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Let’s hear it for the engineers

1. What do you call an engineer with half a brain?

Intellectually gifted.

2. How do you know an engineer is entering the room?

The people in the room he just left are cheering.

3. What should you do for an engineer with a headache?

Amputate.

4. What do you do for an engineer with ul- cers?

Engineer’s them. : 5. Why do engineers finish here in three

years? Who the hell could stand them for four? 6. What’s the definition of embarrassment? A date with an engineer. 7. What’s the definition of suicide? A second date with an engineer. 8. How did the engineer burn his face? Bobbing for french fries.

9. What do you say to an engineer in a suit and tie?

”Will the defendant please rise.’ 10. Why do all the floors ais sag? Because the engineers in the basement suck. 11. Why did the engineer cross the road? Who cares as long as he gets hit by a truck. 12. How can you tell where an engineer loves? _ By the toilet paper agi prophylactics hang- ing on the clothesline. Although not quite human, the engineers do have a good sense of humor and know what university spirit is all about...more than can be said about some

other people here. Let’s keep the rivalries alive; it’s all in fun.

don’t get ulcers - they cause

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pmestey March 20 26 1987 ;

FUN PAGE

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BRAIN DAMAGE ¢ VPELBC $7

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BECAUSE THE GEM IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY PUBLISHER. ..

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