My: girlfriend is interested in anal sex. How is it done? Signed,

Scared

Dear Scared: First<of all, ifwoutre scared, talk to her about it. If you still want to give ita shot there are a few things you will need:

* Lubricated latex con-

dom.

* Jello, Honey or some other lubricant...KY Jelly is recommended.

* Your girlfriend. OK, here goes. Basically, it’s the same thing, you just have to realize you are aiming for a different spot, so adjust positions accordingly.: Have you noticed I am stressing the lubricant idea? Her moans may be pain, not passion if you leave it out. Have fun!

Dear John:

We have been naughty

This article appeared in the October 13th edition of The Evening Patriot. Our survey was also featured on ATV's Live at 5. The results of our survey are slated to be broad- cast on CBC Radio's Island Morniing,. as well as Live at5.

on™

advice from a slightly different perspective

Where can I but those new condoms for women? I’ve looked everywhere. Signed, Searching

Dear Searching: As far as I know,

available here yet,

they aren’t

but why

don’t you go into the Women’s Center or the Health Clinic? they can point you in the right direction.

Dear John: My boyfriend and I were having sex in the shower, ing from the shower rod and

fell and hurt my groin.

then, it really hurts for me

I was hang-

Since

to have sex. How can I tell my boyfriend? Signed,

Sore Down South

Dear Sore:

Ouch!

Well,

: if you’re close enough to having sex, you

should be close enough to talk to him about it. Just tell him you have a boo-boo and ask him if he wants to kiss it better. You may want to think about a few precautions for the next time. Like getting into Bondage...tie yourself to the things you are dangling from so you don’t fall, or sign up for an aerobics lass and learn how to stretch properly before you attempt this again...It sounds like fun! zs

Dear John’s Personals

From a friend: I saw you with that blonde, I’11l tell SJ if you keep it up. , Lost: My favorite pen, blue Bic, chewed up end. Reward. Return to X-Press.

While we are speaking about sex, have you got great: sto- ries or ideas? Some of you have been sending them in, so I might as well make it offi- cial. Tell me, I’1ll try them out and print the best. Tend them in with your regular questions, comments, and’ bitches to Dear John at the X- Press.

UPEI’s sex survey shocking? It’s not meant to be — editor

By Kathy Kaufield Patriot Reporter

A sex survey published in UPEI’s student newspaper asking how often students masturbate or if they have ever faked an orgasm is not meant to shock readers, said per’s editor.

UPEI X-Press, said the sexual questionnaire, which appears in this week's issue, will give stu- dents a picture of the sexual cli- mate on campus.

“We weren't Ft looking for trouble, and we haven't gotten any either,” said McQuaid.

The survey also asks students if they are sexually active, whether

g a Hy 8

‘phenomenally

to ones published at other uadian universities. One univer-

sity has a sex supplement entitled

the “Filthy Passion Supplement”,

said McQuaid.

“We've already had comments calling our survey Mickey Mouse." said McQuaid.

Kirby Ferguson, production edi- tor and one of the authors of the

survey, said the survey isn't meant to be sensational. Rather, the en- tire sex supplement is meant to in- form students, said Ferguson. Besides the results of the survey, the sex supplement will include ar- ticles on things like condom use, safe sex, sexually transmitted dis- eases and less serious topics like i ee An artitle on random sexual facts (such as 1 out of 3 American males have had contact with a prostitute) will also be included in

> the supplement.

Ferguson said the sex supple- ment is meant to inform students

formed about sex, said Ferguson, and the supplement may help im- oh communication between the

w MeQuaid isn’t expecting any

backlash from the survey or the sex articles as long as the newspa- stupid”

ta suns tae the survey

11am Ci Male) Female 2.Do you consider yourself] heterosexual) gay Dtesbian (“bisexual 2.Are you now or have you ever been sexually actve! (JY [] N

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8B) 30, how often? tryout oh 7 wd a YON 7. Do you use contraceptives!) YON

B) H 30, what? ere 8. How many sexual partners have you had! 9. Have you ever faked an orgasm! (YN

10.Can you well when your pertnar is hevng an orgaam!()] YC) N 11. Have you ever had a one night stand? Y ON

8) 1 30, Sow chan? 14.1 you are heterosexual, have you ever considered a homosexual experiences YN 15. What part of the body wens you on the mort?

16. Who is the sexiest of the following celebrities! (Cire one)

Males Females Sean Connery Jane Fonda Nick Note (Cybil Shephard Me! Gibson Mery! Sereep Kun Basinger Denzei Washangton Madonna Danie! Day Lewis : Sharon Stone Jerry Seinteld jodséoster _Chnsvan Slaver Janet ckson Patrick Stewart Bordget Fonda Jean-Claude Van Damme Cindy Crawtord 17. Did this poll offend you > Yio N len Wits oat he os ae

THIS survey was published in the most recent edition of the UPE! X-Press. Readers are asked to fill in the blanks with tidbits from their

own sex lives. could have been more daring. veys anonymously at various loca- : Students can drop off their sur- tions on campus.

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