

aut st, oe d everywhere, or sent by mail for 9c. in

ins, price $1.00; by mail, $1 20

Dec 22, 1885.

Station at following Rates ;

Ch’town, Oct. 19, 1885—lyer eod

the Liverpool and London and Globe Insurance Co.

Assets, Sist Dec... 1884,

When distance does not exceed 10 miles, for twenty words or under... nes SROs Bredeay Chal 1G -ah Glew. 2 oo 2..2. cccdse soc sssecccde conseeces coccenoce cocesenbe _—) <- For each additional word one cent extra,

A discount of 20 per cent from the above rates will be made to lessees of instruments

Written messages will be delivered in Charlottetown within city limits; fromall ether receiving offices within a quarter of a mile trom said oflices,

Special rates will be made for delivering at greater distances, All communications and messages must be prepaid,

The Company is prepared to lease Telephone Instruments in Charlottetown and Sum. merside at established rates, and to treat with persons requiring private or toll lines,

For farther information apply to the Subscriber, at Charlottetown

$36,023,954.86

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IRE INSURANCE: may be effected with this Company on the mest Advantageous Terms.

LEONARD MORRIS,

Agent, Summerside, P. E. I,

R. R. FITZGERALD, Agent, Ch’town, P. E, I.

TELEPHON: COMPANY OF PRINCE EDWARD ISLAD.

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HIS COMPANY is now ready to transmit wien end verba' messages, by Telephone, between Charlottetown, Hunter River, County Line, Freetown, Kensington, Summer- side and St. Eleanors, at the following Rates; _

From Station to Station, when the distance is 5 miles or under, for each five minutes’ con-

versation, or part thereof, atcesagnge sdltsos bese ¢: senpeepen anonen, negeess Sbbdhh + mehasinobunestal 10 Cents do do do OD Is cncechoce vagune secvereecian — Ue do do do over 10 miles,....... iitvpitiaann - *

Written messages, subject to Company’s conditions, will be sent from Station to

ese. 15 Cents

ROB ANGUS;

MANAGER.

CAPITAL -

Ch town, Jan. 1886

ROYAL GANADIAN INSURANGE CO.

0) cantisinienve

FIRE.

miatnhsbnitelly Head Ofice—MONTREAL. Halifax Branch—J. SCOTT MITCHELL, Agent,

$2,000,000,

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Ws RISKS TAKEN ON MO\T FAVORABLE TERMS. Sq Agent for Prince Edward Island :—

F. 4. ARNAUD,

MERCHANTS BANK OF HALIFAX.

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Sashes, Doors,

Mor rhe dings,

Mh town

Rept 29. 12°

Wadowand Door Frames Bi llusters, Newel Posts, Stair Rails, Twists, &.

We &re prepsred to do all kads of lobbing, in Planing, Jointing, M orticing, Tenoning, Jig and Fret Sawing, Turning, &c.

All kinds of Gothic Windows for Churches made at shortest notice

With new and first-class Machinery, aad the latest eppliances, we can insure the nimost satisfaction to all who favor us with their patronage,

CHARLOTTETOWN SASH UD DOOR FACTORY |

Peake’s No, 3 Wharf, PALME® & C€

We are now manufacturing and will sell at the lowest cash prices’;

« PROPRIETORS.

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Archi‘raves, Spouting and Conductor

while ! yoar

IS85-6,

N AND AFTER TU (Sundays er: :

PAIGE EDWARD ISLAND RAILWAY,

Winter Arrangement,

1885-6.

E SET DECEMBER Ist, 1835, Trains will run daily, as follows

TRAINS DEPART. —FOR THE “WEST.

TRAINS: ARRIVE.— FROM THE WEST.

