Y Ffar Largest _Dal y Circulation in this Province.

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CHARLoTTEToyvN_ PRlr\'CE F,D\vARll ISL;/wil, CA1\'.=xi>.»\, TL*ESl>,\\’, I>F,CE.\iBER 14, rgog. {

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wlttim wmrsn if Lswvcnl .l'|'

muon, Alplaosmwun somethin of

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Bills' both* Pfefluion. O l

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in a smell ’f»9im.ln.s°uinern Georgia one morni,o5,,;lost;week. he called ,loud ly; "Jon9p..Bq,ii1st t Johnson!"

A di _,tiled spéatleman came to the

bar, allf_i?sa.`i_d_: " "Lam Dr. Jones, your 2; honor. fha ceiwllinlns witness. My Cl, oniokepls..wsi£e.§_to1on, s.nd_round ‘in the ea i>°SSesi1_ 91.1 °,t°- “ODQ l1.19§i\@l1i. doctor," the,judge in. ff

terr11pte_d,- We must have the defend- W

ant at the bar. .Tones against John

son! Jones against Johnson! is the IF;

defendant present? Is William John- il

son in court'."’ ' D

A tall andshambling negro shuffled ca

to the har, ducked_ his head, pulled his woolly forelock in token of respect, W and grinned a propltlatory grin. l

“Ah's Wlllyum Johns’n, please sur, go

jcdge," he said. "Ah doan' know nuffin 'bout no 'i'endant, sub. Ah'm I

jes` de man wot took de chick'ns." rg

"Don't talk like that," the court W

i\'ai‘i1ed William "You ought to have

a lawyer to speak for you. Where’s Lt: your lawyer?" tr

"Ah alu’t got no lawyer, jedge_!' th

"Very Well then." said his hon

_ ' 01'. in "I ll assign 1 lawyer to defend you." gr

“Oh, no, siih; no, sup! ple.e.ease

don' do dist!" William be ged '

B .

l "Why not?" asked the judge. ' "If: 1,1: won‘t cost you anything. Why dolfg 'lll

“Well. ah’ll tell yo’, ssh," said Wil- ol;

liam, waving his tattered old hat con. nl

you want a_ lawyer?"

fidentially. "Hit's Jes' disawa ._

' ' ' 3' ah or

wan' tuh enjoy dem chick'ns mase-f." br

-Harper‘s Weekly. ,

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Winter has always proved a trying

time for rare and delicate birds in the Ca zoolcslcal gardens. one interesting th theory has been advanced, that owing Pa

to the long nights in these latitudes in winter the poor birds do not feed long enough during the day to "keep iT body and soul together." In the old

insect house some good was effected Ai’

by inducing the birds to feed before dawn with the aid of a powerful motor lamp which was placed there BB limi! in the winter. `

In the new small birdhouse, says the Jig

London Daily Mail, an elaborate fn- r'

Cimlcscent sssiisnt installation has fe

just been completed. It is controlled ku from oulslde ,md at slx o.cl°ck in the Newport, bilt by thc poor as well. An

morning a watchman switches on the “C

lights. ` tl’

immediately is chorus of songs he

hrcaks out from the amused birds, 8'

which start breakfast immediately. his

_l».,, Tim' Sid Thought Are to

Wl1°i_1 °i“!i~i.¢il>B"iF\lm opened con" -ir' _ grlni Ab°“i- r _- '

` 'H-rl

What will bo the destiny of the Uni- `

*adllilwtr to this can be supplied m9¢i,|i1i-Bly by a comparison with the mill; empire. The establishment of iiilillliiillilillo as the_capitsl of llle Sf. and the- eastern empire's sell". Mit from Rome, are paralleled in 9 S 015' Of the American revolution. emma? i°°i¢. H1911. for a progressive “I 11° in the Strength or lllnginnd,

nverso ratio to our own lncreas.

E D0W€l‘i Australia, already Anlerl n in her political organization, will avltate. with canada, into the union, ,lily the English-speaking peoples ll be reunited under American aus ces. That is as far as we can look

rward legitimately.

America will be absorbed in ure so tion of her social problems, Democ cy, which has never really existed, iii b° °0111i11E into its own; and with

advent vwill disappear the comedy representative government which, ied °“i ii1i'0llSh several centuries in e classical world, and found want- S, is destined to receive its coup de

ace “D011 American soil.

