Stagnant-zserviees;

she made enough money off her rather bizarre (but you have to admit, dear reader HIGHLY AMUSING!)

peek show, she could donate

it to the New Library.

Why when she made the do- nation she'd even be able to park in the Visitors Parking Lot! Maybe she'd

even get an honorary degree,

like the one President Baked has! Yes, she'd go

down in the anals of U.P.E.I.

history!

Needless to say, this enterprising young woman got right down to business. Everything worked out to

perfection. The library was

the perfect place for the statue, and with all that empty space it housed the

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thing quite nicely. so, dear reader, we reach the end of this tale...of that fateful day when a crises, met with prudence and skill, caused Stagnant Services to.

The

go down in history. Look for the statue when the New Library opens (whenever that will be!)

THE END

The Sad Lament of the Beauty Contest Judge:-

Were you aware that Maid Marion was indeed a judge of a beauty contest? Yes folks, the contest was last April and it was an- other one for the anals of Stagnant Services, or is it the circular files?

It all happened in this delightful manner! Once upon a time a_student was

interview because she did not meet the necessary ‘qualifications. It wasn't that the qualifications were that difficult to m meet, for they were that the student be a girl, be a freshman or a sophomore,‘ be outgoing, didn't mind. talking to strangers and .be relatively good looking.

fanpower called up Maid Marion and asked her if this student had all

these qualifications.

Good ole' Maid Marion said that she did -— all but one. According to the ex— pert eye of our lovable

' judge the student was not

’good looking. As'a conse- quence - yes you guessed

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Paranoid Pictures . . . . . . .. RMLFPTW!

even get an interview let alone the job.

And so, that was the sad tale of our beauty contest and we have a moral for you too. The moral of the story is

that jobs not only depend upon who you know but also

on how beautiful (handsome) you appear to them. Beauty

must definately be in the

denied the right of a job _We1l, the secretary of it - the student did not eye of the beholder_

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to learn to ski this winter._To the concern- ed students, it should be noted that Miss Morré ison loves parties and sing-songs.

.Miss Morrison:

'I'd like to take this opportunity to welcome the new students to the Campus, to-wish them all. success in their’endea‘vh ours and also to welconr the upper-classmen back for the/naming year. I'm very happy to be here and I'm looking forWard to meeting as many students as I pose sibly can and iron out any difficulties they m may be having. I also " send a standing invitat- ion to visit me here at Student Services or at Marion Hall and I'll try and do anything I can for you.

Sincerly. Marion Morrison.

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