STATIONS. No. 1. | No. 3. STATIONS, | No. 2, No, 4 A. M, y a, P. M. M. Charlottetown.....- 90000¢es- 715 1 50 . harlottetown..+.+.. @eeeeee.. am | 6 o Royalty Junction,....++-.... 7 Bt 2 12 novel PUNCUIE, 2.2... cace 2 iAivea North Wiltahire............. saz | 3 05 North Wiltshite...:......... 1 29 8 45 i Mass. os aneenecses 830 j 3 20 ee EO 115 | 8 30 Bradalbane.................. 900 | 357 ||Bradalbane...........°.."’ 345 | 753 County Line,.....ceceeee.... 909 | + OF os ieee Bee 12 36 7 43 Freetown ......0...26..50606- 9 23 4 22 PUGmewaiend i i TS 12 23 7 28 Kensington ........esee+s.. : 9 40 4 45 Kensington .,..... ni lieiadl coe” 13 06 7 05 : ar}; 10 10 5 20 dp’ A.M, 6 30 Summoerside............ P. Mi, Summerside... .......--. j 11 35 . : dp 12 40 ( ar 10 35 Miscouche..../..20.0. 000 1 00 Miscouche.. ae. 1015 | sv rercnnneeistticns \... Aa nh............... 949 | BRE Bice so ocesconamnenant cect Bs 1 Pert GNU iick ). a. r 907 | RR as 322 | PPE <.ccséubebuites..,. 5. 7 54 Bloomfield,..+++0,.....0s00+5 345 | Bloomiiela Bae aaa 7 30 | Alberton. . sii. .eeeese.0... 4 20 a... 6 55 Tignidlis..dtte.-deete--ole ar] 6 15 Tigniss seseeeeeeeeGD 600 | TRAINS: DEPART. —FOR THE EAST. TRAINS. “ARRIVE.—FROM THE EAST. STATIONS. 7 No. 5, | No. 7 STATIONS, | No. No. 8, | Pica (' BE, Charlottetown...... Onbtie ail 2 30 ||Charlottetown .............. 10 25 perky JUDCHION..c0.ceeres 2 50 ||Royalty Junction,........... 10 05 Wh ci cc nddoadvodee aye s2@ 1 tS 08s, cence tint han 9 32 ar 3 55 dp| 9 00 Mount Stewart......... ; || Mount Stewart......... -. >, "Fs . ‘i ar, 8 50 sav are cs dnnensees § 22 ta iil ia tli a alia da j 7.«1 Georgetown.........,..... ari § 48 P. M. | Georgetown... ..+++++.... dp! 71 A. M, Mount Stewart............. 4 05 Mount Stewart .........,. d 9 Morell ee ee 4 43 Morell eet OOOO cares P PE Ssegeee ° ! i St. Peters esd ok even eee sncts | 5 12 a | EE LE. Sila eal 7 48 Bear River....... eeedede.. cs ; 4, 57 Bear Rives i Sil da es lle ial 7 03 parities, at dino dhoe bap ar | 6 40 Soaks... ee, eee ap| | 6 w

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—_ Trains « are run by Eastern Standard Time.

Railway Office, Oharlottetown, Nov, 25, 1885 —wkly pro 4

JAMES COLEMAN, Superintendent,

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1886

LONG CLEAR BACON

Ks ee eo Bacon, Spiced |

Rolls, Sugar-oured Hams, Cumberland Bacon, and Lar in car-lots or less quantities,

Address J. GRIFFIN, Pork Packer, St. Thomas, Ont, Jan. ‘1, ’86—2aw 32mos

anatase sth SS A Sen

TRUE VALUE

9 RAKING COOK'S FRIEND fewer As compared with two other brands the strengths, only, of which have been pub- lished, carefully omitting cost.

ltin “Royal” costs 60 cts., gives 2,033 cub, in. of Gas, or 34 inches for a cent.

1 tin “Princess’ costs 50 cts., gives 2,408 cub. ins. of Gas, or 48 inches for a cent.

‘ooks Friend cost 50 cts., give ” Ped at of Gas, or 60 inches for a cent.

Cooks Friend is therefore 25 per cent. better value than Princess, and 75 per cent. better than Royal.

The purity and healthfulness of € ‘ooks Friend are unquestionable.

Cooks Friend may be had from store- keepers generally.

FOR SALE.

RIGHTON TANNERY, with its Steam Engine, Boiler, Splittiny Machine, Stuf fing Machine and other Plant is offered for sale at private contract The above Tannery was formerly operated by the late Donald McKinnon, of the late tirm of McKinnon & Co., of this city. It is fitted up on the most modern principle, and has hitherto paid a large percentage on the capital invested. To capitalists no better in- vestment for their money, either by Bank or Manufactory, can be offered, Possession given immediately. MARY J. MACKINNON, Executrix.

Ch’tewn, Oct. 17, Herring. Herring.

200 Bris. No. 1 FAT HERRING.

200 Half-barrels do

50 Quarters do do

50 Quintal CODFISH, cheap for cash or trade,

188h.

DAVID SMALL.

COTTON DUCK—COTTON DUCK

Notice to Shipowners & Builders.

\HE Subscriber now offers to the trade, Yarmouth Cotton Duck, at manufac- turer's prices. Has on hand a supply of light and heavy ducks. DAVID SMALL, Agent,

Hyndman’s Buildings, Corner Water and Queen Street.

FARM FOR SALE

A SNUG Farm of 50 acres, with Dwelling House, in Tryon, near the Woolen Mills, for sale on easy terms.

This farm is situated in a first-class locality —convenient to churches, schools, market, mussel and marsh mud, *c, &

Immediate possession given.

