g.an Zitnra

xtcu'r scum; t.\' A BOARDING noose.

A lady. “'11059 “\ISbimd 1“ 1“ Cullfi’m“. ‘ occasioned by standing on the dry planks, Lot 16, cousialing of sevent

Calcutta, or Chicago. suddenly awakened from her sleep the other morning about '2

U'ClUCk. 0”“ Sl’Tlllfs‘ilb-l from h” [Mb 1 that the foot of the horse was never made.

dashed out of the room, m Jixhrtltille, screaming at the top of her voice, “ Mur— derl help! murder! man in my room 1" etc., etc. Under the circumstances this was quite'nutural, inasmuch as more than one mistake of this kind had happened in this house recently. Now it happened that no less than three husbands were ob- ssnt when they should have been there, and consequently there it as more or less wonder, mixed up with a species of ap- prchension, on the part ofthe wivEs, eat-h one \vondering'whcther it was lit-r hus- band who had thus forgotten himself or thcroom.

“ Oh, come quicl'l rifled female, holding door knob; " I've got him in." g

" If it‘s my Josey." said another dis- consulate, “ I'll let u him better. (Ton- found these night suppe‘” now he's been at one of them and has mistaken the room and there I‘ve been alone all night."

“ Has he got whiskers," anxiously asked the wife, upon reaching the land- ing on the upper floor.

" Yes ma‘am, great big, bushy whisk- crs, laying right alongside of my cheek whcnl awoke. Dear me, if my Alexan- der was here. he‘d learn him better, I'll warrcnt you."

" Joseph, Joseph, Josey wife at the door.

No ans“ er came ; notcvcn a grunt, in: cident to incbriation.

“ May be he has jumped out of the window," suggested the four or five females all at once, who made a splendid group of long white drapery.

“ Herc—help ! bring a light—bring a light," shouted several of the females.

Presently a light was brought, and several of the male boarders appeared, all armed to give the thief or rubber such treatment as he had justly earned for himself.

The door was opened, and in rushed the valiant squad, and sure enough the fellow was still in bed, with the top of his head just peeping above the sheet.

“ Come out of here, you scouutlrel i” said one of the men, at the samc time grasping him by the hair.

The tableau was striking, interesting and graphic. .

The resolute boarder almost fell from the impetus he had given himself, for, instead of jerking out a man. it was no- thing more than a “ frizzed chignon," which the lovely occupant of the bed had forgotten to take off when she retired for the night. It had been detached in her sleep. and grazing her cheek, awakened her. The alarm, of course, was quite natural. The boarders had a hearty laugh, aml all retired to happy dreams.— .I‘lufudv/pltiu Press.

An Irishman had been sick for a long time, and \v;.ile in this state would oc— casionally cease breadting and life be apparently extinct for some time, when he would again revive. On one of these occasions, when he had just awakened from his sleep, Patrick asked him;

“ Ah, how'll we know, Jimmy, when you‘re dead ? You're after wakin‘ up ivory time."

“ Bring me a glass of grog," he re- plied “ and say to me," “ Here's to ye. Jimmy ; and ifI don‘t rise up and drink, then bury me."

shouted the tar

' on to the outside

I" shouted the

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NOT I.\[PROBAIILE.——A certain young clergyman, modest almost to bashfulness, was once asked by a country apothccary ol‘a contrary character, in a public and crowded assembly, and in a tone 0t voice suilicicut to catch the attention of the whole company:

“ How it happened that the patriarchs lived to such extreme old age i"

To which the clergyman replied :

" Perhaps they took no physio.”

Two Men in Dcvonport, Iowa, claim the same woman as their lawful wife. They have gone to laii'abottt it, and the judge is puzzled as to which man to as- sign her to. The woman herself don‘t care particularly which of the two wins she's sure of having one no matter how the case is decided.

A lady having accidently broke her smelling bottle, her husband, who was very petulant, said to her:

" I declare, my dear, everything that belongs to you is more or less broken."

“ True," said the lady; “ for even you are a little cracked."

A Quizzit‘al Editor in Arkansas, who

rejoices in the rather quizzical name of

Harry IIurry, says that “ truth is gener- ally slow in its progress." Probably, it is never in such it hurry as 1212..