The battle of socialism will be upon to be Soived. D1‘0bl1i1iy. after some

nslderable bloodshed, by a Slldllell umination of common sense, The 059. haphazard productive methods i°'d3Y. and our costly and falllly

anner of distribution, will have to be 5a“ized,i° Prevent their complete

The solution of this tremendous oblem, which will be precipitated by e sudden fallureof foreign markets en manufacturing slid prohibitol-y riffs are universal in all countries, ii OCCUDY oilr attention for at least century to come, By the year 2009, therefore, no radi- l changes will have occurred upoil e map of the new _

radyile. in Ilarper‘s Weekly.

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RUE TO HIS HIGH CALLING.

Q of Gifted Physician Reads Weil ln These Days of Struggle for

I . D,

An1'ii=_iciAi. Luci-i1' Fon sinos.' tn

i~¢fllihen| Their Day, Giving Thom ta

More Time for Feeding. Wi

Many anecdotes are tolli of thc' ndness, as well as skill, of tlic luic

W. T. Bull, whose loss is not only r',

gretted b_v New York's “'400_" who “ ew his miuistrations there and iii

quaintance tells this true story as

Pical of the man: "Shortly before "‘Il’7i‘l1"/‘»`a‘5ii`1l¢_>_-l'e_`="

was stricken with his fatal illness _

young East Side physician called nt ' l started after lilo group. After ll C011° the oyster parlor. I didn't hear fronl

office and said that he was nttonll- . , lp l,l\»l_lll-,lil-I(,\f lllr »l-ln.; poll l, M, lll,;llIGl(,Ul_~` ART 5ili91'i1i1i9 Chase in The Cf"ii'5f` of “'i1i°ii . him again for more than a week. One

Hisuliirsnsmgsln 2009__' __ I W *L_* _ii '

n l den of the Changes That

|i>urs aisles on or-i=slisivelli=iil:s:iive’__cli_Aili3

Writer Calls on Them to Give Rea- iPf'°P¢|' UI" 0' °"ll” whim "nuff

sons for Their' Admission to the Country.

We desire io call attention to a I V

,flagrant violation of one of our most 'ine charm. Ono ll-I0 \dmi1'°" n-“Q

importollt statutes.

, _Hll Bltiowod' lo Elioliildl _ ,`:_;.*'l__Y\_ Duty of Allolé k 1’ sweet voice is a powerful fomiiu'

masculine voices which are soiidrolm

I 'Under our immigration laws, no 0-|111 11111- nlien ciin land in this country who

We should. therefore, be careful of

has no money and no capacity. If llc this 0l'Slll Willdl lllfllre ill! b8lt0W€li comes from ii foreign store. he must upon us, and improve it if possible.

be ldentiflcd :ind duly passed upon,

Coarse, shrill and harsh voices may be

What is rt-ally happening? Every softened by care and study. A woman

dey, nziy, almost cvery llliliiite, in this with a peacock voice can never charm.

country babies are being born who

rcallv have no right to enter our do

Speak in a low voice, but distinctly. loud speaking denotes ill-breeding,

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main. Not only this. but they are and sometimes shows a domlneering calmly allowed to be here and not the spirit. 'Many people drown the voices slightest ilrolcsl is 1112106 against of others in a discussion that they

tliem.

may themselves attract the more at-

It is true that recently some effort tention. To keep the voice at a proper

has been made to discourage their tone, never call from one end of the i>l`9S@llC0» 13111 1i1iS iS by Dl`il/810 illlii- room to another, nor from upstairs

viduals, and not by the ailtlloritlcti.

down, nor at any distance where it

Every baby comes llerc from a for- becomes nocossal-y lol- one lg' shout

eign shore. lic is a vngrunt. Wily. with all his might, as this coarsens be llasil't even <~|i»tlli=s\ oil his -buck. and l-oughgng gpg volcg and in time In a large poi-<'oiitnge of cases llc is I ruins lt,

sickly, and ought to bc kept out by

There are persons who, when

quariintine ailtlmi-ities, if by ilo one spoken l0_ my no a¢lenlll.m_ elthel-

clse.

from abstraction or fronl imliffe-renee,

Tllese intruders ought to be guar- to anylhlng whleh may proceed from

nntced under illc pure infant uct,‘or olhem The person who Speaks ls

else they should be promptly shipped back to the seliiicr, with instructions

then obliged to raise the voice and rc- peat, and thus the habit of speaking

to at least provide tlicin with the nc- loudly ls frequently fo,-med_

cessitles of life before they land among a free poople.-~l.ippincutt.’s.

