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THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO THOMAS.

in their ‘eyes, and pretty damned unlikely seemeth it

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mom's PARTY GAMES

And on the Sabbath, the Lord came down from the mountain. ‘And as he entered the village of Nazareth, there crowded around him ‘ many beggars and those who were affirm and sick. And :- as he walked along, the Lord felt one of then touch his coat. And herdid feel the strength go from him, and he turned and did say: "Who touched my coat?" And there

that touching saneone's coat lS gOing to cure it even if she was blind, even though he be the Son of God, and you knoweth, who's to say or not the story's true? And anyway, Simon and James were pretty unreliable wit— nesses as they'd been drink ing away on the mountain anyway, if we're to believe that other spurious miracle of which I spake earlier. In other words the whole thing is a web of doubts and uncer

Pin the Blame on the Donkey

One guest (usually an ., artsie) is blindfolded—- or has his glasses smash— ed. He is then turned ar— ound sixty times and put out into the street with- out any clothes on, while the music is turned up as loud as it can go. When the police siren is heard, the 'donkey' is invited back in, given a smoke and locked in the cupboard un—

stepped forward a girl, and she did say "Lord it was I". And the Lord spake unto her and said: "Wherefore didst thou so do?" And she said, "Lord, I was blinded and I had heard that thou wert a healer who-can- bring; hearing to the deaf andysight to the blind." And lo, even as she spoke, the {didjfiiall from her eye“ and she could see. And all that were there with Simon and James who were his diciples did re— joice and praise the Lord. All, that is, but one. For he wasn't absolutely sure it was Jesus for a start, bec—

tainties and I'd take it with a pinch of salt. For and I quote "salt that has

lost its savour." etc. etc.

Although I'm not even sure he said that. I think it was just a saying going ‘arotmd'at that time. 'But,

thou knowest, you don't have

to take everything I saw face value either if you don't like it. I wouldn't.

But then I suppose I've got

a pretty duobting nature.

THE VDRSI‘ THINGS IN LIFE

ausealot of people round 1' that time did look like unto 2 him.Andeven if itwas him, ' the whole thing sounded a 3 touch shifty unto him. For ‘ many did crowd around him, 4 in other words, many did ' touch his coat, so how

could, he have felt this one 5 touch. Eh? Anyway, even if ‘ that he did, for this guy, 6 let's say that he was Jesus, 7:

was pretty exceptional, can we really take the girl's word for Gospel truth, thou Immest?‘I mean, who's to saith whether she was really blind: perhaps she's just got some dust in her eye. For about the land of Naz— areth it was drytand many ,,

did thirst and hunger there.”

And what is a note? It sounds like dust to me. And even if it isn't dust: it'S certainly nOt blindness: blind people are blind: they don't walk around with motes

AREFREE.

Being adopted by a commune of lesbian mothers.

A performance of Shakespeare at an all girl's school. Birthday presents from religious aunts.

The spit your mother puts on her hanky to wipe your face with.

The hairs chefs bake into ~ moussaka

Non-specific arthritis.

One of those handshakes people give you where their hand just lies wetly next to yours like a cod-fillet with sweating sickness.

'1“) GREAT LIES OF TODAY:

1. "Saying no is the best

2.

form of contraception. "

Proof: "Do you nu'nd if I remove your pants and blouse?"

"No. II

"I do." (Elizabeth Taylor)

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"She loves me but I don't 1." love her." I '

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