“Come here, you mischievous little rascal you !" “Won't you lick mc. father ?" “No!” “\Vill you swear you won't ?" “ Yes." "Then I won't come, father, for l’orson Awloop says, “ he that swears will lie."

It is a singular fact that ladies who know how to preserve everything else. can't preserve their tempers. Yet it maybe casilydonc on the self-scaling principle. It is only to keep the mouth of the vessel tightly closed.

\Vhen lladdox's wife kicked him out of bed, said he: “Look here now, you better not do that again; if you do it will cause a coldness in the family."

“"hat air does the young tnuust.‘ sing

to the old mouse, while biting his

way through the scenery at the Opera

Ilouse? “ Hear me know, ma."

(live me a retired life, a peaceful con-

HJICIICO, honest thoughts and virtuous

notions, and I can pity (fies-or.

There arr multitudes of folks that mean well enough, but how like the evil

one they act!

Thieves lumt in couples; but a liar

has no accomplice.

/\ very unpopular officer for the. ladie:

-t'h-.1md house work.

i g,1-.’..t.tt‘t1tt. '

E Ilousis I’LLT Illiuvtni; AIOISI'I'REr— lNim--tentlis ofthe diseases which happen Ito the hoofs and ankles of the horse are

iof the stable. Matty [It runs seem to ithink. by the way they keep their horses

I for moisture, and that. if possibl'e. it 1would be beneficial if they had cowhide boots to put on every time they went out. Nature designed the foot for moist ground —-—the earth of the woods and vallics; at the same time that a covering was given to protect it from stones and stumps.— U/iio 1'IU‘H.CT.

Mxxt’ntxo Titties—Too many, in ,applyiug manure to their fruit trees, for lgt-t the position of the roots and apply within afoot or so of the body. If they were carefully to retrieve the soil, they would find that trees of vigorous growth and from seven to ten feet high, have roots that are really the main sources of nou- rishment,varying from six to ton feet from the body. The application of Ina- nure. therefore, to give the best results, should be distributed around the tree at from six to eight. feet from the trunk. In positions where the turf is desired Ito be maintained, cut and roll it back, Iput on the manure, erk it lightly and then replace the tinf—11b»!frullurisl. .

Usrcnmnx’rsn Masons—Many cx- ccllcnt farmers have an idea that manure to be most efficient in raising crops, should be well rotted ; this is a mistake. Manure loses avcry heavy percentage of its real value by decomposition. Fresh manure, dripping with animal urine, hauled directly from the stable on the land and ploughed over, is worth nearly double that which his decomposed to a sponaceous consistency. \\'hen it is convenient to farmers to haul their ma- nure on corn—ground from the stable as fast as it is made, it saves handling it twice, and forwards the work in busy spring time. No fears need be entertain- ed that the atmosphere will carry off the strength of the manure. it left on the sur- face. The only danger to be apprehend- ed by this method, will be in case of the ground being frozen and covered with snow and ice when the manure is applied; if upon sloping land. the virtue of ma- nure might wash away; but on level land there is no exception to this plan of operation during the entire fall and win- ter season.

Administration Notice.

LL persons indebtedto the Estate Uf GEO. f M. Wniun'r, late of Dunk River Mills, l-Isq., deceased, are hereby required to maki- ho Subscriber; and ainst

thoseI person. the said Estate, are nested to furnish their accounts, duly ntte c 'or settlement, with- in three months from tbe‘date hereof. BE’I‘SY MARIA WRIGHT, Administratrix. Dunk River MiIIs‘, Lot 26, 3

March 21, 1867. Administration hoticc. 1.1. persons indebted to the Estate of

\\'n.l.t.\.\t llanemv, late of Lot 12, de<

ceased, are hereby required to make imme- diatepaylueut to the s bseyiber; and thohe persons who have lega d Hands against the said Estate are request: to furnish their ac- counts, duly attested settlement, and within three months fr m the date hereof. JAMES BARCLAY, Administrator. Ellcrsbie, Lot, 12, Sept. 16, 1867.———tt‘

Administration Notice.