GOOD JOKE ON THE OFFICERS.

Long and Stern Chase of College Stu-

dents That Ended in Something of a Fiasco.

These things occur in families

where but little politeness is observed between those who owe one another as much consideration as is due to out- siders.

One should never cry out under the

influence of anger, indignation or pain. These cries forever destroy the har- mony of the vocal chords. Children

Once' ln a college l0wn_ me rumor. should be prevented from screaming

that students were carrying concealed weapons reached tlic ears of the local police. Tlloir chief :ii once issued strin- gent orders filut the heinous plnctlco sllould be stopped. ,ln fills partir-iilzir college town the students were no cllfforcnt from sill- dents the world over; ill other words, they dearly loved to bother the police to tho best of their ability. So one day a. group of illf-in uouclinlnntly passed ti policeman, and one of tile students, ill so doing, put his ilolld to ills hip pock- et. Tlli-ll, zis'if rccollt=cting himself lil time, llo hastily witlidrew it and looked shecpishly at tlic policcinan.

“What have you in that pocket?" the . d

latter nskvd stcrlily.

lnsteutiof ull:-'wel-ing, the student

when at play. '

WANTED MOHE GOMNIQN- FABE

Daily Menlo of Oysters Had Begun to Pall on Palate of Trainp

Printer. `

An Oregon editor once got a big

advertisement from a placewhich sold nothing but oysters. The place had just opened, and while the proprietor was willing to advertise he didu't have the cash to spend; so liz* newspaper man took a card which t-niltled him to ten dollars' worth of oysters. “A few nys inter a tramp printer strolled iilto tlit- |l;.::<~tte office and wanted li job," relates tile editor. “l‘ had noth-

:iild all his coiullnuiuils, as ii’ panic- lug lo offer lllm' but told the man he

striclicli, started in run. linluedlately thc policcillzin blew his whistle, sunl- nloned several of hiscompaniilns, and

might sleep back in the composing room, and as be had no money to buy food, I gave him the meal ticket on

This extra feedin time h l d ln! a poor girl over in his ilcigllbor- " ' ` ' A ' the policemen were badly wiiiilfil and day he name into the DHICP i00ki1l5 0

Z as a rea y h

produced good results in the shape of ° improved condition of the birds of par-I fr adlse, mynahs and other rare tropicali °

°‘i Wi10 W0Uid Surely die unless op- , , , , _ _ _ _ Y _ roused to a great plich.0i’ Hllgvr. Hii bit drawn arid worn. ‘I don't Want ated 0n_ The famlly was lon ,,0,,,_ Ui thc c.\l.'l:lltloil ltr. i_lii‘_(rriiftoul l`li;- f~.lol'iil': of flui wlllilii <-iiiiillosltiilil point” :il.;liil.i~i:t.iir.'il niii.-lrggioliiiti and the students wwe ¢ol~nel»pd, and sum- lo seem dlssallsned .wllll what yollfw.

pay and the doctor did not fold tlullci-ics in llouilon tint-_ Splivrv say.-al .4 ‘.‘.~i'_v i'i1:li:iilli .ul_l.ll1lli>`\|>`» .\111l=<2l, *lb--i llfiiir. llvilt by .\l<‘.~'sl‘s llo\\'<lL’s- nlarily ordered to deliver ilp what- done for me, Ml-_ Cnr-ter,' he said. 'And

bll,-ls ln the h0u3e_ tllat he was equal to the operation. of tllc first pictiil-e:--"'l`lic :evcilc is or rnl-t<~lliln~, in thc iili~i:~gr<~iiiid llirvrtizs \_~.~i~ll, ‘ ever iiley 111111 illilheir ilill l100i¢€iS- l‘m willing to admit that the luscious

