November, 11 1997

The Cadre

Upei students named to 96/97

All Canadian academic list

Field Hockey Lori Creed Tracy MacGee

Volleyball Chole Campbell Sherri Farquharson Natisha Rose Reagan Sutherland Janet Thomas

Men’s Soccer Chris Diamond Chris Gallant Ajay Sahajpal

Women’s Soccer Angela Carter Shawna Garrett Lindsay Oehlke Stephanie MacEachern

Hockey Tyler Ertel Jonathon Murphy Clarke Trolley Gordon Walsh

Women’s Basketball Lindsay MacRae Chelsea Martin Kara Saunders

Men’s Basketball Scott Morrison Michael Saunders

The Bezerker club is slowly taking over UPEI. We started asa intramural basketball team, but we are now seeking club status. Our expansion has already spread into the intramural hockey scene and we are looking for free agent teams to join. Below is breakdown of our players who are striving for the B-league intercontinental intramural title this year..they’re crazy.

Name: Brian Cameron, LEO

DOB: Aug 8th 1948 Dimensions: 42" melon, 54" butt, 78" thunder ankles

Turn ons: tighty, shorty, shorts Turn offs: the I-41 Ambitions: to beat the bajeez out of everyone and a have a few"

Hobbies: playing onthe jungle gym in my undies

Fetishes: censored

Fav. food: popcorn avec kraft dinner cheese ©

Name:Punchy MacQuaid, CAN

DOB: Joone 24th 77 Dimensions: 33" waist, 34"

leg, 12"pizza Hobbies: | lik to a lotts of baskitball. It's kool. I lik twodo

other sports two. ‘T hav fun with muzik...its ahhh-som!! Ambitions: i wood lik to beecum a teecher, sew i can lern kidz how to do stuff. i kan gulf in the summer. Fetishes: smart grilz are kewl;they can teech wit mee. Fave food: i lit to et phish and meet

Name: Billy McQueen, ARIES

DOB: Mar 27 '75 Dimensions: skinny legs, mas- sive biceps and size | 1 shoes Turnons:theBezerkercheerleaders Turnoffs: people who won't support the bezerkers rise to worldwide domination Ambition: become an all canadian intramural b-league b’ball rep

Hobbies: chalking my elbows up before the big game Fetishes: playing dot to dot with the freckles on my arm

The Bezerkers: Aren't they lovely

Name: Dico Reyers, LEO DOB: Aug 10th 1974 Dimensions: 40", 32", 34" Turn ons: Lone romantic walks on moonlit beaches, MASH re-runs, velour neck- ties and melba toast

Turn offs: PDA's, chicks who can't make up their minds, chicks who don't have a mind and wet socks.

Fave. food: Egg salad sand- wiches, prune juice, steamed brussel sprouts and bacon Ambitions: To be the best darn bezerker I can be

Fetishes: Clipping other peo- ple's toenails.

Name: Sjors Reijers, GEMINI

DOB May 27 1976 (this time around

Dimensions: 52",26",32",24"

Noa: chatlines,

Dungeons chicks who dig paint ball

Turn oft: ings, chatlines, Dungereons and Dragons, chicks who don't dig paint ball Favorite food: jello with a hot dog in it.

Ambitions: Go the Stampede and ride the bull in honour of that guy in the movie EIGHT S

Hobbies: Late night televi- lane Cate Fetishes: S&M baby, S&M (THAT IS ALL)

Name: Sarto, LIBRA DOB: Oct 20th 1977

Dimensions: 2"vertical, 3" sideburns, 0" of effort

Turn ons: Olivia Newton John Turn offs: Elton John Favourite food: Anything Keith Little doesn't have his hand in making

Ambitions: Close off CORO- NATION STREET, usurp the royal throne, and turn Buck- Hebey. Sent Vine, Bie 4 Fetish: A fetish for the a

Name: Ricky Lemm, aad PHA ROMEO

DOB: Peta deirepitiaeks the sound barrier Dimensions: "He's only 5'8" but he plays like a four footer" Turn ons: Maris Crane Turn offs: All music but the late lithic

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Hobbies: jet boat or eens eres eee

Fetishes: ae ot ge of cops, onet's "Water

, TAURUS