LL persons indebted to the ESTATE

of STEPHEN W. IALL, late of Richmond, Lot In, de ed, are requested to make immediate p ‘mont; and thus- having legal dcman uiust the said Estate, are required 0 furnish the same duly attested to the undersigned torsettlc-

uncut. JAMES HALL, Administrator. Richmond. Lot 19. Dec. 20, 1866.

.,

V Y ' Lxecutor’s boticc. LL persons having any legal demands against the estate of the late Mrs. lhlli- BARA JIulA'TUS/l, of Lo 11, deceased, are hereby required to r the same to the Subscriber, at his oillr uly attested, within twelve (1/1]. ENDAIL’ U. Sfroln this date. and all persons in« ited to said Estate are required to make i Illll'lllili" payment to .I- ; ‘ CAMPBELL, Executor. llmumr'x Nov. 251.1366. 1v

L: i t" z

Executor’s Notice. LL persons having any legal demands against the Estate of the late Mr. PETER Ilt'lNNIS. of Seven Mile Bay, deceased, are hereby required to rein er the same to the subscriber, at. his reside cc, uly attested. within twelve calendar run from this date, am] all persons iutlebtc o aid Estate are

required to make immcd' p , ncnt to LAWRENCE .‘leINNIS, Executor.

Albany, Lot 27, Oct 1, 1867 NOTICE l

7 HE Subscriber h vim; closed his business establishment unnerside. hereby notifies all persons ind 0 him, for Rents, Book accounts, I’romi tea or otherwise. that the same must. maid to hituutliis Otllce

in Charlottetown JAMES C. POPE. (‘har'towm Sept. 5, 1567.

w” Mails,

Summer Arrangement.

' ‘IIE MAILS for the United Kingdom, the

neighboring Provinces, United States, &e., will. until further notice, be made up and forwarded from the General Post Uiliee, Charlottetown, as fol "

t

For Canada, Nev the l'nited States, viu She to, every TUESDA Y and FRIDAY cvenin eloek.

For Nova Seotiu, MON- I).\Y WEDNES even-

ing ut 8 o’clock.

Mails for Great Britain, Newfoundland nml thtI West Indies. every alternate MONDAY and WEDNESDAY evening at 5 o'clock, as follows, viz.-

Mondny, Oct 7 Monday, Nov. 4 \Vednesduy, “ ‘.I Wednesday, “ 6 Munda_ “ 21 Monday, “ 1.x “'ednesday, “ 23 \Vednesday, “ 20

Letters to be registered and Newspapers must be posted half an hour hetero the time of closing the mails.

’I‘. OWEN, P. M. C.

General Post Office, (Th'Tuwn, ;

.lnnt- “LIMIT. Now is the time to subscribe

to the Journal—«me $1 a year I

Tiff?“ It. RSI I iii”?! t It” It .\‘ .11., I ['1 U noun 1 , IMMERSIDE JOURNAL, THURSDAY, i

minus iron. sun Farm for sale!

V 1112 oil‘t-rs FOR SALE his

V A L IS ABLE I‘ A P \l situated on - nl'res of lldiASEIlOLD LAND. about tor acres are highly cultivated, and the renunning thirty- tlve thickly covered with hard and soft wood. The buildings nearly new consist ot’a DWEL» LING, BARN, and UL'T HOUSES, all neat and eonunodiuus.

This Farm is situate in one of the Inimi- somest and mostthriv g ettlenu-nu on the Island, within one mil f Grand River, a convenient shipping pl , and where sea manures can be lnul in nice. and only seven miles in)!“ Sun uersitle, where good prices can be at all times had for every des- cription of farm produce. A school house is at thedoor, a Church not far distant, and in- deed nothing is wanting to make it a rare chance to any one wishing to purchase.

For further particulars apply on the premi- st-s to

Subscriber

GILBERT -pt. 21;, neon.

MUAR'I‘IIUR.

Lot 16. .

Rare Chance! ’ HIE Subscriber will sell or rent for a term ofyi-ars. his'I‘ANNE Y and Dwelling House. situated at Can -tou, Lot 4. This is one ot‘the best stands Ie. Island for u Tanner. and the Turin ry is ed up in

thorough order. S'I‘RANG HART. .99!“H!3‘~:E°_'3:_,,S:BElfljfl Who Wants a. Cottage ?