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9% ‘hw ' Vi°

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Oi-iid Dr- Bllii §iV9 ilim 9- iiiiie lili' laid in a most romiilitlc lzlnilsczipr ltllv iilspcctliiil ‘Victor Czirpatliivl; ..'l`ll<' boilv of Christ is bciill: ict IMeeiiiyiiie5'°]b9y°1qi nach 01° café biV8iVS iS B W0!1d@l‘flliiY 0119 bit Of

. r . 0

e as to how to Dmceed? with tllc cstuiiry of it ri,\'.':r ill tlivl `-.lli\`_’ 'l`lii\ pirtiirc is lent by Lliril lltlvrll from the cross by two men on red n come )' in iiemaji' S 0 ioodi but i0l‘ il9BV€l‘l's si1kt=,can't_voil

L. _

A Hlndy Library. hlwell’ I guess we had halter go _ __ _ .___ ,_ ._- , _, the policemen cannot possibly be re- get an sd, from a ham and egg om.

Many of the new books come out in an

serial form in the magazines and pm-' D,-_

Ders. Cut Out this ilistilllméhtsas they. "They found the patient, in an East horsollnck appi'oucliill_i: froiii thc lcil ' in tizc fol'L‘_.l'1l\lll<i U10 \"il`iIl'-\ Wl‘1lF- rirli l-ri-.\l\i‘.s illc ll<uiy_ To thc ri_i_-,lit l 1 The -A-merlcan volcel

appear and gina them i°5°i-ilei""'i’°°k Side tenement, and in less time than ,on tl t _ takes to tell it Dr. Bull had the Takg B rip I t-“ken tim" ii ‘i"“5PaP°r- room cleared and began the operation. nan; at $35' smut °“V°i°i7°- Past” ‘im When he was leaving the fzitller of

0 e story on the back, fold the the girl met him in the hall and forced

ln the envelope This is 8 book which, a. quarter into his hand. Dr. Bull

' thanked him and went off feeling as

fashion, if from it ili:i':'i-iiile, or in one lt

sheets or strips of clippings and place'

takes only a small space on the lm

books are invaluable for sicx people, W ls frnii hands are not tired y hold- ills a light slip of paper when it would

might be aptly termed the sunbeam in iiilfiify--Housekceper. l E11

"'- lik

Work for the Unemployed.`“" 5;

Li1<>.k of employment is not a newl cr

Of Febriiary 14 1812: “It is of tho!

bl ' ltanism which has done so milcll for

e race in many directions and humil-

of the legislature should immediately capped ll ln otllem when Dlsmell

gan to be prominent .ln the house commons it used to be said of him at, though he was a very 'amusing llow and made* the house laugh, he

. U uid never hope to take rank as Il

nemo" M public w°rkB' etc" etc' statesman. Lord Randolph Churcllill

nt through exactly the slime ex-

-l-ll perience in his early days. Few peo-

' ld admit that a man who ex-

Wir the nl l t th t th lp” W°“ stole has 3, g¥vee§,i;;i;)l::;I. go; on lg Dressed himself humorously had any Hlmw that the ymmids of En t and claim to be taken seriously.-Black

1’ i’ and white. ,_

gllest importance that a committee th

ilifiulre into the causes of the present' be Want of employment among the labor- f ing °i*1SH€S» Ind whether means might, gh 110! be found in a nation of which the ,P revenue is immense by which a suc- cé

Therewereatthattime,nearly100 years We “5°- 16.000 unemployed in Liverpool.

6 Same writer, after asking. "Is I

sie "eiesant edifices of Greece" were ullill with the object of "giving con- “'l°i employment to the laborer." _ l

_ o_ I cor an umpi

F01' the_ benefit of the prospective' in bi! Same hunters a oorrespondenl cm “nelly disposes or the theory that a “gi”-1' is unable to jump to any height i° "Om all fours; He records that he ta t°°i‘ iefllle il! o tree from a particu- V* lar tiger. The beast, however, jumped. "° unto hinr, "into on indie rubber null, "° ff 80011 seven feet," and it was 011|! "0 by lettinggo with my right and ram-_ ii' mins both barrels down his mouth` m

Ti" 111_°rsl evidently is that who fi' “"°i‘ii118 a tiger it is necessary to Baz ~’ a treo with its loymt in-saab ati °“ 1° itat. from the mpund.; ,` _ ri

' """""**"'°'°“'*""° l Vi* THE SGISSORS

wh PI INTO THE PRICE

The New Version.

