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Fri, Apr 2

Submissions [iiggeieiheiienaa Lending Jane and Negative J @ > ae Tue, Mar 30 Melons Elecuntying Announcement! ee ee ee

UPEI Chamber Ensembles 8pm @ DJ RAIN FORCE @ Brennan's Pub.

Steel Recital Hall, UPEI No Cover

Thurs, April 1 Thu, Apr 8

UPEI Concert Choir 8pm @Steel_ - THE END

Recital Hall, UPEI At The Mercy of Inspiration She Kills

The Trip, Practical Academics and Kevin Arnold @ the Arts Guild

guests @ Baba's Adv. Tickets = $10

Electric Typew! Even More Useless Facts

STAN IRUO NIKI Most toilets flush in E flat.

Its time {0 ale The voice of Tony the Tiger is Thurl Ravenscroft, who also sang

the "Rotten Mr. Grinch" song in the movie, "The Grinch Who Stole y - Christmas".

something about tt.

Since 1896, the beginning of the modern Olympics, only Greece

Cadre Meetings and Australia have participated in every Games.

Mon & Fri 4:30

Room 213 Your thumb is the same length as your nose.

Sele Every year about 98% of atoms in your body are replaced. or email articles to upeipapertrail(@hotmail.com For more Useless Facts go to http://www.angelfire.com/ca6/use- lessfacts/

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by Derek Ellis and Emily Murphy

I think a good idea to make new friends would be to invite them over to your house and pretend that you will kill them if they don’t become friends with you. Then when you tell them that you were just kidding, chances are they’ll be relieved and stick around...just in case.

I think the ultimate key to life is forgiveness. Mostly cause I slept with your wife.

My parents say my room smells bad and that I should clean it. I don’t have the heart to tell them the smell is due to my collection of DEAD BODIES!

Skipping is a fun pastime, just be careful you don’t skip into a VOL- CANO!!

I think being a cow would be fun. You get milked every day; get plen- ty of grass to eat. Except sometimes people will play practical jokes on you, like tipping you when you’re sleeping, and killing you when you’re delicious.

Shawn Murphy

MP for Hillsborough

For assistance, please contact:

OFFICE: 75 Fitzroy Street, Suite 201 Charlottetown, PE C1A 1R6

TELEPHONE: (902) 566-7770

FAX: (902) 566-7780

EMAIL: murphy.shawn@pei.aibn.com WEB: www.shawnmurphymp.ca

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