14‘Olt SiLE u HOUSE and

LOT, the I‘rctbyteriun Chu The House is iluished feet, and is 15 story hit, 1. Size of Lot 66 feet on Central Street, running back 132 feet.

Terms easy, and made known atBsnTttAM's Bookstore. Summerside, March 23, 1867.

—W' ” To Let."—

VI‘IIAT pleasantly situated House

u untly situated on

Summerside. is 36 x 26

if

on Water Str lately oeeu- » pied by subs iher. It is well tinished and cor ions, and would

be suitable for a Bear. rig For particulars apply to DONALD RAMSAY.

1.1, ism. 'n'

“was; Lot For Sale! _

7 RE Subscriber offers for Sale that valu- able Water Lotuqu iuini.r the shipyard at

Charles Green, E. . n Water Street, in Summerside, measl ‘ g 60 feet front and running back lit) feet ore or less. with the water privilege. _

Terms easy, and made known on nppliea- tion at Ben-man‘s Bookstore, or to

PAUL McPIIAIL.

Suuimersidc, Aug.22, 1867—”

FOR SALE! 7 ‘IIAT valuable Ir‘REEIIOLD FARM, at LOT 16 FERRY, of One Hundred and Thirty acres—either with or without the crop. As the Farm is e1 known a description here is nnne ssury . Any person wanting rt Farm, by calling o the Subscriber on the premises, or on Wil ia euirsto, I-Isq.,Sum- meraide, will receive all t to required inform- anon.

SC.

1117111’IIREY MeLAREN. Lot 16, August. II, 1867.

Freehold Property

For Sale in New London ! ’ ‘IIE Subscriber ofi‘ers for sale 24 acres of excellent LAND, .situated in Park Corner, New London. It is all cleared and in a good state of cultivation. For particulars apply/rte George Anderson, Esq., French Riv , elite Mr. George Show,

St. Eleanor's. HARLES ADAMS. '67.

Iiildare, Sept. 1

If the above Property is not disposed of by private contract on or before the 12th day of NOVEMBER next. it. will on that day he sold at PUBLIC AUCTION, at 12 o‘clock, noon, without reserve. C. A.

[louse and Land for Sale!

7 ‘0 BE SOLD, :1 I)\ ’ELLING HOUSE, with ONE ACRI- I!‘ LAND attached,

situated in Cape ’I'rav Lot 2H, and now

occupied by Daniel Ca ipb l, Carriage Build-

er. It is in a good business place, ulnl offers

an inducement to any person wishing to pur-

chase. It is a good shipping place.

STEPHEN CAMPBELL. Cape Traverse, Sept. 12, 1867 .

TO BE SOLD

My Private Cont-act.

NE of the best RESIN ESS STANDS in

PRINCE COUNTY, situate at WILMOT CREEK Bridge, Lot 19, only two and a half miles from Sunnuerside—by land or by water, lately in possession of \I aim Waters, Car- riagemntker, eontuinin quarter of an acre of LAND, u WORK—S ’, 20 x 40 feet—1(- loot post—well tittcdt van '11 good order. This place. is well adapted for ithcr a Car- riage or Blacksmith Shop; mnl having a front on the sea-shore, makes it a very beautiful pl.

’ m For further particulars apply to A. \VAITOII fr BROR. Sunnnerside, June 27, 1867. if

New Tailoring Estab- lishment. L'GII MeLEOI), Tailor, has fitted up

1/ and opened his new Estublislunent in the flourishing villa e of

. anhounec to his friends and tho pu rally, that. he is prepared to suit customers in his line of busi- ness.

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Cloth, Trimmings, &c., always on hand.

IIUGII MCLEOI). , New London, Aug 211, 1867——o.i

mans It. CLARK,

ESPEC’I‘FULLY informs the inhabitants of SUMMERSIDE and the surrounding country that he has fitted up it.