"Wel_l'."' '

(li "Wow merit.-" API

English Dislike of Humor.

he imposglbla to hold ll heavy b(,°k_ It is sometimes a matter for won- As n bl; of cheer for all lnvallds lhey der that humorists are allowed to live

this country. Deep down in our glish character is a conscious ills- e of laughter. Liiugliter. is an ox- ession .of emotion. and we hzivc a rror of it. It may be that this so-

. et objection to the comic muse is ii

question’ says the Liveri)°°i Mercuryl surviving relic of the sturdy old Pilri-

° The Seéond Fiddle.

_ -¥__.__, gg’ The second fiddle is, on the whole, ` ‘ 'rs the nroet widely played or nu instru-

H* HI h TI c J ents-fortunately, since it is so espe-

lly the instrument of harmony. A great many men have an aptitude r the second fiddle, and where they ke it ilp at'once, without too much in experimenting with more preten- us partsy' they find much satisfac- n in it. There is plenty of poor rk done with the second fiddle, ough. Men who are forced to it by nrrying or other mischanoe are very

t ei to luv badly.

lgillii. I did D0! hiv’ I YBPY bm u|l}° all "kA ilunstgr of the second nddle ls not

e least among masters, and he has, sides, the promise of inheritllig tho rth.-Puck. ~ '<~\

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"There are o. goodmany prize iight- on all ladies winter coats. suits.

"B and brid si rs in the literary o kirts. Till! ll1°i’l1i‘1S ‘iii 511° 9 held,» gllllfg “umpe _ gals in stock go at half pncc and

and nllotllcr (li‘it-ntiul, iriliiiilti-.il, np pears oil thc rigllt, hlliily iinlnll fir ures and 'animals clllircn tile sccnr Tllc Mutlollim, who is sc:-n in proflll to\v-ard thc spcctlitois lt-it, is kiiccl ing. with llniliis clupscil, and llcllind

-i13l1Dler than if ho had rc- ber is St. Joi-lepll sclitcrl. 'i‘lic infant

shelves, and the name is ea' ily ee ppy . , from the outside. These senvelio zceeillefi H' *moo fee' The gm_ but

cliild llcs on llcr robe, His llfuil rcs*-.

ing on ri cllsllliln. 'l`ill: i':‘o il~~llilr. probably lliislltiutl :tilil wife, liilcvl til lrctllcr to tlic right, richly fli`r.\'st‘<l i" Lilo Vcnctllln rorttiiillt- 4-[ tlic llrllilii-

‘__-Z-r- -;.._-';_. " - Y

LOND()N,~Dec 12.-There are some

who profess to know what they arc talking about who say that tllc only diillcfllty-tlilit ol tllc rt-ligioiis of the respectivepartics-mn_v yet bv over- cotme and that "Her Royal lii_zlincsl=" as tile eidcr dnugiltcr of tile Princess Royal and the Ilukc of Fife, is callt-il the Queens-of Portiigal. Of course,this in the royal circle, may yct become is all mere gossip, for no one outside tho inner circle at Windsor can poss- sibly know what pourpnrlcrs hnvc teen going,on during the young l{ing’s visit, if, indeed, any such mnttcrlins been discussed at all by the two kings

t nine at 1 3 od All ladies suits

hl ' ' .

'Ti"’ ilublieation of a milnuscrll 14 oil. All ladies skirts }, and is lull

'PH not ner-essarl-ly iinvli' ii i“°i‘ ‘ oi scissor( ii’°° "im ""7 °°‘"' ai'

ton’s.

ii ., » / . A ` I' ’ V W ' m“_i

or their ministers. In' nnycase, I learn that the young King of Portugal has created a very

_lux il illllv filr-li' unfl ll rcrl niiiiitic. ini-g _\l;ii-_r '.\l:i'_'ll'ilruc, stziritliin; in zi

