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Hello and Welcome once

n to BUSINESS SOCIETY ! .

We know that you all , anxiously awaiting ght's Business Pub. And those of you who don't this until Friday we ogize for your sore head

horrendous’ hangover.v

you in mind we are ing this with‘ a soft

The Pub begins at 8:30 tonight (Thursday) at Barn with Cosmos Music ited playing all the in music. A note to engineers fortunate to through the door, if you to bring UPEIfs answer Mickey Mouse, Baird on, tell him to bring an (or a areasonable hand n facsimile) as well as ’ te from! his roommate,.. y Judsonu “'» ~

We would also like to k those many Engineers bought Business Society erships in a valiant

mpt to. join J.J.'s pers. Unfortunately, it t cure your impotency.

is a tip for you neers: don't tell any' numb from alcohol, and for some unknown reason stand the stinch, that are an engineer. She realize it when her begin to water and~ her ach begins to turn. By the way, THE SOCIETY ‘ is

Boring its annual golf

nament Wednesday, Oct. There are still. ings for Business

ents and the caddy -list udes such favorites as " I'll wash your balls" 8, George " Use my nose a tee" Zakem (our first rt caddy), and Dougie- no bigger than a golf " Wright. (Watch it ers he would love you to the wrong club. her details will follow

quard \Casell’s Hot Saturday from THE NESS SOCIETY ' office. coverage will be

ided 'by NBC, CBC, ABC, and CCCP-TV.

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In the higher learning we feel a great responsibility as the most elite students on campus to educate all the blobbering idiots on Campus especially. the morons in Duffy. "Editors note: This questionaire is designed for all engineers who can read

(both V of them). Instructions: ' Write down the 'proper letter that (answers the corresponding question: (Note: Engineers: Spelling

mistakes don't count!) 1.

"What has an IQ less than 70?

A. Mongoloid B. Local illiterates C. engineers

Hint: This ’is tricky as B and C are the same.

2. An artsie and an Engineer jump off of the top of Duffy. .’Who hits the ground first? '

. A. Artsie“»r,_ B. engineer" C. Who cares? 3. Who are most likely to contract A.I.D.S.?

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diploma in any washroom on Campus. If you scored 1, you are an Artsie. If you scored 2, you are an Artsie on the Dean’s list. If you scored 3, you are obviously the Chairman of engineering, whoever you are. (Don't bother writing to tell us your name because frankly we don't care.)

If you remember last week's "Speu from the Slop" the cellar-dwellers of Duffy were once again making low blows. ( Speaking of low blows how is the job situation for engineers?) directed at our Dirctor, Mr. J. ' Joseph Revell were no doubt made in envy as everybody knows that engineers dream' of being Business Students (which the laws of nature ‘have so graciously prohibited). After speaking with Ron Collins he assured us he'd rather have hemroids than AIDS., disease plagueing the

engineering community who frequently use the back door. And

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PAGE 3 hemroids, what do you call hemroids on an engineer? Why SPEED BUMPS, of course!

On a more serious note, why do engineers swim on their back? So the minnows won’t nibble at their worm. And what do sharks call an engineer swimming in the ocean? Junk food. '

Well thats it for this week. So don't forget the pub tonight at The Barn at 8:30 p.m. Happy Hour prices all night! And watch for news on the golf tournament.

TILL NEXT TIME Buy low and sell high!

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