New Photograph Gallery, in the building to t car of the house of Mr' S'ri-zi-nnx Cmuu, an dlr-. ly opposite the

SUMMERIIDE HANK, he is prepared to take Ambrotypes A. rrotypcs, in the latest and most imp ved style. A good LIFE LIRE PICTURE will be guaran-

teed. A beautiful l’ERROTYI’E PICTURE set in Curdsfor Albums, and made in ten niinuwh. All are invited to (tall and examine speci- mens.

Scrap Ar, 0 d Cast Iron. ‘IIE Subscribe will buy any quantity , of the abhv , delivered at his \l'aie- house. ’

l

KJAMES L. HOLMAN. Sununersidn, Sept. 1!), th‘l‘fi'.

\IU1\J1

P. lu. ISLAND Navrgation Co . ’s ."I‘EA ME RS

Princess of Wales and Heather Belle-

3

l I

lSteam

The Simmer “I'riltct ‘ of "idles"

Will leave Charlottetown for Piano every Tuesday and Thursday mornings at 6 u. m., in time for the morning Train for Halifax.

Leaves Pietnu for Charlottetown every Tuesday and Friday evenings, after arrival of Train from Halifax.

Leaves I’ictou for Port Hood every Thurs- day morning at noon, innuediately after arrival of Train from Halifax, returning to l'ietou the following morning.

Leaves Charlottetown 'ery Tuesday and P‘I'II' night for Summ e and Slit-dine, at 7 p.m. Will connect w 'ednesday and Saturday morning's 'I‘ra'

Leaves Shediae for SI umersido and Chur- lottetown every Wedn sday and Saturday afternoons, immediately after arrival of Train from St. John.

The Steamer “ [leather Belle "

Leaves Charlottetown at 3 u. 11)., every Sut- urday morning for I'ietou.

Leaves Pietou at ‘J a.m._. satire day, for Murray Harbor, Georgetown and Souris, re- maining at either Souris or Georgetown over Sunday.

Leaves l‘ietou every Monday for Charlotte- town, at'ter urrivul of Train from Halifax.

FARES:

Charlottetown to Pieiou, or back, £0 12 o l’ietou to Georgetown], “ 0 9 0 “ Port Hood, “ 0 I2 0 Ch‘town to Smumerside, “ 0 ‘J 0 “ Shediae “ O 18 0 “ St. John,or back, 84.50 or I t! 1 “ Eustport, “ $6.00 I 17 (i “ Portland, V “ 85.00 2 10 0 “ Boston, “ _ 89.90 2 16 3 “ Halifax, ” 84.00 I -i 0 “ Port Ilood, “ 1 I 0 “ Georgetown, “ 0 9 0 “ Souris, " 0 12 0

F. \l'. MALES. Secretary. June 20, 1867.

—A Gard—To the Public.

The Subscribers having removed their

u Stock. 0 Drugs from St. Elea their NEW ESTAB- LISHMENT MMERSIDE, respect- fully inform th ‘cal profession and the public that. all orders for medicines and all prescriptions with which they may be favored will be promptly and carefully attended to. The other branches of the business will be carried on at St,Eleanor’s, as heretotbre. War. 'I‘. HUNT 8; Co. Summerside, Aug. 22. 1867—“

J ust in Time F01 THE

SPRING TRADE”

'I‘hc Subscriber has opened It . . , . Tailoring Establishment l in Mr. 11. .I. lhenannson's Old Standavbieh he trusts will be the real Fashionable one of Snmmcrsiile. If an accurateilt, a stylish cut, and supt-riorworkmu hip - nonsure custom, he llutlcrs himself h 11 not be without patronage from the t and discerning. Every trade requires and none more so than the art. of tting and making up a garment fo fit every varier of the human form; but solnc people seem to inuiginc that it requires no lnorcjudgmont to euta coat tlmn to how a log,——nn erroneous idea. the effects of which are seen in thetusteless and ill-fitting garments we every day behold in the streets. There is no earthly reason to prevent us Provincialists from being as elegantly and fashionably dressed as the Americans, and the subscriber will use his bestendeavors to reach a “ consummation so dcvoutly to he wished." I JAMES GAFFNEY, late Cutter at Mr. ll.J.Richardson‘s Cloth- ing Store. Summer-side, May 23, 1967.