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The UPEI Engineering Society proudly announces the return of "View From the Top" - the class of our Student Union NEWSpaper. In this, and all subsequent issues of the Engineer's Biweekly we will strive to bring you information, bulletins, and good humour. we also

will be publishing bulletins

on Society activites and individual accompl— ishments. (i.e. Angus Orford, our president , actually got a date recently.) This page

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will try to incorporate

Society activites as they

happen, as well as humourous extracts from other publications mixed with only the most conservative Engineering type jokes. 1 Angus Orford, the fearless leader of our

society, has chaired UNo' society meetings already.

Noted issues that were voted on and passed are l) a committee to organize social events, 2) a committee to

organize the arrangements

Prof:

I say there, you in the auto — your

tubular air container has lost its rrtundity.

Artsie: What??

Prof:

I said, the cylindrical appartus which

supports your vechicle is no longer symmetrical.

Artsie: Prof:

Come Again??

The elastic fabric surrounding the

circular frame whose successive revolutions bear you<onward in space has not retained its pristime

roundness. Artsie: Say what??

Engineer: _Hey, Buddy, you got a flat tire.‘

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Paul, ‘10” Wi“ 5e Pleased 1’6 not: “10+ ‘ Your name Is coward inuC‘l‘EKe‘FHIEEK5h/LEP6T5KE5

Optimist: A man who marries at the age of 90 and starts looking fer a house near a school.

MEETING HELD

The UPEI Engineering Society sexual Gratifi— cation Committee held its first meeting on Sept. 28. Erect member Bill Phillips chaired. TWO issues Were voted on. First, that the sexual gratification gratuis policy be extended anothe— year. VOte: ~

50 Yes

0 No

l Abstention (a freshman disn't know what was being discussed)

second, that the general policy of

betterment to the communityé

be upheld by initiating a sperm bank for sterile business professors.And part two: a time between 12:00 - 3:00 a.m.. that the_Engineers would service the girlfriends of impotent biology students. Vbte:

45 Yes

4 No(take too

‘ much time)

1 Abstention (freshmen). Both issues were passed.

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for pubs, 3) a ccnmfittee to organize sporting / ‘ events 4) a commdttee to recruit pale young females for social events, and 5) a committee to form all crxnnittees.

In sports, the Engineers are right in the thick of things. After giving the Soccer team a sound thrashing in softball, the team advanced to play lowly

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bowed in defeat 13-7. The Engineers plan to

.bolster their lineup with ,a number of members from

Blanchard. ’Over confidence’

befelled the guys, and despite a strong pitching performance the Engineers

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the virtually dormant first-year class, which should prove to be the big edge. Any of you little guys in first year who are interested in becoming associated with one of the powerhouses

of UPEI Intramural sports, please contact Angus Orford in the third year‘ room. ‘ '

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Special note to "Jim‘Fanning" 4 you Eeported that the \ "Selects", with none other than you leading / the team, pounded the Engineers 18-3 in a game of lfag football. HOwever, the engineers should be congratulated

qioopm.

‘for scoring three pOints,

considering not one of '

‘the Engineers even played

in the game;~ In fact the Engineers aren't even in the league. By the way "Jim", do the letters

' F.O. mean anything to

you? \.

Cranston Snond.rn.g.Ma