For particulars apply to

J. A. GOULDRUP, Crapaud.

April 2—wky 4i pd

Hosiery Kuitting Establishment.

J. CALLBECK is selling ladies’ and

» Misses’ Stockings at from 30 to 50

cents per pair, and Men’s Socks from 20 to 30

cents. Good value, being made from the best Islan 1 and Scotch yarns.

Ch’town, March 15, ’86-—-3i oaw

Mill Machinery for Sale,

‘{\HE Subscriber offers the following Machin ery for Sale at a bargain :

1 Leffell Water Wheel (large),

1 2-foot Circular Saw with 40 foot Table,

1 Large Circular Cross-Cut Saw and Frame complete,

1 Shingle Machine (Smallwood 4 Bovyer), old style,

1 Upand-Down Saw (Meiley Frame), and Carriage, all complete.

aw Correspondence by mail to be ad- dressed, Box 34, Charlottetown. JOHN F, BAKER, Bunbury, Lot 48, P. i. Island,

March 4, 1886—dli 4i eow

OLD GOODS.

Ca paid for any quantity of old Rope, Canvas, Iron, Copper, Brass, Lead, Zinc, Pewter, Horsehair, &c, at the Junk Shop, Lord’s Wharf.

J. McLEOD.

Ch’town, Feb. 26, ’86—wky 4i

FERTILIZERS. Great Reduction in Prices ! JACK & BELL

Offer their Celebrated

* Ceres” Superphosphate [ea 35 per bbl on time.

** Ceres” Cas. —ALSO-

Lfooties * Phosphate at $4.35 per bbl. on time

“ Popular ’ P ~. 26135 {** Cash’

Above Fertilizers are put up in Barrels of 260 lbs. nett, and at above prices are delivered at Wharf in Charlottetown.

{No Reduction in Qvlity of “Ceres.”

We alse offer our Cclebrated Bone at usual Rates. Send for circular. JACK & BELL, Halifax, N.S. A. GILL,

Agent, Queen’s County. March 5, 1886.—tf

Great Reduction

F Rates to Chicago and all points on the Pacific Coast, Calitornia, Oregon, Wash- ngton Territory, Montana, Dakota avd Brit: ish Columbia, via the Hoosac Tunnel route to the West and Northwest. For tickets and all information apply or

write to WM. A. FAUGHT, Ticket Agent. Offices :—St. Lawrence Hotel and Queen

Street. Ch’town, April 2, 18856—wkly.

JUST RECEIVED. MALTOPEPSYN

—_— ws DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION AND ALL KINDRED DISEASES,

MORSE’S CORBOLATED NORWEGIAN COD LIVER OIL !

— FOR — Consumption & all Wasting Diseases. Giycervle or Celery Compound,

{CONTAINING NO OPIUM), For Teething Infants and Nervous Troubles.

Laird’s Bloom of Youth or Liquid Pearl,

— FOR— Beautifying and Preserving the Complexion, ~~

FOR SALE AT

C. D. RANKIN’S,

QUEEN SQUARE, Charlottetown. Nov. 16, 1885-—-ly r

THE EXAMINER

JOB PRINTING

OFFICE

haz lately boon repleniched with a supply of

Printing Types and Material

—OF THE—

Latest {nvention and Best Description,

and we are now prepared to print, under the

Careful and Skilful Supervision of Mir, J. W. Mitchell,

BILL HEADS, BLANK CHEQUES, NOTES OF HAND, HAND BELLS, LETTER HEADS. RECEIPTS, POSTERS, DODGERS, &e.

ln Short Notices, in Good Style AWD AT CHEAP PRICES.

Executors’ Notice.

HE Undersigned Executrix and Execu- tors of the last Will and Testament of the late Donald Mackinnon, of Charlottetown, tanner, deceased, carrying on business under the name and style of “MACKINNON & CO.,” hereby notify all persons indebted to his estate to make immediate payment to them at his late office, in Grafton Street, in Charlottetown, and all persons having

h | claims or demands against the said estate are

hereby required to furnish the same, duly — within twelve months from this ate

Dated at Charlottetown, the 2nd day of OCTOBER, 1885.

MARY JANE MACKINNON,

Pxecutrix, W. McLEAN,

JAS. CURRIR, Executors, Ont I%A-_law tf

Polled Angus Bulls FOR SALE.

“DUKE OF EASTVIEW 2xp,” 2 years ol, “EARL OF GLENBURN,” 6 months old,

Both first prize animals in their respective classes at Provincial Exhibition, Kentville, last October. Good pedigrees, and registered | - in the American Angus Herd Book. Fine specimens of the breed. Correspondence solicited. JOHN W. LOWE, Glenburn Ss Farm,

LO, BR. | 3e. “i yal Maccan Station,

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