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“ENGINEERS DO IT WITH PRECISION”

ENGINEERING SOCIETY NEWS

jall of you know, last week there was no ‘‘View From the Top’’. fortunately, we did not know how much of an effect it would have on all of readers. We received some very distressing remarks about not having our ge in the X-Press and thought we would share them with you. If any of these mments are similar to your feelings at the time you discovered our page ssing, GET A LIFE.

‘I woke up. Everything was O.K.. I went to class. Everything O.K.. I

ked up the X-Press. Still O.K.. Then, no Engineering page. How could I go Mn “cc

“It’s not there, where is it? AAAAARRGH!”’

“Life without the ‘view’ is like life without meaning.”’

‘Tjust (SOB) wanted to laugh (SOB). I couldn’t. (Sniff) Is that so wrong?’’ JN.S. TOUR

in March 12 the Technical University of Nova Scotia will be holding their lal campus tour for students from the Atlantic Associate universities.

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¢’ve all seen the Rice Krispies ads on T.V. that found only 41% of people W they are made of rice. The ad then asks the other 59%, ‘‘What the heck you think it was made of?’’

hspired by this ad, ‘The View From the Top’’ decided to research this tr on campus. Of that 59%, we found that a whopping 90% were

ies... (like that surprised us)... and the other 10% were business majors who

figured they were made from wheat by-products to cutcosts.. (cheap bastards)... The only explanation the artsies could come up with was that elves must make them by magic. By the way, of all the people who know they were made with rice, 97% were engineering students. The other 3% were our brilliant. pro fessors...(blatant brown-nosing).

DEATH OF AN ENGINEERING STUDENT

A student stood at the Pearly Gates, His face looked worn and old. He meekly asked the man of fate, Admission to the fold.

“What have you done’’, Saint Peter asked, ““To seek admission here?’” “*I was at U.P.E.I. for 3 long years _ To be an Engineer.”’

The gate swung sharply open, Saint Peter touched a bell, **Come in’’, he said, ‘‘and take a harp You’ve had your share of Hell!’’

Engineering quote of the week: “Money can’t buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.’’