_:it~cilil,»:‘ at it iulil ratoill, on which is rnroxysili of uilci wltll tirlirs in licr as anytlllllg 9159' lalll (llc foundation -ilu'-ml nn ollcn ilook of Hours. .ir '-yys: :intl liolllliirf liar right bond to of tho American voi<-c was the nerv- ‘nlvc llcl' liciid llovizrs tlic i"i'1ly SPil`ii`- liur llcllll. liclllilli liri' is onc of tlic 0115 iii'i1@i1ii~i1. iilsiing 0\'01` three 0l` fn thc rilziit. lliii"<;_'l'iliintl is llrr limi 'llll_\; iroilioil liolilliilr tile crown of f f~ii flu: '.ll‘.<'l: of r-:liirli ll:i`i`lQ':= fi fcilricil I iliwiift. 'l`o lilo lrlffis the Vii'l_-ill, sup- vi

i‘olll‘r$r»ilt:iil<»il of ('llrie'f. as i»‘rlllv:itoi'] .~ l-Iwi by Fl Jollil, :ilul ‘..`rllin<i flivm

_‘_ll;u<li_’ rin ilu' lull; ilu* .-\l‘Clif‘Il1'!(‘i l is llilothcr hilly \\"_\!lirin. (lolil frnnin- mme acl-oss ll llfrallhy looking wom. ii-:‘ ri--l 3;: l'v5»i'i‘:=ii\tf.‘\I ill 11 \`\'\lii`/'i film ~\'. .rf i‘\»il.'.- t-li..a; 1'. !.i'lit by tllc an. Tllo i.=:ol:ltion ni’ irollilr-l' life, tilc

.l ~ 3|.~:l l-irhlv |\;iil=i'oitlci-oil §',i'lri\il \n.\:i- l . l_,,,__ l.~_,l-_-_--,llnl \‘.`lur|l (from ’l`ollllll@ gcnortil toiisioil of’ illi- _-\llii-i'lf-ziii cli- ,il-, tl-ff liulli. llunl lu-ing i°ui.~c.l null -.V-,_, ,\,,,,,,,»- mute. mulilrili. bud flirt unil worse

_ _ _ _ _, _-__l V ‘ s "W lm Mm! lwmmg H NIMH' md, ` I tho nation into soiili-iilvalitls; and the

s ls.

I think myself that what, as mucii

our generations, of the American Oman. Up io tllc nilildlc of the nine-

tcentli cmltiiry, and cvi-n beyond, for- eigners were siirprisod when they

iilliliilion, conlllillf-il io turn one-hull’

thin, sharp, slovcnly, staccato tones

, of tile American women were as oft-

en ns not flic result of pliysical and nervous dopwssion, I do not say that ill-hcalili was tliu sole cilusc, but it is undoubtedly ibn for-t flint ns tllc health of Anivrlcails has improved so h

avg their voirvs.-l.oildoii Chronicle. ._____i___

‘r't'rhs Eruuito earner. "'

"I don’t sec," said the crildlic bar-

bci' as ho stropped bis razor, “why our custonlcrs conlplnin lllat men of our profession art- exceedingly loquncious. All who enter the modern harher_'s place of bilsinoss should know what to expect. Every bni-ber sllop is it 'ionsoritil parlor’ no\\';lilil_vs. The Worri 'parlor' literally moans 'talking room/ just as ‘l1:lrlizim1~llt' means all assem- bly nt tzilkcl-s. Piirlor :ind parliament have the snlnc root as tho French 'parlcz,' which nleans to talk, and than there is filo English ‘pui'lcy,' to ex- change words. Moreover-"'

"Moreover," gnslwd thi- victim in

the chair, "I nm in a. vi-ry parlous posltiou.”

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i" ‘The Crimean Cri'nrio`. ‘tm - Klnglalco was nil for war. "lie used to sny,“ says Mine. Novlkoff, "that peace would emuscillate the world. 'Besides,' he continued, ‘population wilcri too dense is not ut its best."’ He did not like lli~l_l.;lif. Mme. Novikoi! told Kiuglukc out- tiny that Bright had mndc a curious remark about the Crimean statue in Poll-Mali. "The in- scription," lle had sold, "should be altered. Tho 'a' should be put before the word 'crime.' and not at the endl" -London Cilronir-ia.

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|lnc'1iilpi'cssinii lnlitlle liiizliell (‘o\irt. 'Lira' r1\y=\| =""'-“' Hi' “'i‘“'*` V 'TI -" 'Wu have .lust 1"-'v¢'»\\¢\i "Um 1-i1°

' fr nl Windsor is that pcr- ‘say that the frict is he has been a makers, the newest! and nattlcst lihe

'mm liiusrim ' “very milch liked und illttic nvrrronic ‘lv the splcndors that oi Goat Sweaters to be seen lil the

lc is - ‘ '

~1oIl1\ y - ”_ ` _ ` _ git , All ‘the popular combinations though lie certainly camlo to 'lnnillnild it-iucli ilcrusiilns lllfiiiilw iiimiiilliltilllllil andy some new Um_s_ see me new with a reputation for having what lu and the Most Faithful _SWF Y 0 Mllltary collar sweat"-_ R, 3

less exalted stations would be call- Portugal has in consequence not been dandy, and sure to bo a seller. $1.40, ,ell 1-l,ll.,,»' lu. has been ll very charm- -too ovcrivllclmipgly majestic. _ $2.50 to $5.00. D. A. Bruce. 12-7Gti.~LEOD. , 13'°"lii\ffii _

. distance, piilnl_ trees ituil iill\f,nstl~ licr\\‘ick," - lcliv liitlilcr; <-no partly siippfrrtu lliin corded. pm_lum?,,,

dgtgilepaptggét :lg lglsciztgent' sam ‘rocks ’l`ilc tllrcc l\Ial,fi :irc sccii or I 'l`lir ui.lici‘s nrc ilt'»scl‘iIlc<l`il»s foliowst E-elf ily tl'r~ rr. ss, .Trlscpli of .\rim>i- \

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indignant at Lou of Beard.

Samuel Stiegler, s barber in that sec-

tion of Brooklyn known as East New York, appeared in court the other day io explain why he cut off Morris Krcutzer’s 40-year growth of wills- kr-rs without orders. Kreutzer climbed in the bai'ber chair after`ln- structlilg the barber to trim his beard :ind dozed into a gentle slumber. When he awoke llc sew:-lnlcll with rage and nlorllficiliioll when lu- saw flint he was clean shaven. As he is Gil years old and his board was the pride of his life and purt of his rc- ligion, he had the barber :iri-rs|t>d. Sficglcr declared 'he iinderstoiid Kl~l\ili7.- er io say he wanted a sliuvi- :ind as the ciisfonler slept soiillilly during the opiwzilloli ht' diil not lourn of ills crror until the work was done.

Kettledrum a Perfect Instrument. Tile kettledrum, Mr. (‘.nbrlcl (`lf~nth-

or contended, was perl!-rtiy vnnlpc- lent to prodllrc iiflilospllwi- us well as rhythm. Evifrl to tune thi- instru- ment three things were rer|\il:'ml*zi perfect nluslcal_ ear, a fine si-iisc ol’ touch and five years' experience. Aff-

_cr playing over a kettledrunl inclody

written 80 years ago from .\ir~_voi-llt~oi"s "Robert lo Dinblr-," Mr. (`lo:iili<-r run- llllueil: "I vcnturo to any flint oui.<iiii~ nf the miisicéil profession not one per- son in a hiindrcd of those who listen to an nrcliestrai to-dny knoivs thui illn- pniii liiivv notes and can give out a melody." .\`o insfrunlcnt_ be zulllrrl, lilid li greater range of power lliiln thc kettledrum, for none could be llliiyt-d more softly and none had greater pen- etrating power.

Translated into English.

Every one lias lieaiwl the story of

the Eilgllsllinaii who was tolli, when risking what was done with all tho ouperfluous fruit grown in (‘l\lifornin -“We eat what`we cnu, null what we

ran't we can."

The joke was tolli to another Eng- l

lisllman. who received it with rntller a sickly smile. and upon his returil

home gore his own versinll of lt.

“Queer people. flioso Amt‘l°lf‘nns."

he said. "Peculiar sense of iulnicr. They told me ns one of their vlloire jokes that when asked what they :iid with their friiii that was loft over, they ailswered that ‘Tlley nic what they oculfl and wlmt they couldn't

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